everyone has moved on to the other challenge anyways i just kinda want to get this one done


my friend told me the E version photoshoot makes them look like pokemon gym leaders and now i can’t get it out of my head so i wrote a bulletpoint list as to what type of leader i think each person would be!!!


NAMJOON - electric type specialist

  • namjoon is the first gym leader you have to face when you set out on your journey. you’re hesitant at first when you were starting out because your parents were well-known trainers back in the day, so you were scared that you wouldn’t match up to their reputations. however, meeting namjoon was a breath of fresh air because he held no expectations of you whatsoever. coming from an elite family of pokemon trainers himself, he was able to relate to your self-doubt and encouraged you instead to go on your own path to self-discovery
  • (that “encouragement” just so happened to be an hour long sermon, so you weren’t really sure exactly what he said after the 20 minute mark, but you assumed it was something along those lines)
  • you come back the next day hoping to battle him immediately, but like all gyms, his was designed as a puzzle.
  • “All trainers think that all it takes is power and experience to become the greatest out there. What they tend to forget is that intelligence and strategy are just as important!”
  • H O L Y SHIT was this dude a fucking sadist or something because his gym was a fucking MAZE
  • you were essentially stuck in the dark, maneuvering your way blindly while stumbling across trainers to boot. the place was filled with doors and hallways, each room only accessible after solving a riddle or trivia about pokemon
  • after much stumbling and a lot of bullshitting your way through the answers, you eventually find your way to namjoon
  • “Ah, so you made it! You were definitely much faster than (rival’s name). I’m excited to see how well you do!”
  • despite being generally nice and supportive, he definitely did not go easy on you during your battle
  • “What? Do you expect me to be the easiest gym leader just because I’m your first official battle? Not a chance, darling!”
  • suffice to say, you almost got smote out of the sky by his powerful raichu, whom you thought you could have easily defeated with your ground type pokemon
  • electric types have very little weaknesses (read: only two) so Namjoon is pretty much an expert when it comes to dealing with those weaknesses. 
  • you got a ground type? bitch, he has pikachu that knows how to use SURF
  • “Holy shit? I thought surfing pikachu was a myth!”
  • “The only thing mythical about my pikachu is that it’s about to pound you to dust!”
  • In the end, however, you were able to defeat him (although, you might have had to rechallenge him a few times. But you got there eventually)
  • “Wow. It feels just like yesterday that we just met. I’m sure that I will be hearing more great things about you in the future. I’m already excited to see how much you will grow! ‘til our next battle!”
  • ((he ends up climbing the ranks and joins the elite four. so that next battle comes sooner than you could have imagined!))

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Nose Knows

Aka how that one scene from the new comic went down and no one can tell me otherwise XD

I wrote this real fast and all in one shot, any mistakes are my own

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“Hey, Hunk?” Shiro rapped his knuckles on the doorframe to the main pod hangar.

“I’m under here,” Hunk’s voice drifted over from where he was half-buried in an open ship, muffled like he was holding a tool in his mouth. Knowing Hunk, he probably was. “What’s up Shiro?”

“So uh… earlier, when you were bragging about your sense of smell.” Shiro rubbed at the back of his neck, awkward. “How, uh, how serious were you being?”

That got Hunk’s attention. He slid out of the pod, wiping greasy hands on a rag as he got to his feet to fix Shiro with an appraising look. Shiro wilted slightly.

“Are you insinuating that I was lying? Or that I was exaggerating? I thought you of all people would know by now that I don’t ‘brag’ Shiro.”

Shiro grimaced, chastised, but then his grimace turned into a slow grin, a teasing glint in his eyes.

“Oh yeah? Need I remind you of the Rolo and Nyma incident?”

Now it was Hunk’s turn to wilt.

“Okay, so, maybe I do brag a bit. But not about my abilities. If I say I can do something I can do it.”

“That’s good. Great even. Exactly what I wanted to hear.”

Hunk narrowed his eyes.

“Shiro, what did you do.”

“Oh I mean, uh, it’s silly really, and anyway it wasn’t just me, the others jumped on it too so. But you don’t have to go through with it if you don’t want.”

What did you do.

Shiro started, and looked anywhere but at Hunk.

“I—we… kindamadeabetwiththeAlteansthatyoucouldmakeitthroughtheinvisiblemazeonsmellalone.”

“I didn’t catch a word you said.”

“I said,” Shiro repeated, finally making eye contact, “that we kind of bet the Alteans you’d be able to navigate the invisible maze on smell alone. Like if there was some dish or something in the center of the maze you’d be able to get to it without someone guiding you through.”

Hunk raised an eyebrow.

“I said it was silly! You don’t have to go through with it, of course. It’s just. After you left to work on the pods Pidge started musing about how good your nose really is, wondering if you’d be able to identify this or that with a blindfold on, or find something hidden in someone’s room. And then Coran said that was easy, anyone could do that. And then Lance—you know how he is about challenges—said he bet you could get through the invisible maze without help on smell alone. And then Allura said that’s impossible, and Coran said the only people who have made it through the maze alone are ones who have done it for years and years and memorized all the patterns. And he went off on a tangent about how when he was young he memorized the maze and made it through in 40 ticks, which is a record that has never been beat to date. And that was it, you know? Official challenge. Keith said he bet you could equal that, and then I, uh, kinda made it worse by saying I bet you could not only equal, but outright beat Coran’s record.”

Shiro trailed off, rubbing the back of his neck again. “Wow, when you put it like that it’s a pretty dick move isn’t it. Us making a bet about you when you aren’t even there to have a say in it.”

Hunk blinked, dazed after that barrage of explanation. Shiro winced, and began turning away, waving a hand in dismissal.

“Ah forget I said anything. It doesn’t matter, we got carried away. I’m sorry.”

“Wait! Wait wait wait wait.” Hunk grabbed at Shiro’s arm, preventing him from leaving. “You didn’t even let me say anything. So if I understand correctly all I need to do is make it through the maze in under 40 ticks?”

Shiro nodded.

“And what are the stakes?”

“If you win we get a one day vacation once this whole mess with Zarkon tracking us is sorted out. Anywhere we want to go, with no training or simulations or anything like that for a whole day.”

“I like the sound of that. And if we lose?”

“Allura gets to take over our training for a week.”

Hunk paled. “A week?! Isn’t that a little unfair, one day vs one week?”

“You try talking her down, see how that goes for you,” Shiro shrugged. “It was either that or increase the number of training sessions we have in a day. Permanently.”

“Someone needs to explain to Allura how bets work,” Hunk said weakly.

“Let me know how that works out.”

Shiro put a hand on Hunk’s shoulder. “You’re under no obligation to do this, Hunk. Especially since it’s something we went and did without you.”

“Shiro. I appreciate it, but you know how Lance gets about challenges? I’m ten times worse. I’m in.”

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superskara  asked:

Wait Melissa's sister isnt straight? where did you hear that? also im so tired of all the Melissa is a lesbophobe nonsense. How is there any proof to support that claim other than her laughing along to a joke a co star made? she didnt even realize that the joke came off as homophobic and insensitive to people ugh.

Well her sister Jessica has a twitter, and:

Plus, from what she tweets, it was just kinda obvious that she likes women and men??? Honestly don’t know where these people got the impression that she’s straight.

As for if Melissa is homophobic, I’ve talked about this subject quite a bit. (Here’s a breakdown of why I don’t think the initial event was actually homophobic at all, as a glance into the conversations I’ve been having and where about I stand.)

But you’re right. 

The only reason Katie later (after laughing at the joke along with everyone else, initially) emphasized validation of supercorp shippers (something for which Melissa showed strong agreement with, and something Katie mentioned that they had already privately talked about being a positive thing before) was likely because she has first hand experience with f/f shippers who deal in subtext and knows, because of what they told her, how personally important it is to us. 

She recognized that it was insensitive.

But even Katie didn’t think it was homophobic, or she wouldn’t have laughed in the first place.

But I think it should be noted that people are throwing around the word “lesbophobe” ‘lightly’.

For people who are actually fans of Melissa and would care if Melissa were homophobic, there’s no way to take this lightly. But the majority of people who are engaging in this casual meme-ifying of ‘melesbophobe’ are Katie fans, some of which who are prepared to jump ship for the first sign of another female character she can play off of. (*cough* reigncorp *cough*)

But it’s possible that many don’t actually think that Melissa is homophobic.

One person I talked to who called her a homophobe said that they didn’t really think she was. But they were doing it anyway.

I’ve seen people say that Melissa is homophobic but that she’s hot/they’d fuck her anyway. I don’t know about you, but if I genuinely think that someone is homophobic??? I’m no longer attracted to them?????? So I doubt these people really believe she’s homophobic, either.

It’s likely a move done out of anger.

They know Melissa isn’t homophobic, but they call her it anyway, because they’re mad at her and want to get back at her. They could care less how she or her fans feel or if it’s actually accurate in any way.

I’d also wager that some people think that others truly think she’s homophobic, so if they still like her in some way or wanna reblog something about her, they have to first call her homophobic so as not to be accused of thinking the wrong thing.

So many don’t want or need proof that she’s homophobic or even a sound argument for it, cause it’s all just one big joke to them. And they don’t have to stop making this joke even though it’s incorrect, cruel, and hurts queer people who are actually fans of Melissa, because they can use their own hurt as an excuse, their supposed moral rightness as a shield. 

They’re like a king claiming divine righteousness in their actions while—if the people don’t wish to challenge the application of the belief system itself—all anyone else can say is, “yeh but ur being a dick.”

Personally, I’m of the “cutting people’s heads off for little crimes is dumb idc if god said it’s okay” vein, across the board.

Thoughts on Scum’s Wish (Kuzu no Honkai)

Firstly, some people need to get off their high horse and stop acting like everyone in the anime is so ‘evil’ and ‘disgusting’

One of the things I enjoy most about this anime is how ‘human’ most of the characters feel. These are characters struggling with emotions that happen every day in society. Nobody in this world is pure and free of problematic thoughts, actions and/or behaviors.

Not to say you’d come across a giant cluster-fuck like this very often. But still, there are people out here experiences these emotions. If you can’t handle it, and feel the anime’s nature of relationships doesn’t suit your  ‘tastes’, then kindly move on and go watch some generic shit. There’s plenty of material out there.

Now what I really came here for:

I just finished episode 10 and swimming through the Kuzu no Honkai tag, from what I’m seeing opinions on the characters are divided pretty well. It’s good when an anime does that; it shows that the character aren’t flat and are being projected realistically.

So I thought I’d contribute some of my own thoughts on the characters so far. Starting from my most favorite to least favorite: 

#1 Yasuraoka Hanabi
I still don’t understand why, but this is my favorite character. I think it’s mostly because I can identify with some of the thoughts that come to her mind when she encounters something emotionally challenging. I love that she is headstrong, yet fragile. Stubborn, yet meek. And that although she does make bad choices, she is highly introspective when faced with any issues she comes across. As much as I thought her and Sanae would make a cute couple, I want her to end up with Mugi. They are becoming distant, but I think her and Mugi feed off of each other in a way that is uniquely their own.

Now for the unpopular guy himself: #2 Awaya Mugi. 

The pervert in me finds how he takes control in many situations pretty sexy. I enjoy that, but I also enjoy the shyness that comes with it. For someone who pretends to hold all the cards when Hanabi or Noriko is around, his resolve is actually pretty weak. I think what he did to Noriko was pretty shitty, but I’m happy he didn’t go through with it cause that girl would have taken the D in a heartbeat. Rather than seeing him as scum, he just reminds me of young boy unsure of how to deal with the abundance of emotions: love and lust. Now I don’t like Akane, but I am happy he is finally getting his turn with her (just like the rest of the men in the area lol). He expects her to change for him, which is very flawed, but in some angst-filled way at least he will have the memories when (if) things don’t work out. I feel like what he is experiencing is not love but infatuation. And with infatuation, sometimes you just gotta ride it out.

#3 Ebato Sanae
Bless this girl’s heart. She has got to be one of the most honest (notice i said ‘most’) people in this entire anime. I could give 0 fucks if she came on to Hanabi too strong at some points; I like her a lot. I like her passion, how she was willing to destroy herself just to be able to touch Hanabi, and frankly I think her love is the most intense in the entire show. I especially love her character design; they didn’t make her take the ‘masculine’ role or anything, and I appreciate that.

I like her cousin too, but I would prefer they don’t end up together. Their dynamic is weird; it feels like it has no room for romantic cultivation. It hasn’t blatantly been stated that she likes only girls, but if she is in fact a lesbian, I wish for her to end up with another girl. She has so much love to offer, and I hope things go well for her.

Kanai Narumi
This man is soooooo boring. I admit it, but from what I’ve seen he has a really big heart. He is honestly the purest character in the show. So much that I’m waiting for the creators to reveal that hidden bdsm kink. 

lol But anyways, the episode where he held Hanabi tight after she confessed made me transition from ‘not caring’ to actually ‘liking’ him. He’s a good guy, and shot me in the foot if you want, but I really hope he can change Akane. I like him so much that I want him to be with the women he loves. I want her to change for him. It’s contradicting as fuck (with Mugi and all), but part of me would be okay if things happen that way. Man, he deserves waaay better but you cant stop people from loving who they love that easily. so we’ll see what happens.

Kirishima Atsuya
I see sooo many people shitting on him cause he likes Sanae. It’s really uncalled for. I mean really? How much damage has he actually done compared to everyone else in the show? The hate is so biased and unnecessary. Kinda like how fujoshi’s harbor unnecessary hate when a female character shows up in a yaoi/shounen ai anime. 

I like how he told Hanabi to high-key stop stringing Sanae along. Even if the reasoning was selfish, it was bold, and I admire it. 

Now, I still don’t want him to be with Sanae. He may like her alot, but his character is a bit ditsy and dull, so his ‘love’ isn’t projected very well in the series. Honestly, it’s so weakly projected that though I like him, I’m not too invested in his ending.

Kamomebata Noriko
Loli-esque Princess types are my pet peeve. So I probably wouldn’t have liked Noriko no matter how she was introduced. BUT, after episode 10 I feel like I kinda do like some things about her. I think she handled the date with Mugi pretty well considering he was a boring fuck the entire time. And (so far) I think she is on the road to healing faster than everyone else. And I do hope she heals and actually finds a guy worthy of being called her Prince.

I try to find more reasons not to like this girl, but admittedly she’s just in love like everyone else. Her pestering and whinny voice may get on my nerves, but that’s just her personality.

Minagawa Akane
Introducing, the fabulous floozy, the treacherous tramp, and almighty harlot herself. Akane-sensei. Now, there are so many women like her in the real world. If she were just a slut I’d be A-okay cause she can fuck anyone she wants, but to actually take pleasure in taking the man, love-interest, or crush of another woman?While simultaneously being uninterested in the men themselves? Not their money, looks, dick size, or influence..That is some crazy off the wall shit. 

Most of the series I’ve disliked her and now I am asking the creators what makes her worthy of both Narumi AND Mugi’s affection? Absolutely nothing. She honestly deserves to continue her vicious cycle until her beauty fades and she ends up alone.

But. Also.

Part of me, say the part that feels people can change their ways, hopes she genuinely changes. I hope something bad happens that makes this change occur, but I don’t think that’s gonna happen. So, i guess something good wouldn’t be bad IF SHE INFACT CHANGES. Honestly I cannot stand her, but as mentioned before, I want Narumi to have what he wants, so she better change for him or she gotta go.

And this is the end. I look forward to reading more of what this fandom thinks about all the characters in this anime.

i know you need it, do you feel it? || kidge week 2016 day 3

A/N: guess who’s still not done with last year’s prompts and is currently scrambling on her ass to write like 4 more kidge fics and cramming another 10 for other pairings? 

anyways this takes place after this fic. title is derived from victorious by p!atd

Prompt: Competition 

Summary:  A little sparring match between Keith and Pidge gets a little out of hand. Lance’s stupid face doesn’t do much help either.

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Keith found himself in a dilemma.

Of course, what more would you expect if you just realized (very late, he might add) that you had feelings for one of your closest friends?

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anonymous asked:

I saw one of your replies posts and I couldn't resist asking about it now. What are you headcanons for Madara, Tobirama, and Hashirama in a Game of Thrones AU?

These are just jumbled up in a bunch of headcanons not particularly to each character but this is great. This is great ily thank you for this request. I have waited for this day. This has been sitting in my box for weeeeeks 

THIS IS LONG SORRY going under the cut

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volturisecretary  asked:

Do you have any headcanons about the Cullens :)?

Okay so I have a lot of these so imma go by character lol

* Edward is obviously like super edgy especially before Bella
* He definitely went to bars and poetry reading to sulk
* The garage days for sure had some underground music
* I think Emmett would play the guitar and Alice the tambourine jasper on drums and rose either singing or completely rejecting the band.
* So Edward also knows how to play the electric piano.
* Esme and Carlisle love listening to them even if some songs r terrible.
* Edward has a diary no one can tell me otherwise
* Someday after Bella and him r married and he’s busy with ness Bella definitely finds his diary
* She is super nice about it and makes sure to never tell Emmett Bc he would never stop making fun of him. (It’s super embarrassing)
* Edward loves to play with ness and take his family out on trips.
* Jacob grows on Edward but there is some fights for sure
* He’s very overprotective
* That’s it for Eddie boy

* She likes to go to big makeup stores.
* Each town know her and Alice to be big spenders when they’re out shopping together
* Emmett comes with to tell her how good she looks (he genuinely likes it)
* She absolutely adores iPhone and could easily become a makeup YouTuber or instagramer
* She loves to see everyone comment on how beautiful she is
* She loves dressing ness up and buying her clothes
* She teaches Ness to have a lot of self confidence
* Boys always gawk at the family when they’re out together

* Emmett just 100% goes with the flow of everything.
* He for sure joined a fraternity at some point and rose hated it
* All the sorority girls tried to get at him but he always refused and would show them rose
* Rose often came made out with him and left just to mark her territory
* All his frat brothers were hoping she would dump him so they could get a shot at her.
* He wanted to major in medical science but once things started getting blood into them he had to switch majors.
* Probably sports advertisement or something with sports
* He’s a total dude bro
* Rose definitely taught him how to do hair tho
* He’s hella good at braiding and doing makeup for rose and Alice
* He’s not ashamed of it at all
* “Yes I do my girls hair. Can you even see her bro! I’d do anything to keep her happy”
* That’s it for now lol

* Alice is basically an open book
* After Edward and Bella’s wedding she decided she wanted to be a wedding planner for a while
* And damn she is efficient
* She still shops for the family including ness and jacob now
* Jacob hates it but ness makes him wear it
* Alice is still a big spender and loves all her nice things
* She defiantly donates all her old clothes too (and her families even if they aren’t done with it)
* She’s big on volunteer work and helping others.
* She’s just a really good person honestly

* Jasper loves Alice like a lot
* He will tag along and do anything she asks
* He brings her flowers all the time and gifts he thinks she will like.
* He always try’s to surprise her but obviously it never works
* They r like completely in love
* Jasper tells ness stories about the war
* Ness doesn’t really like them but she listens anyway
* Jasper gets very passionate when talking about things he likes and went through
* He makes sure everyone knows they’re worth it
* He also trains super hard to wrestle Emmett and beat everyone in baseball

* got her dad’s edginess when she was mentally a teenage
* Defiantly rebelled but got away with nothing Bc come on look at her family
* Jacob for sure helped her rebel
* She went cliff diving once and Bella and Edward lost it
* “Mom dad chill seriously, no big deal”
* Alice gets very bothered Bc she can’t see ness’s future
* Ness loves that
* She spends a lot of time with the pack and the Cullen’s r very on edge about it
* Ness gets catcalled a lot
* Like A LOT
* and boys always try and get her number and jacob is always very mad about it
* “Jacob chill out. It means nothing”
* “Not me me Ness!”
* He’s very sensitive.
* Ness is extremely smart and invents things all the time.
* Once she’s about adult age her and jacob get married and have some crazy kids
* The Cullen’s r very excited to be grandparents.
* Jacob and ness kinda brought down a lot of tension between the pack and the Cullen’s
* They even got rid of the treaty line Bc they trusted them now after the whole volturi thing.
* Ness was happy to be the peace bringer
* In her rebellion times she may have eaten a person or two and everyone was mad.
* She did it outside of town tho
* The pack reamed her, jacob reamed her, her parents reamed her, the rest of the family reamed her
* To say the least it was only one time.
* She actually felt very bad about it and sulked like Edward.
* The family eventually moved and jacob came with them
* She has a very full and happy life like a normal teenage to adult girl
* She eventually dies and the whole family is heartbroken
* Jacob was too and soon died after her
* It was a devastating loss after all those years.

Carlisle and esme
* very happy with their new life
* Bella and Ness really completed the family
* Eventually someone else will join their coven again
* Esme just loves to have her family grow
* There isn’t many problems In the household when everyone is vegetarian
* Esme defiantly goes to the hospitals Carlisle works at to mark her territory
* All the nurses crush on Carlisle
* Carlisle is too oblivious with his work to notice them
* Carlisle is very emotional when someone dies in his hospital
* Esme always comforts him
* Sometimes ness does too

* spends a lot of nights with Edward
* They definitely finish their honeymoon at isle Esme after Ness is full grown
* Sometimes Bella forgets Renesmee at Charlie’s
* Charlie stop asking questions but knows something weird is happening
* He still loves them no matter what
* Bella snoops a lot and does a lot of research because she loves learning about her new world.
* She often teaches Ness these things
* She fights with Emmett a lot (playfully) and she wins everything within the first year but Emmett starts winning more in the second
* Bella is very upset about this
* Ness loves watching them fight
* Ness challenges Emmett eventually and ness is actually quite strong
* Emmett and Ness start wresting a lot more until Ness beats him once
* Emmett was super impressed
* Bella gets nervous every time she fights a vampire even though she is just as strong
* Bella and Edward always try and protect her even when she is being rebellious
* Rose Alice and Bella all get very close and often go out to brunch with ness.
* Endless catcalls honestly
* Bella still gets confused when it’s at her Bc she forgets that she is beautiful.
* She always expects it at her family

Thanks for the ask and I’ll do more requests like this in this format if you guys want. My asks r always open ❤️ sorry it’s so long and has like a million typos lmao 😂

Ghost!Loki x Reader

Don’t mess with Ouija boards, just read about em. Sorry I couldn’t post it sooner today, oh well. Didn’t like how the smut turned out, but the rest was decent, hopefully you enjoy it. Happy Halloween!

“Guess what I have!” Your friend, Tara, announced once you greeted her at the door.

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Alright, this is the second part to a little CEO!Luke thing I’ve had going recently. Just a little heads up - it’s kinda long. So grab a snack, get comfy etc. As always I’m kinda nervous about posting this because I feel like it has to be perfect blah blah blah. Anyways any feedback is always lovely, like even if you hate it let me know. Okay, enough talking. Should you not have read the first parts or wish to read anything else that I’ve written you can find that all in my masterlist here!

You shook your head at him, having half a mind to throw the closest thing you could lay your hands on at him. But from what you could gather through your peripheral vision that would be a laptop, which would not only leave him needing facial reconstruction but also wouldn’t be the best move in terms of convincing the pack of traitors gathered for his meeting to stay with your plan. “Out. All of you, now. Everyone except him.” You ordered, hand raised and gesturing to the door as people hesitantly pulled their seats back. “Now!” You roared more powerfully, people taking notice that time as everyone sped out of the office leaving you in silence as you leaned on the opposite end of the long table to him.

He still hadn’t raised from his seat, leaning forward to lean his elbows on the mahogany of the table as he looked at you with soft eyes. “Listen, baby, I was just–” he stopped when your palm slammed down onto the hard surface, eyes flying to where the noise was coming from out of instinct. “Don’t.” You warned lowly, eyes scowling furiously at him. “Don’t sit there and try to defend this to me as someone who knows me on a personal level. You think you’re some big business God coming in here, behind my back, and trying to steal my company? Fine, whatever, but at least have the decency to stick to it.” You found yourself shaking your head at him once again, filled to the brim with disgust and disappointment.

“I’m not trying to steal it!” He strained, moving to stand from his seat so he was mirroring your stance. “Oh? Then what the fuck do you think you’re doing here in my building, meeting with all of my biggest shareholders after proposing a takeover?” You laughed, not seeing any humour in everything whatsoever, eyebrow raising in challenge. “Did you even read the proposal? I’m doing you a favour!” He snapped, finger pointing boldly at you.

You rested back on your heels, a shocked scoff leaving your lips as you crossed your arms. “Yeah, I did read it actually. But not because it landed in my desk, I only read it when my assistant had to physically hunt for it after I told her I felt like something wasn’t right. You walk around like you’re something great, like you’re the face of modern day business. I hate to break it to you, honey, but you’re nothing new. You’re as cowardly and pathetic as the rest of them.” You sneered, not even recognising the person that stood before you. “And ‘doing me a favour’?!” You shrieked. “No, lying to me did no favour. Taking what’s mine, is doing me no favour. I will not become another business card you keep in your back pocket to pull out when you need something because you think you did me a fucking favour. Read the sign on the door on your way out, it reads my surname and always will. Take this as your unofficial confirmation that your proposal is declined. End of.” Your chest was rising and falling heavily, seeing it far more important to get your words out than draw in a breath, the amount of adrenaline pumping around your body making you feel as if you’d just ran a marathon.

His hand flew from where it was resting on the table as he twisted away from you in frustration, it finding its way to rake through his hair. In any other situation he’d have been applauding you for staying strong. Thanking whoever is up there looking out for him for blessing him with a girl so strong willed and smart she made him want to work harder to keep up with her. But right now it was driving him insane, on a personal level and a business one. He knew you wanted to handle this on your own and he’d never take that away from you - heaven knows he’d never let anyone do that to him - and he’d done everything he could to incorporate that into his plan for your business, but he wanted to help you. He needed to do something, anything, to pull you out of this mess.

Too many nights had been spent with him coming home to his apartment to find it empty, calling yours to receive the same response until he finally came to your workplace to find you snoring softly among piles of paperwork.

He’d woken up at the early hours of the morning too many times due to the bed being cold and empty without you in it, sighing as he jogged along the hallway to see light poking out from under the bathroom door as he’d expected, knowing you’d locked the door so letting you know that he was outside before sitting down against the doorway, humming just loud enough so you could hear above your cries - needing you to know he was there for you despite there being a door in the way.

Too many of his calls to you had went to voicemail because you were working too hard to even glance at your phone. You were working so hard to be strong in all of this and he’d admired you immensely for it, but he was terrified that you were going to burn yourself out. You were far too intelligent, too good at what you do to have something you didn’t even do run you into the ground. You meant far too much to him for him to just stand by and let any of that happen.

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jg characters at the grocery store


  • gives brownie points to whoever willingly carries his basket. the catch being that they need to actually take it from him 
  • occasionally provides a sudden fatherly pat on the head or shoulder, which is both endearing to onlookers and a chilling warning to the recipient, who knows they’ve been caught doing something out of line 
  • loves getting things for a bargain; one of his few joys 
  • sometimes leaves secret messages by rearranging items on the shelves, but it’s always something seemingly trivial that only one person will actually understand 
    • the rest of them puzzle over it for ages if they catch it


  • carries the list of groceries they actually need and insists on sticking to it 
  • keeps getting after everyone who goes over budget 
    • they take turns distracting him while the others escape or put things in his basket 
    • he gets fed up with it but once they leave him alone he notices that everything they added had been stuff he likes 
  • one time he found something he did actually want but it wasn’t on the list 
    • yuuki said something to him about perspective which he took to mean that he should get it, but it wasn’t supposed to be that deep  
  • will switch to a cart from a basket if everything’s too heavy because it’s logical, but won’t get help carrying them out from spies because hONOUR


  • wants to be done inside quickly because he hates the smell of the soap in the washrooms, but always spends too long looking at the limited selection of hair products and has to pee 
    • hatano and kaminaga corner him in the juice aisle and torture him with puns 
    • jitsui pushes him over the edge and, defeated, he bolts 
  • sulks whenever someone picks something he likes because he doesn’t want to look like he’s copying someone 
    • this is usually exploited until he gets too pouty and refuses to move from one spot 
    • they ply him with compliments until he lets them off the hook 


  • challenges everyone to races in the shopping carts 
  • if nobody wants to humour him he’ll push the cart himself and jump in 
    • will fearlessly dive into an adjacent aisle if he’s about to be caught and walks away whistling while the speeding cart knocks over an elaborate display he pretends he wasn’t aiming for 
  • once convinced miyoshi to race him after he got picked on and was defeated so brutally that he didn’t speak until they got back 


  • spends most of the time eating and critiquing food samples 
  • will eat every platter if not stopped 
    • “sir these are just to taste” 
    • “save some for the other customers! *awkward chuckle*”
      “I’m other customers” 
  • “this has far too much salt,” he says, shoving two more in his mouth 
    • buys five of everything anyway 
  • will rip open a box and make better samples with a match and a bottle of water


  • gets lost if there are more than four aisles 
  • will try to find everyone else, but they are almost all actively hiding from him without even hindering their shopping 
  • they only show up again once he starts making a dramatic speech over the intercom about how everyone he knew “left him for dead amidst the low-fat goat cheese” and how he will never love again 


  • secretly takes things out of the others’ carts and puts them back on the shelf 
    • kaminaga thinks he’s losing it because he swears he already grabbed that bag of chips, and after a few times he tries to snatch it and run but then the pickles disappear, and when he turns around the chips are gone too 
    • tazaki is nearby, but “would never prank him” 
  • uses his powers of misdirection for evil, such as substituting miyoshi’s canned salmon for cat food right in front of him and putting six containers of protein powder in hatano’s cart while he stands on his tiptoes to get something from a high shelf 
    • once placed prunes in yuuki’s basket and had it blamed on sakuma, who misinterpreted the situation so horribly that he unknowingly took the fall for it 


  • sees that there are free bananas for shoppers to give their children and takes one, calling for “emma”. then walks around the corner and eats it 
  • repeat offender 
  • everyone in the vicinity sees him loop around the aisle three times but can’t even begin to try and stop him 
    • the fourth time he just grabs the whole bunch and runs 
  • has the audacity to make a joke about banana peels when finally confronted by management


  • always has an obnoxious amount of coupons on hand for every situation and will talk his way into every saving possible 
  • would get back in line 67 more times if he can’t apply multiple coupons to one transaction but they just tell him it’s fine because they know he’s serious 
  • even charms or guilt-trips his way past expiry dates with his top-notch acting skills 


  • lowkey super excited because he gets to pick a treat and nobody will stop this grown man from eventually trying every type of cookie in the snack aisle 
  • but he’s so attached to one kind that fukumoto has to convince him that he can get that and a new kind each time 
  • will hunt down anyone who steals from his stash because he asks for so little 
  • also because they’re his, dammit


  • unfortunate clerk who has to deal with everyone’s nonsense 
  • although immune to jitsui’s tactics, can never catch him breaking any rules on coupons 
    • they often engage in a battle of who-looked-further-ahead-into-the-technicalities until he politely threatens to call the manager 
  • acts like he’s in a commercial for everything he shelves and pretends he’s on the runway when nobody’s around
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Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

~ Dugeun, Dugeun ~

I was wiping down the counter top, getting ready to end the day at work when the bell rings announcing new costumers.

“Welcome.” I bow in greeting at the bunch of guys that had walked in wearing black masks and had covered their heads with either snapbacks or beanies.
It was slightly intimidating to be honest but at least the manager was still here.

“Hello (annyeonghase-yo).” They greet me in return as they huddle around the counter, looking up at the menu behind me. “We are sorry for the inconvenience, we’ll be quick.”

I watch them as they look for their drinks. “It’s not (ani-yo). That’s no problem at all. What would you like to have, customer?”

One head whips towards me suddenly.

Startled, I look at him for a moment but focus back on the rest of the group when they give their orders.
When it is time to pay, one of the boys pats the one next to him on his back grinning from ear to ear. “Thanks (gomapda), Maknae-ya.”

So the youngest was going to pay. “Are you going to be drinking here?”

The tallest one standing at the front responds. “Yes, is that alright?”

“Ah, yes, of course. I’ll be bringing your order over as soon as it is ready. Please, take a seat wherever you want.”

One after another they file away leaving one to pay it all. I tell him the price and he gives me some cash. I take it with both my hands and thank him.

“Jungkook-ah. Hurry!” One of them who had sat down calls from across the cafe.

I snap my head up from the cashier screen and meet a set of very familiar eyes. “Jungkook-ssi?”

I must have been looking at him funny because his eyes mold into smiling ones, the rest of his face covered by the mask.
His hair was now styled in a different way, a little bit more covered his forehead now in a neat sweep. It made him look like a little boy.

“You look different.” I muse as I continue to look at him.

He removes his mask. “It’s the make-up.”

“Make-up?” When he nods, I make an ‘ooooh’ sound, impressed. “Very pretty (nomu yeppeo-yo).”

Teasing him was always fun, because he always raises his one eyebrow as in 'for real?’.

I turn around and begin preparing the beverages, thinking that he would join his friends.
“If I remember correctly, you called me handsome.” I look over my shoulder. “What was it again? 'Jinjja jalsaenggetda’.”

“Ani-yo.” I play off nonchalantly. “I didn’t use banmal (informal speech).”

I grab underneath the table and get a tray placing it on the working space.
Jungkook on the other hand pouts and lays his arm on the high counter and places his chin on his overlapping hands, making him the same level as me.
With this hair like that and his round eyes accentuated with make-up he looked really adorable. Kind of like a puppy.

“Shiro (I don’t like it).” He mutters.

A few more drinks to go, I turn back around so I can finish the last job for the day. “What?”

“You speaking formally.”

Still with my back to him, I snicker soundlessly. “If I remember correctly, you wanted me to call you 'Oppa’. So, how can I not use formal speech?”

He doesn’t respond for a while and when I turn around I know why. Jungkook was pouting again and looking at me with sparkling puppy dog eyes.

“It’s not going to work.”

He uses this method for a few more seconds, then starts smiling when I can’t help but giggle at his persistence. “It’s not?”

“Ani-yo.” Putting emphasis on the 'yo’ part. I quickly turn away and grab the finished drinks and place them on the tray, ready to round the corner. But Jungkook lift his head from the counter, standing up to his full height and puts out both hands.

With me looking at them frowning in confusion, he explains. “I’ll take it. It’s heavy.”

I look up at him, surprised at him being such a gentleman and lean to the side to look over his shoulder at his group of friends.
“Alright… gomawo (infrm. 'thank you’).” I thank him the way he wants me to with a grateful smile and he returns it with his own dashing grin, aegyo-sal and all.

I place the tray onto his awaiting hands and he goes to join his friends but not before closing both of his eyes briefly in a wink.

Dugeun, dugeun.

~ ~ ~

“Annyeong, chingu (friend)!” I had just walked out of the washroom when I get jumped at from the back.

Recovering from her ever present assault, I glare at Lee and a buckled-over-from-laughter Joon. “Have you guys figured it out finally?”

They glance at each other, confirming my suspicion. “What?” Joon says after a second too long.

I give them both the look and cross my arm. “You know what I’m talking about. You,” I point at Joon, “were cranky yesterday.”

He chuckles and throws his left arm over my shoulder. “Me? No, never.”

Pushing him away, I turn to Lee. “He threw me to the wolf yesterday.”

“Oh, come on. Don’t make it sound so bad.” He says both of them looking extremely entertained. “And Kookie is hardly a wolf.”

Displeased by them being such unfaithful friends, I shoot daggers at them with my eyes. “You two should seriously just date.”

“We are.” Lee simply reveals, my eyes widen and jaw dropping.

“What, really? Since when?”

They look at each other blushing. “Since yesterday, we 'figured’ it out after school.”

I clap my hands causing a loud echo in the almost empty hallway. “Finally. You don’t even know how often I just wanted to,” I show them by pushing my two hands together as if they were cradling two heads. “Now you, Joon, can leave me alone.”

Again he puts his arm across my shoulder and the other over Lee’s, pushing as along out of the school and onto the field.

“But really I’m happy for you two.” I smile at them softly. They both smile back gratefully.

We decide to sit down on the grass and I spot the girls from the other dance class practicing their routine a little bit further away. “Anyone knows the song to their dance?”

Joon shakes his head without even looking but when Lee watches them for a while she grabs her phone and taps something into it.
Not a moment later, her phone begins projecting a song. “It’s 'Whatcha doing today’ by 4minute.” She gives me her phone and I see that a video is playing.

For the first time actually interested in a music video, I focus on the screen and admire their effortless dancing. Hard work goes into this perfection.
In a sitting position, I move and bobble along to the beat and after the first chorus, I’ve already remembered most the dance and was humming along to the melody.

“'Jigeum mwo-hae’ (whatcha doing now)?” A voice behind me sings along, changing the lyrics a little.

“Kookie is here!” Joon shouts excitedly.

I feel Jungkook squatting down behind me a little bit to my left, glancing over my shoulder at the little screen. “Ah, this dance is easy.”

I lift my eyebrow at him. “Oh, really (gurae)? Prove it.”

With a smirk on his lips, his eyes half-lidded, he jumps up accepting the challenge. “Wait a second, what do I get for this?”

He wants something? “I’m not sure I can offer you anything.”

Bending down so I don’t have to strain my neck as much, he holds out his pinkie finger. “If I do this, you’ll call me 'Oppa’ and start using banmal. Call?” Jungkook, the persistent boy.

“Call.” Agreeing, I do the pinkie promise with him.
Already feeling like I’ve lost this, I look at Lee who had reversed back to the chorus, she was grinning, I feel like we all knew that he could do it.

Which can only mean that I want to call him Oppa…. Which can also only mean that I have officially lost it.

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Ugh, I’m so full, I just had dinner and I regret eating so much orz…

Anyway, this is a short and cute one… but trust me it can get cuter… heuheu…. I kinda am very tired and even don’t have the energy left to fangirl, and I think it’s because of me being so full…

Oh, wait, of course I will fangirl, who am I kidding..
I think it’s safe to say that everyone who watched the Gaon chart awards live about lost their shit when the prologue butterfly version was used as the intro for their performance… it brings back memories of being in pain bc no one expected that ??? to be a teaser for the comeback… 
I swear bangtan has the most beautiful intros, they always manage to blow me away and of course DOPE was great as always, so lit and rude haha
and of course they won world hallyu star award wohooo and when Namjoon thanked us international ARMYs I lost my shit again 

Sunshine had his birthday and I think I am blind from looking at the sun aka Hobi’s smile… hehe ^^ (I’m done… does anyone even read my fangirling?)


Ok, this is in reply to this post by @kuroophile, that says Sheith is gross and disgusting because Shiro was Keith’s superior at the Garrison.

And I’m only gonna get in on this cause this feels a bit more like actual character discussion than just anti Sheith stuff. And just like the anti Sheith show their point of view and ask for understanding, I wanna show my personal Sheith shipper point of view so that maybe we all understand eachother better. So… BEHOLD THE BEAUTY OF SHEITH!

First of all I have to say that I totally agree with that post, I would be very surprised if it turns out Shiro and Keith are in a romantic relationship already, not just cause HOLY SHIT AN ACTUAL ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TWO DUDES IN A KIDS SHOW THAT’S NOT JUST VAGUELY HINTED AT, but also because it seems unlikely character wise (at this point atleast.)

And even though I definitely see Keith, the dude who dun live by anyone’s rules and likes to do his own thing, as someone who wouldn’t care about stupid military rules and be totally down with being in a relationship with his so called “superior” at the Garrison if that’s what he wanted, I do see Shiro as someone that would be like “Oh no! Not on my shift!”.

So I think shipping wise, if anything of that nature ever happened between Keith and Shiro during their Garrison days (assuming this is actually where they know eachother from), it would be just the beginning of something, a certain spark, nothing more.

Honestly, Shiro doesn’t seem to me like the kind of guy who would initiate something like that with anyone anyway. Sorry, but I can’t really see him actively hitting on somebody. Dude’s all business. And he just strikes me as someone who dunno what he’s got, and even less how to work it haha. He’s probably surprised when people have crushes on him. 

So I think we’re safe on the whole ‘Shiro pushing for a romantic relationship’ thing, with anyone. The way I see it is that It will have to come from someone else and he’ll have to take time to warm up to the idea. After all these things require a bit of selfishness, and Shiro is all about everyone but himself. That’s my impression atleast. (It would be interesting to see him actually pursuing a romantic relationship with someone in the show, whoever that may be haha. I have no idea how something like that gonna look.. Like Li Shang from Mulan probably.. )

I think everyone need to remember that Shipping is not “Can’t you see these two are dating/fucking right now in canon this very instant??” Shipping is wanting to see two characters end up in a relationship, cheering for a couple, thinking they’ll be good together for whatever reason that may be, exploring the idea of them being together or how it might happen or happened (specially when you ship a gay ship and know it’s very unlikely to see any romantic gay love expressions in the actual show, and even more since this is a kids show. So usually the fans have to complete the picture on their own and everyone have different ideas and impressions and not all of them are gonna be 100% in character.)

And usually in fiction you don’t want a relationship just be given to you like “here, they’re a couple. just accept it”. But you wanna see it grow, you want to see it develop, challenged, blossom.

At this point there’s no romance in VLD, between anyone. We only saw these one sided little crushes. But probably in the future we will see some actual love stories develop between some of the characters. And atleast for now, I think Sheith is definitely a legit player in that arena.

Garrison was in the past. 

At the point where we meet Keith and Shiro they’re not a part of that system anymore. And they’ve been out for about a year. (separately)

So why get stuck on the Garrison days? Specially when the paladins themselves are clearly moving out of that mind set.  

Like, seriously, in the very first episode when Lance addresses Shiro and says

Does Shiro just decides for them as a senior officer should? No, he says

And that’s what they keep doing through the entire season.

That little exchange was there to make a point:

The paladins are teammates, and all of them are supposed to grow to be able to take a leadership role when necessary.

They’re all supposed to be equals, some just might be better at making decisions in certain situations, getting people to work together or have more experience than others, so they take a leadership role. But the Garrison army hierarchy doesn’t apply to them anymore.

(And trust me, army relationships just don’t work the same once you’re out of it, they completely change.)

Now, Shiro is the kind of guy who just feels he’s responsible for everything, all the time. And he’s a bit older and has leadership experience. That’s also what he projects to people and what he probably feels people expect of him. So naturally he takes the leadership role upon himself.

But that’s where I think Shiro needs to grow, to not feel so responsible for things all the time or like he’s the one who has to keep it all together and always be in control. To be able to say “You know what? It wasn’t my fault.” Otherwise I don’t see him ever getting over his issues. Specially when at some point he’ll probably remember more of the horrible things he had done for the Galra.

Shiro needs to step down from leadership for a good reason. The dude needs to chill and rest a bit (just hopefully not forever…)

Also, honestly, I don’t feel like we get the Officer/Soldier vibe from Keith and Shiro at all. Even tho Keith says “yes sir” to him once and Shiro addressees to him and Lance as “cadets”, that yeah means that he was their superior at some point. But i’d say the vibe we get from Keith and Shiro at the time we meet them is a bit closer to an Officer/Second in command than Officer/Soldier.

Whatever their relationship is, it seems a bit too close to just be Officer/Soldier.

The look on Keith’s face when he finds Shiro, the soft “It’s good to have you back” feels a bit too personal and intimate to me.

(I dunno, I had some amazing commanders and officers who I really admired and looked up to and was kinda buddies with, and I only was like that with the one I was actually inlove with haha, but that’s just me..)

But… Keith is the only one who we can see that intimacy through. Shiro treats all of them the same. So I dunno what’s the deal there. I guess we’ll see.

And you can’t take Keith out of Sheith. Keith is a rule breaker, the dude’s a rebel. He’ll do what he wants and no one can tell him shit. He probably can be controlled only by the things he lets be in control of him.  

And even though he listens to Shiro, my guess is that it’s not because of Shiro’s role as a leader, or because Shiro is or was supposed to have some authority over him, or because he’s older or more experienced, but probably because at some point Shiro did something as a person, that made Keith really respect him or really touched his heart. (unless they actually know each other from very young ages, then it’s a bit different, yes.)

And notice how Keith doesn’t even listen to Shiro alot of times. Keith has no problem to go against Shiro’s opinion and orders when he thinks he knows better.

“The black paladin” was all about that.

Where’s the imbalance in power everyone are talking about?

Keith knows very well when he should listen or not listen to Shiro. Yes, I’m sure he admires him, I’m sure he looks up to him. But he does not see him as an authority figure that he can’t go against and always knows better than him.

Infact, seems like Keith feels like he’s the one who needs to take care of Shiro and feels responsible for him. Keith is probably the only one out them all who can see beyond the picture of the “admirable perfect leader who’s got it all together all the time” that Shiro tries to sell everyone, and see him as a person that’s not really ok, that has weaknesses and is prone to making bad decisions because of them.

Keith is the only character we’ve seen aware of the fact that Shiro is not ok.

That alone should tell you that he does not see him through some sparkling blind trusting admiring eyes, like the rest of the team maybe does at this point. (Although even with the rest of the paladins it seems more like a friendship, where Shiro is just the responsible friend. Besides maybe with Pidge that strikes me as kind of older brother relationship.)

And yeah obviously Keith is currently very depended on Shiro, and it’s evident he feels insecure without him. But it’s probably more because he’s aware of his own character flaws, and his own insecurities. People get depended on their friends and partners and people who are their equals like that also.

Seriously, their relationship seems to be much more on equal grounds than what alot of people assume. But it’s still not completely there..

Keith needs to step up a bit, and Shiro needs to step down. But this is exactly where I see these two characters going in the future. We still have like what? 5-6 seasons to go? You think they all just gonna stay in status quo all that time? And hey, season 2 who’s gonna be leader? Keith. Who makes him leader? Shiro. If Shiro doesn’t die and actually comes back to Voltron, do you think he’s just gonna be “Forget it I changed my mind, you suck, move over Keith!“ or will he still think Keith is a good leader and will have no problem working under Keith, or work together with him as co leaders? Won’t they be equals then? And Is Keith a vampire? Is he gonna stay in his “very problematic” late teens forever? Are they gonna take down Zarkon’s 10000 year old empire in a month or two? Free every planet in the universe that’s under Galra control in two days?

I mean cmon, we just seen the beginning of their journey. THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE.

In the original Voltron, Sven was Keith’s right hand man. Sven was probably older, probably more experienced, yet Keith was the leader, and they worked as close partners.

VLD didn’t exactly start them at that point, but I feel like that’s where it will go, if Shiro sticks around that is.

“Right hand man” is not a commander/subordinate, teacher/student relationship. It’s a close partnership.

And I think that describes Shiro’s and Keith’s relationship alot better, even now.

Like I dunno, I really do hope Sheith becomes a thing. I mean we’ve seen so many of those big brother/little brother, mentor/ student, type of relationships between guys. Where one of them exists just to die or disappear so that the other can be motivated and take his place or something..


What about a relationship where you grow up to be equals with your hero? Where you end up fighting side by side as teammates, Where the mentor/student thing disappears and now you’re just a lethal duo that’s kicking ass.. Where you become your hero’s hero too. 

It’s a dream, yeah, cuz what are the odds of VLD being that LGBT supportive, but I’d absolutely love to see a romantic relationship between two guys, who take care of one another like that, who both admire eachother but also know each others weaknesses and flaws and when one falls the other picks him up and vise versa. And yeah, I see Sheith as something that can grow into that and is already like that in some ways.

What’s gross and disgusting about that?

So listen up and gather around the pretty picture I posted above as a way grab your attention- because I want to talk to y’all about my girl Artemis Crock.

First of all, let me put in a quick warning that this is going to be a long post. I’m going over Artemis’s character arc throughout both Season’s One and Two, and there’s a lot to cover.

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The First Day

Kind of a post ep but not really? More of a “between eps”. In any even I’ve finally broken my drought, kind of. Maybe sometime during the break over Christmas I might be able to finish the other 10 stories I have on my phone and in my notebook. I kid you not. There are at least 10 post eps I have half written or have jotted down plots/ideas for. This is just the first one I’ve been able to finish. Anyway, hope you enjoy!

When he walked into the hospital room that night he could immediately tell she was hiding something. To the outsider she probably looked fairly nonchalant. She could have probably even fooled Callen and Sam with that poker face of hers but not him.

He let it be for the moment, greeted her with a kiss and sat by her hip on the bed. He told her about his day, how Callen and Sam had wound up playing another game of one-on-one basketball and that without her there to team up with and challenge the partners, things had gotten ugly.

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Here we are one more week with episode 5! For the record: I’m not ready. I have zero knowledge of Japanese regionals (in fact, I only learned about their existence when I watched episode 4), so let’s see what I can learn!

[If you’re curious about the previous mega-posts, feel free to read them here:

Episode 1  Episode 2  Episode 3  Episode 4]

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candle in the window

an: here, have some claire x owen pre i-rex. title blantantly stolen from reo speedway

The crew makes fun of him the first time he mentions Claire Dearing. 

And it’s not like he doesn’t expect it - he’s not exactly a love ‘em and leave ‘em kinda guy but he’s held, like, one solid relationship in his life and that went down in flames the first time he got thrown in the brig for conduct unbecoming. 

The point is, a woman like Claire Dearing isn’t exactly the type of woman Owen is used to. His navy buddies know it, and his coworkers definitely do too. 

It starts like this. He whistles, just a tinny little thing through his teeth, as she clicks away from a meeting, and there’s not really anything particularly devastating about her outfit - the pantsuit is slim and obviously high quality, but it does nothing for her ass or her tits and he’s always been a jeans-and-tee kinda guy anyway. It’s not the way she looks, not exactly. It’s something in the way her eyes flash, in the way her legs move as she walks, in the way she can hold the attention of a room full of miscreants and businessmen and scientists alike. 

He’d worked with a tiger, once, just a three-week span while he was working on his degree forever ago, and he can still remember the way it had felt the first time that awful fucking cat had made eye contact with him through the bars of the cage - she’d stared straight at him, still as a statue, and it had felt a bit like he was being deconstructed and put back together in her gaze. She’d chuffed, finally, a hot breath of air across his face as one gigantic paw swiped with zero intent to hurt across the bars, and then she’d turned away from him, slinking off into a tunnel of trees, her movement fluid and graceful, while Owen stared at her retreating back and wondered if he’d ever feel so exposed ever again.

That’s how he feels when Dearing sweeps her gaze over a room.

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NSFW Challenge: Day 21 - Shower Sex (Uh, well... Kinda not really)

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I try to tell people that I write serious smut, but when I post ridiculous ones, I don’t know what to tell them. It all started when Dot talked about their latest WIP on twitter, talking about sweater smut. And then AA said something about “ot3” (it will be explained in this one-shot, trust me), and then I don’t remember what happened after that.

Also, the challenge ended up unintentionally going on hiatus again, but I am also currently working on birthday gifts. Plus my laptop crashed, and I need to buy a new one. So progress will be even slower. This particular entry has been done on my iPhone, so I’m sorry if it’s short or anything. (Silently promotes AA’s #thisismousemonth because it is glorious and everyone should read them okay)

Prepare yourself for more ridiculous smut by yours truly!

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