everyone loves germany


“There’s always that one person that can make you smile, even when you’re at your lowest”

Happy Birthday Niall !!

2p's As Things I've Said Part 4

2p America: goddamn Oklahoman wind can suck my clit

2p China: soo do you think if I told her the truth she’d be mad at me? Because I’m about to tell her

2p England: fuck I burnt my hand getting the pan out

2p France: I want to go home and take off my pants

2p Russia: I didn’t get out of bed to hear people act like idiots all day, do your school work

2p Canada: I jokingly asked about the brand of your underwear… you didn’t have to tell me, you know?

2p Germany: she’s mad at me because I woke her up and asked if she wanted burritos

2p Italy: what? You think I’m scared of you just because you’re taller than me

2p Japan: He said “you need to stop taking videos, you fucking suck”

2p Romano: I swear to god the next person to tell me I look like shit will be bitch slapped. I know I look like shit, I am shit

2p Prussia: I’m so ready to fucking sleep

2p Spain: suck on these titties bitch, I don’t need your shitty attitude

( Shocker!! I added Spain!! His name is Andreas)


Stadiums in Brazil and in the world turned green in honor of the tragedy with the Chapecoense team.

In the end, football is just that. In the end, football is all that. It’s not just a game, not really.


Andi Wellinger delights crowds of fans gathered at Mühlenkopfschanze with his victory and two excellent jumps (147.5 and 135 meters), Willingen 29.1.17 (Andi wins, gets hugs from eveyone, and everyone is happy 💖 😍 😌)

me: I wanna buy a vip ticket so I can meet niall

also me: okay but everyone will see your meet & greet pic and 594 update accounts will post the pics and you will hate yourself even more because you’re ugly

Fanon vs Canon: Austria and Hungary
  • Fanon:
  • Austria: My dear wife, Eliza!
  • Hungary: Awe! I love you, dear!
  • Canon:
  • Austria: ew go get the servants to clean this mess up
  • Hungary: fuck off rich boy they're kids
Brazilians were supporting Germany’s NT. Why? 6 months ago the germans arrived in Santa Cruz Cabrália (Bahia, Brazil) and bought a lot and built a hotel, a health center, a football field, donated an ambulance to the town, created a full-time school program in Cabralia, made a road that led to their training center, didn’t bring german employees hiring about 250 Cabrália citizens in their training center. Then the Germany NT arrived and: When not training, they socialized with the citizens in the town or in the beach, partied with the citizens, were kind to the fans always talking to them/taking pictures with them. About the win against our team: they were respectful with us, said that their idols were brazilian legends and that we shouldn’t lose our pride. They are thankful for the way they were welcome here. And they’ll donate the things they built to the population. It’s impossible not to support these guys.
—  I translated this because people think it’s just because they beat Argentina. It’s not.
Their Worst Fears
  • Italy: losing everyone he loves, sadness
  • Germany: losing Italy and his brother
  • Japan: not fitting in with those around him
  • America: having his freedom taken away and being ignored
  • England: having those he loves hate him and turn their backs to him
  • France: falling in love again
  • China: dying
  • Russia: being trapped in solitude with no one to comfort or love him
  • Canada: one day, forgetting himself
  • Romano: being completely forgotten and betrayed because of his younger brother
  • Spain: losing Romano
  • Prussia: being forgotten and invisible everyone
  • ...
  • All: England's cooking

“I know pretty much everyone else has already been on an airplane before, especially people my age, but honestly— I still can’t believe how insane it was! And Germany was just so beautiful, I’ve never seen anything like it before. It was like walking into a fairy tale book… It was amazing.”