Tiny’s destiny is depressing. If he signs the Book, he has to die by the hands of a thief who steals his stuff

Also, according to the fairy tale, the story took place over the course of 5-7 years. If Tiny was born before “Jack” climbed the Beanstalk, he was very young when he lost his father. There’s even a chance he never even met his father (if he was conceived late). Either way, Tiny lost his father “for the sake of the story”. 

…Poor Tiny.

I confess I’m starting to really hate Alastair and Bunny.
Bunny and Alastair have such a great design but I feel like their characters are complete garbage and their vanilla romance is so stupid it makes me want to vomit. I made them my NOTP.
Ugh, their characters should not be based on their romance, it’s SO unnecessary. Just a rant, I hope I’m not the only one -_-.