When you're under emotional distress or just plain upset you literally just shut down and don't talk to people??? I said hi to one of you, whose one of my best friends, after he had a fight with his fiancé and he just ignored me and walked past like wtf I am a person you emotionally constipated butthole.
No regard for human life, especially your own. Plus you won't stop talking about how we should all go out when you know damn well I'm broke af.
Your fake-mean jokes aren't jokes at all and are real-mean because you're bitter about something they did, like, 5 months ago, god becky just move on already.
You're putting your family through bankruptcy because you won't stop buying things online because your self-control is as feeble as your ability to keep secrets you haphazard deadbeat.
You tried to be the fun one for once and ruined the party because you're awkward.
You won't stop asking clarifying questions; like the question you're asking was gonna be answered in maybe 6 seconds but you didn't have the patience to wait and find out and I crave death because of it.
You're a basic bitch and we all know it.
You're the most clueless people I've ever met and yet you have the audacity to call everybody else weird.
"I'm fine!" sayin' asses expecting everybody to know you're not...And stop pretending y'all ain't anything but weeaboo nerds who've seen every anime there ever was.
Every person whose ever said "I can never get typed right, I'm too balanced." or "I switch letters so much I don't really know" always ends up being ENFJ when typed correctly and I will fight anybody who says otherwise.
You won't stop explaining your logic behind something even though we've already told four times that we understand.
You say insane crap you don't actually believe just to see people's reactions.
You unironically like and talk about SuperWhoLock you nasty bitch.
You're super weird but everybody still loves you and it pisses me off. That's probably makes me the problematic one, but there's also a strong chance that your alcoholic...so...
Get off reddit and stop playing so many video games you freak.
Okay but I shouldn't have to say anything for the ENTJ's because you are all the single most problematic type in almost every single conceivable way, and if you don't know that yet, that's part of the reason why you are.
apparently sataivlis was the most popular ship in this mogeko march, seems like funamu’s 8 months of non stop spamming of this ship on their site has transformed everybody in this fandom into hopeless slaves of this immoral and nonsensical couple
I’ll try to make these High School headcanons weekly. I’ll start with Saeran since anon 2 requested him specifically. So there you go! Hope you like this! ^^
he is always skipping class. And when he is there, he is sleeping on his desk,
doodling nonsense or writing songs for his band (yep,he’s that guy)
are just regular, not a slack off, but also not a genius. You are extremely
nice and pretty, though, which makes you a strong candidate for prom queen.
you’re committed to your campaign, handing out bottoms to everybody and telling
to vote for you.
Saeran! Vote for me!” he looks at you head to toes. How do you know his name?
People usually refer to him as “the creepy” or, even worse… “Saeyoung’s
you probably went through the names of all your classmates. Yeah, he reminds
that day you came in late for… geography class? Or it was history? WHO CARES?
You’re just doing your campaign for that stupid prom thing! You must be
really lame to care for this!
that, he keeps bumping to you everywhere, you are always smiling, what’s wrong
with you ? Yes, on the “Most likely to…” game, you’re probably the one who,
well, proposed the “Most likely too” game, in the first place. Ugh…
band is performing on this underground pub downtown, and he almost misses his
guitar riff when he spots you in the crowd. What are you doing here? Have you
lost a bet or something?
look… really interesting on those tight leather pants and loose hair falling on
your shoulders, and your eyeliner is on point! Maybe you have a twin who’s very
different from you like he has?
hi!” nope, it’s definitely you. “Hey, uh… MC, right?” he pretends to not know
your name, but he never forgot ever since you gave him that bottom, which he
kept, for some reason.
your band is sick! I’ve been following since you played at the senior’s party!
Who’s the composer?” “Uh, that would be me…” “Wow, so cool! You’re really
talented, congratulations!” your looks tell something, but the princess
attitude from schools is still there, you’re… really weird.
I guess… which… which song you liked the most?” “Hum… probably ‘The Sky’…”
shit, it was his best work!
I… composed to my brother…” you’re looking at him so curiously, waiting for him
to tell you everything. You’re such a groupie! That’s so… so… unexpected and…
hanged with him and his band buddies all night. It was so easy to tell you’re
trying really hard not to fangirl and play this cool grunge girl. He caught him
smiling at you, and when you smiled back, looking straight at him, he
is you feel like you know everything about him because of his songs. Everything
he ever wrote is so personal and deep, and that along with the rumors on school
about his twisted family makes you want get really close to him…
band buddies got the vibe and let you two alone. You’re sitting on the dumpster
outside the pub.
need to ask. Prom queen? Seriously?” he breaks the ice, trying not to
stare too much. “Well, I
would be remembered for a while, you know? Wouldn’t
you like to leave school being memorable?” “Nah, I’m cool.”
you say that because you’re pretty memorable. Everybody knows the weird guy who
sleeps in every geography class. But me…” he couldn’t believe what he was
listening, haven’t you ever noticed people staring at you when you come down
the hallway? Oh, low self esteem… yeah, he knew a couple of things about that…
who cares? I’m not gonna win anyways…” “Why is that?” “Well, I’m the underdog,
you know? They won’t vote for a boring sophomore and…” he grabs your chin and
stares at you. It’s so quiet he can hear you heartbeat exhilarating.
not boring. You’re fun, and sweet, and have a great musical taste.” You giggle
and he smiles again, goddamit! Why can’t he stop smiling? “I appreciate it,
but… yeah, I should accept defeat by now…”
hell you will! No, if you lose, you’ll… you’ll have to cut your hair and dye it
on purple.” “What? No, I won’t!” “Yes, you will! It’s a bet, if you lose, bye
bye bouncy, long and silky hair… if you win… I’ll dye mine, you choose the
you serious?” “Dead serious!” “Hum… fine. Just because I really want to be the
one to dye your hair, I’m thinking of a ombré with white and pink, you’ll look
even hotter and…” “You think I’m hot?” you blush, and again, he’s smiling.
having Saeran as your canvasser (he and his punk fellas threatening to punch
people if they don’t vote for you, that is), you won.
you almost couldn’t make it to the crowning ceremony, as you were watching
Saeran’s band perform somewhere else.
of you came very late, and the room was pretty empty when you dragged him to
dance at least one song with you. “So… I guess you missed your chance to see me
on a pixie haircut, too bad…” “Well, you would look hot anyhow and…” “You think
I’m hot?” he’s blushing, but you don’t even notice as you kiss him in the lips
and tangle your fingers on his hair, the hair you’ll turn pink and white pretty
you’re playing an angel on supernatural. what has that been like in terms of public perception of you just on the streets in los angeles or where you shoot? it’s a little weird. I play an angel on supernatural so everybody comes up to me and they meet me and they think i’m going to be amazing and awesome and obviously that’s true. I am.
One thing that I’ve kind of established in my mind about the West siblings is that Iris is suuuper sappy about loving Wally and Wally definitely loves Iris with all his heart but he tries to be more *clear throat* ‘whatever’ about it
So anyway I’d love one scene where Wally’s like “I love you” but then he immediately is like “okay now this is weird” and Iris is like “Everybody tell me you love me so Wally doesn’t feel weird!” and then you just hear the disembodied voices of all of the team being like “I love you Iris!” “Iris I love you!” And then she’s like “Now everyone say you love Wally!” And just as they start Wally’s like “Oh my god I’m leaving.”