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The Joker x Reader 6 **You shouldn’t mess with him, but ...**

         He’s been looking at the building’s plans for an hour. You got bored after 30 minutes. From time to time he growls, squinting his eyes, analyzing every single detail.

           “Puddin…?”

          “Hmmm…?”        Still not paying attention.

          I’m soooo bored. Play with me.”

          “I’m busy, doll.”         That’s all you get. You pout.

          “Why do we need to rob another bank? We already have so much money. What are we going to do with it?”

           A look of disapproval. This means you should shut it down, but you like to live on the edge.

          “Misterrrrrr Jaaaaayyyy?“ you whine.

          He finally looks at you, visibly annoyed. You pop your gum, playing with your hair.

            “Come on, take me out somewhere. Let’s go driving. Do you want me to drive?”

           “No!”, he scoffs. “Baby doll, go play somewhere else, you’re distracting me. Out!”        Clenched jaw, he’s getting mad.

          “Nooooo, don’t send me away, I’ll behave, OK?” You wink at him and he nods in agreement.

             “Be quiet.”

             Jeez, he’s moody today. You take a deep breath, then exhale loudly.

             J blinks slowly, glaring at you with his mouth open.

            “OK, alright, I’m not here, I promise.” You lift your hands in surrender.

            15 more minutes pass. You decide to make them count.

             A lump of tissue lands on his lap. He chooses to ignore it.

            A few seconds later, three more land on his papers.

            “Really?… Really, Y/N?”     He’s irritated.

            “I’m sorry, Puddin”, you say while you keep on tossing the tissue towards him. “Please forgive me.”

           He leans back in his chair, crossing his arms, watching you continue to make a mess. You sure rolled a lot of tissue in 15 minutes.

           “Are you done?”   Non- existing eyebrows lifted, you’re in trouble.

           “Yes, babe, that was my last one,” you say, innocently smiling, making your neck disappear in between your shoulders.

          “I sure hope you’re done, I don’t have time for games.”     Why is he so bitter today?

            “Fine, fine, I’m going,” you sigh, giving up. You head towards the door and he gets back to his business, not before he slams the papers around, aggravated.     *Idea*

            Your red, lacy bra softly hits his face, very shortly followed by the matching panties.

             He doesn’t move, his eyelashes flutter, just staring at the two items now resting on his important plans.

             “I’m sorry, Puddin, I’ve run out of tissue,” you giggle.       OMG, is that…is that…a smile?

              “Kitten, you are really pushing it,” he finally grins, looking up as you crawl on top of the desk, moving everything out of your way.

              You scoot over at the end of the desk, your legs in his lap. The Joker grabs your short dress, pulling you closer.

              “Why are you so grumpy today?” you complain, caressing his hair, getting ready to kiss him.

            “Because I’ve been fucking horny since this morning and I’m too busy to do anything about it!”, he suddenly blurts out, frustrated, making you blush.               Please don’t be afraid to share.

             “Poor, poor, Mister Jaaaayyyy,” you whisper, holding his face and trying hard not to laugh. “All horny with his papers …”

              “Shut up! If you repeat that to anybody, ever, I will hurt you”, he says, playfully slapping the side of your hips.

             “Promise?”, you purr, amused, starting to unbutton his shirt.

           

 Also read:    http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/150118262261/the-joker-x-reader-4-part-1-read-part-2

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/150368518196/the-joker-x-reader-4-part-2

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/149923634976/jared-leto-the-joker-x-reader

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/149663674056/the-joker-x-reader

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/149726795196/the-joker-x-reader-2

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/149886152421/the-joker-x-reader-3

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/150244352366/the-joker-reader-the-purple-coat

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/150411337196/the-joker-x-reader-5

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*wheezes* (Please click for better quality…!!)

Very late, but I wanted to get this dang thing finally over and done with ;A; For Day 4 of Voltron Week: Day Off/Vacation. The Paladins have some time off so Allura starts teaching them one of her favorite Altean pastimes: dancing! 

Meanwhile Coran… the little princess he took care of is not so little any more, and all these Altean dances bring back memories and it really hits them both that they are the last to pass on their traditions to others…sorry my thoughts got a bit heavy– also! First time drawing Coran!! 

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get to know me meme; 20/20 animated movies: howl’s moving castle (2004)
“You who swallowed a falling star, oh heartless man, your heart shall soon belong to me.”

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I got really excited about old man Corvo today

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The entire time that I was gone I could never completely trust someone. And when that goes on for so long you stop… seeing people for people. You see threats or targets. And when I decided to come home, I… I just didn’t know how to turn that part of me off.

If you put...
  • Aries and Cancer in the same room they will:Make a pillow fort and watch a movie, maybe take a nap.
  • Taurus and Gemini in the same room they will:Color in pictures and blast music
  • Leo and Pisces in the same room they will:Jump from bed to bed and pretend the floor is lava
  • Virgo and Aquarius in the same room they will:Talk about every single detail in the last book they read
  • Libra and Capricorn in the same room they will:Have a fashion show with classy music in the background
  • Scorpio and Sagittarius in the same room they will:Have a cup of coffee and enjoy the silence
  • Taylor:*looks out over a stadium filled with people who know every single detail about her life and could write 7 books about her grandma's best friend*
  • Taylor:"Hi, my name is Taylor!"

*Drumroll please* 

SO I HAVE DECIDED TO FINALLY DO MY FIRST EVER NETWORK!!

Moonlight Group is being created to select 20-30 blogs who are perfect with every single detail of their blog, from url to posts to theme to well you get my point!

Rules:

  • You must be following me ( delroyal )
  • Reblog this post at the least of once
  • DO NOT DELETE THE TEXT AS IT WILL NOT SHOW UP ON YOUR BLOG

Perks:

  • A badge with a crescent moon on ya blog
  • Your very own spot on the Moonlight Group page featured on my blog!
  • New friends
  • New followers
  • Group promos
  • A big group chat with all the members 
  • A follow from me (if not already) 
  • We can do Q4Q with each other and everyone else in the group
  • You will find only the best of the best blogs to follow!

Higher Chances:

  • Reblog this post 8439275982 times
  • TALK TO ME TALK TO ME TALK TO ME TALK TO ME 
  • Message me stating why you would want to be chosen!

More:

  • This photo was made by prayh
  • I will be choosing when I get a very good amount of notes! 
  • PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP OR IT NEVER HAPPENED
  • I could seriously care less about your follower count, I don’t care if you have 3 followers, just have everything about your blog on point!
  • THAT’S ALL, GOODLUCK Y’ALL
The worst thing is loving someone when you know you shouldn’t anymore. It’s caring about someone, wondering how they are and what they’re up to when the truth is, they’ve stopped wondering about you a long time ago. The worst thing is remembering every single detail of your relationship when he’s obviously forgotten about you. The worst thing is missing him so much when he doesn’t even realize you’re gone. The worst thing is feeling the same as you ever did, but knowing you shouldn’t, because he doesn’t anymore.
—  Daily Tumblr Love Quotes

“We’re process nerds. People don’t realize how important it is for refugee applicants to get every single detail right. One misstep can lead to dire results. We think Aya is in a very vulnerable situation right now, so we’re going to get her appeal filed as quickly as possible. Luckily Betsy and I like to think we are the fastest people in the world at filing these types of appeals. Unfortunately, Aya’s case is not uncommon. These refugee rejections can be based on extremely tangential circumstances. We’ve had clients get turned away because of a crime committed by a distant relative that they’ve never even met. One client’s case was put on indefinite hold because of his connection to a childhood neighbor that he hadn’t spoken to in twenty years. Bureaucratic decisions like these can exclude deserving refugees and leave them at risk of further harm. International Refugee Assistance Project has been very successful with our appeals. The fact that we have one million signatures on Aya’s behalf is really going to help. Once we can elevate the case to a higher profile, it will be reviewed at a higher level with more careful scrutiny. We have so many people watching over this case. And after interviewing Aya about her family history, I’m feeling very good about this. We’ll keep everyone informed every step of the way.”

This is Lara ‘The Terminator’* Finkbeiner. Along with Betsy ‘The Hammer’* Fisher, she will be spearheading Aya’s case. Betsy is represented by the intercom because she is working from Minneapolis.

*Nicknames assigned by me and may or may not be in common usage.

honestly, this mixtape is proof that music can touch regardless of the language. the sheer emotion behind the delivery, the thought behind the composition, the production, every single fucking detail is enough to know what he’s talking about or at least have an idea of it
this mixtape is beautiful, it’s a work of art, a raw masterpiece and i cant be any prouder of the genius behind it

If I think of how personally hurt and outraged Jay must have felt to see her own sweet, dedicated, caring son being compared to the man who abandoned both him and her, of how deeply aware she must have been of the pain that comment surely inflicted to Louis, of how infuriated and incredibly frustrated she must have been to still have to keep on with this farce…If I think of this all, the way Jay reacted to such a disgusting low blow, to such a gratuitous act of viciousness, well, wow, I can’t help but shut up and bow down to such a mother. What a lesson of class, genuineness, strength and most of all love. Here’s to the only parent Louis really resembles and, God, he’ll be a blessing to his own children one day. Chapeau!