ever a surprise


Zara: oh wow look at this random puppy that happened to walk in,,,can we keep her?

Zara: I’m going to name her Roxie definitely not named after roxie from chicago

Adrian: Zara,,,,that was your surprise,,,,who let her out

Blake from the hallway: Uhh,,Adrian I think we have a situation

Adrian: Did you lose the dog?

Blake: Yes…..

Adrian: remind me to never trust you with surprises ever


Magnus Bane + tossing things around

So guess what I’m still thinking of? If you guessed “the seven birds as gods” you are correct. Specifically, I’ve been thinking of what they might be patron gods of and what kinds of prayers they’d be most likely to answer.

Lucretia - She’s a goddess of protection, of course, and also guidance in difficult decisions and forgiveness. She answers prayers for those looking for protection, but her most generous answers are for those who pray for protection on behalf of others, in the defense of others. She provides guidance to those facing difficult choices and quiets guilty hearts of repentant people. Lucretia cannot force the forgiveness of others, but she can ease the hurt between people so that both sides suffer less.

Davenport - He’s a god of travelers and journeys, of clear thoughts and articulation. A lot of sailors and adventurers pray to him and he guides them to safe passage, but he also receives prayers from people who have difficulty communicating - either because they have difficulty collecting their thoughts, difficulty expressing themselves, or difficulty being understood. He gives them the right words in a variety of ways, and ensures that those who cannot speak for themselves are not overlooked of forgotten.

Merle - He’s a god of fertility, dance, and hope. He answers prayers of families and performers (though the ways in which he answers performers is unpredictable and frequently hilarious). He gives special attention to families that are strained or in some way separated; he provides healing even if the family cannot be reunited. He also answers the prayers of people looking for hope in desperate and dark situations, and those asking for second chances; it’s very rare that those kinds of prayers ever go unanswered.

Magnus - He’s a god of strength, skill in battle, lost love, and endurance. Magnus gets a lot of prayers from fighters looking to be stronger than anyone else, and he usually answers those prayers by guiding them closer to other people. He has a similar solution for those praying for lost loves and endurance - he guides them to other people, and things to do, causes to live for. It’s the best advice he has. (Julia is not technically a goddess but sometimes she answers prayers too, especially prayers from oppressed people suffering under unfair rule.)

Lup - She’s a goddess of chaos, justice, patience, and freedom. She appreciates unrestrained displays of magic. Some pray to her mistakenly expecting her to answer prayers of destruction or vengeance, but she only answers where there is a wrong to be righted. Like Julia, Lup answers the prayers of the oppressed, as well as the desperate, betrayed, and those facing impossible odds. (The answers to these prayers are sometimes destructive, as the situation calls for it.) Lup also answers prayers of patience, and calms passionate spirits until the time is right; she answers the prayers of those trapped physically or in a dangerous situation and aids their escape.

Taako - He’s a god of cooking, trickery, and teaching. He’s a trickster god and so it’s sometimes difficult to know answered prayers have actually been answered, but that in itself is a lesson - be careful who you trust and seek your own solutions. He’s known for listening to students struggling to learn for reasons outside of their control - a lack of resources, or specific learning needs. The answers to those prayers are usually detrimental to who or whatever is standing in their way. Most prayers involving tricks result in the trick failing spectacularly or putting the person who said the prayer at the receiving end. There is a specific prayer attributed to him to check food for poison; he almost always answers for people like those in his audiences, and if a dish is poisoned it will glow with a soft pink color. 

Barry - He’s the god of research, memory, and finding lost things. Barry most frequently receives prayers from people who are looking for something - many different types of something. Some are looking for insubstantial goals, such as love or success. Some are looking for answers, or information, or a favorite item. He pays special attention to prayers looking for lost people (either those who are missing or who have lost their way). He also answers prayers to preserve and refresh memory; when the memory cannot be helped directly, sometimes he’ll answer these prayers by surrounding the person by reminders of things they’ve forgotten.

The Melody You Never Heard - bananasandboots

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Alternate Universe, Enemies to Lovers, Camping | 30k

It’s one last adventure. One last chance to be young and carefree. One final weekend before they take up their internships, their corporate positions, before they enter the real world, fresh out of university. Niall’s his best mate. Liam’s been there for him since they were lost, little freshmen, trying to find their ways through an overwhelming first year. Harry can’t disappoint them, even if it means enduring four days with Louis.

Louis, who he does share a history with, a history he’s never told anyone about, not even Niall, a history he hasn’t brought up in three years because it’s stupid and embarrassing and confusing.

Or, the one where Harry gets roped into a four-day camping trip with the boy who kissed him and never called back.


I have no good feelings about this fight my pals, not even half

There’s a corner of my yard I don’t grow. It is just dandelions for the bunnies and friend’s bunnies.


the most supportive relationship


some old doodles from yet another space-related au bc I still have no self control and space is cool

markhamillz  asked:

Okay, if its okay, might you be able to draw some nice good old fashioned Role Reversal Royai? Be it angsty or fluffy, whichever you prefer.

Even in an AU I can’t bring myself to believe the Madame would ever do such a thing but here you go :3


Founded by Salazar Slytherin, the house is traditionally home to students who exhibit such traits as cunning, resourcefulness, and ambition. Its emblematic animal is a snake and its colours are green and silver.

Happy Birthday Drea!! Part 6

veteratorianvillainy  asked:

How do the butts of each avenger rank against each other? What criteria determines best butt?

Oh man. Regrettably I’m no longer loopy, but I’m gonna answer this ask anyway. I’m also going to go with MCU because comic butts have been rendered by many an artist and that would take a bit more time. (Apologies to the actors [You are all wonderful people, I’m sure] for sitting down and judging your butts. I’m sure you’ll never read this anyway.)

First, a sample size:

Let’s start with Cap:

Steve Rogers has what I like to think of as a cut butt. He’s got little dimples on either side of the cheeks where the gluteus maximus overlays the gluteus medius. This contributes to what Sam Wilson refers to as “Captain Small Ass.” A small ass, firm, good for grabbing and also good at running past fellow joggers at a million miles an hour.

Iron Man:

Tony Stark has an infamous bubble butt. His glutes are high and pleasingly rounded, and this is emphasized even more by his tendency to wear lifts. Tony claims this is resultant of the squat craze in the 90s, but whatever the cause, his bubble butt is very pleasing to look at, especially because all his clothes are tailored to show it off from every possible angle.


Thor, I suspect, also has a cut butt. His jeans are a relaxed fit, but even so, there’s not much definition visible through the fabric. The, ahem, crease, does seem to sit rather high, however, giving us lovely back dimples and I butt that, I’m pretty sure, is a dead ringer for the Statue of David.


Clint Barton is the man with the unexpectedly pleasing butt. As you can see, both cheeks are perfectly rounded, but still nice and tight. Additionally, he fills out to the sides without having a perky butt like Tony’s. His is the quintessential peach butt.


Sam Wilson’s butt is surprisingly hard to find as it is frequently planking toward the sky and not toward his admirers. That being said, he has a workhorse butt. It is very solid, and looks like it could carry him for days. The overall shape is pert without being bubbly. An excellent butt.

Black Widow:

Natasha’s butt is the quintessential apple butt. Round and a little bottom heavy without being too much of any one thing. It is also a butt that is a serious contributor to her amazingly deadly thighs. Part of the power of her scissor kicks comes from her butt and she’ll never let us forget that.

The Hulk:

Bruce Banner, as arguably the most sedentary of the Avengers (when he’s not a giant rage monster), still has a very pleasing butt. As you can see above, he chooses the cuts of his pants well to show off his semi-cut butt, thus overshadowing both Barton and Stark in this photo. A lovely sitting butt.

The Winter Soldier:

Bucky Barnes butt shares qualities with Clint Barton’s butt, but it is overall a little more grounded. He, too, knows how to style to show off the best qualities of his butt, even when he’s dressing like a hobo. As you can see, his butt is full, not cut, and while it’s relatively flat, you know from his Thic Thighs ™ that he can probably crack walnuts between his cheeks.

In short, the Avengers (and bonus non-Avengers) are a team of very pleasing butts and surely there’s a butt among them for everyone who might wish to appreciate a butt.