every president wants to be a cat

The different Jensen’s+Dean.

Regular Jensen - Sweet, loves his family/friends, everyone wants him to be gay, Daddy ™ , Gets uncomfortable in large crowds, tries his best, can’t pronounce Meme.

Goatee Ackles - Kinda rude, doesn’t sleep enough, treats kids and animals like they deserve the world, feminist, will fight anyone that thinks Donald Trump should be president, drinks too much coffee. 

Macho - Is in a biker gang, Gay, actual sunshine, kinda sad, bakes a lot, has way too many plants, visits gay clubs on the reg (inconspicuously), say’s he’ll fight anyone but will try to talk it out.

Throwbackles - Sinnamon roll, actual pornstar ™, every moms wet dream, has a big dick but doesn’t brag about it, scared of thunderstorms, has seven cats, actually really sweet like wtf?

Dean-O - Looks like he can kill you (can kill you), Actual sweetheart ™, everyone wants him to be bi, probably is bi, Sad af, loves pie, (S)cinnamon roll, watches daytime tv, loves chick flicks but won’t admit it, deserves the best.

Tagged by Annalee, thank youu xx @grrrumpybi

Relationship status: President of the lonely gay hearts club™
Pets: a cat! (she lives with my Dad tho, so I only get to see her once in a blue moon)
Last song I listened to: Ed Sheeran - How would you feel 
Favourite TV shows: Friends, Sherlock (2010-2016), Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn 99, Agent Carter, sense8 
Hobbies: Reading, writing, daydreaming, watching an unhealthy amount of TV shows and lying on the floor and overthinking every choice I’ve made since I was five 
Rules: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better (tags are under the cut)

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