evenining

lot of yanks not understandin wot a cheeky nandos is well basically imagine ur wiv ya crew in town at like 9 in evenin and ya mate cal talkin bout when stacy palmed him off thru is chinos and ruined em so he had to leave em in bins round back of aldi and run home thru town in his pants like a tru ledge of banter and it’s propper top but ur hank marvin so ya mate phil is like oi lads let’s hit up gregs an ur like yes mate it’s gonna be well banterous but then ya boi Gazza realises that ur hangin wiv Meg and she aint bout that pastry life so he pulls out his old £50 nandos gift card and ur like Gazza u fukin bantersaurus rex that is top so you all go hav a cheeky nandos and it’s propa smashin

if only - chapter two

title: if only
genre: au/fluff/angst (this chapter is mainly fluff and a little angst)
summary: Based off of this text post, in which Dan gets sent to a camp to “correct” him, but it isn’t really what his mother signed him up for.
pairings: phan, side kickthestickz and side tronnor. other side pairings like krinx and septiplier that vary in importance.
warnings: selfharm, abuse, homophobia, suicidal thoughts. dan is 15-16 and phil’s 19. in this chapter the selfharm is mentioned in passing but still rather graphic.
word count: 4.5k
a/n: Alright. Woah. This took eight months, I get it. I hope this chapter was at least worth half the wait. Lots of love to the sweetheart @danandphilarenotonyoutube​ for beta-ing this for me and being so kind and helpful, and to my friend @knight-of-cats​ for reading and laughing at it as well. I’m so sorry about the wait but I’m not gonna set a deadline for the next one. There will be a next one, but please keep in mind that I am a high school freshman who is very, very tired. Goodnight.

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At last, I can share with you a short we made with my classmates last December… Here is a little presentation, then I will post some work I made for it !

“On a moonless evenin’
The wind is blowin’
An odd soup is bubblin
And a mysterious lady is grinnin’
….
Soup'cière!”

This is a team project made in one month for a school exercise. We were five on it :
- Cécile Carre ( carrececile.tumblr.com / carrececile.blogspot.fr )
- Céline Desoutter ( clndt.tumblr.com / cdesoutterportfolio2015.blogspot.fr )
- Élena Dupressoir ( elenadupressoir.tumblr.com )
- Viviane Guimarães ( vivianevguimaraes.blogspot.com / vivianevguimaraes.tumblr.com )
- Ines Scheiber ( tres-laranjinhas.blogspot.fr )

Music by Ricardo Ranzani ( soundcloud.com/ricardo-ranzani )

Pink Floyd members : writing skills
  • Roger Waters : Hey you, out there in the cold ,getting lonely, getting old,can you feel me?
  • David Gilmour : When that fat old sun in the sky is falling
  • Summer evenin' birds are calling...
  • Syd Barrett : Emily tries but misunderstands, ah ooh
  • She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams till tomorrow !
  • Rick Wright : Remember a day before today, a day when you were young, free to play alone with time, evening never came.
  • Nick Mason : HERE COMES THE SANTA IN HIS SLEIGH, THOSE SILVER BELLS THEY SOUND SO GAY
  • interviewer: iggy drop some fresh free style on us!
  • iggy:
  • iggy:
  • iggy:
  • iggy: what ever happened to predictablitity? The milk man, the paper boy, evenin' tv. you miss your old familiar friends, but waiting just around the bend...everywhere you look (everywhere), there's a heart (there's a heart), a hand to hold on to, everywhere you look (everywhere), there's a face of somebody who needs you, when you're lost out there and your all alone a light is waiting to carry you home, everywhere you look!
Where’s my Machine Gun?

Joker: Harls,honey?

Harley: Ya?

Joker: Where’s daddy’s machine gun?

Harley: What?

Joker: Where. Is. My. Machine.Gun

Harley: I, uh.. put it away puddin..

Joker: Where?

Harley: WHY DO YA NEED TO KNOW?

Joker: I NEED IT.

Harley: UH UH. DONTCHA THINK ABOUT RUNNIN OFF AND DOIN BYE-BYE BATSY AGAIN PUDDIN,WE KNOW HOW THAT TURNS OUT. WE’VE BEEN PLANNIN THIS DINNER FOR TWO MONTHS!

Joker: BUT THE PUBLIC HASN’T BEEN IN ANY RECENT DANGER!

Harley: MY EVENINS IN DANGER!

Joker: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY MACHINE GUN IS,HARLS. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD HERE WHICH IS KILLING THE BATS.

Harley: Greater good? I’M YOUR GIRLFRIEND.I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU’RE EVER GONNA GET !

Originally posted by ivanisinsane