The girl handed you the phone with a giddy smile. “Do you mind taking the picture?” she begged.
You laughed and took her phone from her. “Sure, sweetheart. But I’ll warn ya, that one gets a little handsy when he is drunk,” you said, gesturing toward Jensen. “And he was drunk off his ass three whiskey’s ago,” you laughed with a wink.
The girl laughed before stepping between Jensen and Jared. They both towered over her. She couldn’t wipe the adorable smile off of her face. You smiled to yourself as you raised the phone to take the picture.
You were watching the screen as Jensen planted a firm kiss on the girl’s temple. You had to stifle a giggle as you heard him lean back and start talking to her.
“Damn, Y/N, you smell so good. Did you change perfumes or something? And when did your hair get so long?” he asked, looking down at the girl.
You tossed your head back in laughter as you snapped the picture then got Jensen’s attention.
You snapped your fingers so that Jensen looked up at you.
“Hey, Jensen!” you giggled.
When his eyes met yours, he smiled in recognition then looked back at the girl he had just kissed. He looked thoroughly confused.
“You’re not my wife,” he slurred as he pulled away from the girl. “Who are you again?”
Jared laughed as he pulled the girl into a hug.
“Don’t mind his drunk ass,” Jared laughed as he squeezed the fan to his chest. “Y/N warned you about how he gets when he has had a few too many,” he said shaking his head.
“Hey!” Jensen said indignantly. “We’re celebrating, Asshat!” he declared as he looked at you then back at Jared. Your eyes went wide. Jensen had no filter after a lot of liquor. He was about to spill the beans to everyone.
“Jens, I think that’s enough,” you said, your eyes wide as he looked at you confused still.
“What, beautiful? We ARE celebrating. We have a damn good reason to celebrate,” he said, walking toward you, snaking his arms around your waist and pulling you close, nuzzling into your neck.
“I know,” you whispered, letting your hands settle on Jensen’s shoulders. “But the reason we are celebrating is still a secret,” you reminded him.
Jensen kissed your neck then pulled away to look you in the eye. “You mean they don’t know you’re pregnant?” he asked.
You slapped a hand over his mouth, and he just smiled back at you his eyes lighting up as he kissed your palm.
“What?” Jared and Gen said at the same time as the girl walked away.
“They do now,” you laughed. “We were waiting until we told both of our parents,” you added, popping Jensen in the stomach. He shrugged innocently as he looked from you to Gen and Jared. “But I should have known once this one started drinking, it wouldn’t be a secret for long,” you laughed.
Jensen contemplated you for a minute. “Secrets are stupid,” he declared. “Hey everybody! Listen up!” he yelled at no one in particular. “My sexy, gorgeous, beautiful wife is PREGNANT!” he declared triumphantly. “And I’m the lucky son of a bitch that knocked her up. Now THAT part was fun,” he laughed.
“Okay, that’s enough, Ackles,” you laughed, kissing him quickly so that he would shut up. His tongue tangled with yours before the two of you pulled away breathless.
“That mean you wanna get started on another?” he teased, running his hand up under your shirt.
“Down boy,” you said, slapping his hand away. “What am I gonna do with you?” you laughed, kissing him once more.
“Congrats, guys,” Jared said with a laugh, pulling you both into a bear hug.
“Thanks man,” Jensen said seriously. “She is one hell of a woman,” he added, looking at you proudly.
“Oh?” you asked.
“Hell yeah,” Jensen replied, pulling you into his arms and kissing you with fervor.
“Don’t you forget it, Ackles,” you teased, running your hands along the length of his back, the mystery picture girl long forgotten.
The sky was
cloudy but the air wasn’t too cold. Thousands of people were just hoping that
it wouldn’t start raining. I was one of them. I stood there and hoped while my body
was made of 60% pure adrenaline by now.
wait for them to start!” I had to yell because the crowd of talking people was
just so loud.
I smiled at
Dan whole heartedly. The huge grin on my face was so big that my cheeks hurt.
cute when you are that excited.” Dan laughed and took my hand in his.
were showing and just the sight of him made me feel like my heart was going to
burst. Although Dan and Phil had stopped doing their radio shows they were
still asked to do some interviews at Radio 1’s Big Weekend, an annual music
surprised me by inviting me to come with him. I obviously had to say yes,
especially since my favourite band was performing. They were going to enter the
stage soon and thousands of excited fans including me and Dan were impatiently
waiting for them.
Dan was allowed to watch from back stage we decided to mix into the crowd
because there was so much audience participation during the band’s concerts.
second the crowd grew all silent, then the first fans started screaming. Welcomed
by loud cheers and squeals my favourite band ran onto stage. They immediately
started with their first song. The air was filled with bursting energy and
excitement. I hadn’t felt so alive in a long time.
singing my heart out to the songs I had listened to a million times before, but
they sounded and felt so different live. When the whole crowd started chanting
the chorus of my all time favourite song I jumped up and down, not being able
to stop myself from moving and dancing.
“You are damn
beautiful, Y/N!” I heard Dan shout into my ear.
I only now
realized that he was watching me the whole time and blushed a little bit.
As one of
the band’s slow songs sounded from the speakers Dan wrapped his arms around me
from behind and we swayed to the music. His broad chest was pressed against my
back and he rested his chin on top of my head, kissing my hair now and
ballade ended I got on my tip toes again in order to be able to watch my
favourite band member’s every move.
“Do you know
how lucky you are, Dan?” I asked him laughing, pointing out the height
difference between us.
Dan was by
far one of the tallest people in the crowd and I looked tiny next to him.
sit on my shoulders.” Dan suggested with a wink.
everyone behind us would hate us.” I laughed but had to admit that I kinda
liked the idea.
world of us giants. Just one song.” He pleaded with puppy dog eyes.
I had to
admit it sounded tempting. Very tempting actually.
if people start shouting at us it’s all your fault!” I gave in and Dan didn’t
really have much convincing to do.
down so I could sit on his shoulders. After I had gotten on top of him I was
able to overlook the whole crowd. His head was in between my thighs and I couldn’t
stop myself from running my fingers through his soft chocolate brown hair. I
crossed my legs behind Dan’s back and he held my thighs for extra
Dan and I
were enjoying ourselves and I was so happy to have an amazing boyfriend like
Just as the
song ended and Dan was about to set me down, we were stopped by the band’s
drummer and my favourite member.
everybody! Do you see this pretty girl who got on top of somebody’s shoulders?
I want you all to do the same!” he shouted into his microphone and pointed
right at me. The crowd started cheering and moving around.
who was here with somebody followed his instructions. I, on the other hand, had
an immensely hard time processing the fact that my favourite band member had
just called me pretty!
rushed to my face and my hands started shaking. I felt like my 16-year-old
fangirling self again.
“O my god
he called me pretty!” I squealed once my feet touched the ground again.
you are!” Dan said with twinkling eyes and made me smile even wider.
his lips quickly before I faced the stage again. Just as my eyes landed on the
drummer again he took off his shirt, revealing his toned chest and perfectly
defined abs. The whole female part of the crowd completely lost it. Never
before had I heard such high-pitched screams.
teenage girls actually looked like they were about to faint. I had to stare at
him in awe. I squealed along while he smashed his drums, sweat dripping down
forgot how hot he is.” I breathed in disbelief and was too busy to notice the
look on Dan’s face as those words left my mouth.
I was still
jumping up and down like a bouncy ball after the concert had ended. Dan was
guiding me backstage with him because I was too busy talking about the concert
to concentrate on where I was going.
believe that just happened. Best concert ever!” I babbled ecstatically.
mumbled quietly and I was again too excited to notice his resentment.
Back in the
hotel we were staying in for the weekend I had calmed down a bit again. After
changing out of my sweaty shirt and drinking what seemed like 4 bottles of
water I was back to normal.
and I were extremely exhausted we decided to go straight to bed. It was only
Saturday so we still had the whole of Sunday ahead of us. When I was done with
brushing my teeth and exited the bathroom I noticed that Dan was in bed
already. I got under his duvet as well and was immediately greeted by his comforting
up next to him and rested my head on his chest.
for taking me with you. I really enjoyed today.” I whispered softly and pecked
his pink lips.
With a grin,
I decided to deepen the kiss and quickly straddled my surprised boyfriend.
you said you were tired.” Dan asked raising a brow, teasingly.
“I am never
too tired for this.” I breathed seductively.
As soon as
those words had come over my lips Dan immediately flipped us over so he was on
top. I ran my hands up and down his chest, taking his t-shirt off soon after.
He connected our lips again, we didn’t start out slow, it was heated since
minute one. The tiredness from before was gone as Dan moved his hips against
mine. I couldn’t hold in a silent moan.
hurting you?” Dan asked suddenly sounding insecure.
I broke the
kiss to look at him in confusion. Did he misinterpret my moan?
you be hurting me? We haven’t even.. you know.“ I asked him confused, looking
up at him.
“I thought I
crushed you under my weight..” Dan’s words were barely a whisper. He swallowed
hard as has face turned the colour of a tomato.
widened in shock and disbelief.
trailed, waiting for him to tell me he was joking, but he didn’t.
you talking about, Dan?” I wanted to know, scared of his answer.
He got off
me and let himself fall down on the bed next to me. I lifted myself up on my
elbow to be able to look into his dark brown eyes.
just really heavy. I don’t wanna hurt you.” He explained and I could tell that
he was uncomfortable.
way over 6 feet, Dan. How are you supposed to not be heavy?” I argued.
He mumbled unmotivated. My face fell, finally getting what he was implying.
what you meant, right?” I breathed totally aghast.
whispered and slowly shook his head.
“Why do you
suddenly feel like that? You are so beautiful, baby.” I gently traced his
biceps, taking in his beauty.
to quietly ponder for a while before he decided to voice his thoughts.
“I just, I
don’t have abs or a toned chest and I’m not that fit and-“ he made himself stop
in the middle of his sentence.
He grew all
silent. His words brought tears to my eyes. Why didn’t he see how perfect he
not saying this because I called that stupid drummer hot today, right?” I
tried, but the look on his face at the mention of what I had said earlier
totally gave him away.
I didn’t think it would make you feel that way. Listen I don’t care if he is
hot or not. He will never be you and I love every tiny bit of your body and
your soul.” I whispered softly, meaning every word I said.
Dan’s face with my hands and deeply looked into his eyes. “You are perfect the
way you are and I love you more than anything.” I slowly said so he could take
in every single word.
and I noticed that a small smile had found its way back onto his face.
just about having a fit body, you know that. Now c’mon let me show you how
beautiful you are.” I breathed and started leaving kisses all over his chest
and neck, straddling him again.
“Imagine the Joker falling for you when you’re taken hostage during a bank heist.”
Requested by Anon: “Can you write something where the joker meets a girl while him and Harley are out causing mayhem and the joker can’t get the girl out of his head? And he eventually leaves Harley for her?”
A/N: I almost made this a two part fic because I didn’t want it do be too long. But I like how it came out. I hope you guys like it too!~
Warnings: Violence, swearing, falling for people who probably aren’t good for you.
Why did banks always have such long lines? You’d think that they would be a bit more efficient.
“Don’t you just hate long lines?”
“Sorry, what?” You blinked a few times before you realized that the man in front of you was speaking to you. He repeated himself and smiled at you, to which you smiled in return. “Yeah, the lines are usually what keep me from making frequent trips here.”
He laughed and nodded in agreement. “Same here. The reason I’m even here today is for my son.”
“Oh really?” You looked around, “where is he?”
“At the hospital, he just had surgery so I’m withdrawing some money to go buy him something to keep him occupied while he’s recovering.”
Your smile grew a bit, “that’s kind of you. How old is he?”
“He’ll be 6 next month.”
Before you could respond, the blast of an explosion threw everyone in the line onto the floor. The room was engulfed in smoke and debris from the explosion. As the dust started to settle, you could see the two figures responsible.
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