Okay but Victuuri childhood friends au where Viktor used to babysit Yuuri and he absolutely adored him to the ends of the Earth and called him his lil bro and they used to have slumber parties together and Yuuri used to tag along sometimes whenever Viktor hung out with his friends because Chris and Georgi and everyone also adored Yuuri.
And when Yuuri is 14 he develops the biggest crush ever on Viktor but Viktor only sees him as his little brother so Yuuri is just silently pining away and Chris knows, so whenever Viktor gets a datemate, Chris spends the night in with Yuuri comforting him, watching movies and eating junk food. And whenever Viktor starts waxing poetic about his new s/o, Chris changes the topic asap because he doesn’t want Yuuri to get hurt. He even warns Viktor not to gush about his datemates to Yuuri, and when Viktor obliviously asks why, Chris just gives a bullshit answer like “he’s still young, he doesn’t care about that kind of stuff. You’ll bore him and he won’t talk to you anymore”.
Meanwhile Viktor has a new datemate like every month that he breaks up with like 2 weeks later, and 9 times out of 10, it’s because he literally will not stop talking about how adorable Yuuri is.
This goes on for several years and suddenly, Viktor is 23, and he’s dating this sweet Asian girl who goes to the same university as him and they’ve been together for a month, and he’s starting to think that maybe he’s ready to get serious.
He goes to pick Yuuri up from dance practice one day. And he’s expecting Yuuri to be doing ballet, and he loves watching Yuuri do ballet. Because he’s just. So graceful and gorgeous.
But he walks in.
And Yuuri’s wrapped around a pole.
And Viktor just fucking. Freezes.
Because holy fuck. Look at those thighs. And that ass. And is it hot in here or is it just me?
He stands there just completely spellbound until he’s broken out of it when he hears a wolf whistle from off to the side.
And he turns to see a dark-skinned young Asian teenager who can’t be much older than 16. And pick-up line after pick-up line is spewing from his lips as he takes approximately three hundred photos of Yuuri from all angles.
And Yuuri starts laughing so hard that eventually he has to come down, and he’s chastising the boy - Phichit - for distracting him.
And the jealousy that flares up in Viktor in that moment alerts him to the fact that, oh shit, he’s in love with Yuuri.