everyday comics

  • Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

So my friend gave me this idea that Wayne Manor is wired with this top notch sound system wired throughout the house, even the cave and grounds. The boys have wars over what music gets played and Bruce has a whole list of banned songs. The current fight is this:

Jason: “I swear to god! It’s not even December! Dickhead turn off the Christmas music!”
Dick: “If anyone needs Christmas cheer it’s you people! So the Holiday Hits station stays on!”
Tim: “I mean, at least it’s after Thanksgiving?”
Jason: “Who’s side are you on, Replacement?!”
Damian: “-tt- This entire season is just a ridiculous excuse for excessive capitalism.”
Tim: “You want to run WE! How can you be smearing capitalism if you want to run a multi-billion dollar company?!”
Damian: “It is my birthright, Drake.”
*Tim and Damian slowly devolve into nonsensical screaming*
Dick: “Stop it! This is the season of love and family and giving!”
Jason: “I’m going to give you a punch in the face if I hear ~last Christmas I gave you my heart~ one more time.”

Meanwhile Cass has plugged her ipod in and started up her George Gershwin playlist.
Alfred: “Excellent decision, Miss Cassandra.”

- Little Red

Changes coming to a blog near you

Alright, I’m taking a leap and starting to post my little comics. They’re nothing particularly special, just jokey things from my everyday life, but I’ve had some friends say I should post them, so here you go! Expect a few spread over the next couple of days, then every week or so after that. I’ve got backlogs of comics about rpg adventures that will probably make an appearance as well. The tag will be mycomics. Enjoy!


Enjoy a rather…unique couple for our Valentine’s Day comic dub!

(What do you mean I’m four days late? Don’t be silly…)

Comic by @reddpenn