ever so smooth

Lance absentmindedly calling Keith ‘babe’ though. they’re not even dating. he just does. 

“hey babe, you wanna go for some training?” 

“hey babe, pass the salt would you?” 

“could you - ah, thanks babe.” 

Keith is so fucking confused and weirdly pleased and the team thinks its the most hilarious thing that’s happened since the lot of them were chosen as defenders of the galaxy (which is still pretty hilarious to them.) 

Lance never even realises he’s doing it. nobody even tells him. he doesn’t know the team is laughing at him. he doesn’t know he’s now the reason why Keith spends all his nights awake staring at the ceiling just thinking an endless stream of ?????


why do we pretend that this performance doesn’t exist???

If you don’t shave your legs during the winter then I have a news flash for you: You don’t like shaving your legs.

Goodbye, Little Night

Originally posted by otterbender

Last Night, you walked out in front of me. The light shown through the shadows and lit up your face. From the dark, you kissed me and I didn’t want to be alone. It’s all my dark side has ever wanted. So soft and smooth, your lips on mine is my groove. I could do this forever. Started off so innocent and now you’re full of confidence. 

Adorn my walls with misconception. Deception, I’m guilty of just the same. I’ve waited for forever for this, playing good just to shower me in your crystal sight. I won’t wait around long, the misguided wind whispers for me to “go.”

I dreamed about you three times this week. It wasn’t right waking up, sure I had the sun, but he did nothing for me. Maybe it’s just me, but I think I’m where I’m supposed to be. Instead I’m just dancing for the cameras, and playing a part. An actor for a movie with no plot.    

“That little kiss you stole, it held my heart and soul.”
heimdall said everything is bigger in asgard, wanna find out?
—  steve trying to awkwardly seduce bucky while visiting asgard

anonymous asked:

How would the Kirisaki Daiichi boys ask their crush out on a date and where would they take them?


  • Furuhashi wouldn’t beat around the bush and approach you very calmly. He’d tell you his intentions, that he likes you, that he wants to go out with you and then ask you out. If you do say yes, he might even give you the teeniest of smiles (or maybe a lip twitch). If you say no, he’d walk away calmly, thanking you for your time but also plotting your murder.
  • Since he’s a relatively chill guy, he might take them to a park to relax in an informal picnic. The two of you would have prepared the basket beforehand and would just sit back and enjoy the nice breeze. Or you both might also end up playing around with a frisbee or a ball to keep the two of you entertained.


  • “Oy, baka. Go out with me.” Ah, yes, the ever so smooth Hanamiya Makoto would command you to go out with him. Although, seeing your pissed off expression, he’d tone down the ego and might ask through a mumble whether you wanted to go out with him. If you said yes, he’d just give you a dumb cocky smirk and walk away. If you said no, then he’d probably call you very mean things before walking away.
  • If you were old enough, he might take you to a bar to get some drinks and get a little bit tipsy. The two of you would dance and just have a hell of a good time. He’d also show off his dart throwing skills if there was one around. If you got him drunk enough, you might even see him karaoke. “Ha? Like that’ll ever happen!” Hanamiya scoffed.


  • Similar to Furuhashi, he’d approach you directly and ask you straightaway after chatting you up for a bit. He’d be nice and friendly (although a bit suspicious with his unseen eyes) and smoothly ask you out on a date, but maybe he’d just refer to it as a hang out.
  • Taking you to the arcade might be his first ideal date since it’s simple and the two of you could enjoy it with the variety of games. He’d spend his time getting to know you more and relishing the excited expressions that appeared on your face.


  • Seto would take his time to take you out. He’s calculative and cunning and thus, he would plan out the perfect plan to ask you out, to ensure your agreement. His memorization skills were also very impressive since he managed to remember almost everything you said. Though, when he was going to actually ask you out, he might get a bit tongue tied.
  • Seeing as he preferred intelligent girls, Seto would ensure that the first date would be more relaxing and sweet for the both of you. He’d opt for a coffee shop or a library. You both could enjoy good acoustic music in a café or help each other study for the next exam.


  • Although he might not seem as intelligent as the others, he has better communication skills since he won’t scare girls away. He’d take it slow, and might get a little nervous, might stumble over his words a bit, but you’d find that flattering instead. If you said yes, his face would light up instantly. But if you said no, then he might get a little bit upset and avoid you for a while.
  • Yamazaki’s ideal first date might be lunch at a nice restaurant/diner since eating might be something the two of you could enjoy. He’d introduce you to all his favorite foods and he would get more time to spend with you, to talk to you and get to know you better.

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Enemies AU

“I can’t believe I’m stuck in here with a Daxamite,” Kara murmurs as she looks to the roof of the building they’re seemingly trapped in. Bars separating them, yes. But each subject to sit down and stay harboured by the red lights that shines above them. Typical really. Kara Danvers, kidnapped by a rogue alien and forced to spend her jail time with a son of Daxam. Nothing could ever run so smooth in her unusual captures. Resting her head back against the bars, the Kryptonian licked her tongue over her lips and crossed her ankles over one another before hands came to rest upon her knees. “I mean, I know being from Daxam, it’s a stupid thing for me to even ask you, but have you got any ideas on how to get us out of here?”

NEW TRACKS: Drake ft. Beyoncé - “Can I”

Beyoncé and Drake are at it again! The dynamic duo teamed up to collaborate on Drake’s new single, “Can I.” Their first musical endeavor resulted in the ever-so-smooth smashing hit, “Mine,” which was featured on Beyonce’s self-titled album. Although it wasn’t released as a single, both voices meshed, creating musical magic, and set the bar for any future collabs.

“Can I,” on the other hand, falls a little flat. The two-minute song feels more like an interlude and Beyonce’s feature is a mere speaking vocal sample. 10 points for creatively using a sample. Minus 10 points for the very loose definition of the word feature. Drake’s contributions are stellar, but maybe calling it a feature was a stretch.

Beyonce’s beyhive is very loyal and will scour the land for any new music, and since she hasn’t done so since 2013, it was genius for Drake to use the momentum of her fandom by “featuring” Beyoncé on his latest song. It was a fine strategy, but didn’t allow both artists to shine in their best light. 

So, question is: “Can I,” just maybe… hear Beyoncé sing?

-M. Jones

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