everybody and their mother

  • Theo: Draco, you're crazy! This girl is blinding you... with her shiny hair and boob-shaped boobs!
  • [turns to Hermione]
  • Theo: This is bad for you, too, you know. How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?
  • Hermione: I'm not wearing makeup right now...
  • Theo: Holy crap, you're beautiful!
Venus in the birth chart

Venus enjoys and indulges in the qualities of the sign its placed. She generates the creative, soft, and feminine version of the sign she is found, expressing its lovely, endearing, and interested traits. 

Venus in Aries enjoys Aries type activities, there is tremendous delight in exploration, discovery, and exciting experience, especially when this involves other people. Venus in Aries is interested in just about anything, and finds something fascinating in each and every person, something other people have never seen or figured out before. Aries is more about justice than combat here.

Venus in Taurus relishes in the interests and talents of Taurus - creativity, music, comfort foods, sex, and relaxation. There is a substantial appreciation for life here, all of the sensualities are enriched and entrancing. There is temptation and ultimate sensation. Taurus here loves people and the delights of relationship. They love making and spending money.

Venus in Gemini enjoys doing anything Gemini - talking, meeting new people, slicking around the little city, learning, and reading. They may especially enjoy reading magazines and social media. It is important for the individual to keep connected. The social butterfly of Gemini is activated here. Communication is the beginning of relationship.

Venus in Cancer indulges in what Cancer appreciates - family, deep connections, dreamtime, stories, and cooking. Cooking may be the way they share their love to everybody. They enjoy taking on the mothering or guardianship role, to beyond biological children, they often appreciate being teachers and caring for animals. 

Venus in Leo love the essence of self. Leo is a sign known for its love of self. But Venus in Leo wants other people to love them. They absolutely relish in the midst of affection, praise, intimacy, and tenderness. Leo is a sign of creativity so Venus in Leo is a natural artist, they can find and generate the creative and colourful aspect of just about anything.

Venus in Virgo appreciates and enjoys the altruistic and selfless aspect of Virgo - being of help to others and offering guidance. They also delight in all architecture of the mind and learning where possible. The individual seeks satisfaction in being of genuine assistance to others 

Venus in Libra relishes in participating in all the loves and qualities of Libra - love, devotion, connection, communion, and making art out of intimacy. The person loves friends and the natural delights of life, especially if these are shared. There may be a liking for sugary confectionary and playing with their appearance and personal style 

Venus in Scorpio loves Scorpio type activities - investigation, calculation, science, the paranormal, intimacy, and sex. Scorpio here focuses on the natural enchantment of relationships and the unseen chemistry and electricity it seems to conjure. Benefic Scorpio qualities are expressed through the healing powers they offer to other people.

Venus in Sagittarius absolutely aches to engage in the life of Sagittarius - travel, escape, knowledge, learning, and connection. They build a relationship with every place they travel and every person they meet. Above all they are interested, and to kiss the universe as much as they can.

Venus in Capricorn is appreciative of the Capricorn’s purpose and talents, they enjoy the esteem and security of work, they enjoy the relationships they build with others and watching the success of other people. They put their hearts into whatever they can contribute.

Venus in Aquarius loves getting amongst the life and joys of Aquarius - spontaneity, friends, connecting with other people, global communion, and anything obscure and out of the ordinary. The internet is a place they love to express themselves, and they enjoy the fun of experimenting with appearances and personal style.

Venus in Pisces is a lover of the Pisces dream - ultimate indulgence, loss of self, drugs, alcohol, music, trance, sex, union, and spirituality. They genuinely appreciate helping other people and having the sensitivity to do so. They enjoy the strange and psychic activities of Pisces and may be drawn to these qualities in other people.

-C.

The older i get the more i realize
  1. Friendship is not something that is common. Genuine Friendship is rare 
  2. Your mother should be appreciated 
  3. Everybody wants something and never ask themselves what they bring to the table
  4. The energy you give the world is the energy you receive
  5. Time alone is not a bad thing
  6. Love is a gift and is not something you can demand or force
  7. Being comfortable should be your main priority 

Happy Earth Month Everybody! This is a different take on Mother Earth, done for Design Action For Science in organization with the March For Science taking place nationwide tomorrow.

I try not to get political on this page but with recent detrimental changes to the administration, I think it’s important to continue a dialogue about environmental protection. I’m sure many of you will agree that we cannot be silent as forces work to march us backward in time, and away from a better future for everyone.

Fight for Science. Fight For Progress. Fight for a clean and safe Earth for all creatures.

IMAGINE BEING ONE OF THE MANIAX AND JEROME HAVING A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU

Originally posted by elephalice

[Y/N] wasn’t a morning person. Everybody knew that. When she was younger she would’t listen to her mother telling her what she has to do after school, she’d rather contemplate about her plate being strangely similar to her comfortable pillow. So as you can guess, she definitely would’t listen to Jerome saying some rubbish to her. He was trying to get her attention. He loved attention but attention from [Y/N] was very special to him. She sat on a chair, slowly chewing a toast, her eyes half-closed, Jerome’s babbling somewhere in the background.

“Shut up Jerome, can’t you see she’s basically sleeping on this chair?” Barbara said breaking her conversation with Tabitha and giving him a death glare. 

 She glanced back at [Y/N] and put her pretty hair behide her ear, it landing back on her face. 

Jerome glared back at Barbara, his wide smile disappearing as he looked at the blonde. 

“Nobody asked you, Barbie.” He said with satisfaction, smile brought back on his face.

  He knew Barbara hated that nickname, especially spoken by him. His cheerful personality annoyed her, but deep down she had a sweet spot for the Ginger, he was aware.

“I told you… don’t ever call me that.” She hissed and turned her back at him, returning to her previous conversation. 

“I need to take a shower and get dressed..”  a mumbling from the [H/C] girl made Jerome look from his pale, freckled hands back at her. 

“Of course, Doll Face, I’ll be right here waiting for you and if you need me just yell.” He said, his gaze filled with love and adoration.

“Okay, thank you.” said [Y/N] smilling at him gently.

Little did she know, she slowly started to grow her feelings for a ginger maniac. 

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Favorite Films, 2016

  1. Moonlight (dir. Barry Jenkins)
  2. Lemonade (dir. Kahlil Joseph and Beyoncé Knowles Carter)
  3. Certain Women (dir. Kelly Reichardt)
  4. Little Men (dir. Ira Sachs)
  5. Elle (dir. Paul Verhoeven)
  6. 13th (dir. Ava Duvernay)
  7. American Honey (dir. Andrea Arnold)
  8. The Fits (dir. Anna Rose Holmer)
  9. Green Room (dir. Jeremy Saulnier)
  10. 88:88 (dir. Isiah Medina)
  11. Toni Erdmann (dir. Maren Ade)
  12. 20th Century Women (dir. Mike Mills)
  13. Pete’s Dragon (dir. David Lowery)
  14. Personal Shopper (dir. Olivier Assayas)
  15. The Handmaiden (dir. Park Chan-wook)
  16. Paterson (dir. Jim Jarmusch) 
  17. Neon Bull (dir. Gabriel Mascaro)
  18. The Invitation (dir. Karyn Kusama)
  19. 10 Cloverfield Lane (dir. Dan Trachtenberg)
  20. La La Land (dir. Damien Chazelle)
  21. Mountains May Depart (dir. Jia Zhangke)
  22. Wiener-Dog (dir. Todd Solondz)
  23. The Love Witch (dir. Anna Biller)
  24. Everybody Wants Some!! (dir. Richard Linklater)
  25. The Eyes of My Mother (dir. Nicolas Pesce)

Honorable Mentions (in alphabetical order): Arrival (dir. Denis Villeneuve) | Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice (dir. Zack Snyder) | A Bigger Splash (dir. Luca Guadagnino) | Don’t Breathe (dir. Fede Alvarez) | Jackie (dir. Pablo Larraín) | Julieta (dir. Pedro Almodóvar) | Krisha (dir. Trey Edward Shults) | Kubo and the Two Strings (dir. Travis Knight) | Louder Than Bombs (dir. Joachim Trier) | Manchester by the Sea (dir. Kenneth Lonergan) | No Home Movie (dir. Chantal Akerman) Things to Come (dir. Mia Hansen-Løve) | Train to Busan (dir. Yeon Sang-ho) | The Wailing (dir. Na Hong-jin) | The Witch (dir. Robert Eggers)

Films I Missed: Aquarius | Cameraperson | Cosmos | The Edge of SeventeenEmbrace of the Serpent | Fences | Fire at Sea | Henry Gamble’s Birthday Party | Hidden Figures | I Am Not Your Negro A Monster CallsNeruda | Nocturama O.J.: Made in America | The Ornithologist | Right Now, Wrong Then | Shin Godzilla | The Woman Who Left

jacksonwang852g7: For all the great Mamas out there !
Happy mothers day everybody!
I don’t know about you but I’m a Mama boy😍
Do something for you mom today!
If you know how to cook, why not cook something for you mom ?
If you really can’t make it today because of work, school or anything else. 😔
Then spend time with your parents more often ! Be sure to take good care of your parents ☺️ To me, no matter what happens, good or bad, parents are always on our side. Be sure to remember that ❤️ I love you mom , Happy Mothers Day

100 reasons to watch The 100

1. That BC scenery

2. Seeing people experience rain for the first time it’s so cute

3. Octavia’s goddess-like hair in the first season

4. Bellamy Blake’s half smile

5. Monty’s expert clap backs

6. They all get high off hallucinogenic nuts

7. LINCOLNS ABS

8. trees and mountains and nature

9. Badass women

10. Raven saving the day, agin , again, and again

11. Monty putting up with people’s shit

12. LINCOLNS TATTOOS

13. Miller. Just Miller in general

14. Murphy’s sarcastic comments

15. P.A.I.N

16. Long speeches about survival

17. “Nothing like a little pain to remind you you’re alive”

18. Watch Raven save everybody and continue to be the most badass woman while getting fucked over by everyone and by Jrat again and again and again

19. “I can make it go boom”

20. Clarke’s pretty drawings

21. Bellamy’s character development

22. The Blakes.

23. Wells.

24. Monty’s wink

25. Monty and Jasper’s high five

26. You’ll go damn when Anya and Clarke jump off a dam

27. Bellarke development

28. “Together”

29. “I can’t lose you too”

30. “Love is weakness”

31. Clexa

32. Clexa (cus they were fucking amazing)

33. Finn pulling Clarke into the water

34. “I am become death, destroyer of worlds”

35. Everybody gets super sick

36. Murphy you creepy mother fucker

37. Murphy you amazing mother fucker

38. Uh oh Finn gone crazy

39. Pew pew! Bang bang!

40. A series of misunderstandings between grounders and sky people

41. LINCOLN BEING HOT AF

42. “Who we are, and who we need to be to survive, are very different things”

43. ALIE’s mansion

44. Murphy dancing around and drinking such a babe

45. Fuck jaha

46. “You always did what you had to do to protect your sister, that’s who you are!”

47. BELLAMY’S SHYING AWAY AND SHAKING HIS HEAD BACK TO REALITY WHEN HE TOUCHES CLARKES SHOULDER

48. DAY TRIP

49. Two headed dear

50. GLOWING FOREST THAT ONLY APPEARS IN THE FIRST EPISODE LIKE FUCK I WANT MORE GLOWING FOREST

51. Linctavia being amazing

52. Bellarke flirting

53. They’re so busy fighting and surviving to take two minutes to wash their faces

54. Jasper’s goggles

55. Anya’s badass dead stare

56. “What happened?” “I happened”

57. Raven experiencing earth for the first time

58. Every mention of princess

59. “Maybe you’re forgetting the last time you were saving us, I WAS SAVING YOU!”

60. Richard Harmons acting

61. You get to watch the blooper reels at the end of every season

62. “Maybe life should be about more than just surviving

63. So many beautiful people

64. Bellarke shit

65. Revisiting the dropship seasons later

66. drunk Jasper

67. Those few times clarke ever smiles

68. Lexa twirling her knife

69. The Kane and Indra friendship

70. Bellamy Blake and his guns

71. Bellamy Blake and his GUNS (y'all know what I’m talking about)

72. “What’s wrong with a little chaos?”

73. Every bellarke hug

74. Monty and Jasper eating chocolate cake for the first time

75. Maya showing Jasper paintings

76. Emori shutting up those shitheads in the city of light when they told her she could fix her deformities, and she’s like “I’d fixed something if there was anything wrong with me”

77. ROAN’S EYEROLLS

78. Bellamy Blake adopting every child he sees

79. Lindsey Morgan

80. Candles somehow being lit at romantic times??

90. How does Clarke keep saving the world with her hair down like that??

91. Bellamy’s hair flips

92. Indra is a goddess. The goddess.

93. The delinquents listening to music as they drive around

94. Clarke somehow knowing how to drive the rover despite never being around when it was in use??

95. “If I’m on that list, you’re on that list”

96. Kane’s dad talks

97. Anya biting the fucking chip out of her fucking arm like the biggest badass to ever live

98. “I give myself to the miracle of the sea”

99. Luna is the miracle of the sea

100. “In peace, may you leave this shore. In love, may you find the next. Safe passage on your travels, until our final journey to the ground… May we meet again.”

white album explained (part 2)
  • birthday: paul's that guy who's like hey happy birthday and the other person is like ? it's not my birthday and paul is like oh haha i thought we had the same birthday weird :^)
  • yer blues: john wants drugs
  • mother nature's son: the most passively egotistical song a person could write (until let it be)
  • everybody's got something to hide: john takes paul's hello goodbye how to write a song advice but the end product wasn't as good
  • sexy sadie: even the instruments are dripping with sarcasm
  • helter skelter: PAULL IS!!!!! INTO SERIAL KILLERS!!!!!!!! (i bet your parent(s) said that at least once if they've heard this song)
  • long, long, long: is anything playing hang on *turns up volume* oh yeah it's just long, long, long
  • revolution 1: so weird bc it sounds like past john writing to future john complaining about like bagism, or like a song paul would write when he and john were doing that cute back and forth thing for a while
  • honey pie: when the beatles' time machine breaks down in the 1930's, they need to use the power of music to save the day. written + driected by paul mccartney, executive producer george martin
  • savoy truffle: proof that chocolate is both sexy and scary
  • cry baby cry: rich people doing casual rich people things like painting a painting and holding a seance
  • revolution 9: if......you become naked *crowd chants*
  • good night: really cute but kinda awkward if you're listening to the album at like 1pm

Mother… to fight and tried to protect us… For everything you do… Thank You for giving birth to us!
Happy Birthday, Ichiji, Niji, Sanji, and Yonji - March 2nd, 2017

Tagging:

Ichiji: @1chijirexu @askichijivinsmoke
Niji: @eprxr @asknijivinsmoke
Sanji: @chefalier @devilslcg @blckleg @askstrawhatsanji
Yonji: @winchxgreen @askyonjivinsmoke
Sora: @nncther @ask-sola

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lucifer meme(1/1) brotp ➤ lucifer morningstar & trixie espinoza

I don’t think you’re allowed to smoke in here. Oh, dear, what will become of me? My mother is a police officer. She could arrest you. Oh, I think I might know your mother. What’s your name? Lucifer. Like the Devil? Exactly. My name’s Beatrice, but everybody calls me Trixie. That’s a hooker’s name. What’s a hooker? Ask your mother.