even when you don't want to admit it

  • Me: I just want Elias/Chise to be Canon already
  • Them: Well, technically, it is. It's in the title. "The Ancient Magus' BRIDE"
  • Me: Yeah but they haven't confessed
  • Them: Chise already did. Elias just told her he needed to understand human emotions more before he could reciprocate
  • Me: But-
  • Them: Elias also told Chise that she means more than he does. She admitted that she's scared of Elias throwing her to the side
  • Me: Yeah, but-
  • Them: And they already kissed. It's like one of the most popular panels from the manga
  • Me: BUT
  • Them: Chise also confessed that Elias was the only one who wanted her and it's implied that she is the only one who accepts Elias for who he is
  • Me: BUT I--
  • Them: He also gives her nuzzles and is holding her like 24/7
  • Me: ...
  • Them: It was also a recurring element that she is Elias' wife. The fae addressed her as his bride and all. Angelica even mentioned a wedding ring
  • Them: Chise also admitted she belongs to Elias. He says he feels cold when she's not around, too.
  • Me: ...

Why is it a common joke to like your side characters more than your protagonists?

If you think your protagonist is more boring than your side characters, why the fuck are they your protagonist, fam? How do you expect people to like your protag when even you are bored with them and want to write about someone else?

"I miss you" Sentence Starters!
  • "Come back to me! Even as a ghost... Even as a dream..."
  • "I left a house key in the flower pot for you, y'know... in case you want to come back."
  • "Fine! I'll admit it! I miss you! I miss you so fucking bad, okay!?"
  • "You're not coming back, are you?"
  • "Why does it hurt when you're not here!?"
  • "It was my fault. I'm trying to make up for it; just don't shut me out!"
  • "I know it's only been a few days but..."
  • "You can't leave me alone with my thoughts like this!"
  • "It doesn't matter. It's not like I miss you or anything..."
  • "I wish I could have told them sooner. Now they're gone, and I'm an idiot."

Ziggy Marshall, magician!

I had a Mattel Fashionista Zigzag Curvy hanging around, the cool WOC with half cornrows and half rooted blond curls. I also recently acquired a Wolf King Female Joker, mostly for her cool clothes, a reinterpretation of the Joker’s from Batman Begins. The two-tone hair on the accompanying sculpt put me in mind of Zigzag, whose head I liked more. I decided to make a person cosplaying the Joker.

Of course, that’s where my idea started, but Ziggy took it in her own direction. At first I thought I could pop her head on the Wolf King body and just paint the neck to match, then hide the rest with clothes. Well, it turns out that paint don’t stick to those #%&%@$ squishy bust bodies, so I hacked off the Curvy’s bust. I removed the arms and reamed out the inside of the bust with my Dremel, then glued it over the Wolf King framework. Then I had only to cover everything else up with clothes, which I did. Ziggy’s pink socks prompted me to keep her BRIGHT PINK lips and then add some more pink in the form of the hair covering her original rooting area.

Anyway, folks, here’s Ziggy Marshall, the Maestra of Mystery, the Magical Master…Maestro of Mistress… Fuck it. The title is still a work in progress, apparently. Anyway, she’s a stage magician. She can juggle pretty well, but her specialty is scrying, which is cold reading with an acrylic juggling ball as a prop.

Shoutout to the MADDers whose daydreams get dark or weird or kinky. The MADDers who are terrified at the thought of mind readers when their daydreams get dark or sexual in public. You’re not bad or disgusting for having daydreams that aren’t happy and fluffy and clean 24/7. Even if you’re daydreaming about things you would never admit to anyone, not even to your friends or partners or therapists, your thoughts are not what define you. Your actions are. You’re fine and you’re not alone.

anonymous asked:

I got two questions. 1: if that mysterious man from chapter 94 is Eren, do you think he kept his muscles? He looks like he hasn't eaten, I don't want Eren to turn physically weak. Other question: when do you think is the next time Eren and Levi communicate? Like 50000000 years later?

I must admit that when I first considered the possibility of amputee-kun being Eren, I didn’t even think of that. The shock of his leg being gone was all I could think about. Because it probably hurts a lot, and it must have been so painful to cut his own leg just to go spy on Marley.

That is, if the theories about this man being Eren are true, which we yet don’t know. But at this point the whole fandom is so sure of it that it almost feels like it’s legit already, lol.

It’s of course very possible that he isn’t at his best physically at the moment, and that maybe he hasn’t eaten properly in a while. 

But to be honest, we don’t even know how much time he has been in there yet. He might have just arrived. If that’s the case, I’m sure his body is alright (well, except for that leg… D:)

The clothes he’s wearing also seem to be a bit too big for him no? So we can’t really know in which state he is under them. 

He does seem a bit too thin, though, I have to agree with you on that. And what I also noticed is that he is so much taller! I love that.

And about Eren and Levi interacting… trust me we all have been wondering about that for quite a while now haha. We’re starving for it.

But since I agree with the theory that Eren wouldn’t have gone to Marley by himself, I think that someone else must be there with him. And this someone could be Levi. So maybe we’re closer to one of their interactions than we think?

Or maybe not. We will know soon enough, I hope. Until then, we can keep dreaming of this headcanon :^ ).

anonymous asked:

You and your friends have literally made people afraid to admit they love Cursed Child, even when they do. You're controlling bullies forcing your opinions on other people when you haven't even read the play. Do you feel at all bad about that? About making people who create fanart feel like they have to say 'I didn't like CC, even if I wanted to spend ten hours drawing art for it. Please don't hate me!' Why can't you let people enjoy it? Why do you have to shame people?

i started an answer to this seven times.

do i say ‘what the fuck??’

do i say ‘find a post on my blog where i’m shaming someone who likes cursed child????’

what do i say? 

so like this, in everything, i can’t go wrong by starting from a place of empathy:

i can only assume that you’re writing this message to me [and probably to others] because you are frustrated and upset. and if i felt like i was being shamed for liking part of a fandom, i’d be frustrated to.

i’m not going to lie - i don’t like cursed child. but to my knowledge, i have never disparaged anyone who does. and i know that on several occasions, i’ve gone out of my way to say that if you like it, that’s great for you! 

i’ve heard the play and the experience itself is phenomenal, even for people who don’t like the material. 

i’m sorry if reading this blog has made you (or anyone) feel that way. my disdain of cursed child is from a place of ‘i do not like this material’, not an attempt to shame others. i am expressing an opinion I have about a piece of media…nothing more, nothing less.

i do ack that i have a popular hp blog, and with that comes influence beyond what i sometimes think about.

so, to clarify:

1. i don’t like cursed child. i did try to read the play. it didn’t go well.

2. if you like, love, adore cursed child a little bit, or to the ends of the world, that is fantastic! i am genuinely happy for you.

3. i’m actually really upset that i don’t like cursed child. i wanted to love it! actually cursed child and the pottermore content from last year really did a # on me in terms of fandom. i almost walked away! i was so sad about it. fantastic beasts reignited it for me, but it would be SO MUCH EASIER if i loved cursed child.

5. but i don’t! and i’m not going to lie about that.

6. the fact that i hate cursed child and you love it are…completely separate things that can exist at the same time

7. make your art! make your fics! make your edits! there is a niche for you. don’t ever be afraid because someone doesn’t like something you do.

i’m not going to reblog, because 

  • i pretty much reblog marauders and trio era stuff, and that’s it
  • i don’t like cursed child

but i would never, say, reblog a cursed child post and say ‘aha, you suck’ or whatever it is you think i’m doing.

all that being said, don’t be a dick to people! this was a shitty ask to get! what the fuck? i am super conscientious about what i post, that the person on the other side of this screen is a HUMAN, that there’s nothing in fandom worth upsetting other poeple over, and i always say that my opinion is mine and it’s 100% okay to have a different one. i don’t answer 70% of my asks because i don’t. like. drama.

this damn ask sent me into a tailspin of anxiety until i meditated. THEN i thought about it rationally and decided i’m not intentionally doing the Thing you so happily accused me of doing.

also, if my (super infrequent?) posts do make people feel bad, i am happy to tag anti cursed child posts with whatever tag you’d like so you don’t see the fact that i don’t like cc on your dash. just let me know.

be well <3

Safe Haven sentence starters
  • "I don't know what we're heading towards, but I know my heart is all yours."
  • "All my friends tell me I'd be better off on my own, and sometimes I believe 'em."
  • "I can never leave him."
  • "Mixed signals, they're killing me."
  • "You knock and I let you in."
  • "Loving you is my greatest sin."
  • "I see it in your eyes, you wanna run."
  • "I don't know why I love you."
  • "I don't know why I stay."
  • "I don't know if its worth the pain."
  • "Even when you slam the door and drive away, I still set the table for two."
  • "Babe, you know I'm waiting on you."
  • "I believe you every time."
  • "I've never known anybody like you."
  • "I've never dreamed of nobody like you."
  • "I've heard of a love that comes once in a lifetime, and I'm pretty sure that you are that love of mine."
  • "I'm in a field of dandelions, wishing on every one that you'll be mine."
  • "I see forever in your eyes."
  • "I feel okay when I see you smile."
  • "I think that you are the one for me."
  • "It gets so hard to breathe when you're looking at me."
  • "I've never felt so alive and free."
  • "When you're looking at me, I've never felt so happy."
  • "I feel bad inside knowing this is all built on lies."
  • "I feel like an awful person."
  • "We're forcing love that don't exist."
  • "This is so unrighteous."
  • "This is so not like us."
  • "Love at first sight that was gone at the end of night."
  • "We both know that this is going to end."
  • "No chance we're going to make it."
  • "Can we fake it?"
  • "Even though I know you're not the one, this has really been a lot of fun."
  • "I don't really like you, but I still choose to stay."
  • "You still play the part so well."
  • "You're really cute, I must admit."
  • "I need something deeper than this."
  • "I wanna know when I'm looking at you that you don't only see the things you want to."
  • "I'm not perfect, I'm flawed, and if you don't like that, get lost."
  • "I don't want it if it's fake, I don't want it if it's just for show."
  • "I just want it if it's real."
  • "This superficial love thing got me going crazy."
  • "Baby if you want me, then you better need me."
  • "I'm so done not being your number one."
  • "If you wanna keep me, then you better treat me like a damn princess, make that an empress."
  • "Fun at first, I won't deny, but I want more than just what meets the eye."
  • "I want authentic, not just for fun."
  • "If this love is plastic, it'll break on us."
  • "I can feel you on my lips all the time."
  • "I just wanna feel you in my heart and on my mind."
  • "This ain't right."
  • "I feel broken, shattered, and blue, and it's all because of you."
  • "If this is love, why does it break me down?"
  • "It's been a long time since I felt the way that I do now."
  • "I need you, but I don't know how."
  • "It's been a while since I smiled and I meant it from my heart."
  • "The idea of leaving this behind, it tears me apart."
  • "Kiss me now and remind me why I ever wanted to make you mine."
  • "If this is love, why do you break me down?"
  • "You're the other half of my broken heart."
  • "There was a time when I was alone, nowhere to go and no place to call home."
  • "My only friend was the man in the moon, and even sometimes he would go away, too."
  • "He came to me with the sweetest smile, told me he wanted to talk for awhile."
  • "I promise that you'll never be lonely."
  • "Lost boys like me are free."
  • "I realized I finally had a family."
  • "You are my perfect story book."
  • "You are now my home sweet home."
  • "Tonight hope fills our lungs and I can see it in everyone."
  • "The songs use to make us sad, tonight they don't sound so bad."
  • "It feels so good to be young."
  • "I think I'll stay awhile."
  • "I am obsessed with being a mess."
  • "I am in love with being young."
  • "I don't know what the future holds."
  • "I can't believe its been all these years."
  • "My friends tell me I should've moved on a long long time ago, but what do they know?"
  • "I don't mean to be selfish, but my heart breaks every time that I see you smile 'cause I know that it's not me
  • Who brings it out of you anymore."
  • "You found somebody new, you put me in the past."
  • "I don't know if our memories will last."
  • "If by chance it doesn't work out with her, you'll always have a chance with me."
  • "I wonder what happens when you hear our song, do you brush it away or do you sing along?"
  • "Do you talk about the future the way we did?"
  • "You'll always have a chance with me in my world."
  • "Is it so wrong of me to hope she breaks your heart?"
  • "Is it so wrong of me to pray she tears you apart?"
  • "I know in the darkest part of you, you pray and hope and wish for it, too."
  • "You don't mean to be selfish, but your heart breaks every time that you see me smile 'cause you know its not you who brings it out of me anymore."
  • "So casually you walked into my universe."
  • "Hey, you got some pretty brown eyes."
  • "I couldn't help but smile and I think that's the moment it all happened."
  • "Love turned into games, and games turned into heartbreak, and heartbreak turned into war."
  • "Darling, all is fair in love and war."
  • "You meant the world to me."
  • "I'll be your fighter if you say so."
  • "I don't get why we're meant to fall in love, then say goodbye."
  • "Gave you all my heart and all my precious time."
  • "I can picture you in your blue jeans, looking right at me with that gorgeous smile."
  • "I couldn't see the lies and the things that you would hide."
  • "You love so mercilessly."
  • "Here's to everything we ever were."
  • "I got the greatest weapon of all - a broken heart."
  • "Let me hold you for the day and let you know that its okay, give you all the love and peace that you usually send my way."
  • "When its dark for you, don't know what to do, just know you're my light."
  • "When the world is caving, baby you're my safe haven."
  • "On my darkest day I know you'll be my shine."
  • "You're my safe haven."
  • "Love at first sight, it exists."
  • "I've had my heart broken so many times before."
  • "I'll call you in the morning if I see you in my dreams tonight."
  • "I don't even know your name."
  • "I vowed not to let anyone enter my heart."
  • "I know love at first sight can't exist."
  • "Maybe we'll meet in a different dimension and you can tell me all the things you didn't mention."
  • "Maybe we'll meet in a different dimension."
  • "I saw you in my dreams."
  • "I guess that I was scared of what I was before us."
  • "Guess you were my only blemish."
  • "For the first time I don't mind that you found somebody else."
  • "For the first time I'm totally fine being by myself."
  • "I was my best when I was with you."
  • "Would you believe me if I told you that I'm over it?"

inspiteofthewinter  asked:

I can be absolutely sympathetic if you are struggling with your English while giving me your order. But I need you to be patient with me as well, I am trying to make sure I don't fuck up your order, I am not trying to insult you when I repeat it back. There isn't a need to be huffy with me ffs

Oh I don’t even think this is even limited to a language barrier. Some people are soft spoken, but not all of them realize it. You’d think that if this is something that occurs to them often(which is probably does, I can speak for that on a personal level) they’d be more understanding. But a lot of people don’t want to admit to any “fault” such as a language barrier or the so called “weakness” of being soft spoken. There are a lot of social implications to why this kind of thing happens, but I hope I narrowed it down enough not to be tldr. My husband is guilty of being soft spoken and bitchy about people not understanding him. Even to me and I’m married to his whispering pain in the butt. All that rage in such a low tone of voice. It’s kind of cute. -Abby

I Want You To Want To Tickle Me.

I don’t want you to like me because you can tickle me.

I want you to tickle me because you love me.

because you want to hear MY laughter.
because you want to break MY shyness to even say the damn word.
because you want to make ME admit that I love it.
because you want MY submission, not just any sensitive flesh.

And when I see that you want me, I will never stop wanting your touch.

niuttuc  asked:

I appreciate your piece on the Raven Man and the work behind the theories, but I find myself disagreeing with you on this one. I'm the first to admit that I don't have a better theory, but even if Lim-dûl is an important character, he is also largely unknown. I'm sure that if I go to ask, even amongst Vorthoses, around me, people will barely know that he was a Necromancer. Wizards don't want people to go swimming in a sea of old lore (and the microprocessor game!) when they make the big reveal.

Dissent! I love it. Talking things through always helps refine ideas.

When the Raven Man was first created, it had only been a couple years since Time Spiral and the his card was fresh. When the novels (including Liliana’s) were cancelled, that obviously set her story back years.

He’s also been name dropped in two supplemental products this year: Duel Decks: Mind vs Might and Commander 2017. In Mind vs Might, he’s mentioned twice in Lovisa’s bio. In C17, he’s mentioned in Mairsil’s bio and in the preview article, which gives a lot of the same history I gave.

Also, we’re returning to Dominaria next year, there are going to be a lot of references newer players won’t get at first. How many people know that Serran Refugees settled in Benalia? I’d wager not very many, but yet that art we’ve seen shows what appears to be a fusion of New Benalia and Serra’s Realm.

All they need is one story explaining Lim-Dul’s backstory. It’s a little complicated but it’s not like people need to go out and buy everything. They did a background article for Mirrodin and for Ravnica explaining that key backstory, and Dominaria is almost certainly going to get one, too. The entire set is going to be awash with old lore. They can choose what to emphasize. And like Nicol Bolas, or Karn, or any other legacy character that might show up, they’ll introduce them in a way that makes their backstory relevant but not essential reading.

anonymous asked:

I've started really liking this girl(I'm a girl as well, we are both bisexual) we just started becoming friends despite working together for a while. She is giving mixed signals but she is the first girl I've liked so idek. The problem is I generally hate people and I rly like her and I want to tell her how I feel but I'm not sure if she feels the same way. Things would be weird at work if I admit my feelings and I might lose a good friendship. I don't rly want to wait it out either, any advice?


Well when I developed my first crush on a girl (I’m a female myself) I was in absolutely panic and I had no idea how to talk to her as we weren’t even friends. I snuck my way into her friend group and before I knew it we were dating. It takes time and you should be sure that she feels the same.
As you seem to be friends I say try to get to know her better and try and hang out with her outside work. If you still like her then take a chance if you really like her! But take it slow, and respect her if she says no.

If she says no just make it clear that that’s okay for you and try to let her know to take it was a compliment. Even if she rejects you I see no problems in you two still being friends, if she pushes you away because of that she might not be a person you need in your life. And as you are colleges you need to keep it professional so please keep that in mind!

As when it goes in asking her out I think it would be best to do it outside work hours and ask her to hang out maybe. If you aren’t sure how to ask her out you could make a joke, or just simply ask. As you are friends you would know her well enough to know what she likes, bring her favorite flowers or to see the movie she’s been dying to see!

I wish you good luck and feel free to tell me how it goes! Hopefully I was to some help!

- R

Sentence Meme: Made Of Bricks
  • "Do this for me."
  • "Don't tell me that you didn't try and check out my bum."
  • "Everybody thinks I'm weird."
  • "Everytime we fight I know it's not right."
  • "I don't even know if we're still friends."
  • "I hope everything's gonna be alright."
  • "I just think that we get on."
  • "I just want your kiss."
  • "I know I should forget, but I can't."
  • "I know that I should let go, but I can't."
  • "I like to play."
  • "I must admit that I was a bit scared."
  • "I wish that we could see if we could be something."
  • "I wish that you knew when I said two sugars, actually I meant three."
  • "I wish that you loved me."
  • "I wish that you were more intelligent."
  • "I wish you'd hold my hand when I was upset."
  • "I'd rather be with your friends mate, 'cause they are much fitter."
  • "I'm not in love, I just wanna be touched."
  • "I've got a mixed-up memory."
  • "If you want you can come back to mine."
  • "Intelligent input darlin', why don't you just have another beer then?"
  • "Should I go or should I stay?"
  • "Stop being a dickhead."
  • "Tell me what you're thinking now don't be shy."
  • "This is my body."
  • "This is my face."
  • "We'd better run."
  • "What are you talking about?"
  • "When I saw you kissing that girl my heart it shattered."
  • "Why are you crying?"
  • "You are my friend."
  • "You deserve a real nice guy/girl."
  • "You don't have to be so up yourself all the time."
  • "You don't know how much I missed you."
  • "You'll find someone better."
  • "You're so nice."
  • "You've got that look in your eyes."

anonymous asked:

I love all Jikook moments... But when it's come too advertising, photoshoot, line distribution etc (something like that), I don't look too much into it... Cause I think it's just some strategic marketing... The subtle moments it's feel more real... But I still admit their chemistry tho...

Makes sense. Everything is product placement. Even oppa is a product *gasp* thus is life ToT

 But I still appreciate seeing them together because they just look good good togeder ya know what I’m saying ay ay ay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 


Summary: You have a fever and Shawn takes care of you. Tons of cute, caring, kind Shawn. 



You wake up feeling cold, so cold that you’re almost shivering. Your head hurts and despite the fact that you slept all night, you feel like you haven’t slept in days. You look over to your boyfriend to see that he’s still fast asleep. Lifting his arm, you scoot closer to him, hoping to steal some of his warmth, but it doesn’t help. You still feel cold.

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Some jacked up truck parks I mean so close to dads Lexus, I couldn’t even squeeze between them.

Dad: “he clearly wants to get all tires slashed on his jacked up fucking truck.”

Me: “don’t slash all four only three than insurance won’t pay to replace them.” (Gets into car)

Dad: “do I want to know how you know that?” (Looks back at me when he gets in the car)

Me: “mom always told me you don’t admit to your crimes out loud unless they have cold hard evidence on you, dad.” (Shrugs)

Mom: “that’s my girl.” (Turns around and high fives me)

Dad: “the apple didn’t even fall off the tree with you two.” (Shakes his head)

anonymous asked:

how do you deal with loneliness and nostalgia? I've been feeling really lonely lately and all I wanna do is close myself to people even if I don't want to. what do you do? ever felt like this?

Hello Fellow INFP,

More than I would like to admit do I feel this way at times. It’s ridiculous sometimes. I get all wrapped up in the past and the way things used to be. Like when I was a kid and things were just easier, then I go into this time warp wondering where the time went, friends and other things. Usually this comes on by stress. Anyways, yes I too then take myself out of things and pull back and just lock myself in my own world and don’t talk to many people. Only problem with that is if you do that too much you being to take yourself out of reality and then you can get depression pretty easy. So I usually take my day or weekend, lock myself in and shut down, then I pick myself up and try to think positive and forward. I tell myself to think more forward to the future because there is nothing I can do or that will really help me from staying in the past and dredging up old feelings and feelings alone can be hard. Then I just carry on and I make myself go out. I live in a pretty populated area and even when I go to the store I end up running into people or even talking to someone and I end up smiling at l;east once. It’s something that you have to kinda force because we are so prone to just shutting people out and getting lonely because we ironiocally though introverted kinda need people. Most extroverted introverts!
So go out, contact a friend and get yourself doing something else so your mind doesn’t have to really stay on the one subject. Our minds especially being INFPs are our own worst enemy and I DO NOT want to see you slip into a deep sadness Anon. It’s not fun and it’s rather self destructive if I do say so myself…

Of course you can always message me! Again I know your feelings all too well. 

-Best Love <3

Angsty Sentence Starters
  • "I can't do this anymore."
  • "I'm leaving, and I won't be coming back."
  • "I never want to see you again."
  • "How can I trust you after that?"
  • "I'm sorry."
  • "I can't believe you did this!"
  • "Nothing will ever be the same."
  • "We can't go back to the way we were."
  • "I'm afraid its terminal."
  • "I have something to tell you."
  • "I have bad news."
  • "He/she didn't make it."
  • "I'm not going to make it."
  • "You're not going to make it."
  • "I don't know if I can make it through this."
  • "I miss the way things were."
  • "I miss you."
  • "I hate you."
  • "I hate myself."
  • "I want to die."
  • "I don't want to be here anymore."
  • "I'm terminally ill."
  • "I've lost my eyesight."
  • "I've lost my hearing."
  • "When will you admit that you hate me/him/her?"
  • "I miss you/him/her and you/he/she doesn't/don't even care!"
  • "I'm worthless."
  • "You're worthless."
  • "I just want to be alone."
  • "I don't love you/him/her anymore."
  • Anontisemite: Whether or not you're willing to admit it, whether or not you even realize it, you are oppressed. I mean look at the ridiculous dress code, being forced to cover everything from toes to hair, just put on some pants already and don't wear long sleeves when it's too hot, it's not healthy! Being forced to be a housewife and bear children, you're living like it's 1950. You are supporting patriarchy and holding back feminism by adhering to a patriarchal religion.
  • Gentileproblems: I’m being oppressed by dressing how I want you guuuyyyzzzzz…. :( I don’t know how I stand it.
  • Also, literally nobody is making me get married? I’ll get married and have children because that’s what I want out of life, but those aren’t the only things I want, for crying down the sink! My ambitions won’t end the moment I get engaged, because I’m an actual human being, not a weird cause for you to champion without my say-so. Get lost, I’m not interested.
  • Anontisemite: Look honey, it's not your fault that you don't recognize your own oppression but you and other women like you need help. Religion is merely a farce created by men to control women. The feminist cause wants to help you, that's what we're here for. Of course you think you're husband will let you chase your ambitions once your married but that's not how religious marriage works. You'll be nothing but a trussed slave and that's a tragedy.
  • Gentileproblems: Can someone please tell Jacob he is oppressing me he still hasn’t messaged me back and I’m thinking this is to do with our horrible patriarchal religion.
  • Arothejew: Jacob! Young man, what do you have to say for yourself
  • Jacob-the-pianist: I'm sorry I'm male, I'm sorry I'm white, I'm sorry I'm male, I'm sorry I'm white
  • Anontisemite: Oh you poor girl. I hope one day you'll realizing how vile and silly the Jewish religion is because you need help. You could have such a full, happy life but instead you've confined yourself to misery and you don't even know it.
  • Gentileproblems: 1/10 trolling try harder next time
  • Anontisemite: I assure you I am not trolling, I want to help you and women like you. I have no problems with Jews but I do have a problem with Judaism and organized religions that inherently oppress women.
  • Gentileproblems: Kay sure… how about you help by listening to us, rather than fighting for us? I’m not feeling particularly oppressed, here. Are you?
  • Gentileproblems (general): did anon seriously think sending me anonymous messages telling me my entire culture was Wrong would make me want to convert? Oh, goyim…
  • Satirenon 1: breaking news an anti semitic anon has caused jews everywhere to decide to be atheists OH NO IT'S HAPPENING TO MEEE *all memory of anything relating to judaism in my life is suddenly gone and i am now a free un oppressed woman*
  • Gentileproblems: oh, teach me your ways, un-oppressed one! is there hope for one such as me, comfortable in her religion and proud of her people? or will i have to moulder in the cave of deluded yidden… only time will tell.
  • Anontisemite: Oh honey, I don't want you to convert. I want you to be a secular, free independent woman who doesn't rely on a misogynistic culture of lies and rules designed to keep you oppressed. Surely deep down you realize organized religion is a farce created by men? It's so obvious. If you weren't tied to a backwards culture that didn't allow women education you'd be able to comprehend better. I'm so sorry, please learn to accept help when it's extended. That is what feminism is here for.
  • Gentileproblems: white feminism has reached its zenith
  • Anontisemite: I am not certainly not antisemitic, I do not hate Jews, I want to help their women. What I hate Judaism, Islam and any organized religion. They are forms of misogynistic, systematic oppression.
  • Gentileproblems: 'I'm not raaaaaacist, I just hate these two heavily racialised religions…'
  • Anontisemite: though i too was once proud of my religion and my people i have seen the light and become a truely liberated woman 100% of anti semitic feminists agree that it is the right course of action so let go of the misogynistic tethers of religion and truely free yourself from your harmful self oppression like i did
  • Gentileproblems: assimilate and let go of your culture i a random anon know far more about it than you do
  • Gentileproblems: at the third stage, you ascend to a higher plane of existence, like on the original Stargate show.
  • Commentanon 1: i hate judaism but im teeeechiiincally not anti semitic right? -actual quote from the anon
  • Gentileproblems: i know, like how do you even rationalise that what even
  • Anontisemite: I am not antisemitic, I am antireligion. All I want is to end the systematic oppression of women inherent to Judaism and Islam. It is my life's mission and one day I hope to save all of the women like you, women who trapped and hurting and don't even know it.
  • Gentileproblems: Did you know Judaism and Islam are the only perpetrators of misogyny ever? GREYFACE TELLS ALL!
  • Commentanon 2: oh g-d of course anon doesnt include christianity just islam and judaism yet somehow aren't anti semitic or islamaphobic right? anti religion yet only against the two religions with the most hate and violence directed towards them? totally just looking out for women right?
  • Gentileproblems: i know, right? noooo bias there, no siree….
  • Anontisemite: You can still be a Jew, you can eat bagels and gettlefish and all of that, but you should be able to wear regular clothes without having rocks thrown at you, have intercourse without needing to do it through a cloth with a hole, not be forced to live separately from other people once a month. It's barbaric. Help me help you. Help me help women like you. This is going to be my career, rescuing the downtrodden women of archaic religious cults.
  • Gentileproblems: Okay, this is actually genuinely offensive. Where on Earth did you learn about Judaism, Stormfront? For G-d’s sake, choose another career at the very least- nobody will want to be rescued by you.
  • Commentanon 3: These anons today are even more ludicrous than last week's neo-nazis. Seriously talk about being so "open-minded" that your brains fall out and your mind closes again behind them.
  • Gentileproblems: Tell me about it, I have a permanent look of disgust etched onto my face by now.
  • Commentanon 4: Don't let them bother you. That one is literally a xtian-atheist religious missionary. Just treat them like you would any other xtian missionary.
  • Gentileproblems: 'Nope, I don't want your holy book… I've already got one…. it's vintage…'
  • Commentanon 5: wtf anon and ur stiiiiill not anti semitic? i'm waiting for what exactly anons definition of anti semitism is or does it even exist since how can you oppress someone who wants to oppressed or whatever they are trying to say jewish women are doing
  • Gentileproblems: it’s a horrible, horrible journey of ‘not antisemitic i swear’ and i can’t get off
  • Satirenon 2: I want to be offended but all I can focus on now is gettlefish. Seriously. GETTLEFISH
  • Gentileproblems: It’s like kettle crisps mixed with gefilte fish, I assume.
  • Commentanon 6: anon is just jealous of the way i work this super cute skirt with my bright colorful tights and that my marriage will be more emotionally fulfilling because it's not about sex all the time (it's also been proven that because a husband and wife can't have each other sexually all the time they appreciate it more when they do)
  • Gentileproblems: Oh my gosh, talk frum fashion to me! And I’ve never heard of that second point- I shall Google at once!
  • Commentanon 7: is gettlefish like non kosher gefilte fish?
  • Gentileproblems: I think this is one of those things that ‘everyone knows’ about Jews except for Jews
  • Commentanon 7: oh like hanukkah trees? (always spelled that way because fuck the original hebrew spellings lets at 2 k's for the hell of it because goyim)
  • Gentileproblems: yep, that’s totally A Thing, because judaism is christianity in a funny hat.
  • Anontisemite: I don't know what Stormfront, I'm a New Age nondenominational culturally Christian atheist Buddhist. As I've already explained to you I am not antisemitic or islamaphobic, I am anti-Judaism and anti-Islam. Goodness, I wish you were allowed an education where they teach you these things. I don't have a problem with the secular women and I want to help the poor souls who are 'religious' (rapped). It's the men I take issue with, for forcing girls with potential into little more than slaves.
  • Gentileproblems: Rapped? Did Tupac put you up to this or something? And good grief, that first sentence is the most white-goy line I have ever read.
  • Satirenon 3: help i think i actually got second hand white goy from that first sentence im dying
  • Gentileproblems: do you have a weird urge to get a backwards hebrew tattoo? we’ll find a cure, i swear
  • Satirenon 4: Before your anon I was living my life as a poor, oppressed woman, trapped by the men in my life forcing me to observe archaic rules. This, despite the fact I am a baalat teshuva who was inspired by women and doesn't actually have any men in my life. Not married and absent non-Jewish dad, but they're both oppressing me quite a lot. Thanks to the anon I've realized I can again be free. I will give up my meaningful and beautiful culture that I love. I shall eat gettlefish and run wild.
  • Gentileproblems: The sarky responses to my anons are the actual best thing. And seriously, someone needs to come up with a recipe for gettlefish, pronto.
  • Satirenon 5: for gettlefish you should first go to your local store and pick up a few things, gefilte fish, matzo ball mix, latke mix, bagels, lox, chopped liver and cream cheese (just to make sure it isn't kosher). Now go home, and get out a very large mixing bowl and put all of the ingredients into it and mix thoroughly. Place in a large casserole dish and bake until crispy and then eat because it is the single most jewish food in the world according to goyim, add some bacon if you really want to
  • Gentileproblems: That’s so disgusting I dare someone to make it
  • Satirenon 5: make it and send to the anon
  • Gentileproblems: Where do I send it? The Castle of Denial?
  • Commentanon 8: I literally can't stop laughing. They probably mean to write trapped but I prefer to think they put 'rapped' in parentheses because they want everything in that sentence to be rapped out loud as you read. Break it down now, rap about helping the poor souls.
  • Gentileproblems: lay me some tasty beats, jumblr. “I don’t like your people but I’m not racist, I swear…”
  • Satirenon 6: I think your anon is magic. I was a happily oppressed religious women but then I read everything she wrote and
  • suddenly the world is new, suddenly I am new. My curly hair became straight! My skirt disappeared and was replaced by skinny jeans! I don't know if I can handle all of this freedom yet though, not without a man to guide me. Change me back, oh powerful saviour anon! I'm not ready!
  • Gentileproblems: Please, we need you to be our white saviour! Oh, whatever shall we do?
  • Commentanon 9: What the actual fuck is a "New Age nondenominational culturally Christian atheist Buddhist"? Is that a thing?
  • Gentileproblems: Apparently so… oy.
  • Satirenon 7: HELP! I chose to practice modesty by covering my hair on holy days and I think I've oppressed myself! Already men are making me little more than a slave although I have an education and so much potential. Damn my religious choices!
  • Gentileproblems: Gosh darn it straight to heck! Deciding for yourself how you want to be seen, how dare you! That’s for the New Age Christian Buddhist whateveritwas to do!
  • Anontisemite: I'm sorry to see that you and your friends have resorted to making fun of good intentions. You may not think you need my help but me and other feminists will continue fighting for you nonetheless. I promise that one day we will create a world where you can be free from the bonds of oppressive misogynist religious law and archaic cultural traditions. You are only using negativity to lash out because you fear change, as your religion has taught you. But change is good and it will free you.
  • Gentileproblems: ngl i laughed
  • Commentanon 10: I feel like calling you honey just makes the whole thing so patronizing like stop listening to that religion that tells you what to do, I'm going to tell you what to do instead.
  • Gentileproblems: i knooow! like they don’t even know me! it’s gross as heck frankly- but i’m glad my followers are finding it funny.
  • Satirenon 8: help though im a lesbian my religion is compelling me to marry a man and become his subservient wife saaavee meeeeee
  • Gentileproblems: Must…. resist….. anon’s interpretation…. of my religion!
  • Satirenon 9: Oh..oh my goodness, my magen david necklace was sooo tight and it was choking me but that anon magically broke it and now i can breathe thank g-d or wait am i not supposed to do that anymore
  • Gentileproblems: Thank Richard Dawkins, probably.
  • Satirenon 10: anon nooo even though my religion teaches to question our laws and to change with the times it is suddenly morphing into everything you say it iiisss
  • Gentileproblems: Anon is, in fact, Haruhi Suzumiya
  • Anontisemite: Laughing is only a defense mechanism but one day you will be grateful for our movement :). There is an ever growling movement of feminist women against organized religion like yours whose mission is to save women like you. We are very well educated about Judaism and your culture and we will help you to adjust to the modern world. Misogyny and systematic oppression of women through forced dress codes and throwing rocks won't happen to you, no one will hurt you. You don't have to fear change.
  • Gentileproblems: Seriously, who keeps spreading the idea that religious women can’t be feminists? This is frankly depressing, and why we need to educate goyim to free them from their horrible, misogynistic, blinkered ideologies :(
  • Commentanon 11: It's hard to be convincing when they're sending asks on Anon. Like that's the least personal thing you could do.
  • Gentileproblems: I know, eh? When it started, I was actually pretty sure they were that ‘women don’t need feminism’ blog from a couple of hours ago, but now I’m not so sure…
  • Satirenon 11: white feminist goy barbie, she talks! you pull her string and she spouts nonsense!! (idk if anon is actually a she but like you get my point)
  • Gentileproblems: I kind of hope so, actually, because think of how much more creepy and paternalistic it would be if anon was male.
  • Commentanon 12: As opposed to cultural Christian atheist Buddhism, which is entirely disorganized.
  • Gentileproblems: *sniggering* Anyway, correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t the Dalai Lama very much against converts to Buddhism?
  • Satirenon 12: I somehow seem to have put on a long skirt. Someone please send a secular white "feminist" to help me.
  • Gentileproblems: I keep thinking of that Monty Python skit, you know, with the peasant shouting ‘Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!’
  • Anontisemite: Honey, you're being silly! I already have an education because in out free feminist culture women are allowed to learn. You can do it too! And of course a religious women can't be a feminist, it's the exact opposite of feminist. Religion, especially Judaism and Islam, is the source of all misogyny in the world.
  • Gentileproblems: To be honest there are so many people mocking you in my inbox I thought this was a parody. I am still not quite sure. And.. so do I? Dad’s a university professor, and I got early admission to his uni- had my first class yesterday, actually- where I’m reading Sociology and History. Also, pretty sure a good definition of feminism is that women can do as they please, whatever that means to them.
  • Satirenon 13: It's all a lie! You've been taught lies your entire life! White goyishé feminists know more than you do about the tradition you were raised in again and again for the past 3326 years. Definitely.
  • Gentileproblems: No, what are you talking about, they skim-read a Rationalwiki article once! They’re totally qualified to tell me how to live my life!
  • Satirenon 14: I'm wearing a kippah and a mini skirt at the same time. I'm only have oppressed on my mothers side.
  • Gentileproblems: :D but oppression is passed down through the mother, donchaknow
  • Satirenon 11: yeah for all you know anon is a really creepy guy looking to harass jewish feminists and give feminists a bad name
  • Gentileproblems: yeah p much
  • Commentanon 13: thats religious misogyny at work, the only true feminist religion is spiritual christian influenced combined with a bastardized eastern """"spiritual"""" religion entirely divorced from from it's actual source and rules and replaced with new ageyness and a hint of racism :)
  • Gentileproblems: 'Hey, mum and dad! I'm rebelling against you by converting to a watered-down version of a religion I barely understand!'
  • Satirenon 15: *sighs* Now I have to go tell the three female Rabbis I know personally that none of them should have received an education, because a got on the intertextuality knows Judaism better than us
  • Gentileproblems: It’s such a drag being oppressed like this, no?
  • Commentanon 14: Wtf the fuck is "free feminist culture"? I'm laughing so hard. Also kinda offended that anon is equating education with knowledge. Like a lot of people can't afford college or have learning disabilities but they're their own people, fuck off.
  • Gentileproblems: anon is patronising as heck- go ask them, I don’t know.
  • Anontisemite: Yes, I see you and the many people mocking me on your blog but I really don't mind because I know that you don't know better. I'm not a man or looking to undermine feminism - why would you even think that? You're a bit paranoid aren't you? Feminism is about female freedom and my life is dedicated to helping women achieve that. Judaism inherently undermines female freedom and that is want to eradicate it and rescue women from it. It's not antisemitism.
  • Gentileproblems: Alongside Jews, there are atheists, Muslims, and Christians mocking you. Quit while you’re… well, I can’t actually say ‘ahead’, really.
  • Anontisemite: I don't mind the mockery. I have my cause my cause is you and your fellow oppressed females or Judaism. It doesn't matter if you think you don't need it, a feminist fights for the freedom of all women no matter what. You haven't been taught this but you are woman who has value. You deserve a life without men who shame you for existing and think you have no worth except that which comes forth from your womb.
  • Gentileproblems: but… you are the only one saying this… can you save me from *you*, please?
  • Satirenon 16: for $8000 a month i will stop oppressing myself anon
  • Gentileproblems: yes please anon pay my uni fees
  • Satirenon 17: I am a Jewish feminist am I causing global warming
  • Gentileproblems: I want to make a joke about Moses and rising sea levels here….
  • Anontisemite: Oh honey, let feminism help you be truly free from the bonds of patriarchal religion.
  • Gentileproblems: we’ve been around a few thousand years, your patronising wheedling isn’t gonna stop that.
  • Commentanon 15: In all seriousness, what I find most fascinating about the anon is that for someone who claims to want to free me from those telling me what to do etc., she/he is telling me exactly what to do! For someone who claims to want everyone to be free, she/he is not allowing me the freedom to do what I want. In other words, hypocrites will be hypocrites.
  • Gentileproblems: Goyim gonna goy
  • Commentanon 16: Anon does know that Judaism is a matriarchal religion, correct? That women are revered and are incredibly valued by Jewish society?
  • Gentileproblems: what are you talking about religion is BAD forever
  • Commentanon 17: For all who are trying to say that she is not free while being Jewish is the worst thing you could say. Being free means she can choose what religion she follows. Also the Jewish faith is not oppressive I actually know a female cantor/rabbi who is amazing at what she does. You are being oppressive by telling her she can't be what she wants and saying that you are not being racist even though all your support is stereotypes and from the 1900's get with the time! Take this as a warning
  • Gentileproblems: Thanks so much, anon! I mean I’m opinionated as all heck, if I didn’t think i was being respected I’d leave, believe me.

anonymous asked:

I'm not gonna say that aces do or don't belong in the lgbt community (and honestly, this "community" is already a dumpster fire so idk why you'd want to be), but acephobia is a real thing. My irl bff is aro/ace and she gets a lot of shit for that from her family it's insane. One side is "it's just a phase/you just havent met the Right Guy yet!" while the other is "ugh why don't you just admit you're a lesbian already??" and it's like no one even wants to accept her as just aro/ace.

Wow, that’s like a textbook case of acephobia right there.

Well, in my opinion, aces haven’t faced the same level of actual hate that other LGBT people have faced (generally speaking at least) such as assault, discrimination when it comes to hiring for jobs, etc.. However, they do still share the problem of their sexuality being invalidated by the majority as you demonstrated there; and even by other LGBT people.

Whether or not ace people are included in LGBT is completely a matter of semantics and I don’t really care to argue it, but LGBT people DO need to understand that ace people still share some of the same frustrations that they do and to stop making it worse.