everyone has a kink

ii-love-roman-reigns  asked:

Tryna tell us what we can and cannot post gtfoh sis with that🙄✌🏾

Honestly jfc, like she already blocked me (& everyone else who writes fanfic, has a daddy kink & just isn’t perfect in every way 🙄) so why does she feel the need to tell us what to post WHEN SHE BLOCKED OUR POSTS.

How the Hamilton Fandom sees our favorite historical figures vs the actual historical figures
  • Fandom Hamilton: Smol, willing to fight everyone, also willing to fuck everyone, the most flaming bisexual to ever walk the earth, 5'7" of pure rage. On Twitter.
  • Actual Hamilton: Founding father. Founded the national bank and was the first treasury of the secretary. Not actually Lin Manuel Miranda. Probably never made out with John Laurens but definitely did send him suggestive letters that were censored by his grandson.
  • Fandom Aaron Burr: adorable, loved his umbrella, probably gay, Leslie is adorable too, hit his head on the same pipe twice, spent his money "like an ass," in love with Hamilton
  • Actual Aaron Burr: actually shot Hamilton. He also graduated from Princeton at the age of 16 and a bunch of other cool stuff but he literally shot the guy we're all obsessed with why do we like him
  • Fandom Laurens: The Gayest of the Gays. Has a dick father. Is actually Anthony Ramos. Very cute. Likes turtles. Dating Alexander Hamilton.
  • Actual Laurens: Probably still very gay. He had a wife and kid though. He did draw very nice turtles. Not Anthony Ramos (cry). Not that cute.
  • Fandom Eliza: A pure cinnamon roll, too good for this world. Way too good for Alexander Hamilton. 1/3 of the Schuyler Sisters.
  • Actual Eliza: A pure cinnamon roll, too good for this world. Way too good for Alexander Hamilton. 1/3 of the Schuyler Sisters. Wore pretty dresses. Told his story.
  • Fandom Angelica: Badass Feminist. Will cut your dick off. Actually Renee Elise Goldsberry. Actually incredible. WARNED Eliza.
  • Actual Angelica: Is not Renee Elise Goldsberry. Is a dead white woman. Probably never rapped at her sisters wedding. Probably still a badass feminist. Probably still did warn you, Eliza.
  • Fandom Peggy: ...and Peggy!
  • Actual Margarita (Peggy) Schuyler: Protected her family from a mob of men carrying tomahawks. A badass. I love her. Not somehow secretly in love with Maria Reynolds.
  • Fandom Lafayette: America's Favorite Fighting Frenchman, actual baguette, yes yes my name is Lafayette, he came from afar just to say hello tell the king fuck off who's the best? It him.
  • Actual Lafayette: literally in love with America Lin did a good job with him. He had American soil taken back to France to be buried under it. He named his son after George Washington. The purest French bread.
  • Fandom Mulligan: cLoThInG and FUCKING HORSES
  • Actual Mulligan: he was a tailor who spied on British people he was cool he doesn't get enough love let's all love mulligan ok
  • Fandom Thomas Jefferson: Probably in love with James Madison, wears heelies, invented the swivel chair, fucks macaroni. Also, actually the worst.
  • Actual Thomas Jefferson: Actually the worst. He owned slaves. His bed was in the middle of a hallway. Look it up.
  • Fandom James Madison: a smol bean, in love with Thomas Jefferson, a southern motherfucking democratic republican.
  • Actual James Madison: a founding father. Pretty sickly. Doesn't get enough respect either.
  • Fandom Maria Reynolds: is either loved or hated fiercely, has one of the best voices in the show, somehow sleeps with everyone in fanfiction even if not historically possible.
  • Actual Maria Reynolds: was being abused by her husband and just wanted to get away for a while. Hamilton is at fault too. She had a sad life.
  • Fandom George Washington: dad friend to the whole country, everyone has a daddy kink bc of him (why), Alex's actual Dad, literally anything to do with Dad
  • Actual George Washington: the actual father of our country. The first president of the United States. Stop disrespecting him this way. Get the washlaf off of my dash.
  • Fandom Philip Hamilton: "MY BABY." Doesn't exist in 1/2 of fanfictions and is still killed in the other 1/2. Looks an awful lot like John Laurens.
  • Actual Philip Hamilton: Really hot. Died young. Tragic.
  • Fandom Charles Lee: The Worst.
  • Actual Charles Lee: The Worst.

Favorite timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme, my FAVORITE THING TO DO. IT’S TIME FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WWE COMMENTARY WITH SHANNON YAYYYYYYYYY though it should prob just be called Wrestling Commentary with Shannon bc I do people out of the wwe sometimes too. 

Growly baby, grr. 

LISTEN LISTEN OKAY HE LOOKS SO CUTE AND LOVEY HERE WOWEE WOW I am in love wow

Listen to me, this gif. Thsi fucking gif is the sexiest thing I have ever ever ever seen in my entrie life. LIKE THE HAIR PUSH BACK THE LITTLE BREKTHY TURNING INTO A SMIRK LIEK LSGM.G mfl

HE IS BITING. AND HAS MOUTH GUARD. BITING. MOUTH. GUARD. BELT. Too much, overload sorry goodbye. 

Like, this pic is super hot but all I can focus on in knee bear. Who I have named Koda. After Brother Bear. 

HOW HOT, HE LOOKS SO GOOD GOD DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN. 

Like, I don’t think I’ve ever watned someone to flip me off more??? How is he so hot? 

He looks so good in this outfit, like this whole ensemble is 1000/10. Tie me up with the tie, I would be okay with it. 

Sweet lil baby peach. :’) I love this so. 

okay okay okay but hear me out… Imagine him looking up at you like that when you’re scolding him or something, like and you look back and you’re like what? AND THEN BAM YOU GET FUCKED. 

In case you all didn’t know I AM IN LOVE WITH THE MOUTH GUARD OKAY THANKS BYE

He looks so cute here. Like one of those pop punk band bassists or something okay. (also looks like a fuck boy but eh) 


He looks so good in this jean vest thingy??? Like??? WH Y D OESN’T HE WEAR IT MORE BURY MY ASS IN THIS VEST. 

Cute lil baby peach :’) Honestly can you believe. 

Come bite me next daddy. 

Okay but lemme tell you. How fucked this picture has me. WHY IS THIS PICTURE SO GoOD TO ME WHAT THE FUCK OKAY HIS HAIR IS DOING THE OVERWORKEd FLIPPY THING YOU KNOW YOU KNOW AND HE’S PROBS PANTING AND SWEATTY AND  AOJ:SFLCKCMRCGJIO WHAT THE FUCK I AM OFFENDED. 

He looks so relaxed and gym ready here I’m. 

OKAY BUT LOOK AT BABY PETEY PEACH I AM SO HAPPY AND LIKE HE LOOKS SO GOOD???? WAS THERE EVER A TIME HE DIDN’T LOOK GOOD? NOPE, NAH, FOREVER SERVING LOOKS> 

This. This fucking. Image. OF bEAUTY OKAY YOU GOT THE VEST THING THAT I HEART EYES SO HARD AND HIS HAIR LOOKS SO FANTASTIC AND HES GOT THE WRIST BANDS AND THE TIGHT PANTS AND TH E G AUGE AND I AM JUST CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE? 

Listen. Listen okay. This picture has got me fucked up for more than one reason. FIRST OFF HIS DOG IS SO CUTE I LOVE? SECOND, LIL STUD HAS HIS LIL STUD IN LIKE HOW CUTE DOES HE LOOK WITH A NOSE PIERCING I AM SCREECHING IT IS SO GOOD TO ME, THIRD, HE’S DOING THE BEANIE AND HOOD LOOK WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAV THINGS, I KNOW IT IS KINDA DOUCHEY LOOKING BUT I LOVE THE BEANIE HOOD THING I AM JUST NKCOSLDF: IN AWE. 

“Shannon how many biting pics do you have?” Ya know what, maybe if this BOY DIDN’T BITE EVERYTHING IWOULDN’T HAVE THIS MANY, HOW ABOUT THAT CAROL? 

SEE SEE, LOOK HE BITES EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE, IT’S NOT MY FAULT BABY HAS A BITING KINK (even though, pls I am available to be bitten.) 

Look how cute and sweet he looks here okay, I LOVE HIM RIGHT HERE THIS PICTURE IS SO GOOD TO ME LIKE WHEN I DID A CUTE LIL PIZZA DATE THIS IS WHAT I IMAIHNED OKAY

Yeah, you guys, he was Team Rocket ADN HE FOUGHT PIKACHU I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS BOY

Lil bean took a selfie in a giant bean

GLORIUS PHOTO, HANG THIS EVERYWHERE I WANT IT PLASTERED ON EACH OF MY WALLS. 

Contribution to bae’s @hardcorewwetrash Thirst Party Saturday. 

Bucket List#1-Victoria’s Secret Dressing Room

Summary: Bucky and you have been dating for a while now and one day he comes across a notebook of yours with locations you’d like to have sex at. You both decide to fulfill this bucket list with over 100 places. 

Oh, and also, everyone who has a metal arm kink for Bucky should totally watch this video. I found it on tumblr a while ago but I don’t remember the user who posted it. Credits to her/him/them!!!!!!!!! 

Warnings: public ish place sex (it’s in a dressing room)

Originally posted by fandomnationwhore


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the thing that frustrates me about liberals and libfems is that they always, without fail, derail valid critiques of certain institutions by claiming that criticizing something is the same thing as hating those who participate in it. 

for them, it’s a simple formula. 

criticizing the sex industry = hating prostitutes

criticizing makeup = hating those who wear makeup

criticizing the beauty standards imposed on women = hating those who conform to them

criticizing religion = hating those who are religious

criticizing trans politics = hating trans people

criticizing neoliberal gender politics = hating people who identfy as nonbinary/genderqueer/etc.

criticizing bdsm and violent/dangerous/pedophilic kinks = hating everyone who has ever participate in bdsm

criticizing marriage as an institution = hating married women

criticizing pornography = hating people who participate in it

criticizing literally anything a woman has ever done, ever = hating women

and so on. it’s ridiculous, it is absolutely a silencing tactic, and it stops critical thinking in its tracks. this sort of behavior is dangerous and counterproductive to the feminist movement in particular. 

anonymous asked:

Um hi, could I possibly request a bts reaction (mostly namjoon)when they find out you have a daddy and bdsm kink? I really like your posts by the way😘

❤I’m gonna make this a Namjoon special because he deserves all the love in the world❤

NAMJOON:

-Everyone in the fandom suspects that he has a daddy kink

-So if you had any ‘kinky’ suggestion for your next “trip to hong kong”(see cypher pt.3:killer😂) he would totally be into trying it out and would probs try to aquaint you with new kinks

-He would like that you had this unexpected side to you, he would suspect that you had any kinks until you brought out the hand cuff and tassles

-He would be awkward at first tbh, only because he’d feel so much pressure to get it right the first time

-Since he said he like to just browse the web to pass time, he would totally spend a whole lot of time on finding new ‘saucy’ things to try out

-Seeing as he’s an intellectual, i totally see him buying books related to sex he’d probs get really aPpReACiAte sex.

-He would be really interested learning in about the history sex in anicent world

- He would like you being dominant during any bdsm activity

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Professor Winchester (Dean Winchester x Reader AU) Chap. 6

Professor Winchester Masterlist

Word Count: 3,201

Professor!Dean Winchester x Reader AU

Warnings: Student/teacher relationships, language, smut (oral, bent over the desk and fucked thing everyone has asked for, unprotected sex, slight professor kink), fluff, mentions of alcohol

*gif not mine*

Originally posted by alldeanneedsissamandpie

Your eyes flutter open as you snuggle deeper into the blankets, the curtains of the room not doing much to hide the morning sunlight. You look around for a moment, forgetting where you are until the events of last night sink into your memory. Oh, right. You stayed overnight at Dean’s house.

You and Dean had a…eventful night, to say the least. You two had opted to cuddle while falling asleep after you had sex, thinking how cute and romantic it would be, but after a few minutes of laying bed, you realized that you both could probably use a shower. The both of you had things to do the next day and showing up smelling like sex was probably not the best idea. Dean had picked you up bridal style as took you over to his shower; long story short, the two of you barely made it into the bathroom before a round two (and three) came along.

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anonymous asked:

So the other day I was complaining about some people to my older brother (he's 18) and when he gets the chance, he just says to me "Ashlyn, everyone has their kinks". He then stops, processing what he said and mutters "Wait, that's not right. Hold on". He came to me about an hour later and just said "I meant quirks. Don't tell mum I said that."

LOL

Hey everyone! The kink meme has officially moved to AO3, which will streamline the prompt and fill process. Check it out!

It might be a little confusing at first, but submit a prompt or two and once you get used to AO3s interface it’s pretty simple.

We’re making this move because posting all of these prompts and tracking down the fills has been too much for the mods in the past. We love helping these prompts come into the world but it’s difficult on the Tumblr platform with all of our real-life obligations too. AO3 is better suited for this, because we only have to monitor incoming prompts and fics every once in awhile. This will ensure there’s no dry periods where no prompts are posted and fills will always find the right prompter.

Go submit a few prompts and fills to get it started! If you’ve already posted a fill to AO3 in the past, you can add it to the new AO3 kink meme too!

Yumikuri headcanon #7

Everyone has a weakness when it comes to sex. Neck biting, spanking, whatever the kink, everyone has one. Ymir’s is maintaining eye contact. She loves to watch Historia’s eyes darken every time she brings Historia pleasure, and she always stares straight at her when she comes. Historia sometimes, just to tease her, closes her eyes. It drives Ymir absolutely insane.

anonymous asked:

I know you're not taking scenario requests right now, but do you take short answers? If you aren't right now, sorry for bothering. 🙇 If you are then can you do what you think BTS's kinks are for each member?

Sure love!! We do little questions like these for sure, these are fun(: I added Jungkook because although it is a sexual question, it’s not smut at all. These are just my opinion!

Rap Monster/Namjoon: I feel like he’d be into bondage. Either tying you up or being tied up himself, I can see that as something he’d really enjoy. Or handcuffs. Toys in general really would be his go to during sex. He gag your mouth and blindfold you, have your legs tied to the bed posts and spread open wide for him. He’d love to watch you squirm.

Jin/Seokjin: Jin is an innocent little baby but I see him being into teasing. Is that a kink? I can just see him kissing you really slowly, biting on your bottom lip, and real languid thrusts until you’re screaming for him to go faster.

Suga/Yoongi: Yoongi is definitely a lazy little shit who would enjoy you on his lap. All the time. He’d be more into you riding him, and different riding positions such as reverse cowgirl where he could play with your ass while you bounced on him.

J-Hope/Hoseok: Hobi’s a little harder but I feel like he’d be into getting caught/not getting caught. He be the one who would be really rough with you if the boys were around, make the sex really loud so everyone knew what was going on.

Jimin: Jimin without a doubt has a kink for sexy under garments. He has cute little hands that he would just love to run over the lace on your chest or lower parts. I could really see him not even wanting you to take anything off during sex, he’d have you bent over in your sexy panties and take you that way.

Taehyung: I don’t know why but I see this boy being into body worship. Face, neck, arms, stomach, legs, feet. He’d love all of it, and he’d make sure you knew. He’d kiss you all over, suck bruises all over, and run his hands over every inch he could. He’d whisper into your mouth how perfect you were over and over.

Jungkook: I’m not getting into too much detail but Jungkook is an ass man. For sure for sure, this boy loves him some ass. There a many positions he’d enjoy where he’d have a good view of your back side, where he could squeeze, knead, and smooth his hands over your soft skin.

~Admins
Reassurance *smut*- Jackson Whittemore

Originally posted by teenwolfsterekfan

*omg you guys ate that Derek smut up haha! Here goes my second attempt with Jackson, the jerk who needs some love. Also kids, remember safe sex is the best sex. xoxo*

If you had to categorize your relationship with Jackson, you’d simply have to state it as friends with benefits, although you wouldn’t really consider you two friends. But hey, you did reap the benefits of whatever you two were.

To be blunt, he would usually call you over when he was feeling on edge, you’d have crazy amazing sex (you wouldn’t come over time and time again if it wasn’t so good), and leave before he could even demand you get out of his house. But this time was..different. It even started out bizarre.

It was a Wednesday night and you were studying for an upcoming Chem test when he called you. The caller ID had predetermined your sour mood. You casually answered as you continued through flash cards. “What do you want, Jackson?”

“Y/N,” your hands faltered at the sound of his voice, husky in his throat. “You should really, really come over.”

“Whittemore, I have this huge test coming up and I can’t just dr-”

“Please? Come on, Y/N. Don’t make me beg any more for it.” His word caught you off guard. Jackson wasn’t one to ask nicely nor beg for something he wanted. On any other day, he would just continue calling and texting to you until you finally made your way over to his house.

“Ugh, fine! I’ll be over in 20.”

“Don’t be late,” he stated gruffly before hanging up. Now that was the Jackson you knew.

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