every da

yall…. 

PLEATHE dont sleep on the houseguests who are bringing entertainment this season (and by entertainment i dont mean funny DR’s or some stupid shit i mean crazy gameplay, personality, fighting-potential, crackedtness, and paranoia.)

like if a bitch is a meninist woman hater, its whatever do you boo as long as you deliver bomb feeds (to anyone who thinks this doesnt exist: loveita says hello!)

liiiike uhhhh my ass is HERE for crackedt cody, josh, kwanza, alex, megan, dominique, matt, mark, jessica, ramses, and elena.

as long as you bringing SOMETHING to this show im here for it

no offence but when lgbt+ gamers speak out about romance (options) in bioware games and get told by straight fans that they shouldn’t play the games just for romance they are completely missing the point and i am tired of it

The Signs as Iconic Samurai Jack Moments
  • Ares: "I'm gonna make a lot of money cashin' in on your hide!" "I hear that often, but always from poor men."
  • Taurus: Aku transforming into a hot girl and Jack accidentally falling in love with him for an entire episode
  • Gemini: The Scotsman insulting Jack for thirty solid goddamn seconds
  • Cancer: "LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS - "
  • Leo: Jack watching a lizard climb up a tree with sheer wonder and adoration in his eyes
  • Virgo: Jack absolutely working those fucking stilettos
  • Libra: The shinobi shadow warrior fight and all the ensuing "no fucking WAY"s you absolutely said out loud
  • Scorpio: E X T R A T H I C C
  • Sagittarius: Every time Jack gets more naked than the situation really requires
  • Capricorn: "SCAR-a-MOUCHE the MER-ci-less, bay-bee!"
  • Aquarius: Every goddamn thing about Da Samurai's atrocious fashion sense
  • Pisces: "You see, Aku: I am smart, and you are pure evil."
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The adventures of Genji & Ganja 🌸

Shitmada druglords’ empire 10/10
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Woah so you say that ship names in Danny Phantom suck and they should be based on characters’ names okay that sounds good
I know they could be done better but you know I did it just for the laughs XD

I feel sorry for Tucker, he is just freaking doomed because of his name
Just imagine if someone’s first name was starting with a letter F :^) 

 [The Apprentice’s Fear] He is not really a Tranquil, that’s just a bad dream.

Monach is the last of my Dragon Age kids, an over sensitive mage apprentice, scared of… everything. He’s been raised in a circle but would probably set himself on fire if he tried to light a candle with magic…

That kid is a walking bomb, ‘could turn into an abomination any time. The Harrowing wasn’t even an option, he had to be made Tranquil. Well. He turned to blood magic in a desperate attempt to run away. (It worked. But the demons keep harassing him in his dreams)

*crashes through door*

LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE

*smashes table*

HERE IN DUCKBURG

*jumps into pool of coins*

RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES

*punches monster in face*

IT’S A DUCK BLUR

*grappling hooks out*

  • Me re-starting a video game : Okay I'm going to try a new class, a new character design, choose other plot points, and romance a different character!
  • Me : *chooses same class*
  • Me : *creates mirror-image character*
  • Me : *plays quests with the exact same outcome*
  • Me : *romances same companion*
  • Me : *plays game exactly the same way*
  • Me : wait what-- okay.