everest challenge

Also let’s get one thing clear. Valkyrie has never fucked the Hulk, no, but she has considered it numerous times, just in terms of logistics and size and technique and how it would affect their friendship but also like some dumb white Victorian European looking at Mount Everest, why does this challenge call to here? Because it is there. With a potentially three foot long dong and a surprisingly charming personality.

I don’t get why people want to climb Everest. It is freezing cold and there is a real chance you could die. Plus it costs like a million dollars or something. I get that you want a challenge but why not just give all of your money to a poor community in rural India or Africa and then try living in one of those communities for the rest of your life, that would be a real challenge and you would be a bigger hero than the 5000th or so person to climb a particular mountain. 


Good morning⭐️

“A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles.” – Tim Cahill

Ahh, that is so true. I woke up to several emails and messages inquiring about my next adventure, encouraging me to try different races and challenges. I appreciate to my core that people think of me in this way. More than any experience I’ve had in the last year, it is the friends I’ve made along the way that I treasure most (insert prayer-hands emoji). I love you so very much.

Happy Sunday!