everyone should watch the whole thing

My boyfriend is done watching Yuri On Ice - Final Part 5

“I’m emotionally unstable. I’m doing this just for my fans. I want this pointed out.”

Episode 12:

“0.01 seconds into the episode, and Victor is supposedly naked under that bathrobe. With Yuri in the room.”

(I point out they’re sharing said room)

“TSSSSKKK OF FUCKING COURSE THEY ARE” (elbows me eloquently)

“IS. HE. CRYING.”

“VICTOR CRYING?!”

“Woooooooooooow.”

“Oh he’s mad okay”

“UH-OH THAT HAND ON YURI’S THIGH”

“ONE DOES IT TO FLIRT”

“I did it with you. did you notice?”

“This stuff is intense”

(he pauses) “so. Yuri wants to retire after the Final and tells Victor. Victor is mad at him cause he wanted to be back on the ice BUT WITH YURI. Okay that calls for a fucking PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER DUDES”

(presses play) “fuck I’m mad”

“Nice French journalist they’ve got there”

“VICTOR KNOWS LITTLE FRENCH OF FUCKING COURSE”

“What? No intro? What am I supposed to do now?”

“Oh not JJ fuck”

“LOOOOL HE DIDN’T NOTICE THE MUSIC PLAYING”

“go phichit go”

“What is he using to fix his hair I want it”

“AHAHAHAHAHA DID YOU SEE OTABEK’S FACE?? DID YOU??” (in the scene in which Phichit imagines skating with everyone for that show on ice)

“OMGOMGOMGOMG YURI MY HEART IS BEATING FAST I’M ANXIOUS”

“is he seriously retiring? :( no”

“AAAAAAAAAAAH BOMB DROPPED THANK YOU VICT- ARE THEY KISSING? NO? HOW THE FUCK NO?”

“Okay where are my kleenex it’s Yuri’s turn”

“INA BAUER” (I suspect he re-watched the first episodes alone)

“Oh wait new coat”

“HE DID THE FLIP WITHOUT FUCKING IT UP OH MY GOOOOD”

“he’s pointing at Victor. oh my god.”

“HE’S SO HAPPY LOOK!!!!!!! THEY ALL CRYING!!”

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT HE BEAT VICTOR TOO?!?!?!?!?!!?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT”

“they keep hugging and not making out. as a straight man I shoulnd’t be so disappointed, but here I am”

“Minako lost it for Chris lol”

“Otabek!!! where’s yurio? I wanna se his face”

“THERE HE IS”

“Looool Yurio is about to faint now that Victor is coming back on the ice”

“HIS FACE LOL PRICELESS”

“victor and yurio hugging. beautiful”

“Yuri is looking for Victor”

(pauses) “Tell me you DID notice Otabek’s eyes looking for Yurio as soon as he entered the rink. tell me please”

“YURIO’S TURN SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT”

“Yurio giving Otabek a thumb up. bros” (I told him that in my opinion being bros is not exactly the thing they got on their minds. He agrees)

“WOWOWOW INTENSE”

“he manages to yell even as he skates”

“He’s tired as fuck”

“WHY IS HE ALWAYS INSULTING SOMEONE”

“Fede I’ve got a feeling”

“Fede I think Yurio won the grand prix. fuck hell shit”

“NO FUCKING- HE DID”

“Shit”

“No”

“BUT I WANTED YURI TO WIN WHAT THE FUCK”

“VICTOR WAS GOING TO MARRY HIM IF HE DID”

“damn”

“LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL VICTOR IS NOT KISSING THE MEDAL”

“…. holy mother of jesus did Victor just ask if Yuri knows a way to excite him”

“I think Yuri does”

“HE’S BACK ON THE ICE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I KNEW IT”

“Yuri is such a crybaby”

“Is it finished? I feel empty”

“Oh no wait OH WAIT IT’S THAT SONG IN ITALIAN”

“He’s so good at skating”

“WHAAAAAT VICTOR”

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEY SKATING TOGETHER”

“he caresses him. I just can’t.”

(teary eyed) “Beautiful.”

“Oh change of scene”

“IS THAT YURIO WITH VIC- OOOOOOOH SO CUTEEEE”

“WAIT DOES THAT MEAN SEASON TWO? can we watch it?”

“it’s not a thing yet?”

“are you fucking kidding me”

“WHAT”

Welcome to the Madness: (I had to calm him down first and explain there’s a movie coming out soon. He started breathing again)

“Okay what is this.”

“Oh. Yurio. okay.”

“OH. YURIO. OKAY. WOW.”

“THIS IS SO FUCKING PUNK ROCK!!!!”

“is-is he doing this for real”

“this is not-safe-for-work material”

“LOL THOSE LEGGINS SHOULD HURT AS FUCK if you know what I mean”

“You probably don’t you’re a woman”

“WOOOOOOOOW OKAAAAAY HE’S GETTING NAKED”

“his skates are sparkling. gay as fuck”

“well not that the whole programme is playing in favor of his heterosexuality”

“The sunglasses rock”

“The song tho!! cool”

“WHATT?????? IS THAT OTABEEEEEK”

“IT IS OTABEK”

“holy mother of shit HE THREW THE SUNGLASSES AT THE AUDIENCE”

“HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT THE GLOVES”

“PORNOGRAPHY I SAY”

“WHY DON’T THEY JUST BANG IN FRONT OF EVERYONE”

(giggles uncontrollably) “Fede this is the GAYEST thing I’ve ever said, done, watched, everything. Thank you very much but also not”

“Otabek kept a glove for himself, I know it”

“Oh he’s wearing make up”

“He’s very naked”

“OTABEK IS D E F I N I T E L Y GETTING SOME TONIGHT EHEHEHE”

“Like. look at that”

“I feel dirty thinking it because he’s fifteen”

“But at the same time WHAT THE FUCK”

“nice shot”

“dead”

“Wooooooooooooooooooow. are there people who think this show isn’t gay”

“Is there more to show me?”

“HOW IS IT ‘NO’? WHAT?”

“listen send me the link to the episodes on Facebook”

“yes I’m serious”


And that’s how I turned my very straight boyfriend GAY.

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4

Went and saw Beauty and the Beast, and I just had to share my experience because it was so pure?

So, like, I get into the theater, find myself a nice spot smack dab midscreen, which is WAY EASIER without thirty people traipsing in behind you in a group, lemme tell you, and I’m just sitting there, by my lonesome, scrolling tumblr and watching whatever weird stuff they’ve got on screen, and a family comes to sit in my row, which was the only empty one not right in front of the screen. Sat down what I thought was a seat away from me until I saw a little girl in an adorable ass red dress climbing over mom and dad to sit next to me. 

Totally fine. I was just off of center and they got to sit right in the middle of the screen, and when she finally gets settled this little girl looks up at me, with a soda half her size in one hand, and somehow both popcorn and candy in her tiny little lap, and she stage whispers to her mom:

“She’s by herself!”

Mom looks embarrassed, but I smile and wave off the apology. 

I go back to my phone, only to realize someone is tugging at my sleeve. Little girl looks up at me, all wide eyes and curiosity, and holds out a napkin filled with popcorn and chocolate. Like, I remember being a kid, and I remember how important candy and popcorn at the theater are, and I think she thought she was saving my life by offering this sustenance.

I almost fucking cried guys, kids are the best.

So I take it and thank her and let her talk my ear off for a few minutes until she needs a drink because she has been talking SO MUCH her mouth is dry. This kid is going places, guys, I’m telling you right now, because she picked up that cup the size of her torso like a champ and angled the straw just right and continued to try to talk to me around her gulps.

While this is happening, on the other side of me another mom and daughter sat down, and, turns out, the girls know each other. I’m guessing, based on the gumption of Red Dress, that they probably met in the lobby before they went into the theater. 

Girl number 2, I’ll call her Princess Dress, because it was a fantastic dress and when I told her so she proceeded to point to every princess along the neck and name them and give me their Stats, proceeds to have a conversation across me with Red Dress.

Both sets of parents were looking like they wanted to bury their heads in their hands, but I was having a blast.

Anyway, eventually lights go down, we get into the movie, and for the most part Red and Princess were content, although every so often Red made sure to pass me a handful of sticky half-melted chocolate. 

Watching a live action version of a movie that I watched for the first time when I was their age was a fuckin’ trip, man. Like. I got super emotional over things I didn’t expect to, and during the wolf scenes I was actually mildly distressed, because Princess was gripping the hand rest so hard on my right I thought she was gonna break it. Any scene I laughed or snorted at got a peal of laughter from my two new best friends, so hopefully no one has to go home and explain why I nearly snorted out my drink during “Be Our Guest” when they went for a visual gag for “After all miss, this is France!”.

During the ballroom scene, Red turned to her mom and whispered “The Beast is handsome!” and it took so much for me not to lean over and whisper back “Girl same.”

But my favorite, MY VERY FAVORITE part of this whole experience was when Gaston shot the Beast - FOR THE THIRD TIME HOLY HELL I KNEW IT WAS DARK BUT GODDAMN THIS IS A KIDS MOVIE ISN’T IT - Red patted my arm because yeah, okay, I was maybe crying a little, look, I know what happens but the movie made me feel things okay. Anyway, she like, pushes herself up in her seat and leans in close and she goes “It’s okay. He’s gonna be okay.”

The point is, children are so pure, and everyone should always watch movies with strangers.

Writing Advice For The Rest Of Us

This post is my message to everyone else who also reads a lot of writing advice lists and feels frustrated and broken as a writer because so much of the near-universal advice doesn’t seem to work. 

1. Don’t write if you don’t feel like writing. Some writers thrive on forcing themselves to crank out words they hate. Uh, bully for them? Every time I try to write when I don’t feel like writing, I end up not only deleting all the crap I spew but also staying in a don’t-wanna-write mood for a lot longer than normal. If forcing the words doesn’t work for you, don’t do it. Give yourself time.

2. Editing before you start writing is fine. “Don’t do it!” they holler. “Make new words, don’t get stuck rewriting forever!” Fuck you, Hemingway reread every time he wrote and so can I. Even if you do wind up editing the whole time and not writing any new words, so what? Improving what you’ve got is perfectly worthwhile.

3. It’s okay to be a perfectionist. Sometimes it takes an hour to write a sentence. That is fine. Wordcount is not the end-all be-all of productivity; quality matters too. The “your first draft is just gonna be shitty, accept it” attitude doesn’t work for everyone.

4. Procrastination is good. Man, I seriously cannot tell you how much less stressful writing has become since I decided procrastination was a crucial part of my process and stopped feeling guilty about it. It gives you time to work through things subconsciously, and sometimes you get a whole lot of housework done in the process. Or a whole lot of Netflix-watching. Whatever. It’s okay. You’re okay.

5. Writing advice is a pile of bullshit. Yep, even this writing advice. The only writing advice you should really listen to is the stuff that comes from people who know you and your style and your flaws well. Everything else is a suggestion, and anyone who thinks their advice is a magical exception that applies to every writer is not worth your time.

You are not alone, and you are not broken, and you are not a bad writer just because your process is different from others. Hang in there.

Damn Fine Police Work

Context: In a dark heresy campaign, my Iron Hands techmarine had just shot off the sword arm of an enemy officer charging me with a chainsword. I then crushed his other hand so he couldn’t fight back and dangled him upside down by the foot with my servo arm, attempting to interrogate him for information. At this point the officer is bleeding profusely out of both arms and what little blood is left in him is rushing to his head. My character is heavily augmented with cybernetics and takes a large penalty on any ‘charisma’ based interactions with anyone who is not.

Me (ooc): “I want to ask this guy about enemy troop locations in the area so we have an idea of what we’re up against.”

*critically fails the intimidation check*

DM: “You begin screaming incoherently while shaking him up an down with your servo arm. The mental strain he goes through trying to understand your nonsense while hanging upside down gives him a brain aneurysm and he dies on the spot.”

Me: “Apothecary! I require your skills to revive this important fleshling!”

Blood Angel Apothecary (successfully using his bone drill to perform complex brain surgery): “Don’t you die on me, human! I must kill you myself! The emperor demands it!”

DM: “The officer regains consciousness with the apothecary’s drill still lodged in his skull and immediately begins screaming in pain and fear.”

Me: “Cease your whimpering, scum! Tell us what we want to know!”

*fails another intimidation check*

DM: “The officer, not even knowing what it is you want from him, abandons all hope and begins begging for death. He promptly runs out of blood and dies. Again. No amount of “first aid” can bring him back.

Me (gently poking his corpse to see if he’s still alive): “Hmm…Perhaps I was not frightening enough. I will take this into consideration for future interrogations." 

Our Squad’s Devastator (who has a notably higher ‘charisma’ than everyone else and just watched the whole ordeal unfold): "Hey guys? Not to rain on your torture parade or anything, but uhh… I think I should handle the prisoners from now on.”

The apothecary and I disagreed.

Are you stressed? Are you so busy getting to the future that the present is reduced to a means of getting there? Stress is caused by being “here” but wanting to be “there,” or being in the present but wanting to be in the future. It’s a split that tears you apart inside. To create and live with such an inner split is insane. The fact that everyone else is doing it doesn’t make it any less insane. If you have to, you can move fast, work fast, or even run, without projecting yourself into the future and without resisting the present. As you move, work, run — do it totally. Enjoy the flow of energy, the high energy of that moment. Now you are no longer stressed, no longer splitting yourself in two. Just moving, running, working — and enjoying it. Or you can drop the whole thing and sit on a park bench. But when you do, watch your mind. It may say: “You should be working. You are wasting time.” Observe the mind. Smile at it.
—  Eckhart Tolle

Dave….Dave plz come back on and tell us tomorrow that we will have two or three more seasons…plz…

“Who cares if Tony is upset that Bucky killed his parents, he was brainwashed, Tony doesn’t have any reason to be upset, he should realize this.”

EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME.

Ok.

Let’s take a guy, brainwash him, and then have him kill your parents and record the whole thing. Then, let’s tell YOU it was just a car crash and let that stew for thirty some years. Then we will tell a close friend the truth about their deaths, but oh, not you. AND THEN FORCE you to watch it when you are ALREADY EMOTIONALLY STRUNG OUT BECAUSE

1. Your girlfriend left you
2. You’re trying to make amends for completely fucking up when you made a murder bot that destroyed a city
3. You have the government up your ass
4. You have the Avengers up your ass
5. You’re worried about your best friend who may never fucking walk again in his life and you blame yourself for it
6. You’re trying to find the most peaceful way to protect the Avengers from having a political storm reign down up them with no help from anyone while getting hate and antagonized for it the whole time BY THE PEOPLE YOU ARE TRYING TO PROTECT, while your so called “friends” turn against you and fight you the entire way.

Oh boy.

And then.

AND THEN

Make you WATCH as the man standing right behind you, the man you are trying to help, beats your father to death in cold blood while listening to him BEG for your mother to be spared, only to then watch him strangle your mother (the only parental figure who showed you any fucking love in your entire fucking life) just for BEING THERE. Oh. By the way. Find out your so called “friend” knew about it for a couple years now and didn’t tell you shit. THEN let’s see how rationally YOU are thinking.

Was Bucky brainwashed? Yes. But did Bucky kill Tony’s parents? Yes. Did he want to? Probably not. But he did. Does Bucky feel guilty as hell? Yes. Do I, personally, blame Bucky Barnes? No. Is it probably eating Bucky alive? Hell yeah, definitely is.

Did Tony have a reason to be upset? YES. He just watched Bucky murder his parents. Was Tony’s anger warranted? Yes. Was Tony thinking rationally? No. Should Tony have tried to kill Bucky? No. Could Tony have handled that waaaaay better? Yes. But do I blame Tony for reacting the way he did? Hell fucking no.

Everyone has their breaking point. Tony’s was building through the whole movie, you could SEE it, and that was Tony’s breaking point. Unfortunately Bucky was the closest thing to him that he could project all that anger, frustration, grief, hurt, pain, devastation on. Because brainwashed or not, Bucky still killed Tony’s parents.

Is it Bucky’s fault? No.

Should Tony have tried to kill Bucky? No.

Do I blame him for trying? No.

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This song is very powerful, and I think everyone should listen to it.

Todrick Hall (Feat. Jordin Sparks) - Water Guns

Jealous Shawn-Request by anon Hey everyone! it’s been a long time coming,but i was so blocked these past few weeks.This is my second time writing in second person,so bear with me.Hope you all enjoy!

“Quit staring it’s creepy” You blushed adding the finishing touches to your makeup.Shawn leaning against the door frame watching you admiration,eyeing your every move as you applied your ruby red lipstick.

“It’s romantic” He defended leaving his place,embracing you in his arms.Your breathing coming to a halt as he placed his chin on your bare shoulder,his cool breath sending shivers down your back. 

“We should just cancel this whole thing and have a party of our own.” He suggests kissing your neck,then softly nipped at,making a tingly feeling erupt between your legs.You swallowed the dry lump forming in your throat,Shawn picking up on the signals your body were sending him.He smirked making his way up your neck,burying his face into your long curls.

“Shawn” You whined gripping onto the bathroom counter top.

“Hmm” He responded continuing to graze his lips down your neck.You turn around facing him,his eyes full of lust as caressed your body with his hands.But you weren’t giving in,two can play this game.Turning him over,you press your bodies against the cold counter,grazing your lips against his teasingly.He smirks attempting pull you in closer,while you back away slowly.His forehead creasing in confusion,as he thought he was winning.

“Nice try,But not tonight Mendes”  You smile devilishly exiting the master bathroom,leaving him dumbfounded.

“Tease” He calls out from behind you.

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OK K.O. LET’S BE HEROES! The show I’ve been working on for so long - about a year and a half! - officially debuts on Cartoon Network TODAY! And then there are gonna be new episodes all week!

I am super lucky. The whole crew loves the show. It’s just the kind of world I love to draw - kinda science fiction, futuristic and fantastic but also down to earth. Everyone on the show gets a lot of latitude and freedom to do things our way to make ourselves happy - because the idea is, that should make it fun to watch and be a fan of.

Oh yeah! Here’s a cool thing I made for our crew! OK KO rules!

EXO Showing His Girlfriend to the Members

Xiumin:

Xiumin would try to play it cool, letting you introduce yourself and tell a little about yourself.  He wouldn’t really care if the other members “approved” of you, proud to call you his girlfriend no matter what others said. He’d have a satisfied smile on his face as he watched you interact with his members.

Chen:

Nervous but excited to show you off, Chen would introduce you himself. He’d let you mingle with the other members before quietly asking their opinion of you, sighing in relief when they showed their approval.

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun would loudly introduce you, bragging about how cute and funny you are, making you blush and hit him to stop. He’d never leave your side as you talked to the other members, watching his band-mates to see their reaction to you.

Chanyeol:

Definitely nervous, Chanyeol would introduce you, a proud smile spreading across his face. You’d have to be the one to suggest actually talking to the members, and he’d keep his hand intertwined with yours the entire time.

Lay:

Lay would be like Xiumin in this situation, letting you introduce yourself and get to know the members. Though he’d appreciate their opinions about you, he wouldn’t care much for getting their “blessing”, loving you no matter what.

D.O:

Pretty relaxed about the whole thing, D.O would introduce you before letting you meet the individual members on your own. He’d quietly ask what they thought of you, smiling shyly when they voiced their approval.

Suho:

A bit shy about it, Suho would awkwardly introduce you to everyone, oversharing about you until you finally–politely–hinted that you should just talk to them yourselves. He’d readily agree, but follow you around the whole time, watching his bandmates’ reactions to you.

Kai:

The other members’ opinions would be very important to Kai. Once you finished talking to one member and moved to the next, he’d begin interrogating them about what they thought of you. He’d be thoroughly relieved to find out they all (obviously) approved of you.

Sehun:

Sehun would introduce you, shyly smiling as he led you around to each member. He would try to act nonchalant, not asking his hyungs what they thought of you. In the inside, he was dying of nervousness.

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GUYS.

I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING ABOUT THIS SCENE.

Check out that first picture. Look at Elphaba’s eyes. Look at her face. See how unsure she looks? A little confused, even, maybe afraid. But also, in love. Because that’s what’s happening. She’s in love, he’s in love. They’re in love with each other.

Someone else being in love with her is unheard of to Elphaba, hell, she’s never truly felt it before. So that’s why there’s a hint of doubt and fear on her face (plus the hand up under her chin? People put their hands in that spot, pressed up against them, when something surprising happens or they’re scared. And that’s exactly part of what she feels). Couple that with the lust but also adoration in her eyes, and what have you got?

EXTREME ACTING TALENT, FOR ONE.

AND:

SHE HAS LITERALLY NEVER FELT REAL LOVE BEFORE, SO SHE’S TRYING TO KEEP IT AS CLOSE AS SHE CAN (hence “I’ll make every last moment last, as long as you’re mine”), BUT SHE’S ALSO SO FUCKING SCARED CAUSE SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO OR HOW TO DO IT. SHE LITERALLY DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT BEING IN LOVE ENTAILS.

And how the hell would she? Everyone in her life, anyone she could ever have a chance at love with, whether it be the love of a friend, familial love, or romantic love, has rejected her, alienated her, abused her, ridiculed her, etc. She has been broken and battered by countless people who could have/should have given her love.

And another thing.

In that gif there, watch her face. Fiyero leans in closer, and while she’s still got that love in her eyes, that small shred of fear is in there too. Because maybe she thinks a kiss could fuck the whole thing up. Maybe she thinks Fiyero will rethink his feelings for her. 

And who can blame her for that, too, because honestly, it’s her first fucking kiss. I would be a little freaked too.

And then, he finally kisses her. And her eyes close, likely from shock, because “holy shit this gorgeous-ass guy is kissing me what the fuck do I do” (literally my reaction if someone as pretty as Kyle Dean Massey kissed me), but also because she’s fucking enjoying it. See how her hands clasp like that? Normally people do that when they’re happy, right?

Well goddamn, she’s fucking happy.

I mean, the guy she fell in love with, who she thought could never love her, just kissed her, holy shit right?

But it’s not as simple as that. Remember what I said earlier about how she has never been given real love? She was only just beginning to receive that with Glinda, and that was ripped away from her more than once. So put aside the fact that this is her first kiss, and remember that it’s also (one of) her first experiences of love.

And watch how she melts (pun fully intended) into that kiss, and even when Fiyero pulls away, she sits there, shocked, eyes still closed, still revelling in the feeling, until she finally regains her composure, shifts position, and opens her eyes to watch him.

In conclusion: Elphaba is a precious, inexperienced green bean who must be loved and adored, given all the affection she never got to have before, kudos to Fiyero for giving her that, and Willemijn Verkaik is a fucking crazy talented actress.

Okay, I’m done.

Having a baby with Tom Holland...

Originally posted by warinfinities

Writer: Jess

  • Okay, so considering that it’s on some years from now, when Tom is already a little bit older and mature
  • He would freak out, of course
  • I mean, we’re talking about a baby, another human life that will need both you and him to survive
  • And you know, Tom is a dork - he already told everyone he’s an idiot and a dork
  • So he would be so scared of being a father
  • He would talk a lot to his father, asking him “please, tell me all you know”
  • All the secrets, tips, things Tom should know, things he should do it, etc
  • In the middle of everything, RDJ would appear as a friend too, of course
  • He has a teenager son, so he’s been there before (you know, with this whole thing of being dad and famous)
  • Tom would watch a lot of videos, half of them about how to take care of a baby
  • The other half would just be videos of fathers playing with their children
  • Which would make him laugh his ass off
  • But I think that, once the baby is here, he would be such a cute and nice dad
  • He wouldn’t want to be away from the baby, so basically the only time you get to hold your child will be when you need to feed her/him
  • And to change diapers because that’s something Tom will refuse to do it in the first three months
  • He can totally handle the baby while he/she is crying, sleeping, etc
  • Even when they end up throwing up a little bit after eating a lot
  • But diapers? No, that’s his worst nightmare
  • And there would be a little bit of fighting between you two because Tom has to learn how to deal with the fact that he’s a father and with his career
  • So sometimes he would be a little bit of an asshole, getting home and not actually helping you to take care of the baby
  • Saying that he was too tired when you confront him about it
  • But then he would apologize to you because he really loves his child and he knew things would be that hard, so yeah
  • Tom is the kind of father that does everything he can to make his baby laugh
  • Including let them pull his hair
  • Also, don’t be surprise if at some point you walk into the room and find your baby with a Spider-Man mask on his face
  • Or the whole costume tbh
  • Tom is also super jealous about the baby, so he doesn’t like anyone pinching their cheeks or hugging them a lot
  • Not if they’re not from his family (or yours, of course)
  • Sleeping with your baby between you and Tom is something that would happen a lot
  • Btw, you should know that your baby will be showered with gifts, not only from both of the families, but also from the MCU cast
  • Especially Robert, Marisa and Benedict
  • And overall, things would just be natural, you know?
  • Like it was meant to be, you having a baby with Tom
things about hamilton you should know
  • before the show, king george comes over the speaker in character and tells everyone to silence their cell phones and to “enjoy my show”
  • the ensemble in incredible, like one point they literally throw a stool across the stage and catch it. they do all of the shifts and move everything. they are always standing or sitting on the side or on the top of the set watching/participating in every scene. it’s incredible.
  • the flow in alexander hamilton is insane. and the whole show. everyone moves at the perfect timing and its so interesting to watch at all times
  • the turntable is the coolest thing.
  • the lighting for the whole show in probably one of the best parts. every cue is perfectly timed and it changes at the best times. it adds to the storyline tremendously. 
  • the choreography in my shot is incredible. there’s one part when hamilton is standing in the middle of the turntable on “for the first time i’m thinking past tomorrow” and the ensemble all lunges towards him and then on “and i am” the lights change and then all jump back and it looks absolutely incredible.
  • at the beginning of schuyler sisters, peggy is literally being dragged on by her sisters. it really seems like she’s the annoying little sister.
  • at the end of schuyler sisters, the movement on the turntable is so cool because the different layers of the circle are all going in different directions and the cast is walking on it and the lighting and ugh it just looked unreal.
  • whenever the king walks, he walks so slowly and he like waddles. it’s the funniest thing ever. he also always carries his cane and uses it during his songs and i’m crying he’s the funniest part of the show.
  • during the boom’s during right hand man, the lights flash really bright like an explosion onstage
  • when burr says “martha washington named her feral tomcat after him”, hamilton jumps forwards and says “that’s true” and it’s a really cute funny moment
  • during helpless these candles on tables roll out and it’s really pretty and then at the beginning of satisfied they roll back during the rewind and it looks like they’re being sucked back and it’s really cool
  • as you probably know when they rewind in satisfied they literally walk in reverse and dance in reverse and hamilton and eliza kiss in reverse and ugh it’s the coolest thing ever and they keep going until they reach the beginning of helpless
  • SATISFIED IS INCREDIBLE that’s it.
  • in story of tonight reprise they’re all so drunk and it’s the funniest thing ever
  • washington is literally hamilton’s dad even moreso in person
  • in wait for it the ensemble sits in chairs and it’s just so powerful
  • after “immigrants, we get the job done” everyone applauds!!!
  • yorktown is HYPE. like the lights, the CHOREOGRAPHY, woowow. i could watch that number all day everyday and not get sick of it.
  • in yorktown the ensemble moves all of these chairs and boxes onstage and it looks literally like the world is being turned upside down and then at the end they all stand on them
  • when king george goes “i’m so blue” he stomps his foot and the lights all turn blue
  • there’s one scene in between dear theodosia and non-stop when laurens dies and he comes onstage off to the side and is singing parts of story of tonight like “i may not live to see our glory” and eliza is reading a letter from laurens’ dad, and then laurens sings “tomorrow there’ll be more of us” really slowly and it’s beautiful and then eliza says “alexander are you alright?” and he says “I have so much work to do” and BOOM hamilton jumps away and AFTER the war i went BACK to new york
  • in non-stop when they’re talking about the federalist papers they bring 3 empty chairs onstage that are facing upstage, and hamilton sits in the furthest upstage one. as they say “john jay got sick after writing 5″ etc, ensemble members turn the chairs around as if to show they’re empty 
  • “lez go” is really funny
  • at the beginning of the non-stop all-skate washington is on rolling stairs and when he goes “history has its eyes on youuuu” they roll him center stage with a spot on him 
  • I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT BLACKOUT!!!
  • when jefferson said “uh… france” he added a “duh” in there
  • at the end of what’d i miss, washington goes “mr. jefferson welcome home” and then hamilton pretty much pushes him out of the way to say “mr. jefferson, alexander hamilton” and it’s v funny and classic
  • when washington says “you could’ve been anywhere in the world tonight” he like involves the audience and jefferson does a thing where he’s like “let’s hear it” and it kind of breaks the fourth wall
  • “doin whatever the hell it is you do in monticello” hamilton bounces around in a circle like a dork
  • at the beginning of take a break philip and eliza are sitting at a piano on the turntable and philip is squirming like a little kid would that didn’t want to play piano.
  • at the beginning of say no to this, maria enters and is walking around the turntable and it’s almost like she’s taunting hamilton
  • hamilton and maria only kiss once during the scene, which makes the kiss so much more powerful 
  • everything about the room where it happens was incredible. i cannot say enough positive things about it.
  • when hamilton goes “wait for it, wait for it, wait”, he mimics burr singing wait for it
  • at one point in room where it happens the lights form a colorful circle within a square over the table and UGH the lights in this number were UNREAL.
  • IT WAS JUST SOO GOOD and after the click boom people applauded for like an hour
  • in one last time, during the part when washington sings about the fig tree, they project a light on him and it’s textured and looks like a tree and his voice is so good and it’s such a beautiful moment
  • i know him is so funny because king george is so confused at the beginning and he has this evil laugh at the end omfg
  • when hamilton says “sit down john, you fat mother -” he is standing on the upper balcony thing and he drops this HUGE stack of papers on from it and there’s all of these flashing lights
  • when jefferson says “my god” in the reynolds pampHlet he makes this face of disbelief and it’s hysterical 
  • THE LIGHTS DURING HURRICANE LOOK LIKE IT’S A HURRICANE AND I ALMOST SCREAMED FROM THE HOUSE BECAUSE IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL 
  • the ensemble is moving all different objects during hurricane an it looks like a hurricane onstage and wowowoowowow this number was really cool 
  • THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET. king george is off to the side and he is reading it and he gets so excited and he comes onstage and is dancing and throwing papers and jefferson is literally throwing papers all over the stage and it’s hysterical in a sad way
  • at the end of the song there’s hundreds of papers all over the stage and the ensemble picks up all of the papers as fast as they can before eliza comes out for burn 
  • eliza brings out a lantern with a candle and a stack of letters, and she lights them on fire and puts one into a bucket and then she puts more into it and you can see the fire come out of the bucket and then after she goes offstage you could smell the smoke from it, it was legit 
  • philip literally interrupts a play within a play, there’s ensemble members performing a play onstage and when philip comes in and interrupts it in blow us all away the “actors” stop and look really confused and frustrated
  • stay alive reprise is the saddest thing EVER. when eliza comes onstage she is wearing a black coat and she cries out “nooooo!” and the lights go on her and she runs over to philip and hamilton “is he breathing is he going to survive this” and it brought tears to my eyes
  • ITS REALLY SAD
  • when he dies, eliza SCREAMS this bloodcurdling scream and ugh
  • when eliza forgives hamilton in its quiet uptown, she takes his hand, and she speaks for the first time in the song when she says “it’s quiet uptown” and it’s a beautiful moment, and they say “forgiveness”
  • when burr says “i’m chasing what i want, and i learned that from you” a weird realization goes across the whole audience and its a weird sort of burn 
  • burr and jefferson stand facing the house and look up when hamilton is saying “the people are asking to hear my voice” and burr looks hopeful and jefferson looks smug and when he says “jefferson has my vote” burr’s face subtly turns to shock and jefferson does this little victory dance
  • burr fires at hamilton and then an ensemble member comes onstage and pretends to hold the bullet as hamilton has his moment “i imagine death so much it feels more like a memory”
  • in who lives who dies who tells your story, eliza is the main character, she is focused on, and is forward the whole time
  • ELIZA IS A CINNAMON ROLL.
  • at the very end of wlwdwtys, eliza gasps, and i think it’s so powerful, because it’s almost like she sees the audience and she sees how she has told his story and how his legacy has continued
  • OVERALL. this show is insane. everything about it is above and beyond. note i saw this show with the original broadway cast (except jonathan groff) on may 26, 2016. the hamilton hype is real, i promise. 
  • feel free to send me any questions you may have about anything from the show, i’d love to talk about it!
  • IF YOU CAN, GO SEE IT. IT’S WORTH IT.
got7 goes to the movie theater!

jb:

  • drives them there in a red mini van
  • drops everyone off at the front, and parks the car himself 
  • tells everyone to silence their phones in the lobby
  • contemplates on and off throughout the movie whether he should leave to get nachos
  • shifty in seat
  • his phone rings ◉-◉

mark:

  • definitely does not want to take pics in the face cutout cardboard movie promotion thing 
  • what if! we play a quiet game during the movie! 
  • loser gets a punishment (☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞
  • ~credits start to roll @ the end of the movie~ already in the car
  • texts the group chat to make sure everyone throws their trash away

jackson:

  • has a list on his phone of all the movies they should watch together 
  • adds more throughout the previews
  • sits next to youngjae bc emotion is so easy with that boy
  • asks jb who that guy is and how he knows that other person (jb: the movie just started 2 min ago)
  • whispers to jb the whole time bc youngjae is just as clueless 
  • ಠoಠ 
  • starts the clapping at the end of the movie 

jinyoung:

  • yugyeom shouldn’t have a vote on choosing which movie because he’s too tall and not everyone has that advantage in life
  • jk yugyeom, you can have a vote bc I’m good mom
  • made the executive decision on which movie 
  • keeps falling asleep (mork slightly nudges him when he starts to snore)
  • how to end the kid that’s kicking his chair????

youngjae:

  • stares at a mom that has a smol child on a literal leash 
  • why do ppl do that
  • snuck in corn on the cob bc what a great snack amirite (jinyoung & mark: corn has no nutritional value)
  • doesn’t get how that teen couple could still be making out when the dog just died 
  • laughs at inappropriate times (got7 & everyone: stares)

kunpimook:

  • insists on the group sitting 2/3 of the way back and in the center
  • but he has to be in the center of the already centered group 
  • put m&ms, sour gummy worms, and snocaps in his popcorn (yg: wau that looks so good)
  • yea, saw it on instagram once
  • sprints out of the theater into the parking lot when a scary thing popped out during the previews 
  • giggles at slight nudity 
  • no we have to stay to watch that post-credit scene (got7: we are concerned mark may leave us here tho)

yugyeom:

  • buys a large coke slushie and drinks it all before the movie starts (jb: you might regret that)
  • hahahahaha we’re in theater #7
  • thinks it’s funny because they are got7 
  • has to pee the entire time bc of the slushie (jinyoung: jb hyung told you so)
  • i think chris brown would really enjoy this movie; I hope he watches it soon
Shape of You (10)

I apologize in advance….Don’t fear there’s more chapters to come!

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Chapter 10

I woke up to someone pressing soft kisses along my shoulders. I buried my face in my pillow as the flutters kept up, moving along my shoulder and down my back. I scrunched up my nose, hands were on my hips. I felt happy, I felt warm. I didn’t want to move, I didn’t want to burst whatever bubble I had found myself in. I couldn’t pretend any longer though, I giggled as he tickled my waist.

“I know you’re awake,” his deep sleep filled voice made my toes curl.

I sighed, “I don’t want to get up. Then we have to leave.” I opened my eyes and he was staring down at me, his fingers moving along my shoulder now.

He started to draw circles on my arm, “but we leave together, so it won’t be that bad. You aren’t getting rid of me that easily, Nes.”

I smiled, “no, I guess not. If we can still do this, it’ll be perfect.”

Cassian leaned in, my fingers brushing his cheek, and kissed me softly. I smiled, never realizing how amazing this could be. How truly liberating it felt to finally let someone in. My chest wasn’t tight, my body wasn’t stiff. I felt like a girl I never knew I could be as I laid there with him. He had somehow found a way to bring me back to myself. To heal whatever damage Tomas had done.

“I’ll be right back,” He said against my lips. I sighed, but pulled myself away as he got up. I nodded, watching him walk out of the room wearing only his boxers. He was beautiful, I wasn’t sure what I had thought by trying to push him away.

I closed my eyes again as he shut the door. I and fallen asleep in his shirt, after he had worshipped me over and over again. His words not mine. I had fallen apart by his mouth, his hands, by him more than once last night. I shivered just remembering how good it felt. How I never wanted him to stop. How I never knew it could be as amazing, as warm and welcoming, as this.

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Bears, Boxes and Broken Bones [Lin-Manuel Miranda x Reader]

Request: could you please write a fix where the reader & Lin get more serious and the reader & readers daughter semi move into Lina bachelor pad and he finds it weird and then at the end of fic he realises he wants to make a family with reader???? Ish??? Idk??? :)

Word Count: 1,696

Warnings: broken wrist? is this a warning? haha other than that, none!

A/N: So, I changed the request just a tiny bit and made the reader’s daughter a 10-year-old, not a teenager (idk why, i think i like the idea of Lin interacting with kids). Also a huge shourout to mackie @protecting-my-legacy that helped me with this and got a little homage -sof’s injury-. Hope you feel better soon Mackie! So i guess that’s all the notes i have for this one, hope y’all like it! (PS: i am the worst with titles i hate this title but don’t let it define this fic lmao)

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“I think you should move in.” Lin’s voice is almost a whisper, but it wakes up from your half-asleep state.

You and Lin have been dating for almost a year, but for some reason he never mentioned you moving in or vice-versa, maybe that’s why it took you so much to comprehend what he was saying. “Wait, what?”

“Don’t you think it’s time?” He says as he plays with your hair. Cuddling in bed with him and having nothing to worry about was always the start of an important conversation for the two of you: The first time this happened, you decided to introduce Lin to your daughter, Sofia. She was 10 and the result of your first marriage, a problematic relationship that didn’t last more than two years. You regretted many things about it, Sofia wasn’t one of them.

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I think we all need a joyfully dancing Ahsoka right now.  (Should start at 28:39, though honestly, I recommend watching the whole thing because it’s a delight.)

I have been going through all the Dance Off with the Star Wars Stars videos on YouTube recently because I desperately need to feel PURE JOY, so I recommend that everyone do that if they like such things.

Also, gotta have another rant.

Last week, I saw an Instagram story that made me pretty mad.

This particular person is vegan. Fine. I admire vegans for their dedication, and think it can be an extremely healthy way to live (if eating a balanced vegan diet, of course).

The thing is, it’s not healthy for everyone. Particularly, some people with IBD who can’t tolerate a vegan diet.

This is not to mention the whole concept of choice. Some people choose to be omnivorous, or vegetarian, or vegan, or fruitarian, because that diet is better for them, and there should be no shaming of anyone for the diet they choose to follow. Unless that diet involves cannibalism. That is not ok (obviously).

Anyway, back to this post. The poster was telling people to go vegan, and watch a new documentary about veganism and health on Netflix. Fine.

The next part of the Instagram story featured the following: “A plant based diet can help/treat the following: diabetes, heart disease, Multiple Sclerosis, Prostate Cancer, arthritis, Chronic Fatigue, and Crohn’s/UC.”

Ok. Ignoring all the other conditions listed (because I’m not a patient and can’t speak from experience, but seriously?), for Crohn’s, just no.

There is no diet that treats or cures Crohn’s, and the ignorance around food and this disease drives me nuts.

We do not know the cause of Crohn’s Disease. Do environmental factors play a role? Very probably. Is there also a genetic component? Yep. Can you modify diet to try and soothe an inflamed digestive tract? Yes. Is there any evidence that dietary change will cure the disease? No.

It 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 autoimmune 👏🏻 and 👏🏻 there 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 no 👏🏻 cure👏🏻

Stop 👏🏻 shaming 👏🏻 IBD patients 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 our 👏🏻 disease👏🏻

For so many Crohn’s sufferers, major components of a vegan diet are just not possible. When I’m sick (and frequently when I’m not even flaring), I can’t tolerate fibre. No leafy greens, vegetables of any kind have to be cooked to mush (and even then, cause pain), nothing with any kind of skin or rind, no nuts, no beans/legumes or pulses. Even whole grains are a no go.

I can basically eat bananas, potatoes, rice, plain chicken, white bread, dairy (I know, I’m weird), and high fat/sugar things like pudding or jello.

For others with Crohn’s, veganism is achievable, and that is truly amazing. The fact is that it’s not for everyone, and I find it highly offensive to suggest that just by going “plant based” and “loving animals enough to not eat them/their products,” that someone who is currently pooping blood 20 times a day no matter what they eat, or someone on TPN, can just heal themselves.

This whole concept of “if you would just do this simple thing, you can help yourself,” is obnoxious, ignorant, and offensive. Especially when it’s prescribed for everyone regardless or circumstance.

It suggests that our GIs don’t know what they’re doing by prescribing the best possible medical/surgical treatment options for us.

It also suggests that we are to blame for being ill.

That is not friendly or loving. Let’s just stop policing the food choices of others, and call it a day.

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pretty sure that you were the one that pointed me to that 'i don't really wanna do the work today' video being from firebringer and i watched the whole thing yesterday and now i'm in love with lauren lopez so thanks?

GOD BLESS AND JOIN THE CLUB, FRIEND. 

my heart has belonged to lauren lopez for a good five and a half years now and it will stay that way for the conceivable future. 

every time that video graces my dash i cheer a little. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING FIREBRINGER. EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD TOO. BISEXUAL CAVE WOMEN. AWESOME AND TALENTED LADIES. LAUREN MOTHERFUCKIN LOPEZ IN A LEAD ROLE FOR ONCE. I’VE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT THIS MUSICAL SINCE JANUARY AND YOU CAN TOO!