Dear Poop, I poop you. You have a nice poop. You make me poop. You should poop. Someday, I will poop. You + Me = More POOP. If I saw you now, I’d poop. I want to poop on you. I would build a poop statue, just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Poopy. We could poop under the stars. Love, EVER. [ P.S. I have to poo. ]
Lmfao that was beautiful.