every time i see this commercial

  • Radio: "Coming up next, JK Rowling has decided to make new Harry Potter books? The details, after this"
  • Me: !!!!WHAT!!
  • Also Me: *how have I missed it this entire time? There was no chatter on the blogosphere and I'm on it every five minutes*
  • *Let's just wait and see what he says*
  • Radio: *plays commercial*
  • Me: !!!
  • Radio: *Plays commercials for 12 BLOODY MINUTES*
  • Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Radio: *plays song*
  • Me: *Starts to freak out and then realizes that it's Michael Jackson so I might as well enjoy the wait*
  • "BILLY JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER "
  • RADIO: *PLAYS ANOTHER SONG*
  • Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOOOOOON, THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOUUU ARE GOOOONE
  • LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REEEEEEEST
  • Radio: *starts to play another song and then*
  • "So it's been released that JK Rowling is going to publish new History of Magic books. Come on, I thought she was done with all that stuff"
  • *Plays "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"*
  • Me: *Immediately planning on a course syllabus and lecture schedule because this is new required reading for my students*
  • "Worth it"
Shit the Foxes said on talk shows
  • Neil: So Kevin comes in at like 1 in the morning, brand new tattoo on his face, and he's drunk as hell but he's making this surprisingly coherent speech about being the deadliest piece of the board, and I'm just sitting there not saying a word because I don't know a thing about chess.
  • Dan: There's a video on my computer containing cuts from every single time Andrew sent a ball flying into someone's head set to the Donky Kong theme song. It's two and a half hours.
  • Allison: Neil has this thing where bad things happening to him are like a matter of fact. Once, he and I met up for lunch, and when the bill came he asked if he could pay me back later because he got mugged on the way over. As it turns out, what I mistook for Neil being a picky eater was actually Neil trying to eat without upsetting a shallow stab wound.
  • Renee: I don't drink alcohol because you can't account for what you'll do when you're drunk. Though sometimes that turns out fun. About a year ago we found out that Matt knows how to sing Sweden's national anthem backwards by heart, and that was hilarious. But on the other hand I've had Allison and Nicky competing on who can break a glass with their voice at three in the morning, so.
  • Matt: Kevin is definitely seems like everything in his life is about Exy, but get to know him and you realize that he has plenty of interests, it's just that he has no concept of doing things in moderation. So it's less a stick up his butt and more like, I don't know, a pool noodle or something.
  • Aaron: Neil doesn't have a concept of money, a fact which on any given day swings between hilarious and flat out tragic. He refused to pay $15.90 for new pants but said he'd pay for my med school if I stopped making fun of his new haircut. To be clear, both of these things happened in the same conversation.
  • Nicky: I love God, I do. He's always in my heart. But I guess God has abandonment issues because every time I see a commercial for a McFlurry I can just feel him testing me.
  • Andrew: The thing about the Foxes is that the stress level on any given day can fluctuate so wildly you get whiplash. One day you're getting yelled at for not blocking a shot, the next you're getting yelled at for "obstruction of justice" or whatever it is the Feds call it when you remind them that they can't come in without a search warrant. Why Wymack does this willingly is beyond me.
  • Kevin: On the one hand, the Foxes are much less organized, not to mention a smaller team. Every game, we're at an almost immediate disadvantage. On the other hand, Ravens are contractually forbidden from Irish coffee. So overall the decision isn't hard.
Super Star (Part 1)

Originally posted by supernaturalwolfmaze

Request: Can I please request one where Jensen is a huge movie star? He’s out one night by himself and starts to get mobbed by fans/paparazzi. So he runs and hides in a shop that belongs to the reader. She doesn’t see it happen so she closes up the store with him inside. Then Jensen pops out from his hiding place and freaks her out lol. Maybe she doesn’t recognize him?

Pairing: Jensen x reader

Word Count: 1,800ish

Warnings: language

A/N: So this went different than I planned. Whoops…

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And suddenly there were 400

Seriously though, it was like three days ago tops when I announced 300. I swear you’re just trying to squeeze celebratory fics out of me … 


“You’re so fucking stubborn!” Stiles shouts in exasperation, running his hands through already messy hair. They had been at it for at least twenty minutes now, arguing because Derek didn’t want to go to Lydia’s engagement party. He didn’t want to, knowing Lydia would be inviting everyone and their mother who had anything to do with her and Parrish. It would be too many people, too much noise and he simply didn’t want to if she was going to hold a pack-only version the week after. Stiles said he should go out of duty as her Alpha. 

“No, you just won’t let it go,” Derek growls, fists clenched in his lap so his claws don’t rip up the couch again. Although, last time, it was under much more fun circumstances.

It wasn’t uncommon for them to argue. It ranged from small skirmishes that end in mumbled apologies to bigger blow outs that ended in mutually satisfying hate sex that Stiles seemed to enjoy enough to start shit for (and Derek plays along because he loves his boyfriend and absolutely not because he likes it, too). The fights could rarely be called fights because it just was never really that heated.

Derek’s nose wanted to shrivel up and die with the anger Stiles’ scent was boiling in and his wolf howled with such an unhappy mate. Even as his human mind wanted to throw something at a wall with how angry he was, his wolf prowled in distress and he wasn’t sure if that was annoying or reassuring.

“News flash, buddy, you can’t be a hermit,” Stiles spits and Derek growl increases in volume in response. He may grumble about ‘big guy’ and snap his teeth as Stiles giggles about ‘sourwolf’, but he absolutely despised ‘buddy’. It only ever came out when Stiles was pissed and his sarcasm grew teeth that he intended to shred whoever his opponent was.

“I’m not a hermit, I go out. We go out,” Derek snaps back, eyes tracking as Stiles paces in front of where he sits on the couch. The line of his shoulders is stiff and the soft skin of his cheeks is blotched red.

“Yes, thank you, you’re dating me, but that doesn’t count as social interaction.”

“Why not?”

“Because! You need more people in your life besides me and the pack! You can’t have just me forever!” Stiles shouts, throwing his arms up obviously trying to dispel the anger that seems to build in his joints when he gets worked up. Derek just scoffs as he gets up and retreats to their kitchen.

He stops right there, even as Stiles continues his angry rant in the other room behind him. He pauses in the middle of their kitchen with the backsplash Stiles chose after weeks of debating it over and the cabinets Derek bled over while he installed them (staple guns were dangerous, damnit). Down the hall was a movie room that Stiles insisted on because pack movie nights were always going to be a thing. Upstairs and to the left was the master bedroom where their scents were so soaked into the very frame work, there was no way to tear apart Derek’s from Stiles’. This was their home, their pack, their life.

Derek turned around, eyes wide but unflinching as he walked back to where Stiles was still ranting and pacing. He’s still seething, and Derek can relate. He still wants to throw Stiles onto the couch and pin him there in full shift for a week until Lydia’s party has past. Instead he stops a few feet away and opens his mouth.

“Marry me.” Stiles stumbles where he’s wearing a divot into the carpet, dropping off mid-sentence to turn his head and stare open mouthed.

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anonymous asked:

Love how you'll say you'll draw stuff then you never do. Just like every other artist.

Let’s take a look at some facts: I just posted a drawing in response to an ask and the since the 6th of March have been posting drawings in replies to asks. In fact, after I said “if you have anything in particular you want to see/know, ask me and I’ll doodle something up”, I have been doing just that for a good week. I’ve drawn every ship I’ve gotten an ask for at least once: Bree x Sebastian crackship, Bree x Cullen crackship, Bree x Samson crackship, Morowa x Sera canonship. Not counting this ask, I’ve answered 56% of the questions that have been asked of me since 3 March. I still have 7 asks in my drafts, but 43% of those drafts are duplicates of what ships I’ve posted about within the last week, meaning that (for the most part) I’ve hit the broad markers of what people have explicitly said they wanted to see. Simply put: your comment is not driven by data.  

If you have a bone to pick with me–i.e., you asked me X specific question on 3 March and you have seen neither hide nor hair of your ask since–then just come to me and be open about it: “Hey, I sent you an ask about X, but you haven’t posted anything about it yet. I just want to ask: did you get the question and do you plan on responding to it anytime soon?” Bam. Done. It’s short, sweet, to the point, and (my favourite) less passive-aggressive without being aggressive to compensate.

But two things to note:

1. See my FAQ: unless you’re paying me for a service and a product that I am rendering for you, I am not obligated in any way, shape, or form to draw you a pixel. Whether I draw something for free/non-commercially is entirely at my own leisure, because you are not paying me for my time and for my skill. 

2. Don’t get me wrong, I am just like every other artist. But if every other artist is some fundamental disappointment to you, then it’s time to do some psychometric testing and find out if it’s really every other artist or if its you…

when i was seven, you bought me a toy i had been begging for ever since seeing it in a commercial on tv. every time i asked, you said no, but you surprised me with it on my birthday and i could not stop hugging you.
when i was seventeen, you gave me a dollar for every time you had to take a rain check when i asked to see you. you didn’t even stick around long enough to see me give the cash to the man who sleeps on the side of the street because it felt too dirty for me to hold for too long.
when i was eight, you took me to see the new animated movie that had hit theaters. i hadn’t seen you for a month and didn’t think twice about how the first time we got together, we had to spend it in silence.
when i was eighteen, you gave me your old car – said you didn’t need it anymore, said you upgraded. my throat was too dry to ask if you had upgraded children as well.
when i was nine, you wanted to buy me a book but your card declined at the store. you tried to make it up to me the next time we saw each other, with two books this time instead of one, but all i wanted was to spend time with you.
when i was nineteen, i stopped answering my phone when you called. deleted your texts. there isn’t enough material goods in the world to fill the dad-shaped hole you created within me.
—  Anonymous said: could you write about how you never see your dad but when you do he tries to buy your affections.
(cc, 2017)
I Trusted You - Part 4

Masterlist

Pairing: Luke & (Y/N) ………… 

Summary: Luke had a very hard decision he had to make, between the love of his life and one of his best friends. 

Requested: Yes… like last year.. sorry

A/N: There’s like 0% Luke & (Y/N) and it’s basically a filler? Andtheresawhole lotofcalum&(y/n)becauseilovehimsomuchandicanthelpmyselfokaybyandenjoy …hopefully… 

“My name was trusted in your mouth… mouth… mouth…  ” You stumbled over the words, not knowing what should go next. 

“Trusted sounds weird!” You heard a muffle yell from the kitchen. 

“Shut up! He is right though, maybe try happy? No that doesn’t sound righ-” You heard Ashton smack Michael and Michael smack him back and it was like two kids fighting. 

“Both of you need to shut up if you wanna stay. She needs to focus and you two aren’t helping.” Calum interrupted him, standing up from his seat on your couch and hit both of them on the back of their head. 

“Ow!” Micheal exaggerated, rubbing his head and glaring at Calum. 

“Seriously guys, I really need to finish this song, it’s the last song I need to complete for my album!” You groan, frustrated that you couldn’t finish the song that you so desperately wanted to add to your album. 

If you were being honest, this song wasn’t exactly the last song you needed for your album. All you had to do was turn in the songs you already had finished, but something seemed to be missing. When ever you looked at the songs, the seemed incomplete, as if they were half a duet. 

“I think we’re gonna go, good luck on the song (Y/N).” Ashton said as he pulled on Michael’s jacket. 

You could hear Michael mutter something about not finishing his pizza right before the door closed. 

You and Calum sat in silence for a couple of minutes before Calum sat down next to you and wiped a tear from your face. 

“How did he make you feel?” He muttered as he pulled you onto his lap and hugged you tightly.

“Wha-What?” You looked up at him confused.

“Luke. How did Luke make you feel?” He leaned onto your shoulder, still hugging you.

“He-… He made me feel loved, he made me feel… safe.” You whispered, writing down the new lyrics that came into your mind. 

My name was safest in your mouth
why’d you have to go and toss it around?

You wrote down the lyrics on your note pad and showed it to Calum, making him release you from his hug and take them from you. 

“I like it, but I think we should maybe take this out,” He crossed out a couple of words, “and put this in instead.” He wrote down new words that had the same meaning but somehow it gave it a different vibe. 

“I like it, I really like it. Thank you Calum.” You stared down at the note pad, realizing that his handwriting, although slightly messy, was beautiful and worked with yours in a way you couldn’t describe. You would probably sound like a weirdo if you said this out loud.

Suddenly Calum’s phone started ringing. Without thinking or checking the caller I.D. you answered the phone on speaker, since it was right next to you. 

“Hello?” You mumbled into the phone, your mind somewhere else as you tried to find new lyrics to your song. 

“(Y/N)?” His voice broke your concentration, making your hurt swell up with love. You never noticed how much you missed him until you heard his voice for the first time in weeks. 

“Is he busy, Luke?” And of course she would be with him, because he wants her with him, not you. Her, he wants her. 

Without thinking you hung up, tears falling down your face because he somehow manage to break your heart once again. 

You felt Calum hug you again, this time tighter. “It’s okay, I’ve got you.” He mumbled into your hair as you cried into his chest.  


“Welcome, (Y/F/N)!” You heard the crowd scream as Ellen introduced you. It’s been one month since you spend all night writing the song that you felt missing, which then became your new single. 

“Hi!” You exclaimed as you sat down, waving your hand like a little kid meeting a new friend.

“Hi!” Ellen copied your movements, making you and the audience laugh. 

“I’m sorry, I’m just really excited. I never thought this would happen. It’s just  …” You let out a small squeal, trying to show how excited you were. 

“Ah, yes. I know exactly what you mean by…” Ellen let out a squeal identical to yours which resulting into everyone laughing once again. 

“So, tell me, what inspired your new single?” Ellen asked in a serious tone. 

You held your breath, not expecting the question so soon. Calum’s voice ringing in your head, take a deep breath and try to give a generic answer. You took a deep breath, say something like ‘it’s basically in the title of the song’. 

“Well, you see, it’s basically in the title of the song. It’s inspired by the questions someone has when they just got out of a really important relationship, like a life long friendship.” You hesitated to add the end, not knowing how people might have taken it. 

After that question, you seemed to ask ever other question with ease. They were basically questions about your album and a few about your duet with Luke. There was only one question about what happened with Luke and his, as Ellen put it, ‘naughty photos’. 

“Well, it turns out that the person who actually did it was a fan who I had let borrow my phone so she could contact her mom. To make things short, she accidentally posted them to my twitter account and took them down immediately.” You explained, wanting to go through the question fast. 

“And have you and Luke forgiven her?” She asked quickly, it seemed she wanted to get done with the question just as much as you did.

“Well… Luke has forgiven her and is actually really close with her now,” you emphasized and paused, giving a sarcastic chuckle. ”But I can’t forgive her. She took advantage of my kindness and went through my phone. She then took it upon herself to post pictures of my then boyfriend, that were private and not meant for anyone else, onto social media. I trusted her, which was obviously not the right thing to do.” 

Ellen nodded, not going any further on the subject. “Okay, well I have one more question, or a couple” she mumbled with a chuckle, “before you perform your brand new single from your debut album!” Everyone in the album started to cheer, especially Calum who was sitting in the front row with the rest of the boys and Lia. 

“Okay, shoot. What’s the question, or should I say questions?” You chuckled to yourself. 

“Well, it depends on your answer to the first question. What is going on with you and a certain someone, who might I was the loudest person cheering when I announced your performance, who’s name is Calum Hood?” She asked, a huge version of Calum blushing and trying to hide appearing on the screen behind us. 

“Uh- What? Nothing? I mean nothing, nothing’s going on between us. Calum’s my best friend.” You smiled awkwardly, glancing at Calum to see him hiding his face in his hands.  

“Aw come on, look at you two. You’re both blushing so hard, and we can’t forget about all the cuddly photos there are of you two.” As she said this random pictures that you never knew existed showed up on the screen behind us. 

“Where did-” You turn your head to look at Michael, giving him the death glare as he looked around avoiding eye contact with you. “You better sleep with both eyes open tonight, Clifford.” You joked.

“But anyways, yeah. Calum is my best friend, he is always there for me and I love him.” I smiled at Calum, pretending to catch a kiss he blew to you. You could hear the audience ‘aww’,and out of the corner of your eye, you saw that Luke and Lia weren’t in there seats anymore. 

“As adorable as you two are, we have to go to commercial right now. When we come back, (Y/F/N) will be performing her new single from her debut album that releases right after her performance and everyone in the audience get a copy.” Everyone began cheering, Calum appearing on the screen again. “Well everyone but this guy. This guy has to buy it.” Ellen joked, Calum pretended to be offended. “Just kidding… maybe, we’ll see. See you all after commercials!” 

You got up and quickly walked over to the boys, seeing Luke walk in with his hair going in every direction, Lia following him right behind. You rolled your eyes the second you made eye contact with Luke, deciding to ignore him. 

“I’m so fucking nervous Cal, what if I fuck up? I can’t do this, I can’t-” You started hyperventilating, holding onto Calum for support. 

“Hey, hey. You are going to do fine, alright? We’ve practiced this a million times and you’ve perfected this.” He hugged me, my breathing slowing. 

“But you were always there with me and it was only me and you an-” You felt Calum’s hands grab your waist, his forehead resting on yours. 

“You’ve got this. You are going to do great, alright? And if you need me, I’m going to be right here, okay? Now go, they’re waiting for you.” He kissed your forehead while you whispered a small thank you. 

“Okay, you ready (Y/N)?” You heard someone ask you after they were done setting you up.

“Yeah.” You whispered, trying to make your nerves disappear. 

The curtain rose and for a second you started to panic when you looked up until you made eye contact with Calum and he gave you a smile. You took a deep breath and started to sing, only looking at Ashton, Michael and Calum.

‘Why did you leave me here to burn?
I’m way too young to be this hurt
I feel doomed in hotel rooms
Staring straight up at the wall
Counting wounds and I am trying to numb them all

Do you care, do you care?
Why don’t you care?
I gave you all of me
My blood, my sweat, my heart, and my tears
Why don’t you care, why don’t you care?
I was there, I was there, when no one was
Now you’re gone and I’m here 
I have questions for you


Number one, tell me who you think you are
You got some nerve trying to tear my faith apart
(I have questions for you)
Number two, why would you try and play me for a fool?
I should have never ever ever trusted you (I have questions)
Number three, why weren’t you, who you swore that you would be?
I have questions, I got questions haunting me
I have questions for you’

You saw the rose pedals fall onto the floor, reaching out to take one in your hand, you continued to sing, letting the words flow out and closing your eyes. 

‘How do I fix it? Can we talk? Can we communicate? Can we talk? Do I wanna fix it?
I have questions for you (I’m afraid of you)
Is it my fault? Is it my fault? Do you miss me?
I have questions’

You whispered knowing that when you opened your eyes, tears would fall. Opening your eyes, tears fell and you immediately stared into Luke’s eyes. 

‘Why didn’t you trust me?’


This is probably really crappy and I’m sorry but I had to put something out because it’s already half way into the year and I haven’t posted anything and I feel really guilty. 

Also, if you haven’t noticed, I’m complete Calum trash and I somehow found a way to make a Luke imagine all about Calum…

… oops? 

Almond Joy, Part 5 (What Now?)

Summary: You take care of Bucky’s dog and find out who he really is

Word Count: 2149

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Warnings: cliffhanger? 

A/N: A new character was added to the story - his name is Jonas. A visual of him will be in the second gif below. Also yay! I began writing this yesterday and finished it.

First Part ~ Previous Part

Originally posted by n-barnes

Originally posted by pretty-eyes-on-pretty-guys

“I think your bed should go in the middle. If you put it in the corner, it’ll be harder for you to make your bed,” your friend Jonas told you.

Jonas was a newer friend of yours – after suffering through two classes together, you two realized that your friendship shouldn’t be limited to seeing each other three times a week in biology this semester. You had briefly mentioned to him that you were moving out of your apartment during the week and he offered to help. Other friends and family helped you bring in stuff and spent most of the day with you, but Jonas had work at the time. Once he got off work, he drove to your new place to help you arrange your stuff. You were glad he came now because this was your least favorite part about moving - unpacking.

“Wait, why did you move?” Jonas asked as he struggled to peel the tape off of a sealed box. The box had “bed sheets” scribbled on top in black sharpie.

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My beautiful Top 11

Everyone is making their top 11, and I thought I should do mine before some of these members get eliminated… which I know they will because the rankings are low.

My Top11 is based on the type of group and music style I would love to see, as well as the members that I think that fit very well with each other.

The music style I envision (which may be an unpopular opinion) is the embodiment of the concept songs (of the show) “Never” and “Open it”, some “Get Ugly” in the mix, just a bit of EXO and BTS (a bit), and some (a lot) sprinkles of NCT (U and 127) and some GOT7 in the mix, a nice and full tea spoon of a little more commercial and kpop-ish Jay Park, Dean, Crush…. In other words a lot of dance, classy street style and good hip-hop.

I KNOW I WAS CONFUSING. SORRY. :P

Well, jumping to tha membuhs.

1- Daniel  (The dance style that I need)

Originally posted by euigeon

2- Ong Seongwoo  (The dance style that I need)

Originally posted by fyea-ongseongwoo

3-Jihoon  (The dance style that I need)

Originally posted by parkjiihoons

4-Park Woojin (The dance style that I need)

Originally posted by broduce101boyz

5-Kim Jaehwan (The vocalist I need! He is very adaptable to many styles)

Originally posted by donghans

6-Ha Sungwoon (WTH people!! he is the most consistent person in this show! Vocals-dance everything #DeservesBetter)

Originally posted by broduce101boyz

7-Samuel (The dance style that I need)

Originally posted by angel-stans-kpop

8-Daehwi (The vocals I need)

Originally posted by hitoritabi

9-Noh Taehyun (The dance style I need)

Originally posted by cherslovestorage

10-Takada Kenta (#DeservesBetter.2)

Originally posted by fykenta

11-Ahn HyungSeop (The kind of member every group needs, idk, he is very “idol”, and fits any style!)

Originally posted by ong-seungwoo

Okay. I focused a lot on dance, but at the same time we have very strong vocalists here that adapt themselves very well to dance. We have commercial members as well (its Kpop. You don’t want a boring group).

Just a reminder that this is just my opinion, the kind of group I would like to see. I would really want Nu’est here, but I couldn’t bring myself to take any of these out. Either way some in this group will be eliminated next week unfortunately… No one is paying attention at them *cries*

Feeling Alive- Part 7

Summary: Dance school!AU (or the Step Up/Pride and Prejudice mash up nobody asked for). Bucky Barnes is forced to take twelve hours of commercial dance classes to pass the year- and that just happens to be your regular weekly dance class.

Introduction

Part 1 (Slow Hands)

Part 2 (Stay)

Part 3 (There Will Come a Time)

Part 4 (Weapon of Choice)

Part 5 (Came Here For Love)

Part 6 (Where the Sky Hangs)


When Can I See You Again?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes X Reader

Chapter 8/?: When Can I See You Again?

Word count: 3159

It’s time for Open Practice… Gosh you guys. You’re so sweet and wonderful and I’m so grateful to every single one of you. This one’s pretty long, but I think you’ll enjoy. (I hope you’ll enjoy!). Let’s do this!


It’s four o clock on Friday morning and you’re holding a hushed conversation with Lola over large mugs of coffee.

“But that’s great! Aren’t you excited?”

You nod, then stifle a yawn with a hand.

“I just hope I don’t fall asleep… But yeah. It feels like this big part of his life and-”

“And he’s letting you into it,” Lola nods in a satisfied kind of way. “I’m so pleased for you, Y/N.”

“Let’s not get too excited,” You tell her, more to manage your own expectations than anything else, before getting to your feet. “I’m going out on blanket patrol.”

“See you in a bit, then,” Lola turns back to her computer screen. You pick up the bundle of blankets from the spare chair and walk out, waving to Nahid who’s currently manning the front desk.

OK, so when you had said you were free on Friday, you had sort of neglected to tell Bucky that you were also on the night shift at the library until seven in the morning. You hadn’t wanted- well, to give him any excuse to tell you not to come. And you’ll be fine. It’s not like you haven’t been tired before.

You tread softly through the carpeted alleyways of the library, checking all the spots you know are favourite haunts for exhausted students looking for a spot to nap. Although sleeping in the library isn’t officially encouraged, the faculty had eventually recognised that not only was it an inevitability (especially during exam season) but also that the air conditioning in the building was so ferocious that students would find themselves waking up half-frozen. Hence blanket patrol.

You give out six blankets: some to sleepy, but still conscious friends, some you have to carefully drape over the curled-up forms yourself. After you’ve checked every inch of the library, you return to the office and sit down to go over the inventory lists for the month. Just three more hours to go…

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My grandparents only have cable, not satellite channels

And every time I spend a week down there, I see this commercial at least twice

The thing is, they came out with another commercial that is exactly the same dialogue wise…

Except the models have been edited black. 

Otherwise, they are both literally the same commercial

SVT Cute Jobs; Wonwoo!!

Originally posted by livelovelunch

my cutie child yYyyyyyyyYYYYYEEEEEEEEE(whos a couple years older than me who hasn’t outgrown the emo phase yet)

¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸

-Wonwoo

-Wonuuu

-Won-boom boom boom now lemme hear you say wayoo wayoo

-hes a model

-of course

-hAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOI OF COURSE HES A GOD DAMN MODEL

-on his way home from school

-he was just looking at some pokemon face masks in a shop

-and someone came up to him asking if he was a model

-he said nope

-the person was a fashion model scout

-congrats jeon wonweewoo you’re a model now

-like a cool car

-or the world’s most beautiful flower

-when he walks down the street everyone goes

-i saW a mAN SO BEauTIful I cRIed???

-the pure essence and aura he brings to the camera and the shoot is just amazing

-and the good thing

-is that hes so humble and kind and sweet???

-hes just 

-an amazing human being???

-his first shoot was amazing because his managing team knew they hit the visual jackpot when they found him

-hes got a couple 100,000 followers on instagram and he posts daily what a blessin

-one photoshoot he had to do was with a fashion magazine 

-and he was holding a baby for one photograph 

-the bABY WOULDN’T LET GO OF WONWOO

-SO HE JUST STAYED WITH THE BABY

-EVEN A GOD DAMN BABY THINKS HES AMAZINGLY GOOD LOOKING

-so you

-you’re a model too–kind of

-your mum and dad own modelling company called Starshine entertainment 

-think YG K+

-but without the music company addition

-okay so not YG K+ 

-but YG K+

-or just think of 

-there were some mighty fine lookin individuals there

-some have even garnered the attention of big companies for commercials music video extras and more

-ever since you were little and when your mum and dad were working

-you and your brother would normally hang around with the models before during and after shoots

-you would make their day brighter and your brother would make them smile with corny jokes

-this would continue until you and your brother got older

-and y’all glow’d the fuck up

-like you two shining angels

-your parents were so proud

-so you two were signed up to the company as models

-there were so many announcement posts on so many different accounts on different social media sites

-you were so dazed 

-but your bro was so cool about it

-y’all went from being cute to drop dead gorgeous like how tell everyone your secret

-your two always had photoshoots the same time as each other

-so when it came to your first photoshoot you were hella nervous

-but you found your stepping after seeing your bro put the thumbs up to you

-you smashed it 

-so obvs you had more photo shoots lined up which was great

-but your brother wouldn’t be there because of his new activities in China and Japan for modelling and somehow acting (damn kids gonna go far)

-so you were just there in the studio for one shoot facetiming your bro cause you were hella scared about everything

-bruuuuh

-you were basically screaming

-on the inside

-not the outside

-you wanted to though dammit

-the director called you over

-and told you that it was a couples photoshoot for a company that specialises in bags and clutches

-you just died

-you were screaming again

-he asked you if you knew a model called Jeon Wonwoo

-you heard his name before cause a lot of the models and staff in the company like him a lot

-so you just nod and give a sort of sign

-your director is a little shaken at first but he just nods

-on the inside you’re screaming again

-he gets a call

-he said that Wonwoo was here and was moved to hair and make up

-oN tHe InSiDe YoU’rE sCrEaMiNg AgAiN

-you just kinda

-wanna cry

-but you don’t wanna cry

-but you wanna cry

-see?

-well you were also moved to hair and makeup but by the time you got there

-Jeon Wonwoo was already finished with his makeup

-you froze on the spot 

-you found a literal fantasy 

-what the fuck

-this dude was so pretty

-you couldn’t believe that he was a real person 

-you were just stood there looking at him

“miss y/n are you okay??”

“o-oh yeah im okay”

-he passed you and added a subtle hi

-you said hi back 

-but you never blushed so hard in your life wow 

-you had your hair and make up done in a flash

-and your outfit was really nice 

-like it was just a frilly shirt and denim pinafore dress but it was so cute

-so you get out of the dressing room and you look at Wonwoo doing his shots on set already

-like wow

-an ethereal god 

-an actual gOD

-you gulped for what seemed like the 40th time that day as you joined him on set

-”Wonwoo this is y/n, shes your partner for today”

-he gives a glance over to you and you die again

-it was kind of the same for him too

-”nice to meet you y/n”

-”you too wonwoo”

-you somehow didn’t notice before you talked to him that your outfits were matching which was cute too

-and then the shoot was underway

-one shot was of you two from the back with the purses and you two were just holding hands and it looked so cute

-halfway through you guys had a break

-and so Wonwoo took the time to actually get to know you properly before shooting again just os you could feel comfortable and stuff

-like you two have a lot in common actually

-you both like playing video games reading and ramen too

-wow

-you two also cracked a corny joke or two to each other

-unbelievable

-back on set the director asked you to put your head on his shoulder and smile

-on the inside you were shook to the core

-but Wonwoo was fine???

-how the

-so you gently place your head on his shoulder

-and he puts his head on top of yours

-he could tell you were kind of nervous about all of this 

-so he cracked another joke 

-and you instantly smiled

-the smile was so natural 

-it was so cute

-you could literally hear both of your hearts fluttering

-wait 

-both

-well yeah

-he thinks you’re beautiful

-and its only the start of this blossoming crush

-every shoot seemed to be with Wonwoo for some reason

-it was so nice to see him again each time

-after one photo shoot you two exchanged numbers to talk and stuff about things

-one time he talked to you about crushes and things

-and he tells you that hes got a crush on someone

-you just reply back saying that you should wait until the right time to say 

-and he took that advice literally

-so during one commercial taping in an ice cream parlour

-you two had to say lovey dovey stuff like “i like you” and stuff like that

-”y/n i like you a lot~”

-”awwwww i like you too~!”

-but you think hes acting and smile along

-ah if only you knew

-so at the end

-he calls you over to talk

-”y/n, i told the person i like that i like them!”

-”ah, when did you do it?? thats great!”

-”i told them in the ice cream parlour”

-”thats so”

-wait

-w ait

-w a it

-w a i t 

-hE MEANS YOU 

-YOURE THE ONE

-w h a t

-”y-you mean what you said in the ice cream parlour was real?!”

-”100% real.”

-oN tHe InSiDe YoU’rE sCrEaMiNg AgAiN

-you just stay frozen for a minute but then smile again

-”well i said that too! i told the person i like that i liked them today too!”

-”wait you never mentioned who it was who is it??”

-”you.”

-his fACE GOES RED AWWWWWW

-after the photo shoot you two go out for a coffee-official date-which-means-he-loves-u-a-lot-date and you two just seem to fall in love with each other so much 


-wonwoo are you following me on instagram?

-wait you have one y/n?

-oh my gOD

Kaisoo Analysis | Water Park Date

Hey guys! Here I am again to make a Kaisoo anaysis, this time about their moments at the water park. I’ll talk about my opinion about some events showed there and everything I say will be based in my interpretation of facts. I advise you that I’ll try to be rational, but sometimes I won’t. Just deal with it. After all, the Kaisoo shippers are destined to be desilusional inside EXO fandom. Really, it doesn’t exist more desilusional shippers than Kaisoo ones oh, the irony. And my english is terrible, I’m sorry about that.




First of all, I need to say how I loved every minute of it. It’s amazing to see the guys relaxing and having a free time, even if it’s for commercial purposes. I think all of them had fun, and could express themselves pretty well: Jongdae as the one who talks the most between the three of them, Jongin being excited and cute all the time and Kyungsoo smiling like a fluffy ball of sunshine. But I saw a lot of interesting things about Kaisoo that I want and need to point out for you, guys!

1. How different they act when they’re together and when they’re not.  I noticed the difference, and some other people did too while watching other parts of EXO Second DVD, like Kyungsoo in Spain and Jongin in England. When they’re apart,they’re more reserved, don’t talk much and don’t participate very much of things happening around them. But, at the water park, they made a unspoke alliance and teased Jongdae together a lot, stayed side by side almost all the time and were in their little world sometimes, it was very cute.

2. Their clousure almost all the time, including while at the park attractions. This was pretty obvious, come on! But I enphazise just because I don’t want anyone to forget.  

Kyungsoo and Jongin at the speed boat and looking at each other’s reaction, so cute! And Jongdae having fun by himself, poor boy~

3. Some Kaisoo moments didn’t capture by the cameras or subs: I saw this account (I guess a lot of people saw her comments before the DVD videos were released) and she, as a person who lives in Korea and talks the language, she noticed some moments that weren’t subbed or they weren’t on focus, but you could hear/understand what they said to each other.

I actually heard Jongin talking (it’s his shorts that appear on the frame), but, thanks to this beautful person, I get what he said to Kyungsoo <3

You can see when you watch the video that the first person Jongin looks after falling into the water and worries about is Kyungsoo.

This wasn’t captured by the official subs as well.

4. Kaisoo inside their little world + Jongdae as the thirdwheel: In a fifteen minutes appearence of these three, Kaisoo had a lot of moments that just paid attention to each other. I felt pity for Jongdae, really.

You can cleary see Kyungsoo and Jongin paying atention only for each other and Jongdae smiling alone.

You can see the bubble around them? Yeah, me too.

Jongin suddenly changed his mind and choose with Kyungsoo another thing to do and ignored Jongdae completely. 

Jongdae was totally forgotten behind Kaisoo, poor soul! 

5. Kaisoo unspoke alliance to tease Chen: I just loved this Kaisoo side! I don’t know if they planned this before, but they were really teasing Jongdae together, sometimes in a “subtle” way, sometimes in a obvious way. They’re so mean when together, I like it!  

Kaisoo wanted to go to Blob Jump, but they sent Jongdae to go there first.

Jongin shaking the bridge on purpose to make Jongdae fall and treat them dinner. NOTE: while watching the video, you can see Jongin jumping on the trampoline when Kyungsoo walks, but I think the movements he made there didn’t interfere much (at least, that’s the impression I had). But, when it’s Jongdae’s turn, Jongin jumps rapidly and it result in Jongdae’s failure. But see the videos to make a conclusion of your own.

Look at this! They were ganging up on Jongdae. Kyungsoo’s smile was the best part, because he didn’t planned this with Jongin. And seeing him teasing Jongdae and being mischevious (kind of) makes him laugh, how cute! Here is the link of the gifset.

6.  Kaisoo complementing each other: I noticed this when Chenkaisoo said they were hungry.  When Jongdae asked what they wanted to eat, Kyungsoo answered: “I want to eat ramyun”. Jongin complement him telling that he wanted ramyun and fried chicken. Some minutes later, Kyungsoo repeat his and Jongin’s tbh wishes to eat chicken and ramyun. Maybe this doesn’t mean anything, but I found it cute like everything they do, I need help.

7. How they worry about each other’s health and safety: Kyungsoo and Jongin don’t only play around and laugh with each other! They’re both there for each other, pulling them up and asking if they’re okay (you can see some moments above if you missed it). 

Kyungsoo didn’t need to help Jongin, considering that Jongdae had already helped him, but there he was, just to making sure he was okay without using words and holding his elbow two seconds longer that necessary.

Jongin’s reaction when it was Kyungsoo’s turn to try the Blob Jump. He looked so concerned about his hyung’s safety and he mumbled “omo” and it was so cute! Here’s the gif for the full gifset.

This is so important, you have no idea! I think Kyungsoo could lift himself pretty well, like Jongdae did, but Jongin (in my opinion) volunteered himself for lifting his hyung, you know, just to show how strong he is. He ignored Jongdae completely (again) while helping Kyungsoo, but, when he realized that he was heavier than he previously thought, Jongin for Jongdae’s help and everything became a litte chaotic. So chaotic, that Kyungsoo’s head was between Jongin’s legs for two seconds, everyone saw that. Link for the gifset.

Well, to end this analysis/spam/whatever, I just want to say how I love Kaisoo’s interaction. In every one of them, we can see different sides of them, and how can they can be conforable and understand each other’s easily. It’s a deep relationship, and I adore it very much!

SHER: - Let’s Take a Selfie! - 
Markers, pens and pencils on mix media bond (new window for hi-res)

Stupidest Name I’ve ever coce up with because I dislike the word selfie but what else could I call it? Ugh. So it’s been awhile since I’ve posted anything new up here for obvious reasons, so I thought I’d indulge y'all with a little something I did during all my free time for the past 3 weeks :) Thought I would upload it today for justjohnlockstuff ’s valentine’s day challenge, only then realizing after I uploaded it and went to go get the submission rules that the pic had to be Valentine themed… UGGGGGHHH I need to learn to read. They’ve a pink phone and they’re of the cutest OTP ever, does that count? Feh. If it’s not eligible, that’s okay :) 

Anyway, so I doodled this up with no intention of doing more to this than just John and Sherlock, but then my computer crash happened, and then I decided what the hell, let’s go nuts on this so I dug around the google for pics from parks in and around London, and found a lovely pic of Regent’s Park, or at least I hope it is… at least all the researching I did said that there is a fountain at Regent’s Park, so please bear with me for I am an ignorant Canadian girl.

UGH, is all I can say about how long this actually took. I love it when I get ambitious and decide to do full detailed backgrounds… with pencils, no less… been a long time since I did pencil work. I’m actually REALLY proud of it except for the white gel pen in the fountain there… I’ll just leave you to what I keep seeing every time I look at this, lol. This is about… 15 hours’ work? Maybe? because I get really picky about colouring. LOL.

Really happy with this pic. You can take it however you want, just know that I’m a Johnlocker, so… wee. 

My sort-of-valentine’s day pic for this year? Yeah… I dislike v-day, it’s commercial bullcrap. I do, however, like drawing my current fave otps, this year being Johnlock.

So, not really a fanart friday pic, but it’s fanart, and it’s friday, so… soft restart of FF again, I guess. Happy Valentine’s / Single’s Awareness Day all. May you get to spend it with those you love, be it your best friends, family, or significant other, because that’s what it SHOULD be about :) <3