even when you don't want to admit it

"I miss you" Sentence Starters!
  • "Come back to me! Even as a ghost... Even as a dream..."
  • "I left a house key in the flower pot for you, y'know... in case you want to come back."
  • "Fine! I'll admit it! I miss you! I miss you so fucking bad, okay!?"
  • "You're not coming back, are you?"
  • "Why does it hurt when you're not here!?"
  • "It was my fault. I'm trying to make up for it; just don't shut me out!"
  • "I know it's only been a few days but..."
  • "You can't leave me alone with my thoughts like this!"
  • "It doesn't matter. It's not like I miss you or anything..."
  • "I wish I could have told them sooner. Now they're gone, and I'm an idiot."
7

Ziggy Marshall, magician!

I had a Mattel Fashionista Zigzag Curvy hanging around, the cool WOC with half cornrows and half rooted blond curls. I also recently acquired a Wolf King Female Joker, mostly for her cool clothes, a reinterpretation of the Joker’s from Batman Begins. The two-tone hair on the accompanying sculpt put me in mind of Zigzag, whose head I liked more. I decided to make a person cosplaying the Joker.

Of course, that’s where my idea started, but Ziggy took it in her own direction. At first I thought I could pop her head on the Wolf King body and just paint the neck to match, then hide the rest with clothes. Well, it turns out that paint don’t stick to those #%&%@$ squishy bust bodies, so I hacked off the Curvy’s bust. I removed the arms and reamed out the inside of the bust with my Dremel, then glued it over the Wolf King framework. Then I had only to cover everything else up with clothes, which I did. Ziggy’s pink socks prompted me to keep her BRIGHT PINK lips and then add some more pink in the form of the hair covering her original rooting area.

Anyway, folks, here’s Ziggy Marshall, the Maestra of Mystery, the Magical Master…Maestro of Mistress… Fuck it. The title is still a work in progress, apparently. Anyway, she’s a stage magician. She can juggle pretty well, but her specialty is scrying, which is cold reading with an acrylic juggling ball as a prop.

inspiteofthewinter  asked:

I can be absolutely sympathetic if you are struggling with your English while giving me your order. But I need you to be patient with me as well, I am trying to make sure I don't fuck up your order, I am not trying to insult you when I repeat it back. There isn't a need to be huffy with me ffs

Oh I don’t even think this is even limited to a language barrier. Some people are soft spoken, but not all of them realize it. You’d think that if this is something that occurs to them often(which is probably does, I can speak for that on a personal level) they’d be more understanding. But a lot of people don’t want to admit to any “fault” such as a language barrier or the so called “weakness” of being soft spoken. There are a lot of social implications to why this kind of thing happens, but I hope I narrowed it down enough not to be tldr. My husband is guilty of being soft spoken and bitchy about people not understanding him. Even to me and I’m married to his whispering pain in the butt. All that rage in such a low tone of voice. It’s kind of cute. -Abby

I Want You To Want To Tickle Me.

I don’t want you to like me because you can tickle me.

I want you to tickle me because you love me.

because you want to hear MY laughter.
because you want to break MY shyness to even say the damn word.
because you want to make ME admit that I love it.
because you want MY submission, not just any sensitive flesh.

And when I see that you want me, I will never stop wanting your touch.

anonymous asked:

I kinda noticed something that i wanted to like, ask you about if that's ok? Like... why is it whenever there's Bulma/Vegeta moments in eps, or Gohan/Videl, or Goku/Chi-Chi, we get a new flood of fan works of them? Or even w/o eps. Especially with innuendo/smut. But when there's K18 moments we get almost nothing, especially smutty stuff? Like I've even seen smut artists admit they ship them hard, but still draw 18 almost always with other guys from the show. Like why do you think it's like that?

Simple, people don’t like seeing Eighteen with Krillin. That’s it. Even if those ‘fans’ claim they do, why would they not draw them then? I mean to each their own and draw what you want, but it is kind of hypocritical to say that and then turn around and refuse to draw K18 just because drawing her with an arrange of other guys is so much more popular…

I mean, I dunno what else to tell you, this trend has been in the fandom for so long that I ignore it and create my own stuff instead, though I do not draw smut very often, that is just a choice I make. ^_^.

Hope that helps.

It’s hilarious how people use orihime being insecure over ichigo’s and rukia’s relationship as a claim she ‘supported’ it or was ‘threatened’ by it when it was so obviously clear that at this point her perspective was so totally biaised because of her feelings of self loathing and her belief of being worth nothing but sure it’s totally an ichiruki moment 

anonymous asked:

how do you deal with loneliness and nostalgia? I've been feeling really lonely lately and all I wanna do is close myself to people even if I don't want to. what do you do? ever felt like this?

Hello Fellow INFP,

More than I would like to admit do I feel this way at times. It’s ridiculous sometimes. I get all wrapped up in the past and the way things used to be. Like when I was a kid and things were just easier, then I go into this time warp wondering where the time went, friends and other things. Usually this comes on by stress. Anyways, yes I too then take myself out of things and pull back and just lock myself in my own world and don’t talk to many people. Only problem with that is if you do that too much you being to take yourself out of reality and then you can get depression pretty easy. So I usually take my day or weekend, lock myself in and shut down, then I pick myself up and try to think positive and forward. I tell myself to think more forward to the future because there is nothing I can do or that will really help me from staying in the past and dredging up old feelings and feelings alone can be hard. Then I just carry on and I make myself go out. I live in a pretty populated area and even when I go to the store I end up running into people or even talking to someone and I end up smiling at l;east once. It’s something that you have to kinda force because we are so prone to just shutting people out and getting lonely because we ironiocally though introverted kinda need people. Most extroverted introverts!
So go out, contact a friend and get yourself doing something else so your mind doesn’t have to really stay on the one subject. Our minds especially being INFPs are our own worst enemy and I DO NOT want to see you slip into a deep sadness Anon. It’s not fun and it’s rather self destructive if I do say so myself…

Of course you can always message me! Again I know your feelings all too well. 

-Best Love <3

Fever

Summary: You have a fever and Shawn takes care of you. Tons of cute, caring, kind Shawn. 

Masterlist

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You wake up feeling cold, so cold that you’re almost shivering. Your head hurts and despite the fact that you slept all night, you feel like you haven’t slept in days. You look over to your boyfriend to see that he’s still fast asleep. Lifting his arm, you scoot closer to him, hoping to steal some of his warmth, but it doesn’t help. You still feel cold.

Originally posted by wonderlandgirlforever

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Angsty Sentence Starters
  • "I can't do this anymore."
  • "I'm leaving, and I won't be coming back."
  • "I never want to see you again."
  • "How can I trust you after that?"
  • "I'm sorry."
  • "I can't believe you did this!"
  • "Nothing will ever be the same."
  • "We can't go back to the way we were."
  • "I'm afraid its terminal."
  • "I have something to tell you."
  • "I have bad news."
  • "He/she didn't make it."
  • "I'm not going to make it."
  • "You're not going to make it."
  • "I don't know if I can make it through this."
  • "I miss the way things were."
  • "I miss you."
  • "I hate you."
  • "I hate myself."
  • "I want to die."
  • "I don't want to be here anymore."
  • "I'm terminally ill."
  • "I've lost my eyesight."
  • "I've lost my hearing."
  • "When will you admit that you hate me/him/her?"
  • "I miss you/him/her and you/he/she doesn't/don't even care!"
  • "I'm worthless."
  • "You're worthless."
  • "I just want to be alone."
  • "LEAVE ME ALONE!"
  • "I don't love you/him/her anymore."

anonymous asked:

so you ditched usuk?

*sighs* I don’t know. I have to admit that I don’t crazy about them as much as I had before. I still like them but idk it has been 8 years in this fandom for me. I saw a lot of people leave fandom even my close friends, but I stick to it until lately. It’s just … not as excited as when I started.

I always have a single minded. When I like something I like it hard and I could barely pay attention to everything else. As you can see, when I like he-talia, I only draw he-talia. Now I like fba-wtft, same rule applied. Especially lately I have really limit time on hands so I could only draw what I’m crazy about.

Tbh, us-uk will always have a special place in my heart but I might not draw it as much as you like. Sorry.

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In conclusion, I don’t know how to explain but I can’t focus on 2 fandom at the same time. It’s too much for me. I draw really slow and I don’t have enough time. Sorry.

nct as otome game characters
  • taeyong: incredibly handsome and charismatic-but-intimidating type. very talented, but can appear very cold at a first glance, which is why people who don't know him are scared of him. actually soft and doting, and cares for the mc a lot in all of the routes. usually referred to as mother by the other members because he likes to give a lot of advice and usually scolds them when they do something wrong and/or unhealthy.
  • ten: youthful and carefree type. reputed as a bit of a playboy due to his popularity with girls, but he's actually quite innocent (despite being fairly playful and sometimes inappropriate) and shy, although he knows a lot of people. flirts with the mc occasionally, although he reveals his more abstract and dreamer-like side to the mc in his route.
  • jaehyun: all rounder type. studies well, is athletic, has many friends, and is popular with girls due to his good looks and sweet personality. has quite a bit of dating experience and can occasionally be a little perverted, but he's actually quite sensitive and wants the mc (and the other members) to be happy. will go to the ends of the earth to make sure the mc is happy and content in his route.
  • doyoung: scrupulous and studious type. can be quite awkward and occasionally has trouble understanding emotions, but he knows for a fact that he feels something for the mc that's different from everyone else. has a clear and gentle singing voice that charms everyone. will send the mc long texts asking them if they're okay and telling them to take care of themself. tends to be a little sassy, but to be honest, in his route, he'll do whatever the mc asks of him if it's within his grasp.
  • taeil: smart but awkward type. has trouble expressing his feelings and is constantly teased by the younger members. wants to tell the mc how he feels about them, but he's so bad at showing his emotions that really, he seems to almost distance himself from them. in his route, he's surprisingly tender and will not hesitate to sing/serenade the mc to sleep if they can't rest. actually, if the mc asks him to sing, there's a 99% chance he will.
  • hansol: silent and strong type. generally reserved and doesn't talk much, but he keeps a silent and watchful eye over the mc in case they need help, in which he'll be there. the kind of interest that'll quietly protect and sacrifice for the mc without them knowing. a little curt and taciturn, but he makes a greater effort to be more expressive and talkative around the mc. secretly gets upset and pouty when ignored by the mc when he wants their attention.
  • kun: shy and quiet type. usually found in quiet areas (ex. the library) because he doesn't like loud noises or rowdy people. good friends with winwin. once warming up to the mc, he's actually surprisingly humorous and playful, but is noticeably very sweet to the mc and makes sure to fulfill their needs, although he doesn't mind pranking them once in a while. a cutie who cares a lot for everyone.
  • johnny: sarcastic and troll type. always joking around and mentioning his beautifully well crafted looks (which, admittedly is true), and he likes to make people laugh and therefore plays quite a few pranks and makes lots of jokes. the type to say really cheesy one liners and pickup lines to the mc in his route, although, really, he'll do that in all of them. is and will be sassy when he wants to be.
  • yuta: manly and independent type. adapts well to new environments, and is quite smart. has trouble controlling his emotions (especially his temper) at times, and although he doesn't like to admit it, he cries a little too easily when emotional. can become irritable when disrespected or around people who have no respect, but once he realizes the mc is a genuine and respectable person, he becomes very protective, even possessive, of them. the type to make mild threats when the mc disobeys him (ex. "If you don't come over, I'll bite you.").
  • winwin: gentle and pure type. very charming smile, practices diligently to make up for any communication issues. can be surprisingly childish/innocent at times, and becomes a little--very--attached to the mc in his route. the type to ask the mc where they're going or what they're doing that day, or if they want anything. very gentle, but when anyone messes with the mc or the members, he can lose his temper quickly.
  • mark: cute, naive, and innocent sunshine who gets really nervous around mc and is a stuttering mess because he just wants the mc to love him and give him their attention. adorable but lowkey mess that everyone secretly loves. even if you don't choose his route you probably still love him. actually very talented and diligent, but tends to lack confidence in himself.
  • renjun: studious type who always likes to patiently explain things to the mc whenever they ask because honestly, he wants to help them in any way he can. pure and will take care of and look out for the mc, even if he's not the main love interest. can be either a big brother figure (in other routes) or a cute and considerate boyfriend (in his route).
  • haechan: sassy tsundere who appears to simply view the mc as a toy or a person to constantly tease; however, he grows to love them when he recognizes their kindness and bright personality. quite protective of the mc, doesn't like it when the other characters tease the mc too much in his route (he turns up the sass), and he likes to tease mark a lot.
  • jaemin: flirty aegyo type who is constantly asking the mc if he's cute and if they like him (even if they say they don't, they know they're lying~). the type to use lots of emojis and just wants the mc to relax and trust him. will get jealous fairly easily, can and will become clingy to the mc in pretty much all the routes. very playful, likes teasing the other characters, but knows not to cross any boundaries.
  • jeno: calm and mature prince type with a killer eyesmile. the type to be very popular with girls despite not trying particularly hard to become that way. sometimes referred to as a straight arrow and, occasionally, a stiff board (courtesy of jaemin) because he's really considerate and therefore doesn't like teasing people that much (although jokes are another thing). gentleman to mc, very gentle and soft despite the rare sass and smart-alecky responses.
  • chenle: very talented and peaceful love interest who is usually quite busy but still manages to be cheerful. the idol type who at first suffered from communication issues, but when he grew more comfortable, he turns out to be quite mischievous but also clever and excitable. the type to always talk to the mc and show them something he's done or finds cool.
  • jisung: mature and intelligent type who appears very shy before warming up. passionate about dancing, tends to act cool, but because of his young age and pretty face, he's called cute. doesn't voice his thoughts, and is quite patient. falls for the mc when they listen to him and support him, and becomes a bit of a timid, lovesick type. respects the mc despite fooling around with his hyungs.

Watching Emilie’s Let’s Play of SSO is kind of surreal when playing SSO at the moment because Son of Coco looks a lot like Hawkeye (very similar colours)

Gettlefish
  • Anontisemite: Whether or not you're willing to admit it, whether or not you even realize it, you are oppressed. I mean look at the ridiculous dress code, being forced to cover everything from toes to hair, just put on some pants already and don't wear long sleeves when it's too hot, it's not healthy! Being forced to be a housewife and bear children, you're living like it's 1950. You are supporting patriarchy and holding back feminism by adhering to a patriarchal religion.
  • Gentileproblems: I’m being oppressed by dressing how I want you guuuyyyzzzzz…. :( I don’t know how I stand it.
  • Also, literally nobody is making me get married? I’ll get married and have children because that’s what I want out of life, but those aren’t the only things I want, for crying down the sink! My ambitions won’t end the moment I get engaged, because I’m an actual human being, not a weird cause for you to champion without my say-so. Get lost, I’m not interested.
  • Anontisemite: Look honey, it's not your fault that you don't recognize your own oppression but you and other women like you need help. Religion is merely a farce created by men to control women. The feminist cause wants to help you, that's what we're here for. Of course you think you're husband will let you chase your ambitions once your married but that's not how religious marriage works. You'll be nothing but a trussed slave and that's a tragedy.
  • Gentileproblems: Can someone please tell Jacob he is oppressing me he still hasn’t messaged me back and I’m thinking this is to do with our horrible patriarchal religion.
  • Arothejew: Jacob! Young man, what do you have to say for yourself
  • Jacob-the-pianist: I'm sorry I'm male, I'm sorry I'm white, I'm sorry I'm male, I'm sorry I'm white
  • Anontisemite: Oh you poor girl. I hope one day you'll realizing how vile and silly the Jewish religion is because you need help. You could have such a full, happy life but instead you've confined yourself to misery and you don't even know it.
  • Gentileproblems: 1/10 trolling try harder next time
  • Anontisemite: I assure you I am not trolling, I want to help you and women like you. I have no problems with Jews but I do have a problem with Judaism and organized religions that inherently oppress women.
  • Gentileproblems: Kay sure… how about you help by listening to us, rather than fighting for us? I’m not feeling particularly oppressed, here. Are you?
  • Gentileproblems (general): did anon seriously think sending me anonymous messages telling me my entire culture was Wrong would make me want to convert? Oh, goyim…
  • Satirenon 1: breaking news an anti semitic anon has caused jews everywhere to decide to be atheists OH NO IT'S HAPPENING TO MEEE *all memory of anything relating to judaism in my life is suddenly gone and i am now a free un oppressed woman*
  • Gentileproblems: oh, teach me your ways, un-oppressed one! is there hope for one such as me, comfortable in her religion and proud of her people? or will i have to moulder in the cave of deluded yidden… only time will tell.
  • Anontisemite: Oh honey, I don't want you to convert. I want you to be a secular, free independent woman who doesn't rely on a misogynistic culture of lies and rules designed to keep you oppressed. Surely deep down you realize organized religion is a farce created by men? It's so obvious. If you weren't tied to a backwards culture that didn't allow women education you'd be able to comprehend better. I'm so sorry, please learn to accept help when it's extended. That is what feminism is here for.
  • Gentileproblems: white feminism has reached its zenith
  • Anontisemite: I am not certainly not antisemitic, I do not hate Jews, I want to help their women. What I hate Judaism, Islam and any organized religion. They are forms of misogynistic, systematic oppression.
  • Gentileproblems: 'I'm not raaaaaacist, I just hate these two heavily racialised religions…'
  • Anontisemite: though i too was once proud of my religion and my people i have seen the light and become a truely liberated woman 100% of anti semitic feminists agree that it is the right course of action so let go of the misogynistic tethers of religion and truely free yourself from your harmful self oppression like i did
  • Gentileproblems: assimilate and let go of your culture i a random anon know far more about it than you do
  • Satirenon 1: HELP THE SECOND STAGE IS HAPPENING I FEEL MYSELF BECOMING KNOWLEDGEABLE I NOW UNDERSTAND MY WROOONGS OH THE LIGHT OF SEEING THE WORLD FREE FROM THE HORRIBLE LIES THAT RELIGION TOLD ME I NOW AM EDUCATEEED
  • Gentileproblems: at the third stage, you ascend to a higher plane of existence, like on the original Stargate show.
  • Commentanon 1: i hate judaism but im teeeechiiincally not anti semitic right? -actual quote from the anon
  • Gentileproblems: i know, like how do you even rationalise that what even
  • Anontisemite: I am not antisemitic, I am antireligion. All I want is to end the systematic oppression of women inherent to Judaism and Islam. It is my life's mission and one day I hope to save all of the women like you, women who trapped and hurting and don't even know it.
  • Gentileproblems: Did you know Judaism and Islam are the only perpetrators of misogyny ever? GREYFACE TELLS ALL!
  • Commentanon 2: oh g-d of course anon doesnt include christianity just islam and judaism yet somehow aren't anti semitic or islamaphobic right? anti religion yet only against the two religions with the most hate and violence directed towards them? totally just looking out for women right?
  • Gentileproblems: i know, right? noooo bias there, no siree….
  • Anontisemite: You can still be a Jew, you can eat bagels and gettlefish and all of that, but you should be able to wear regular clothes without having rocks thrown at you, have intercourse without needing to do it through a cloth with a hole, not be forced to live separately from other people once a month. It's barbaric. Help me help you. Help me help women like you. This is going to be my career, rescuing the downtrodden women of archaic religious cults.
  • Gentileproblems: Okay, this is actually genuinely offensive. Where on Earth did you learn about Judaism, Stormfront? For G-d’s sake, choose another career at the very least- nobody will want to be rescued by you.
  • Commentanon 3: These anons today are even more ludicrous than last week's neo-nazis. Seriously talk about being so "open-minded" that your brains fall out and your mind closes again behind them.
  • Gentileproblems: Tell me about it, I have a permanent look of disgust etched onto my face by now.
  • Commentanon 4: Don't let them bother you. That one is literally a xtian-atheist religious missionary. Just treat them like you would any other xtian missionary.
  • Gentileproblems: 'Nope, I don't want your holy book… I've already got one…. it's vintage…'
  • Commentanon 5: wtf anon and ur stiiiiill not anti semitic? i'm waiting for what exactly anons definition of anti semitism is or does it even exist since how can you oppress someone who wants to oppressed or whatever they are trying to say jewish women are doing
  • Gentileproblems: it’s a horrible, horrible journey of ‘not antisemitic i swear’ and i can’t get off
  • Satirenon 2: I want to be offended but all I can focus on now is gettlefish. Seriously. GETTLEFISH
  • Gentileproblems: It’s like kettle crisps mixed with gefilte fish, I assume.
  • Commentanon 6: anon is just jealous of the way i work this super cute skirt with my bright colorful tights and that my marriage will be more emotionally fulfilling because it's not about sex all the time (it's also been proven that because a husband and wife can't have each other sexually all the time they appreciate it more when they do)
  • Gentileproblems: Oh my gosh, talk frum fashion to me! And I’ve never heard of that second point- I shall Google at once!
  • Commentanon 7: is gettlefish like non kosher gefilte fish?
  • Gentileproblems: I think this is one of those things that ‘everyone knows’ about Jews except for Jews
  • Commentanon 7: oh like hanukkah trees? (always spelled that way because fuck the original hebrew spellings lets at 2 k's for the hell of it because goyim)
  • Gentileproblems: yep, that’s totally A Thing, because judaism is christianity in a funny hat.
  • Anontisemite: I don't know what Stormfront, I'm a New Age nondenominational culturally Christian atheist Buddhist. As I've already explained to you I am not antisemitic or islamaphobic, I am anti-Judaism and anti-Islam. Goodness, I wish you were allowed an education where they teach you these things. I don't have a problem with the secular women and I want to help the poor souls who are 'religious' (rapped). It's the men I take issue with, for forcing girls with potential into little more than slaves.
  • Gentileproblems: Rapped? Did Tupac put you up to this or something? And good grief, that first sentence is the most white-goy line I have ever read.
  • Satirenon 3: help i think i actually got second hand white goy from that first sentence im dying
  • Gentileproblems: do you have a weird urge to get a backwards hebrew tattoo? we’ll find a cure, i swear
  • Satirenon 4: Before your anon I was living my life as a poor, oppressed woman, trapped by the men in my life forcing me to observe archaic rules. This, despite the fact I am a baalat teshuva who was inspired by women and doesn't actually have any men in my life. Not married and absent non-Jewish dad, but they're both oppressing me quite a lot. Thanks to the anon I've realized I can again be free. I will give up my meaningful and beautiful culture that I love. I shall eat gettlefish and run wild.
  • Gentileproblems: The sarky responses to my anons are the actual best thing. And seriously, someone needs to come up with a recipe for gettlefish, pronto.
  • Satirenon 5: for gettlefish you should first go to your local store and pick up a few things, gefilte fish, matzo ball mix, latke mix, bagels, lox, chopped liver and cream cheese (just to make sure it isn't kosher). Now go home, and get out a very large mixing bowl and put all of the ingredients into it and mix thoroughly. Place in a large casserole dish and bake until crispy and then eat because it is the single most jewish food in the world according to goyim, add some bacon if you really want to
  • Gentileproblems: That’s so disgusting I dare someone to make it
  • Satirenon 5: make it and send to the anon
  • Gentileproblems: Where do I send it? The Castle of Denial?
  • Commentanon 8: I literally can't stop laughing. They probably mean to write trapped but I prefer to think they put 'rapped' in parentheses because they want everything in that sentence to be rapped out loud as you read. Break it down now, rap about helping the poor souls.
  • Gentileproblems: lay me some tasty beats, jumblr. “I don’t like your people but I’m not racist, I swear…”
  • Satirenon 6: I think your anon is magic. I was a happily oppressed religious women but then I read everything she wrote and
  • suddenly the world is new, suddenly I am new. My curly hair became straight! My skirt disappeared and was replaced by skinny jeans! I don't know if I can handle all of this freedom yet though, not without a man to guide me. Change me back, oh powerful saviour anon! I'm not ready!
  • Gentileproblems: Please, we need you to be our white saviour! Oh, whatever shall we do?
  • Commentanon 9: What the actual fuck is a "New Age nondenominational culturally Christian atheist Buddhist"? Is that a thing?
  • Gentileproblems: Apparently so… oy.
  • Satirenon 7: HELP! I chose to practice modesty by covering my hair on holy days and I think I've oppressed myself! Already men are making me little more than a slave although I have an education and so much potential. Damn my religious choices!
  • Gentileproblems: Gosh darn it straight to heck! Deciding for yourself how you want to be seen, how dare you! That’s for the New Age Christian Buddhist whateveritwas to do!
  • Anontisemite: I'm sorry to see that you and your friends have resorted to making fun of good intentions. You may not think you need my help but me and other feminists will continue fighting for you nonetheless. I promise that one day we will create a world where you can be free from the bonds of oppressive misogynist religious law and archaic cultural traditions. You are only using negativity to lash out because you fear change, as your religion has taught you. But change is good and it will free you.
  • Gentileproblems: ngl i laughed
  • Commentanon 10: I feel like calling you honey just makes the whole thing so patronizing like stop listening to that religion that tells you what to do, I'm going to tell you what to do instead.
  • Gentileproblems: i knooow! like they don’t even know me! it’s gross as heck frankly- but i’m glad my followers are finding it funny.
  • Satirenon 8: help though im a lesbian my religion is compelling me to marry a man and become his subservient wife saaavee meeeeee
  • Gentileproblems: Must…. resist….. anon’s interpretation…. of my religion!
  • Satirenon 9: Oh..oh my goodness, my magen david necklace was sooo tight and it was choking me but that anon magically broke it and now i can breathe thank g-d or wait am i not supposed to do that anymore
  • Gentileproblems: Thank Richard Dawkins, probably.
  • Satirenon 10: anon nooo even though my religion teaches to question our laws and to change with the times it is suddenly morphing into everything you say it iiisss
  • Gentileproblems: Anon is, in fact, Haruhi Suzumiya
  • Anontisemite: Laughing is only a defense mechanism but one day you will be grateful for our movement :). There is an ever growling movement of feminist women against organized religion like yours whose mission is to save women like you. We are very well educated about Judaism and your culture and we will help you to adjust to the modern world. Misogyny and systematic oppression of women through forced dress codes and throwing rocks won't happen to you, no one will hurt you. You don't have to fear change.
  • Gentileproblems: Seriously, who keeps spreading the idea that religious women can’t be feminists? This is frankly depressing, and why we need to educate goyim to free them from their horrible, misogynistic, blinkered ideologies :(
  • Commentanon 11: It's hard to be convincing when they're sending asks on Anon. Like that's the least personal thing you could do.
  • Gentileproblems: I know, eh? When it started, I was actually pretty sure they were that ‘women don’t need feminism’ blog from a couple of hours ago, but now I’m not so sure…
  • Satirenon 11: white feminist goy barbie, she talks! you pull her string and she spouts nonsense!! (idk if anon is actually a she but like you get my point)
  • Gentileproblems: I kind of hope so, actually, because think of how much more creepy and paternalistic it would be if anon was male.
  • Commentanon 12: As opposed to cultural Christian atheist Buddhism, which is entirely disorganized.
  • Gentileproblems: *sniggering* Anyway, correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t the Dalai Lama very much against converts to Buddhism?
  • Satirenon 12: I somehow seem to have put on a long skirt. Someone please send a secular white "feminist" to help me.
  • Gentileproblems: I keep thinking of that Monty Python skit, you know, with the peasant shouting ‘Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!’
  • Anontisemite: Honey, you're being silly! I already have an education because in out free feminist culture women are allowed to learn. You can do it too! And of course a religious women can't be a feminist, it's the exact opposite of feminist. Religion, especially Judaism and Islam, is the source of all misogyny in the world.
  • Gentileproblems: To be honest there are so many people mocking you in my inbox I thought this was a parody. I am still not quite sure. And.. so do I? Dad’s a university professor, and I got early admission to his uni- had my first class yesterday, actually- where I’m reading Sociology and History. Also, pretty sure a good definition of feminism is that women can do as they please, whatever that means to them.
  • Satirenon 13: It's all a lie! You've been taught lies your entire life! White goyishé feminists know more than you do about the tradition you were raised in again and again for the past 3326 years. Definitely.
  • Gentileproblems: No, what are you talking about, they skim-read a Rationalwiki article once! They’re totally qualified to tell me how to live my life!
  • Satirenon 14: I'm wearing a kippah and a mini skirt at the same time. I'm only have oppressed on my mothers side.
  • Gentileproblems: :D but oppression is passed down through the mother, donchaknow
  • Satirenon 11: yeah for all you know anon is a really creepy guy looking to harass jewish feminists and give feminists a bad name
  • Gentileproblems: yeah p much
  • Commentanon 13: thats religious misogyny at work, the only true feminist religion is spiritual christian influenced combined with a bastardized eastern """"spiritual"""" religion entirely divorced from from it's actual source and rules and replaced with new ageyness and a hint of racism :)
  • Gentileproblems: 'Hey, mum and dad! I'm rebelling against you by converting to a watered-down version of a religion I barely understand!'
  • Satirenon 15: *sighs* Now I have to go tell the three female Rabbis I know personally that none of them should have received an education, because a got on the intertextuality knows Judaism better than us
  • Gentileproblems: It’s such a drag being oppressed like this, no?
  • Commentanon 14: Wtf the fuck is "free feminist culture"? I'm laughing so hard. Also kinda offended that anon is equating education with knowledge. Like a lot of people can't afford college or have learning disabilities but they're their own people, fuck off.
  • Gentileproblems: anon is patronising as heck- go ask them, I don’t know.
  • Anontisemite: Yes, I see you and the many people mocking me on your blog but I really don't mind because I know that you don't know better. I'm not a man or looking to undermine feminism - why would you even think that? You're a bit paranoid aren't you? Feminism is about female freedom and my life is dedicated to helping women achieve that. Judaism inherently undermines female freedom and that is want to eradicate it and rescue women from it. It's not antisemitism.
  • Gentileproblems: Alongside Jews, there are atheists, Muslims, and Christians mocking you. Quit while you’re… well, I can’t actually say ‘ahead’, really.
  • Anontisemite: I don't mind the mockery. I have my cause my cause is you and your fellow oppressed females or Judaism. It doesn't matter if you think you don't need it, a feminist fights for the freedom of all women no matter what. You haven't been taught this but you are woman who has value. You deserve a life without men who shame you for existing and think you have no worth except that which comes forth from your womb.
  • Gentileproblems: but… you are the only one saying this… can you save me from *you*, please?
  • Satirenon 16: for $8000 a month i will stop oppressing myself anon
  • Gentileproblems: yes please anon pay my uni fees
  • Satirenon 17: I am a Jewish feminist am I causing global warming
  • Gentileproblems: I want to make a joke about Moses and rising sea levels here….
  • Anontisemite: Oh honey, let feminism help you be truly free from the bonds of patriarchal religion.
  • Gentileproblems: we’ve been around a few thousand years, your patronising wheedling isn’t gonna stop that.
  • Commentanon 15: In all seriousness, what I find most fascinating about the anon is that for someone who claims to want to free me from those telling me what to do etc., she/he is telling me exactly what to do! For someone who claims to want everyone to be free, she/he is not allowing me the freedom to do what I want. In other words, hypocrites will be hypocrites.
  • Gentileproblems: Goyim gonna goy
  • Commentanon 16: Anon does know that Judaism is a matriarchal religion, correct? That women are revered and are incredibly valued by Jewish society?
  • Gentileproblems: what are you talking about religion is BAD forever
  • Commentanon 17: For all who are trying to say that she is not free while being Jewish is the worst thing you could say. Being free means she can choose what religion she follows. Also the Jewish faith is not oppressive I actually know a female cantor/rabbi who is amazing at what she does. You are being oppressive by telling her she can't be what she wants and saying that you are not being racist even though all your support is stereotypes and from the 1900's get with the time! Take this as a warning
  • Gentileproblems: Thanks so much, anon! I mean I’m opinionated as all heck, if I didn’t think i was being respected I’d leave, believe me.

I don’t understand how people have the right to say “you never even knew him properly”
“It wasn’t even a relationship”
“Get over it”
But you weren’t there.
You weren’t there to witness his eyes light up when he talked about his future plans.
Or when he admitted how much he enjoyed the day we met.
Or how much it hurt when he didn’t want me anymore.
So, just because you didn’t feel it.
Doesn’t mean I didn’t either.

thinkin about cromartie persona again
  • shadow yamaguchi: hmph. you're pathetic. all this talk about becoming a comedian is really only to hide how worthless a fighter you are. your desire to make people laugh is only a reaction to your own uselessness in all facets of your life, and the reason you over-analyze your own comedy is that you're afraid of messing that up, too. the truth is that everyone around you is funnier than you are and you won't even acknowledge it
  • yamaguchi's internal monologue: well, this guy's basically got me pegged to a tee, honestly. i really do think like that sometimes, and i feel like engaging with these problems head on would be good for me. but... wouldn't it be funnier if i go against that and completely deny him right off the bat? no, no, no, i'm thinking about this from the wrong perspective. everyone else is expecting me to outright deny him... so that means accepting him immediately would be a funnier punchline. no... are these really the only options i have for a punchline? i need to think more outside the box, here
  • ishikawa: n-no! you're not me!
  • yamaguchi: hrnk...
  • yamaguchi's internal monologue: wow, i almost flew off the handle and said something like "of course you're not him, you idiot! he's supposed to be me!" i don't want to be the straight man in this bit! ishikawa sure is a comedic force to be reckoned with, nowadays...
  • kamiyama: shadow yamaguchi, i hate to admit it, but you're right. i AM useless in a fight, and i use my comedy as a crutch to feel like i'm accomplishing something when all i'm doing is thinking up jokes that i won't even share because i'm too afraid. i'll gladly accept you as part of myself and use this experience to grow stronger in all aspects of my life
  • Shadow Yamaguchi became Kamiyama's new persona, Sukuna-Hikona.
  • yamaguchi: ?????????????
Pathetically

A/N: I posted this before but tumblr screwed up so I’m posting it again. 

Description: Phil isn’t sure what they are any more. Then he screws up. 

Word Count: 2K


Their situation is fucked up. Like… well and truly beyond what is normal.

Phil first met Dan four years ago. At the time Dan had a girlfriend. Phil can still remember the disappointment he’d felt at that. Dan was… everything he was attracted to. Smart, funny, sarcastic, quick witted… the fact that he was also very nice to look at didn’t help Phil’s immediate crush at all.

The first year he knew Dan was confusing. There were moments. Many moments between them. And Phil wasn’t sure if he was just projecting the feelings he couldn’t seem to will away on to innocent situations, or if there was actually tension between them.

They were glances amongst conversation when no one else was paying attention. Late nights texting each other well in to early hours of the morning. It was Dan always making sure he was sitting next to Phil and nudging him at every inside joke they had (because in that first year they shared so many jokes between them).

And it could have all been innocent.

But Phil wasn’t sure.

Then, exactly a year after they had met, Dan told him.

‘Emily and I broke up.’

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anonymous asked:

Could someone like, please tell me how do naruhina fans ignore the fact that Naruto is now apparently such a moron he doesn't know the difference between loving food and loving a person?? It's honestly so embarrassing I had to close my eyes when I first heard it. NH are morons themselves if they don't realise this is degrading to Naruto's character.

You think they care who Naruto is as a person? They don’t. They’re people who think they’re underappreciated victims cos “the quiet girl never gets the main character in anime” . They’re fine with anything as long as hinata doesn’t get friendzoned, they only want some affirmation from fiction telling them “I can get the guy I want”. I think even some nh admitted Naruto’s character already died when he said obito is the coolest guy anyway, and to them, accepting Hinata is at least a redeeming development compared to other shitty writing involving his character. NH are soooo mortified and traumatised by friendzoned, it’s not even funny.

anonymous asked:

As a slytherin sometimes I think my own pride kind of gets in the way a bit. I definitely have times where someone wants me to do something and I'm like yeah there's no way in hell that's ridiculous. And sometimes I notice that when I help people it's a bit because it'll help me too. Like yes I'm helping her with her poster but it's only partially being nice and partially because if I don't my grade will drop as well even though our projects are separate. Do you ever find yourself doing that?

I am very guilty of this. 

I will admit that sometimes I’m only help someone if it will also help me. Or if it will somehow make me appear more favorable to the people who may witness it. Or if it helps me gain some sort of experience doing something. Or if it networks me into a new opportunity. Or it gives me leverage over someone. Or if it allows me to showboat how great I am. Or if…

I’ll stop now.

I’m a terrible person.

-Justin (Slytherin)

sithkyungsoo-deactivated2016061  asked:

you probably get bothered with messages all the time, but I just wanted to send some love for your kaisoo analysis, and I appreciate how insightful you are when in my opinion I feel like a lot of shippers are too superficial when there's a lot of other really interesting things about them to observe. and don't listen to haters! kaisoo gets hate like this more than any other ship bc even non shippers can't deny smth is going on but don't like admitting it.

no no not at all, i dont get bothered by them at all and thank you for the compliments  σ(≧ε≦o)

[as always, delulu warning, it’s okay to think i’m crazy bc of this i dont mind, and this is gonna be long, i know you didnt ask my theory but i cant help it since you mention there are lots of small details that need to be observed, you’re so right, 100 points for you miss, erhm anyway, prepare your eyes, and sorry for late reply i’m a lazy piece of shit so yeah, procrastinate is a must]

there are many things that can be seen in their interactions plus how other members act around them too can’t be out-looked. idk if they realize this, but they actually dropping quite obvious hints (but not obvious enough to be seen by casual glances), sometimes i feel like they do this things on purpose? not to flaunt their ship but to set a mark of possession (”he’s mine” something like that). 

as we know, soo has a lot of male fans - some are straight, some are not, some are still in questioning state bc of ksoo (there are many translation notes about some guys become sexually confused after they saw ksoo; one of them saying he has a gf but now he doesnt see his gf in that way anymore bc apparently soo invading his mind, also there’s a fan that angry at kai -for no apparent reason, out of the blue- on ksoo’s fanboys thread, or how one admitted that he is straight but if he was gay he would do ksoo in naughty way(?),  

[i got curious, went to naver, searched and found one; it was posted on mid-end 2014 and basically the post said this: “hello i’m 20 y.o male and i really like do kyungsoo, he’s adorable (baby-like) and when he laughs his mouth shaped like a heart and it’s really cute, that surely gay right? what should i do?” idk if the poster was trolling but there are quite many other posts mentioned kyungsoo’s fanboys]

on YT comment pages there are also quite a lot males that proclaimed themselves as ksoo’s fans (once i read a comment saying he feels pregnant after hearing soo’s voice lol) and also there’s this guy came to korea and he met exo and ksoo greeted him and then he was crying((?) i think), what i’m sure of is that this guy was really touched and overwhelmed bc ksoo saw and smiled at him [this was on MNET]). [again, correct me if i’m wrong!]

and there’s jongin, who doesnt hesitate to drape his hands on ksoo almost everywhere and everytime, even on the photoshoot set; for example like that kolon sport jacket photoshoot; baek and suho were just quiet and chiling and bored waiting the photographer ready to take their shot, and kaisoo busy being dorks about a ring on jongin’s finger, then the photographer yelled at him bc he was busy flirting with his love instead of posing and also on the same day of this ‘your ring is stupid’ incident happened, jongin played w/ ksoo’s earlobe, 

another example is that pepero commercial, sure maybe the director told kaisoo to be paired to feed each other, but i’m sure 20000% the director didnt tell jongin to graze his fingers on soo’s lips while feeding him a stick of pepero, i mean tell me right in the eyes that this guy didnt do it on purpose, bc it really seems he did it on purpose, why did he do that? it was a national commercial, he must have known/realized that the whole nation would watch this cf, 

clearly he *purposely* shoved his fingers so they could touch soo’s mouth here, he could just hold the pepero on the non-covered-with-chocolate-part but nooooo, of course no, he just had to graze his fingers there, and look at his face, he enjoyed it, look how his mouth moved like he was making a“nom” sound 

[i checked the video again and jongin mouth moved like he was saying “omnomnom” while watching soo eating the pepero from his hand and try to compare how kaisoo feed each other (look how jongin maintaned eye contact when he ate the pepero and when soo fed him he looked straight in his eyes and his grin was so genuine but i think that grin was for soo not for the commercial but maybe this is just me) with how other members feed each other and when baek danced, they were all laughing and jongin seemed to be genuine with his laugh and when he laughed he looked at soo]

now try to connect these two; “jongin flaunting his closeness w/ soo on public” and “ksoo’s fanboys phenomena” — bc the probability of him has known/heard/read those fanboys “confessions” is high, there are members that often online so i bet that some exo members already aware of those fanboys and things they wrote, and prob had told jongin about this, (directly or indirectly, like jongin just overheard or something), 

and also there are some male celebrities had praised ksoo publicly, saying ‘ksoo is pretty’ or ‘him in female version is my type’ or ‘i want to see him crossdress’ or ‘his face is my type and all of those things’ (talk about “kyungsoo effect”), they work in entertainment field where gossips and rumors easily spread around so i think the chance of jongin has heard about these male celebs crushin on soo is also quite high, plus when k.will said ksoo was pretty, baekchen were there, bet 20$ they pestered soo about this after the interview 

the point i’m trying to make is i think that all the touches and glances that jongin gives to soo, half of them are intentional because he wants to assert his dominance over soo, like saying ‘he is mine dont flirt with him directly or indirectly’ and those “i love you”s that had been said to soo 4 times in public (that interview when he said soo needs to take care of his throat, showtime, that ceremony award when soo wasn’t available, oranghae) or how he would associate love and cute words w/ soo (that SES - Love song and that hyung and his famous V signs drawing even though that V signs look like hearts compared to V signs jfc jongin so subtle)….. like that, maybe, hahah idk i’m delulu trash save me /sobs/ 

(while half of them is bc jongin is so thirsty he just can’t help it, bc it’s a habit, probably? maybe he touches soo a lot in the dorm/private places etc and he sometimes forget that they’re in talkshow/on camera and unaware his habit oozing out)

soo has his moments too even though imo this guy actually pretty subtle compared with jongin until recently idk what happened maybe he’s tired w/ all the actor routines so his brain can’t really restrain him and his instinct take over and the result is him koala-ing himself on jongin’s body (and man, jongin seems pretty happy about this, l dont have the gifset but he looked so happy when he said ksoo is a koala and when soo pressed his body on him he looked happy too), 

and even tho it seems jongin gets jelly easily, soo is the same imo, when jonign is touched by other he looks sad/upset 

soo has a stoic face imo and he looks like he doesnt talk much and keeps things to himself (in interview, he said that he only uses his phone to listen music and rarely text and other members too feel ksoo is really quiet and just speaks few words - except jongin of course,) prob that’s why he isn’t really obvious about things, 

unlike jongin, even though he seems to be the same like soo (not really opened about his stuffs), he is quite blunt about certain things, in interview it’s been said that he would reject invitation to go togehter somewhere if he’s not in the mood to go while the other (yeol) would think about it and eventually give in bc he would feel bad if he reject the invitation, also some members think jongin is cold person, and when they asked the reason they said it’s bc he is very honest/blunt

so i guess his personality also molded in his body language, bc how the way he acts around ksoo, showing the world that kim jongin isnt the most subtle man on earth hahaha

i’m sorry i’m delulu god whats this i’m so embarrassed just skip this post /get swallowed by earth/ 

PS : again these are just theories (or fantasies - whatever you want to call it), i dont know these 2 boys personally, so i dont know about them actually, this is just how i see things based on interviews/gif-sets/translation-notes etc, so yeah, prob all of these things i wrote are wrong and deluded as fuck, thanks for reading and forgive my writing mistakes! /fly away/

anonymous asked:

Right ok so my fav character is always changing so imma just tell you why George Washington is such a perfect person. 1. He admits when he's wrong and needs help 2. He just wants to be there for poor Alex and keep him alive 3. He is pretty much the only one who can tell Alex what to do and expect to be obeyed 4. He has the deep respect of everyone in the show (even Lee after the whole "thank you for your service" bit) 5. Chris Jackson's voice is literal gold don't try to tell me different

Is it weird that I see him only as Preston Garvey from Fallout 4
They just
They’re so similar
Even their voices are kinda similar
I need Hamilton in fallout