everyone is so sassy in this movie

ok so periods are rarely mentioned in tv shows but when they are, it’s always White Girl Makes Sassy Comeback To White Boy or someone eating a cupcake and the pain goes away?? honey no 

  • lets begin with the pain 
  • it’s different for everyone (people who don’t get any pain are lucky af)
  • but it can get to the point where you’re in bed, just in pain 
  • not scrolling down facebook or instagram, not watching a movie, but in bed. in pain. so much pain you can’t even remember what it was like when you didn’t have your period 
  • having to clutch your phone so tightly bc you’re in public and you don’t want the pain to show on your face 
  • having to miss class bc you aren’t able to focus 
  • it doesn’t just go away bc you have a cupcake 
  • honestly, the pain is nothing to mock. it can get really bad.  
  • the alertness that comes with having your period
  • am i leaking? do i need to change? for how long am I going out? should I grab an extra pad/tampon?
  • being cautious of the way you’re sitting
  • opening a pad in a public washroom rip 
  • trying to walk normally when you can feel yourself bleeding 
  • light colored pants? hahaha no
  • cute underwear? hahaha no 
  • wearing long shirts in case a leak does happen 
  • sense of smell is heightened. idk about anyone else on this. but i dislike the smell of yogurt, and when I have my period, I feel like I’m going to be sick when I smell it
  • it’s basically a few days of constantly worrying every month 
  • it’s not ‘oh you’re in pain. do you want flowers and chocolate’
Dating Sam Winchester would include:

-You and him would both spend days that you aren’t hunting sat on the bunker’s sofa binge watching a bunch of your favourite movies and tv shows together. You would both enjoy the same type of film/show and would be in the same fandoms so whenever you have these ‘movie nights’ together it would usually end up with the two of you fangirling/fanboying with one another about the plot twists that occur within the shows.

-He would always tease you about your height to which you would fight back and explain that ‘not everyone is a giant’. These mini, playful fights would often cause you to say something extremely sassy which led to Sam chasing you around the bunker until he caught you, wrapping you tightly in his arms and pulling you impossibly close to his chest.

-When you wake up in the mornings, you would pull on the closest piece of clothing to you which is always Sam’s plaid shirt and make your way into to wherever Sam was in the bunker. Each morning Sam would always say ‘Did I ever tell you how beautiful you look in my shirt?’ before pulling you into a much needed morning kiss.

- Sam would be extremely protective of you and could get very easily jealous because of it (which is tremendously hot). You and Sam would frequently go to the bar near the bunker and each time it would end up with some random person hitting on you causing Sam to become insanely jealous and pull you protectively closer to him.

tags: @violinmyhead

Things I loved about Anastasia (1997)
  • the colors and music and overall aesthetic of the movie was so specific and intentional. I don’t know much about Russia at the time of the Romanovs so I can’t judge its historical accuracy, but the world of the movie felt very grounded and real to me. 
  • Anya is sweet and sassy and red-haired and I lOVE HER (I also love her get-up most of the movie because it’s genuinely unimpressive.)

  • the voice cast is spectacular !! I recognized the lead actors almost right away. Meg Ryan! John Cusack! Angela Lansbury! Very solid choices. (Hank Azaria is always enjoyable too.)

  • I love the themes of family and the importance of your past in relation to your future. Not that that’s a new theme for movies but I thought it was handled so thoughtfully without being heavy-handed. it does matter where you come from.

  • Her grandmother is a beautiful, stately character with so much inherent dignity. It’s touching and heartbreaking how long she looked for Anastasia but you really sympathize with why she decided to stop and the pain all these cons cost her.

  • the whole set up is so funny and perfect and delightful! I love cons in movies and I love them even more when they turn out to be true. It’s like the fake married AU. It’s deception that’s used to reveal a truth and it’s awesome!

  • “Grandma it’s me! Anastasia!” CAPE DROP

  • Anya and Dimitri learning to waltz on the ship!!!!!!! This whole scene gave me major Stardust vibes (kind of the whole movie actually?) and I love scenes where characters who may or may not be in love have to dance with each other! Yes! Tip that questioning attraction into full-blown love. 

  • I’m so attached to the love story! Anya and Dimitri are amazing and instantly iconic. GOSH. I love their fighting and their equal give-and-take. They’re both stubborn, and they’re both spit-fires. They have a very classic princess-and-pirate spark. I love their protestations (especially his) that he could never!!! like her!!!! yeah okay buddy.

  • but no, genuinely they’re so cute together and ALSO VERY REAL BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH STUBBORN IDIOTS

  • the final act of the movie where neither of them will admit what they’re feeling/do anything about it is so great because with her doubts and his insecurities it makes sense that they’re stuck. but also asdfsASDFSDF THEY’RE SO CUTE AND UNCOMMUNICATIVE. I died at the scene when he talked to her grandmother and didn’t take the reward money and then didn’t tell Anastasia that he’d turned it down, because it’s such a mixture of pride and genuine love.

  •  “i have concluded my business here” YEAH OKAY BUDDY. He is incredibly noble (in that he’s not going to tell her that he didn’t take the money and make her feel weird about it) and incredibly stubborn (because he’s not going to clear up the misunderstanding) and if that isn’t my absolute jAM I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS

  • considering the fact that both of them are so stubborn, the final “Dimitri saves Anastasia” scene makes so much sense because there’s probably no way they would ever have gotten over themselves if the stakes weren’t so high and he had to come save her. That final sequence makes both of them admit, “okay we love each other!” so POINTS TO YOU RASPUTIN

  • (I also enjoyed Rasputin as a villain and was mostly entertained by the running gag of pieces of him literally falling off. I appreciate when villains make me laugh.)

  • overall i just really loved the way it blent its familial and romantic love stories in a way where you understood the importance of both. the movie doesn’t make you choose one (which is good because this girl loves romance!!!). That’s why Marie is so great. She knows that Anya needs Dimitri as much as he needs her. Anya’s story is how she’s formed and changed by her relationship with her grandmother and with Dimitri. it’s a beautiful balance. 

  • i can’t remember anything else but it’s so cute and pretty and sweet and funny and ahhhh I want to see it again!!!!!
dating nct hansol!!!1!!!

• hansol’s pretty quiet
• you guys speak satoori w each other a lot and everyone in the group thinks it’s super funny and entertaining
• the quiet couple in front of everyone else
• but when you two are alone you guys laugh like, 25/8
• you’re the only person that knows where he’s the most ticklish
• he’s ticklish, literally everywhere except his stomach ok he’s, it’s great
• “if we ever have kids-”
• “hans-”
• “let’s name the first one after a character in dragon ball”
• you guys watch anime together all the time omg
• yuta sometimes joins
• you guys don’t mind, yuta’s like, you guys’ best friend. he’s the sassy best friend in every best trio friends movie
• “THAT SCENE IS SO UNREALISTIC. I’D KNOW I’M JAPANESE.”
• wiggles
• dancing
• he’s so good at dancing
• he tried to teach you how to dance once
• he still uses the video he secretly took to blackmail you
• he watches it when he’s tired or upset. always makes him laugh.
• HIM IN WHITE, BUTTON UP DRESS SHIRTS.
• SO SEXY.
• HE KNOWS IT’S SEXY. HE KNOWS.
• SLICK BASTARD.
• jk please give hansol all the love. he deserves it. poor boy, locked up down in the basement.
• hansol is super protective
• like an older brother who actually cares
• he asks you a lot of questions like “how are you today?” “did you have fun today?”
• once he asked if you ate and you said no and he was like “oh my-” and hung up
• he drove all the way to your house with yuta and taeyong and made them move a whole bunch of snacks and drinks and food and made the other two guys move them into your house and he gave you a small awkward hug and brushed through your hair with his fingers and was like “you need to be healthy okay? even if you’re busy, please eat”
• and boy were you guilty bc you literally forgot to eat bc you were watching the office for the 17th time and binge watching all the anime that you’ve ever watched, ever
• he sometimes calls you every 5 minutes if he feels uneasy about you going somewhere alone and when he can’t accompany you and keep you safe
• “where are u now”
• “…the same place i was 5 minutes ago hansol. at the bus stop.”
• your parents first thought he was rude and told you not to meet him
• but then they talked to him a bit and realized that he was really quiet and unresponsive bc he was nervous
• they love him now ok your siblings love him too bc he’s super cool and tall and god he’s just a tree
• he got you a super fluffy teddy bear once
• it’s holding a heart that says “i love you” and it’s one of those voice recording bears, he recorded himself saying “i love you”
• it’s your most treasured item ever
• hansol gets jealous pretty easily but he never voices it out to you, he just gets a little more affectionate.
• he puts you in between his legs or puts you up on his lap and plays with your hair and gets crazy close to your neck (god), rests his chin on your shoulder, kisses your temple
• he takes a lot of pictures of you it’s the sweetest, cutest thing.
• his phone wallpaper is a picture that he took of you playing with jaemin and jeno
• his lock screen is a picture of you and him together after one of his dance performances
• hansol doesn’t cry much but when you do, he’s often lost and kind of awkward, but he gives you a nice hug and gives you nice kisses on the top of your head
• hansol gives really nice, sweet kisses
• his hands rest on your hips and your arms wrap around his neck and sometimes your hands tangle in his hair
• sweaty, in his white button up dress shirts (BRINGING THAT BACK), dark black pants, after practice = seX. ok im sorry.
• but fr that exists and it’s great ok.
• HANSOL HAS THE BEST, MOST FLEXIBLE HIPS I S WE A R.
• hansol loves talking to you, he’s pretty like, boring on text bc it’s “awkward” and “strange” to him, he calls you a lot
• hansol tried to cook for you once
• he did pretty well the first time actually
• then he got too confident and then almost burned the house down the second time he tried cooking.
• the closest thing to cooking you guys do is microwaving chinese food and making jello
• hansol is super tall and his height comes in handy, very often.
• “HANSOL, BABE CAN YOU GET THAT BOWL ON THE TOP SHELF FOR-”
• “got you covered.”
• his biggest turn on is when you’re in one of his shirts that are too long on you, with a pair of shorts or nothing underneath except for your underwear and when you get on your tippy toes trying to get something on the highest shelf and your thighs kind of shows and god he loves it so mu c h, never have you guys not at least made out when that happened
• hansol is very, dominant
• he loves dirty talk goD.
• his hand sneaks into your inner thigh, a lot, ok bye im dead
• reading manga, eating snacks, and watching anime on your laptop on hansol’s bed, totally not involved in any sex, is a thing and it’s one of the dorkiest things you guys do, but it’s also one of the most common thing in your relationship
• hansol has a really high alcohol tolerance
• you, however, do not and hansol also, takes videos of you drunk, and uses it for blackmail.
• hansol has got a lot of shit on you and that’s what makes your relationship 98% more interesting.
• you guys sometimes just sit down and watch weird shit he’s recorded of you and laugh
• “ur so dumb”
• “hansol shut up”
• yuta has a lot of shit on both of you
• yuta sends one weird thing he has on the two of you every two weeks in a group chat.
• you, don’t even know half the things yuta send and when or how or where he got these videos
• he literally sent a video of you kissing a cow’s tail on new years while yelling “HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY!” and pinched the cow for not wearing green and started crying because you were alone today and it was easter and bunnies made you cry bc they’re so fluffy and cute. it was a saturday. in june. you were with hansol and yuta and probably doyoung too. hansol tried to stop you from crying. yuta swears you weren’t drunk and that you were sane and you were just possessed.
• you were probably drunk.
• “wow u guys are really cute together”
• “johnny. im cute together with everybody.”
• “(y/n)”
• “hansol i love u”
• hansol’s lowkey not insecure at all
• he’s very confident about your feelings for him
• he knows you love him
• and it’s true you do love him
• hansol doesn’t say “i love you” a lot
• but he says it occasionally and it totally melts you
• hansol has a tumblr
• so does johnny
• they get together and scroll through their memes and send you the funny ones
• half of them are made by you
• but they don’t need to know that
• he carries you bridal style pretty often
• ADORABLE THE MOST ADORABLE COUPLE OK
• he’s so kept to himself bc he’s a strong “busan man”
• but we all know, you esp, that he’s a baby and a little 9 year old boy trapped in a large, 183 cm man’s body
• he calls you princess
• YES. HE CALLS YOU PRINCESS OK. DEAL. WITH. IT. IT’S CUTE.
• hansol, ok this is like really underrated and not canon, but hansol loves it when you read for him like, read his favorite books to him out loud or reads anything out loud, he loves your voice and he just, loves you reading things for him
• ok on a side note, hansol loves your singing, doesn’t matter if you can or can’t sing, to hansol, it’ll sound good, no matter what.
• hansol friggin loves your hair
• hansol friggin loves your smile
• hansol and your selfies are on point ok
• sexy selfies, hot selfies, cute selfies, couple selfies, YOU NAME IT, YOU GUYS ROCK IT.
• you guys keep the whole “WE’RE A COUPLE” thing lowkey
• ok but you guys have couple rings
• and couple bracelets
• you guys took a vacation to an amusement park and you guys bought one of those cute animal ear headbands and took a whole bunch of selfies
• it’s your phone wallpaper
• you guys have super intense staring contests
• pokemon battles
• you guys go out and buy and collect pokemon cards and have battles
• intense ok. intense.
• pokemon go
• pokemon go all the time
• “HANSOL”
• “what? are you ok-”
• “GET OVER HERE. THERE’S A DRAGONITE HERE.”
• “WHERE ARE YOU.”
• messy bun, trainers, talk tops and jackets for you, and messy bed hair, comfy adidas pants, a lightweight shirt for hansol.
• hansol isn’t THAT interested in fashion but he always manage to look good
• you guys go to the beach sometimes and goD it’s fun
• he sprays water on you and you two make sand castles and write each other’s names in the sand like “I LOVE HANSOL!” “I LOVE (Y/N)!”
• on halloween you two dressed as vampires
• you guys looked hoT.
• hansol is always there to comfort and talk to you when you feel bad or have a problem or feel insecure
• he’s not a good talker, really, but he’s such a great listener
• but sometimes he’d talk for hours about topics that he’s passionate about
• it’s really cute
• aegyo is funny with hansol
• he’s so good at aegyo, that it makes you just, CRINGE SO HARD SOMETIMES AND YOU GIVE HIM HUGS and HE LAUGHS
• hansol’s LAUGH.
• SO PRECIOUS.
• you learned so much satoori from hansol ok this is random bc i talked about satoori 49405005 bullets ago but fr you guys’ satoori is the best
• you get very defensive over hansol
• if anyone insults hansol-
• ok if anyone other than the nct members, jokingly-
• -insults hansol, you will burst like a volcano
• hansol loves you for it but sometimes you get a lil scary
• but he still loves you for it bc you’re the first person who was willing to protect him like that
• hansol isn’t very good with words on a daily basis, but still
• one time-
• OK STORY TIME
• one time you guys have just started actually dating and all the pressure of being a good girlfriend was honestly driving you crazy
• and hansol, didn’t know how to really, comfort you. but he wanted to.
• so, hansol, being as extra as he is, decided to write you a letter about all the reasons why he loves you and stuff like that, you know
• and he made yuta give you the letter LOL
• and when you read it you started crying and hansol sat next to you and patted your back gently and gave you a nice hug and kissed you
• yes that was your first kiss
• and yes it was amazing
• ok hansol is pretty extra. in a really lowkey way.
• hansol’s room is full of posters
• anime posters
• and manga
• ji hansol. one of nct members that’ll probably say “you had a crush on me? that’s embarassing.” in the future
• “hansol. we’re married”
• “…still!”
• hansol is fr a super tall, hot, nerd.
• and you love that so much ok no joke wow this is amazing how’d you land such a wonderful guy
• you love hansol
• hansol loves you
• pls get married and have beautiful children together.

ok THIS IS HANSOLLLLLLLLLLL. hansol has been giving me mad feels these days i just can’t w hansol. JI HANSOL IS WONDERFUL. please give him more love.

Beauty and the Beast - Thoughts

Okie so this is going to be a long post, just a heads-up. There may be unintentional spoilers, and if anything I’ve said is offensive I’m really sorry, the last thing I want to do is to offend anyone… But basically here is everything I loved about this movie after seeing it yesterday.

- All the backstory was great! Things that didn’t make sense in the original were explained, like how the village totally forgot about this castle, and why the Beast had emotional issues, and the whole age thing under the spell.

- Some minor characters got their own backstories and personalities fleshed out - Cadenza the harpsichord and Madame Garderobe, Mrs Potts’ husband, Cogsworth’s wife…

- Maurice was really well developed. He wasn’t just a bumbling inventor, he was an artist, a genius, a caring father, and I really loved the relationship between him and Belle. ‘How Does A Moment Last Forever’ was beautiful, it said so much in so little time; and getting some backstory on Belle’s mother was also great.

- Philippe the horse has officially earned his awesomeness ranking among the Maximuses and Samsons of Disney horsedom (I mean he already had in the original, but having a real horse made it even better)

- Belle’s girl power vibe was great - the way she stood up to Gaston, and how sassy her reprise was

- The librarian (he’s a librarian right? There were about four books but I guess it’s still a library…) - I won’t call him “the black librarian” or anything, that’s like saying “the female politician” - but I liked his character, how he defended Maurice, and that yes, he was a person of colour, which was awesomesauce.

- Also in general the ethnic diversity in the movie was well done, I thought. There were several mixed-race couples toward the end and everyone was chill with it, so I think that was great.

- Gaston’s character arc was excellent! I loved how he wasn’t really evil at the beginning, just extremely narcissistic, but then took a darker path later on…

- The enchantress got her own story too! No spoilers but she was a cool character

- Belle and Adam bonding over books was beautiful - I loved the Shakespeare references and the poetry, even if it was borderline cheesy at times

- Adam’s reaction when Belle says her favourite play is Romeo and Juliet - hahahahaha

- But then how he reads Guinevere and Lancelot in secret - aahhh <3

- Oh and Belle’s squeal when she sees the library - I would so do the same…

- Dan Stevens’ acting rocked in general. Obviously I was expecting that because Downton Abbey, but he really added new depth to the Beast.

- I’ll admit it, I thought Emma Watson was a bit overhyped as an actress, but she was amazing. I was proven totally wrong and it was great.

- By the way, about Gaston’s Macbeth reference (“screw your courage to the sticking place”) - I know this was in the original, but does that mean he does read books upon occasion? Not the sappy romances, but the dark and gory ones?

- The new songs were great - the part with young Adam gave me goosebumps, as did, like, the whole of Evermore

- Also the Beast got really emo toward the end there, haha

- I was a bit sad that one of my favourite lines was cut - “Lefou, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking”, “a dangerous pastime -” “I know” - but it was okay.

- LEFOU!!! Okay, I’ve been building up to this, I could make an entire separate post about it so bear with me here. I was amongst those getting mad about an LGBT Disney character, for a whole bunch of reasons. The fact that his name literally means the Fool; that he’s your classic imbecilic sidekick; that he’s in love with a self-obsessed straight guy who does nothing but abuse him in return; that Disney is using him as some kind of marketing scheme and token “representation” (gee thanks Disney); that he’s pretty much just a joke, and that his sexuality is therefore made into a joke as well. But… I was proven really wrong about, like, all of this. Disclaimer, I’m not part of the LGBT community, so I realise I have no authority to speak on this… but I thought he was portrayed really well. He was so much more than just a stupid sidekick, so much more than the comic relief, so much MORE than the “token gay character”. He had real personality, his own values and character arc and everything… And the relationship between him and Gaston wasn’t really abusive, not at the beginning. They actually had a nice bond toward the start, Lefou wasn’t just some hopeless obedient guy following him around… And the best part was that when Gaston went from being narcissistic to being plain evil, Lefou had real integrity, he saw Gaston’s true colours and stepped right out of it. He stood up for what he believed in, and got his own happy ending. As for him being nothing more than a joke - I think it depends on the audience. People /could/ take him as just the comic relief, I heard plenty of people laughing at the beautiful moment where he dances with Stanley… But that was up to the viewer. Josh Gad acted him excellently, I thought. Lefou wasn’t a serious character - he was never meant to be - but the actor took the role seriously, so that if audiences looked past the humour, they could see the depth he’d added to him. Tl;dr - Josh Gad exceeded my expectations as Lefou and it was wonderful. 

- Not only that, Lefou got some of the best lines in the movie - the part where he tries to spell Gaston but realises he’s illiterate; the part where he calms Gaston by reminding him of “happy things, like war, and widows”; and how he tells those girls fawning over Gaston “It’s not gonna happen, ladies” (we were all thinking it)

- Which reminds me - STANLEY!! My new favourite minor Disney character… His face when Lefou sings “whose team they’d prefer to be on” and doffs him on the head; the way he grins when Madame Garderobe dresses him in girls’ clothing; and of course the part where he and Lefou dance - how they stare into each other’s eyes… Aahhh I ship it

- The whole symbolism about being a beast was super deep

- Oh and Stephen Chbosky wrote the screenplay! I didn’t realise until the end, but I thought that was pretty cool.

Anyway, overall I loved this movie, it was amazing and beautiful, and really did justice to the original… I’d recommend very muchly if you haven’t already seen it! :D

Day6: they always act like your brother

Jae:  this would be perfect bc he seems like he’d love to have a little sibling and tease them all the time. He’d be that typical pestering brother who’s always trying to get in your business and know what you’re doing, but he has the best intentions and is just looking out for you. He’d want to know about any sort of boys or girls that you’re seeing, and would insist on third wheeling to get to know them- and finally giving you his ‘consent’ to date them lmao. He’s hella fun to be around, and would sneak you out in the middle of the night for mini adventures around the city.

Sungjin:  so protective, and sometimes you’d both forget that he isn’t actually related to you. Your parents would also treat him like their own son, which is even more confusing. He wouldn’t be as overbearing as jae, but he’s always reminding you to be careful and take care of yourself, and he’s always there when you call him. He’d hesitate to lie to your parents if you ever got in trouble, but he’s got such a soft sport for you that he’d tell him it was all his fault. He’d be wary around your significant other if you had one, and he’d always tell you to not do something he wouldn’t do.

Youngk:  the best older brother anyone could ask for tbh, he’d always be so chill and down to do whatever, whether it’s laying on the couch for hours and chilling, or going out to the strip club on a Wednesday. He’s always there if you need a shoulder to cry on, and has coupons for that expensive ice cream store, and you’d spend all night crying together. Whenever he’s free, he always lets you know so you’d prepare for a road trip or an overseas visit. He loves when everyone thinks you’re dating, and enjoys your cringing when people say you look cute together “I look cute with everybody, y/n.”

Wonpil:  actually he’d act more like your little brother than anything, and like jae, he’s always trying to get in your business and annoy you for fun. He’d offer to teach you to the play the piano, and laughs for like an hour when you get frustrated and give up. You’d both be fangirling over your favorite groups together, and often have dance offs that end in you recording him dancing like a fool to ‘no no no’. Wants to buy matching clothes whenever he’s away “look, y/n, I bought us a 'I love new york’ shirt…isn’t it cool?” You’re both always so sassy to each other, people wonder if you actually hate each other lmao.

Dowoon:  he’d be that quiet, silent observer type of brother who’d let you do your own thing. Like he wouldn’t even mind if you robbed a bank naked, he’d sit and chill on your couch and watch Disney movies with you while talking about his day. Gets excited when he hears their song playing anywhere, and pulls you towards him to dance along. He’d give a sort of 'tough love’ when you’re sad, bc he’s always reminding you that everyone has their bad days so you shouldn’t ruin his and make him cry.

Originally posted by junhyyo

anonymous asked:

Why am I so obsessed with Batb 2017? I loved the 1991 version as a kid, but wasn't as obsessed with it as I am with the live action? Please help

If I’m being honest with you, I’m surprised that this movie had such an effect on me. Usually, I’m able to keep the hype of a movie to a minimum and only get really excited a few days before it actually comes out.  

This movie—holy hell.  I was breaking down trailers, making analyses and theories way before March 17, and even now, I still can’t stop thinking about how much I might have missed.  The cinematography was stunning, the actors were on point—sure, there were a few mistakes, but the rest of it made up for it.  And the characters—don’t even get me started.  In fact, I’m pretty sure that the characters and the story are the two main reasons why this movie pops out a bit more than the original.

The characters are enhanced.  There’s more than just one story now—there are stories within stories in this movie.  There’s the story of Belle’s mother, the story of Gaston’s past, and the story of Adam’s family—and in turn, the reason why he’s so selfish and unkind.  And then there are just characters, like Madame de Garderobe and Maestro Cadenza, that have stories to them that are never mentioned, but are so beautiful and complex that you can’t help but try to find out about them.  

Plus there have been a few corrections made to the 1991 movie.  For instance:

  • The Beast can read, and very well, I might add.  
  • Gaston’s chasing after Belle for a reason other than just “she’s resisting me, that must mean she likes me”.  
  • Maurice arrives at the castle with Phillipe, so now Phillipe has knowledge of where the castle is because he’s been there before.
    • Maurice is just…better.  He’s Kevin Kline, for heaven’s sake.
  • We know how the Beast got back to the castle after the wolf attack.
  • We know why the residents of the castle were cursed along with the Beast.
  • There’s none of the whole Stockholm Syndrome thing, because Emma Watson debunked that with her performance (there wasn’t Stockholm Syndrome in the 1991 version, but a lot of people seemed to think that there was).

AND THEN THERE IS THE FACT THAT I KNOW WHO EVERYONE IS.

I mean, back when I saw BatB1991, I didn’t know who anyone was.  I wasn’t as invested in actors as I was, and even if I was, I had no idea who David Ogden Stiers or Jerry Orbach or Paige O'Hara were.  Now I can say that I know everyone in that cast from other movies.  There’s the girl from Harry Potter, that guy from the Hobbit, that one dude from Night at the Museum, the snowman from Frozen, the suave sassy guy from Star Wars, the old guy from X-men and Lord of the Rings, Martha’s sister in Doctor Who, the Hunger Games talk host, the really famous singer who was in Annie at one point, and that crazy nanny from Nanny McPhee.  Who’s also the crazy professor from Harry Potter.

See? I know who they are!  ….hehe….yeah….

So it’s people that you know, retelling a story that’s precious to every little kid with their own awesome twist!

And don’t even get me started on the set.  Like, the 1991 version’s backgrounds were gorgeous.  But the 2017 version…you could break each piece of their backgrounds down and write a separate story about each!

lizzietheteenagewitch  asked:

What is the best thing about being a Hufflepuff? And do you miss Hogwarts and the common room?

Our fashion sense, I should think.  Not everyone can pull off yellow.

And I do, yes- very much so, in fact.  There’s nothing quite like a quiet afternoon in the Common Room, or a morning by the lake.  I hope to return, someday.

anonymous asked:

LUKE I....... AM........... YOUR FATHER!!!!!! MAY THE 4th BE WITH YOU HAPPY STAR WARS DAY. Could you do the gang reaction/how they feel about Star Wars. In honor of this special day. THANKS

Because I’m the biggest Star Wars nerd on this entire planet, I’m going to correct you quote. It’s actually “No, I am your father.” Anyway,,, I’m doing old Star Wars because I’ve seen them all a million times,,, (ALSO THIS CONTAINS STAR WARS SPOILERS TO THE OLD MOVIES)

-Pony would be really into it (because it’s arguably the best series ever created)

-Dally’s in love with Padmé because she’s the best

-He also won’t stop calling Chewbacca a furry

-Steve keeps comparing Ponyboy to Jabba the Hut

-Soda will not stop talking about how badass Princess Leia is

-Two-Bit’s so convinced that Luke and Leia will end up with each other

-He’s disgusted when he finds out the truth

-Johnny would really like C-3PO 

-And of course R2-D2 because who doesn’t love sassy droids

-Darry keeps yelling at everyone when they talk over the movie because he gets really into it too

So who wants to make the Chat Parties a regular thing on Friday or Saturday nights?

Fridays are probably best for me, just because those are my evenings off, after studying and stress-eating all week. Seriously, guys, computer science. It’s so FUN, but you need so much SUGAR to get through even one project.

But anyway, I love you all, and I don’t know what I’d do without my Weird Whānau. So who’s up for regular weekend chats, with movies when everyone has access to enough data/proper WiFi?

@masterwayfinders @distractibledingo @sliceoflove @peri-plum160

What dating D.o Kyungsoo would be like;

Feel free to request but it may take a while so patience is key lovelies.

• Breakfast in bed
• When you both go for walks together, he would stop dead in the middle of the street, turn his head a little bit and randomly start walking in the opposite direction to which you was going and dragging you behind him.

“JAGI! I CAN SMELL SESAME SEEDS”

• Baths together because then you can be lazy and let him wash you, he would pretend to complain but secretly loves it.
• Spontaneous pastries brought because when he walked past the bakery, he couldn’t resist.
• He’d be sleeping a lot due to awkward schedules so he would need to cuddle you to fall asleep.
• SQUISHYSOO
SATANSOO
• Just Kyungsoo in general
• Serious dense moments that would leave you in tears.

“I think the reason why my stage name is D.O is because it’s my last name”

“Everyone has different DNA?”

• He looks fucking fantastic in a suit.
• His acting skills are so on point that in one his dramas “its ok, that’s love” made you cry your eyes out and simultaneously so proud of him.
Hair porn
• Food porn
• KAISOO (Have to ask to date Kyungsoo)
• CHANSOO
• You’re practically dating the entire beagle line because they won’t leave Kyungsoo alone
• SASSY SOO

“Soo you made the food too hot”

“I did say not to eat yet, but did you listen? Nope so it’s your own fault!”

• You massage his sore limbs after practice
• Then hot af sex because he couldn’t resist you with the way you massaging his thighs
• Date nights every Saturday and if it’s a company thing, he would take you and show you off.
• But occasionally  Jongin or Chanyeol join in on the fun
• Baking together, ends up in a food fight and then moody Soo because there is mess everywhere
• Kinks ;)
• Dominance, shy Soo is no more
• Submission too
• Smirking, we all know that when those hella af lips turn up slightly at one side- shit is going down
BIG, THICK, PLUMP LIPS KISSING YOU AND YOUR BODY
• Make out sessions randomly, it could be in the middle of practice or at an award show because you’re his and he can do that whenever he wants to.
• But you get the innocent kisses too, where his eyes just linger on yours as he leans in closer to you and gently pecks your lips.
• HOT SEXY TIME
• HOT SEXY TIME INVOLVING FOOD
• Butt touching, like he just puts his hand there. No big deal, it’s his butt so he gets to touch the butt.
• Sharing ear phones, one bud in his ear and the other in yours or you have lil gadget that allows to people to listen at the same time using their own ear phones
• Sings to you all the time, like he could ask you to fetch him a shirt and he’d sing it.
• You play with his hair because it looks so thick and soft and it gets to the point where he practically falls asleep.
• Read to each other, take turns. You could be in the bath together and his head is on your chest while you read to him
• Constantly touch each other like newlyweds, literally never too far away from each other.
• Tried to braid your hair, plait it, pig tails or anything simple to do

“Got to be prepared for our future daughter Y/N”

“But what if it’s a boy?”

“Then we’ll be rabbits and fuck till we get daughter, ok?”

• THIGH RIDING
• Cute selcas
• Silly selcas
• Sexy selcas ;)
• You fangirling at an EXO concert and he calls out to you while on stage and sings for you
• Cheeky cupboard/ spare waiting room sex while at an EXO concert because he’s stressed and you want help but also because, why the fuck not?
• Movie nights
• Food shopping

“You two make an eye pleasing couple, your parents must be so proud!”

• Theme parks
• Water parks
• Watching him beat up everyone on stage
• Looking at the adoration in his eyes when you’re both eating chicken for dinner.
• Wearing his clothes and they fit perfectly on you
• He gets sassy when you mention height

“I’m not small, I’m fun sized and you know that ;)”

• HIS HANDS

dating luke would include:

• “babe. hey babe. babe?”
• “WHAT LUKE?”
• “can i touch your boobs?”
• you being on top because he thinks it’s so hot
• calling him lukey to annoy him
lots of movie marathons
• baking at 2am
way too many orders of pizza
• marking his shoulders during sex because they’re so broad
• him being super protective over you
• getting jealous so easily
• giggling any time you walk around in your underwear
• being so proud of you and introducing you to everyone he sees
• being sassy to ‘fans’ sending hate on twitter
• getting so so jealous when you talk about how hot jack hemmings is
• liz photographing yours and luke’s every move together
• andy and liz treating you like a daughter
• him being the little spoon even if he is a fucking giant
• being so needy when he’s sick
• hugging you all the time because he’s a cutie

how to write a frerard high school au

  • evil bullies
  • frank is 3ft tall
  • gerard’s greasy hair
  • ray is there sometimes
  • awkward knees mikey xD
  • literally everyone and their dog is gay
  • no homophobia or internal struggles whatsoever
  • pete “guyliner” wentz
  • somehow gerard has no friends but is always invited to gabe saporta’s mad parties
  • the food in the cafeteria is disgusting
  • scary ex bert mccracken
  • gerard draws frank a lot
  • frank wears his skull gloves ALL THE TIME
  • tongues fighting for dominance
  • gerard being flamboyant and sassy
  • spin the bottle
  • 16 year old frank has tattoos all over his body
  • gerard is so pale
  • and has a giant cock
  • spit works exactly like lube. i mean why was lube even invented in the first place??? just SPIT on his fucking dick
  • somehow they always smoke weed or watch horror movies after/before/during sex
  • “frankie”
  • “gee”

that’s it. congrats

this new heathers is gonna do so poorly, first of all it’s a cult classic meaning that the fans of heathers are obsessed with it, so giving Veronica heathers iconic line (fuck me gently with a chain saw) is a big fucking no no, second of all literally NO ONE asked for a remake, everyone’s happy with the movie and musical we have now, third of all they made one of the heathers a guy which…legitimately makes no sense (he’ll probably be gay too so lmfao sassy gay friend time!) fourth of all the way they’re dressed is so bad…heather c’s color is red why was she in a big ass pink fur coat? the way they had the heathers dressed was tacky as hell, they have iconic looks why’d they change that? at the end this movie is gonna be a mess

gurliexchic  asked:

Would you list the most artsy movie youve seen? The most thought provoking? The saddest? The most horrific in opinion? and the one that makes you laugh whenever you see it? Love your site and your input.

Oh my, I’m sorry for taking so long to reply! 

I have watched so many movies that I often forget some of the titles, but I’ll make an effort to remember. I believe most films can be thought provoking if you allow it to.

Are you a Kim Ki Duk’s fan? If not, you should check his works. His movies are often all that (artsy, thought-provoking, horrific, sad etc) He also likes showing things like love, beauty, emotions in general in a different perspective. 

Artsy/thought provoking movies: 3-Iron, A Tale of Two Sisters, After Life, All About Lily Chou-Chou, Barking Dogs Never Bite, Bleak Night, Breathless (2008), Castaway on The Moon, Dolls, Eureka, Himizu, Ikiru, In The Mood for Love, Memories of Murder, Nobody Knows, Not One Less, Peppermint Candy, Poetry, Ritual, Samaritan Girl, Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter… and Spring, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Tokyo!, Yi Yi

Horrific (not for everyone): Amphetamine (rape scene), Beautiful (2008), Bedevilled, End of Animal, The Isle, The Peter Pan Formula (not exactly horrific but so sad that becomes horrific), The Scarlet Letter (trunk scene), To Sir With Love

The Majority of the movies above are sad. I can’t think of the saddest because depeding on my current mood I will react differently to the same movie. 

To laugh: Kamikaze Girls, Swing Girls, The Quiet Family, Welcome Back, Mr. McDonald, Adrift in Tokyo, Hello Ghost, Guns & Talks, My Sassy Girl, University of Laughs

And, thank you!!

 

why isn’t there more love for sinbad the legend of the seven seas????

that movie’s got everything

a sassy main character (bonus: HE’S A PIRATE)

a badass female character who don’t take no shit

an evil goddess with fabulous hair

gayness

and finally, the booty

it’s on youtube, go and watch it

Just Like A Circus - Gabriel Request One Shot

Prompt: Anon asked “Can you do an imagine where the reader is with her half brothers Sam and Dean and Castiel and Gabriel and she has to pretend to be a stripper to get into the strip club because it’s men only. So she goes up on stage and dances to “Circus” by Britney Spears and they pull Gabriel onstage and she has to give him a lap dance and some other fluffy smutty stuff. And team free will is all protective over her and she’s bad-ass and yes thank you J”

Reader Gender: Female

Word Count: 3,800

Warnings: Stripping, drinking, swearing, smut

Author’s note: This was the first request I’ve received, and it was super fun to write, and I really hope it turned out the way you hoped! J Please feel free to send more requests!

Just Like A Circus

“A fucking strip club; of course it was a fucking strip club.” You sighed as Dean pulled the car over, parking in a spot next to the neon sign that read “Exotic Dancers”.

You had been hunting with Sam and Dean ever since they had run through your town looking  for your brother Adam. You had a really hard time understanding what they wanted with your brother, until you heard the surname Winchester and realised you all had the same father. You had ended up helping them with the hunt in your town and when they offered to take you on the road with them to keep fighting demons you couldn’t say no. You’re had lived a very sheltered life before the brothers found you, but you loved your new found sense of danger and adventure.

When you had finally captured Crowley and had him imprisoned in the bunker, you had started spending all your time with him convincing him to tell you all about his fellow demons. He was a tough demon to crack but so far you had managed to get a few addresses out of him for popular demon hangouts and they had all turned into very successful hunts. So when he gave you the latest address you, you, Sam, Dean, Castiel and Gabriel all hurried off to get your hunt on again.

You were always fond of Castiel, he was a very nice angel, but you much preferred the time you spent with Gabriel. The two angels had been helping you hunt for a little while since Metatron was laying low, and you had become pretty good friends with them  both since they were staying at the bunker with you. However you had gotten very close to Gabriel lately, you two would always hang out and watch scary movies together when everyone else had gone to bed, and spending time with him would make you forget about everything else in the world. He was so funny and cheeky, and you were always sassy enough to counter all his quick remarks.

Your playful conversations hadn’t gone unnoticed by your older brothers, who had naturally become quite protective of you since they took you under their wings, and they were constantly teasing the two of you over it. You were certain that Gabriel’s feelings towards you had developed into more than just friendship, but you had never really had the opportunity to talk to him about it, as your brothers were constantly with you, or you were talking to Crowley, and now you were at a strip club.

Snapping yourself out of your day dream you stared uneasily at the entrance to the club, praying you were at the wrong address. You heard Sam and Dean laughing in the front seats,

“Woo, strip club. Let’s not dust those demons too quickly eh? Even you might get some Cass!” He joked, grinning from ear to ear like Christmas had come early. Cass shifted uncomfortably next to you and muttered something about a den of inequity, while Gabriel got out of the car and walked round the car to open your door for you.

“Nice to see you treat a girl nicely when you take her to a strip club.” You smirked as you stepped out of the car, making sure to rest your hand on Gabriel’s for just a little longer than necessary. You are pretty sure you could see blush forming on the angel’s cheeks at your contact but, of course, he would never admit that. The five of you strutted up to the entrance, and Dean confidently smiled at the bouncer and said,

“Evening sir, we’re here for my good buddy’s Batchelor party!” giving Gabriel a firm pat on the back much to everyone’s surprise – you had never really discussed a plan, other than get in and gank every evil creature you came across.

“The four of you are fine, but she can’t go in, this is a gentleman’s club we don’t allow women in, unless they’re entertainment.” He said, blocking the door with his large frame, glaring down at you. Thinking quickly you blurted out,

“Don’t mind me, I am just dropping my brothers off, I would never want to go into such a … den of inequity. Have a great night boys!” You pulled Sam into a goodbye hug and whispered in his ear,

“I’ll meet you inside somehow.” He nodded as if he understood that you wanted him to tell the others. You watched as the boys slunk inside, looking both excited and a little relieved you wouldn’t be there to judge them. Smiling at the bouncer you walked back towards the car slowly, trying to formulate a plan to get inside, when you noticed a light coming from the alley next to the club.  You stepped closer cautiously, all too aware of the demon presence resonating from the club, almost jumping out of your skin when you heard a loud, deep voice shout,

“Brandi? You’re the new girl? I didn’t think you started until next week?” You were good at thinking on your feet and quickly replied,

“Hi, yeah I got a call today asking if I could start work early, something about a bachelor party? Can you let me in?” You oozed confidence and the bouncer quickly unlocked the backdoor and led you through to the dressing room. It was very glamourous, and filled with dressing tables, and there was one other girl in there with you. The bouncer patted you on the back and said,

“Good luck tonight Brandi, but don’t be nervous, the crowd is great tonight! One look at you and they’ll lose their minds and their wallets!” You laughed nervously as he left, finally starting to realise that you would actually have to get up on stage in next to nothing. You sat at the dressing table next to the other the girl, who was expertly applying false eyelashes, deciding to try and use some of your investigation skills even in this bizarre situation.

“Hey I’m Brandi, this is my first night! Have you been working here long?”

“Hey I’m Chastity, and yeah I’ve been working here for years, the guys are great tippers.” She smiled back, seemingly like she really enjoyed her work.

“The guys? Do the same people come in a lot?” You asked, pulling a hip flask filled with holy water out of your handbag and pretended to take a shot. As much as Chastity seemed like a lovely girl, Crowley said not to trust anyone at the address.

“Well we get a lot of different people in, but there are this big group of guys that are here basically every night, and they’ve been coming here for years! They sit at the same table every night, just left of the stage. Don’t ask me why, but they kinda give me the creeps! What are you drinking?” You were pretty certain this group of guys must be the crew of demons that you and the boys were looking for. You had almost forgotten the boys were here, you wondered if they were having as much success as you.

“It’s really fancy vodka, doesn’t even taste of alcohol! Here try some!” You smiled, handing an excited Chastity the flask. You watched as she took a shot, hand behind your back, ready to pull out a knife if she reacted at all, but she just smiled,

“Wow, you’re right that doesn’t taste strong! Anyway I’ve got to get on stage now. Good luck you’ll be great, just make loads of eye contact and smile! And don’t be afraid to use your hips! You can use any of the outfits on the rack, and feel free to borrow my make-up sweetie, you’ll be on in 15!” And with that she dashed off on stage, leaving your head reeling.

************

“I don’t think she understands what Chastity means.” Cass commented, shifting uncomfortably in his seat, not wanted to look up at the half-naked girl dancing on the stage.

“Do you think we should start asking around to see if anyone has seen anything suspicious?” Sam nudged his brother who was staring at Chastity with a huge, cheesy smiled plastered on his face.

“There’s no point doing anything until we know that (Y/N) is here. I wonder if she found a way in yet…” Gabriel added, not wanting to disturb this show sooner than necessary, it had been a long time until he had been in a place like this.

“Exactly! Wait for (Y/N)!” Dean shouted, downing another glass of whiskey and slamming it on the table.

************

You had done a pretty good job giving yourself some smoky eyes and ruby red lips with a little help from Chastity’s make-up table, and you were slowly looking through the costume rack, getting kind of excited at the prospect of going up on stage with Gabriel in the audience. He had spent so much time seeing you in your casual hunting clothes that it would be a nice shock for him to see what you can look like when you want to look sexy! You decided on some black lacy underwear and covered yourself in a red silky kimono so you would have something to take off, and then put on some killer red heels. Finally you shook out your hair to add a little volume, just as Chastity came bounding back into the changing room, smiling eye to eye.

“The crowd is great! And the usual guys are here and throwing their money around like there’s no tomorrow! You’re gonna be great sweetie! It’s your turn, stand there and burst through the curtains when you hear the music start.” She pushed you in front of a set of black curtains, and then you heard the announcement.

*Put your hands together for the newest member of our stripper family…Brandi!*

*There’s only two types of people in the world*

You heard the music and taking a deep breath, you pushed through the curtains and strutted down the runaway, stopping at the end and leaning forward to show everyone behind you fantastic ass.

*Well Baby, I’m a put on a show kind of girl*

You slowly leaned back up to standing keeping your legs straight, and locking eyes with your table of friends as you did. You had to stifle a laugh at their faces, Cass, Sam and Dean all looked horrified while Gabriel just stared at you wide-eyed and open mouthed.

*I’m like a ring-leader, I call the shots*

You smirked as you spun around and strutted slowly and sexily to the middle of the runway, remembering what Chastity had said about the big group of guys in every night.

You finally noticed the song you had walked on to; ‘Circus’! Although you would never admit it to the boys because of their devotion to Rock music, you loved a bit of Britney and as good as you already felt, this gave you even more confidence to dance your heart out.

*I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins*

You stopped in front of the large table of suit-clad men, certain that these were the demons you were looking for. You slowly squatted down as the men started to cheer and throw ten dollar bills at you. You leaned closer to their table, wiggling your cleavage to get their attention, and when you took a deep breath in your nose was filled with the familiar smell of sulphur. Now you knew that you had found the right group, but somehow you had to find a way to let the guys know.

*Better be ready, hope that you feel the same*

As important as hunting the demons was, you wanted to enjoy teasing Gabriel a little more first, so you walked back up to the curtains where you came in, and turned you back to the crowd.

*All eyes on me, in the centre of the ring, just like a circus*

And all eyes were on you as you slowly moved your hips to the rhythm and untied the belt holding your kimono together and looked over your shoulder locking eyes with Gabriel who had the sexiest smile on his face that you had ever seen. You began to slowly slide the silk off of your shoulder, biting your bottom lip and you were greeted with the crowd chanting,

*Don’t stand there watching me, follow me*

“OFF! OFF! OFF!” and you could hear Gabriel chanting it the loudest. You could see why Chastity seemed so happy with her job, this felt amazing!

*Everybody let go, we can make a dance floor just like a circus.*

All at once you shrugged off the kimono and, kicking your heel up, turned around to show off your amazing figure in those lacy black underwear. The stage was covered in money from your little strip tease and you leant over seductively and picked a handful up putting it down the side of your panties before flicking your hair up as you stood up and blew one of the demons a kiss.

You walked to the end of the runaway again, hoping to communicate to your brothers where the demons were, but just as you did, you heard the music die down and the announcement voice flood your eyes again,

“Isn’t our new girl fantastic? And one lucky guy is going to get a closer look because I’ve been informed there’s a bachelor party in tonight! Can we get…Gabe up on stage? Everyone give Gabe a hand!”

This was the perfect way to have a little fun and let him know where the demons were sat. You leaned forward and took his hand as two of the waitress brought him up along with a chair.

“We have a tradition that we always give our grooms-to-be a free lap dance with the hottest girl of the night, and tonight there is no competition! You show him what you’re made of Brandi!” And then the voice died down and the music blared back up as you were left on stage, with Gabriel sat in a chair in front of you, looking smug as ever.

You wanted to see his face go back to the shocked look he had when you had first come on stage, so you figured you could dance a little before telling him about the demon table. You turned you back to him and slowly wiggled your hips while you leaned forward, giving him an excellent view of your ass before you slut-dropped down and spun around to face him your hands firmly on his knees. You glanced to the side and saw Team Free Will approaching the stage slowly, having had enough of watching their little sister being shouted at by drunken men.

The crowd cheered as you slowly leaned into Gabriel, your hands sliding higher up his thighs, while you stared into his eyes, smirking back. You felt him tense underneath your hands as you got closer to his crotch, and his eyes widened as they fell to your amazing cleavage. Leaning forward you planted a soft kiss on his neck and whispered,

“Big table of guys to the left are the demons. I had to leave my weapons in the dressing room so on three I’m going to shout to the guys, and you I need you to defend me until I can get a weapon from Dean. Okay?” You pulled back to see how he liked your plan, and he gave your hand a reassuring squeeze,

“I swear I won’t let anything near you (Y/N)” All the arrogance was gone from his face, and had been replaced with sincerity and affectionate. You stomach did a little flip, as you counted to three and ran to the front of the stage shouting.

************

With the element of surprise firmly on your side the group of demons never stood a chance, even if Dean could barely stand up thanks to most of a bottle of whiskey, and in no time you were back at the bunker.

“You are never going undercover again! Ever!” Sam shouted as he carried Dean off to bed, emotionally scarred by watching his baby sister strip on stage.

You heard the flutter of wings and assumed both the angels had left, probably feeling a little shell-shocked by the whole evening, so you started to walk to your room, happy to be dressed in your usual attire again. You felt a hand grab your wrist, and jerking round in shock, you Gabriel stood looking at you, still looking as sincere as when he agreed to look out for you. And he had protected you fiercely against the demons, none of them managed to get near you, and honestly you felt very comforted and reassured by the way the angel had guarded you. You had seen a different side of the usually cocky angel, and it was a side you really liked.

You turned to face Gabriel as he slowly wrapped an arm around your waist, your skin tingling at his gentle touch.

“Thanks for having my back, back there, things could have gotten pretty hairy.” You said genuinely, your hands slowly tracing up his arms until you wrapped your arms around his neck.

“I was worried about you (Y/N),” He replied, eyes dropping to the floor, like he was forcing himself to say what was on his mind, rather than just make a joke like he usually would, “but I want you to know that I’ll always watch over you.” He finally looked up at you, his eyes glistening as they looked into yours, your faces just inches away from each other. The gleam is his eyes melted your heart, his face full of adoration, so you slowly tightened your hold around his neck and closed the small space between your lips, gently at first waiting to feel his response.

Instantly he pulled you closer to him, deepening the kiss, his desire for you shining through as one of his hands moved up to your face and cupped your cheek. You unlocked your arms from around his neck and slid them down his front, tracing your fingers over his toned stomach. You once again felt him tense underneath your touch, but then you felt your stomach drop and you looked around only to realise Gabriel had transported the two of you back to your room.

“You’re a really great dancer you know.” Gabriel blurted out between hungry kisses on your neck, his hands frantically running up your back to unclasp your bra.

“Thanks, although I was trying to turn you on, and not sure how well it worked.” You joked back as you went to work unbuttoning his shirt, finding it hard to concentrate on anything but how amazing his warm lips felt on your skin. Patience running out, the angel snapped his fingers, completely undressing you both, before he lifted you up, wrapping your legs around his waist as he pressed your exposed back against a wall firmly.

You squeezed your legs tightly, grinding your hips against him, seeking friction as the warmth between your legs grew. Gabriel’s lips locked onto yours as his hands feverishly ran up your chest, massaging your breast and rubbing his rough thumb over your sensitive nipples, forcing a loud moan from your lips.

“Oh, Gabriel.” You moaned, reaching down and taking hold of his throbbing member and running your hand over the length of him. He grunted loudly as you pumped over him, he was already incredibly hard and just hearing his primal noises increased the wetness in your core. Looking at you with eyes filled with lust, Gabriel quickly slipped two fingers inside of you, massaging your walls, and gasping at how wet you already were for him.

“Wow. You’re so gorgeous.” He mumbled into your chest, muffled by your loud moans as he continued pumping his fingers into your dripping folds, your urgency increasing.

“Gabriel, I need you.” You moaned into his ear, he froze and looked up at you, smiling brightly as if he had been waiting to hear those words for longer than you could have imagined.

Hoisting you off the wall by your bum he quickly carried you over to the bed, laying you down lovingly, and taking a moment to let his eyes drink in how you looked, completely exposed and full of want for him. He then climbed on top of you and lining himself up with your slit, he leaned forward and gave you a slow, loving kiss, as he carefully pushed his considerable length into you, filling you completely.

You moaned out a bit, a mixture of pleasure and pain washing over you, but that quickly turned into pure bliss as you adjusted to his size and began moving your hips against his. Seeing you were ready Gabriel grabbed your hips firmly, stopping you from bucking them, and began rolling his hips to hit your most sensitive areas with every thrust. It felt incredible to have the gorgeous angel deep inside of you, and it wasn’t long until you felt the coil in your lower abdomen tightening and you were practically screaming the angel’s name.

“I’m close Gabriel.” You moaned loudly, your hands grabbing fistfuls of his soft, blonde hair.

“Let go for me beautiful.” He replied kissing your forehead, as his thrusts got more desperate and needy, trying to hold himself back until you were taken care of. You finally felt yourself get hit by a wave of pleasure as your walls clenched around Gabriel, causing him to spill his hot seed into you. He continued pumping into you slowly until you had both ridden out your orgasms, gasping for air and moaning each other’s names. Eventually Gabriel rolled off your front and lay beside you and, pulling you into his arms, said,

“Next time I’ll give you the lap dance.” Wiggling his hips against yours, as he snuggled in close behind you, laying a gentle kiss on the back of your neck.

“I’ll hold you to that. Are you going to flutter off soon?” You asked, disappointment audible in your voice, since you knew the angel didn’t sleep.

“If it’s alright with you I’d like to stay and watch over you.” He replied quietly, looking away from you shyly as if a little embarrassed by his request.

“That sounds perfect to me.” You replied pulling him into a long, sweet kiss before you rolled over and quickly drifted off to sleep, feeling more safe and loved than you ever had before.

anonymous asked:

What do the mods think of the new Ghostbusters? Because everyone on my dash is praising it like it's God's gift to feminism and I'm not interested in the movie at all because it claims to be so progressive and so feminist when they have a mostly white cast where the one black woman is a huge "sassy black woman" stereotype and the only one of them who isn't a scientist. I'm so tired of "feminist media" not bothering to portray woc with the same depth as white women.

[Hey I’m curious if any of the mods have seen Ghostbusters? I was concerned about Patty being portrayed as a stereotype but from what I’ve heard her character is actually really great. I’m curious to hear what your thoughts are because I know I can trust you guys to call out bs if there is any.]

I have seen Ghostbusters 2016 twice now. I enjoyed it a heck of a lot. The first time I was content and the second time it hit me real hard, probably because I wasn’t so on edge with expectation and fear that it would let me down. So in short I think it’s a pretty good film and hella enjoyable. That being said…

My kneejerk reaction to the first full length trailer was to cringe over Leslie Jones’ character. I absolutely see what you see, a lot of people did. Leslie’s response really pushed me back, though. She sees Patty as a representation the average hard working New Yorker, the “regular person” rising to the occasion to become a hero. Director Paul Feig has talked about how these characters the most like Jones and Kate McKinnon they’ve ever played because he wanted their personalities to shine through (specifically McKinnon’s sexuality, which he confirmed is a trait shared by her character in a recent interview).

If you know Leslie Jones from SNL you know she extrudes confidence and honesty always. Her character is just like that and although the implication of her being the only non-scientist is extremely troubling, in context she is a huge asset to the team. They start off with just one or two “I don’t get it” moments but by halfway through the film Patty is on the other women’s level and even makes smart day-saving decisions. Also SHE IS A TOTAL NERD! She’s a genius, just not for science. She is a history wiz. This is used and shown all through out the movie.

Leslie Jones has been labeled as “stereotypical” before Ghostbusters came along. She has a huge personality and I honestly admire the hell out of her for being who she is and getting as far as she has. The attack from Twitter for the past year and especially tonight has been sickening. I do feel like her character had a lot of depth, despite that on paper the trailers made her look like she was only there to be a punchline while the white girls did the heavy lifting.

So far we’ve heard from Sony execs that they have every intention on making a sequel, and I hope when they do they show how much Patty has grown and how she can truly hold her own, and keep showing off what a fast study she is, and keep proving how valuable she is too.

I am a non-black PoC so hopefully another mod will see the movie/chime in soon.

- mod g