every spn ever

dear person reading this:

  • your crooked teeth make your lovely smile extremely cute and endearing  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • your splotches of freckles? yeah, those are places where the galaxies whirling inside of you leaked out to radiance their brilliancy into the world
  • your thighs touch? that’s a GOOD thing. you’re getting proper nutrition! you have muscles! d o  n o t  b e  a s h a m e d!!!! also, thigh gaps are awesome too! anything related to thighs is awesome! all thighs are different because every person is different, and honestly, why does it matter what your thighs look like?? people who are bothered by thighs are weak tbh
  • “bingo arms”???? listen up: you only have bingo arms when you’re WINNING. otherwise why would you be yelling “bingo”?? thought so. you’re a winner – you can do anything you set your incredible mind to!
  • your hair is so unbelievably gorgeous and don’t you deny it. don’t forget to style it, dye it, try new shampoos with it, as long as you want to! your hair is your own, whether it be frizzled or dry or thick or thin – be proud of that, and remember that you can always change it up!
  • your eyes are not too small, or too big, or too wide apart, or too ugly. your eyes are your own mortal doorway into your soul, expressing your thoughts and emotions in dazzling swirls and hues for others to decipher. don’t be afraid to cry, don’t be disgusted by the crinkles at the corners when you smile, don’t hate on the small, microscopic blood vessels running through them. don’t lock your door out of needless shame!
  • scars!!! scars are so cool! they’re visual results from a chapter that makes up the story of your life! no matter where scars are, don’t be conscious of concealing them! ppl loVE scars! even the tiny lil ones! anyone who has a scar is automatically known as an ultimate badass sorry that’s the rule
  • same goes for stretch marks! those little ripples on your thighs, your hips, your waist, your belly? those mean that you’ve GROWN. your body has adapted frequently throughout your life, and leaves those little ripples as little hints of your amazing journey from babyhood to adulthood! (or maybe you’re just a mystical ocean god/goddess and those waves are symbols of your enormous power, onlookers should be on the lookout)
  • sorry, did you say you had a pig nose? do you even kNOW how cute piggies are you should be PROUD of your nose cAUSE U CUTE
  • long, thin nose? p l s. that just means you’re king/queen of everything. don’t deny it. you know how powerful you truly are
  • tummy rolls? everyone has them. seriously, no matter how thin a person may seem, tummy rolls are inevitable. you are not alone! tummy rolls rock! ROCK THOSE TUMMY ROLLS!
  • trust me, barely anyone see your feet anyways. besides, feet aren’t that bad – how do you think your hands would look if they walked everywhere over the earth’s rough terrain? feet are hella 
  • ears are so cool omg they’re like fingerprints, unique to you and you only! plus you can pierce them! repeatedly! how cool is that? ears are best
  • do nOT be anxious about flaunting your legs! wear that short skirt! wear those shorts! own that bikini! your legs are marvelous! ppl would kill for a pair of dandy lookin legs like yours! pale or tan, legs are glorious! L E G S
  • lips. lips. do you know how many magic tricks your lips are able to perform? the formation of words, the ability to smile or frown, the ability to express, to kiss, to wear makeup; lips are ethereal and exquisite in all forms!
  • #1 tip: your eyebrows are always on fleek  (▰˘◡˘▰)
  • and lastly: you are not dumb. you are not worthless. you are not a waste of space, an empty void, a meaningless shell. you are loved. you are worth everything. you are so incredibly intelligent, you are utterly unforgettable, and you are breathtaking in every single way.
  • next time you look in a mirror, blow yourself a kiss and don’t worry – you’ll kill it out there today. ♥

Writers: remember that awesome character that you loved?

Fans: yeah! They were so great and exactly what we need for the current plot!

Writers: we’re bringing them back!

Fans: that’s great! We think that due to the current circumstances, it would be wonderful if they aided th-

Writers: we’re killing them

Fans: oh

The strongest force in the world isn’t love, it’s hiatus.
—  Every fangirl ever.
Every freaking time!
  • OTP: *does something cute*
  • me: ahshdjdjdjxnsje
  • OTP: *does something really terrible*
  • me: sjsjdjcjjdkske
  • OTP: *almost murder each other*
  • me: sksdjifjcjdkdks
  • OTP: *kills everyone in the whole freaking planet*
  • me: sjskdifkdkskaka
  • my friend: what the fuck? They killed everyone! How can you still ship them?
  • me: ajajdjxdjdkksh
  • I need to record my utterly strange autograph interaction with Travis Aaron Wade at Seacon for posterity's sake before I forget. Because...what a weird, zen little dude. Oh, and if I didn't laugh for you this weekend, I'm sorry. I did my best to get to everyone.:
  • Me: *compliments Travis's volunteer's hair while he's talking to the person in front of me*
  • Travis: It is gorgeous. Isn't it? She's beautiful.
  • Me: *laughs nervously* Yeah, absolutely!
  • Travis: *looks at my personalization* Melissa. Melissa. So good to meet you Melissa. Tell me, Melissa. Are you happy?
  • Me: Uh?
  • Travis: Are you happy?
  • Me: Uh...yes?
  • Travis: I can tell. I can definitely tell. You have a great laugh. A great energy. *inhales like he's wafting my spirit in his direction* Can you do something for me, Melissa?
  • Me: Sure.
  • Travis: *stares at me intently* Can you laugh for me?
  • Me: Ha...ha? Haha?
  • Travis: Good. Good. Good, Melissa. Can you do something else?
  • Me: Y-yes?
  • Travis: I want you to laugh for everyone here this weekend. Because so many people here need your energy. They need to feed off it. You can help them all.
  • Me: I'll, uh. I'll do my best, Travis.
  • Travis: Thanks, Melissa. You're a good soul. Have a good weekend.
spn 11x20 spoilers (kinda, not really)
  • if you think the show has stopped with the gayness, think again
  • you will scream more than once, just as said
  • *angry dean voice: where’s the angel?!
  • amara is a dick
  • metatron is not that bad after all i guess
  • “there ain’t no me if there ain’t no you” moments
  • the most important character is coming back !!!
  • not telling you who doe teh heh he
  • okay fuck it the samulet is back and if dean wears it in the next ep there won’t be peace when i am done i and i will cry some more
  • my tears or just the fkn ocean, who knows
  • starting a petition for robbie thompson to write every ep of spn ever again
  • god himself ships destiel
  • cas is his fav, god is one of us guys
  • did i mention the samulet
  • sam kept it in his fkn pocket the whole god damn time
  • how will i survive through this season i can’t bye