every player from every team

shieldedstar  asked:

so who are your hockey boys?

oh dude there’s so many. literally all of the pittsburgh penguins. jaromir jagr. most of the canes (skinner, aho, staal, elias, hanny, tuevo, lack). pk subban and james neal from the preds. a good handful of the leafs (matthews, marner, willy, kadri, mo&gards). jordie benn and the gallys from montreal. dylan larkin. parayko, reaves, tarasenko from the blues. brent burns and tomas hertl. patrik laine. jonathan drouin. eric staal. nathan mackinnon. landeskog. eichel and rinehart. the sedins. werenski. BIZNASTY (ahl but w/e). johnny hockey and monny. jtoews and oduya. ben bishop. patrick sharp. zdeno chara. shayne gostisbehere. taylor hall. charlie coyle. nugent-hopkins and mcdave. parise and suter. paul martin. plus all the goalies and probably like 50 other players in the damn league.

honestly if they’re a) are currently or have ever been on the penguins, b) swedish, c) finnish, e) were team NA, d) played for the peoria rivermen, and/or e) went either undrafted or second overall, they’re one of my boys

  • me: *watches clock anxiously*
  • clock: February 29, 2016, 2:59 pm ET
  • me: whew, ok. there's no way anyone will make a trade at this point.
  • NHL app: every player from every team has been swapped out. sidney crosby has quit hockey. alex ovechkin was traded for a soggy piece of bread.