Thor: Ragnarok is the most dangerous film to watch because you’re literally attracted to E V E R Y O N E.
Thor: Literal Godworthy Good Looks (the arms, people, THE ARMS)
Hela: Wears evil like a damn fine red dress.
Loki: He’s still Loki who was always easy on the eyes just enhanced with multiple flattering outfit changes.
Valkyrie: Could kick your ass and you’d thank her.
Heimdall: He’s Idris Elba and the Eyes™
It’s a bisexual’s
worst best nightmare.