even when she doesn't do so good :))))

My experience with the signs in my life
  • Aries female: so stubborn is incredible. A hot head. She knows what she wants and she'll get it. Yells a lot. Cares a lot about her family. Very concerned about her diet. She looks like a cinnamon roll but is a beast inside.
  • Aries male : very intelligent, probably the most intelligent. Can either have a very scientific mind or a very literary mind. Loves to read. LOVES to make puns. Horrible ones. Has the biggest laugh.
  • Taurus female: MY BIGGEST LOVE. Literally the cutest thing. She is so smart and caring and it's true: she loves to eat. Cares so much about everyone, not only her close friends. She almost never get angry but when she does. Ouch.
  • Taurus male: a cutie. Always ready to cheer you up. DOES NOT. BELIEVE. IN. ASTROLOGY. Likes scientific shit. Loves old movies. Always laughs at your jokes. The best friend you can find. Loves Shrek.
  • Gemini female: so strong and independent. Her hair is always on point, so is her outfit. Either very tall or very short. They talk a lot and they love listening to you. Geminis are actually very lovable people. Best companion for a boring class or for lunch break.
  • Gemini male: very bold and confident about himself. Does his own thing. It's not that he is a dick, it's just that he has his own problems to take care of. Except Trump, Trumps is really a dick. Im sorry Geminis that he is in your sign. The cool guy of the class who has a different girl every week. A lil fuckboy but fun to have a chat with. Loves videogames and perfect pal to get drunk with.
  • Cancer female: not a crybaby. Actually HATES to cry in public. More often than you think, very extroverted. Very passionate about what she loves. High ambitions, starts many things and then get bored. So many puns oh god.
  • Cancer male: oh boy. "Nightmare dressed as a daydream". Makes you feel so special. Boyfriend material. Usually dark hair and dark eyes. Not very tall. Adorable. Special laugh. Will do great things in life. Very creative but kinda introvert(?) WILL RATHER DIE THAN CRY IN PUBLIC.
  • Leo female: very close about her private things but she will open up if you demonstrate her she can trust you. Loves everyone. Not that confident about herself. Very confident about the world, tho. Wants to move someplace else and experience. People respect her.
  • Leo male: Stonehead™. Literally smokes all the time to forget about the pain he feels. Hides emotions and then explodes, usually with rage. Either very close to you that he calls you every day, or he'll completely ignore you. Smart even tho it doesn't look like. The lonely wolf.
  • Virgo female: so stubborn and independent. She knows what she wants and she'll get it. Can get very clingy to the people she loves but sometimes neglect other people she loves even tho she doesn't notice. Get mad easily for the little things. The queen. Just listen to her, she knows the shit.
  • Virgo male: cute but doesn't have his own personality. Sometimes gets involved in ugly companies and does things he doesn't want to. Very sensitive but tries to hide it. Actually cares about you even tho he wants to appear a tough boy. Pretends he doesn't care about school, ends up with all A. Probably very good at soccer.
  • Libra female: becomes part of your family if she isn't already. Amazing lipsticks. Always has great stories to tell. Lives in the clouds. Forgets about things easily but won't forget the important things. Has so many passions but get easily distracted when she is studying for an exam. Perfect person to binge watch Sherlock with.
  • Libra male: my everything. Pretends he's a gryffindor but deep down is a slytherin. Stunning. Gets high grade without doing shit. The teacher favorite. The one you can do stupid shit with. Will do anything for you. Listens to you 24/7. Loves tv shows. Very smart. Will probably end up doing something very important. Perfect dad.
  • Scorpio female: actually very sweet and caring, as much as cancer. Never shows off her emotions but you'll know when she cares about you. She's like a mama bear. She'll call you if she feels you are not happy. She'll call you constantly. Extroverted and kind. Best presents ever. Looks naive but very cautious.
  • Scorpio male: ok so my ex fwb was a scorpio and i gotta say they get emotionally attached. Pretend they don't care AT ALL and then calls u at 2 in the morning telling u they love you. Just be careful cause they don't know what they want. Obsessed with electronic things and sex.
  • Sagittarius female: literally on fire. SHE. TALKS. SO. MUCH. I have so many different feelings about her. Either i love completely or I can't stand her. She pretends she knows everything. She's so slow at doing everything, except talking. Laughs a lot. Very sensitive deep down. So loud.
  • Sagittarius male: Pretty introverted. The fire is hidden. He's a freaking badass. If he cares about you, he will show you. Most likely to call you at midnight for your birthday. Very sweet. Goes big or goes home, especially in love. Both a cinnamon and a sinnamon roll. Like if he ain't in the same political party as you, just don't mention politics. That's when the fire shows.
  • Capricorn female: so. she actually cares about you. but she has so much shit going on so she might forget to come at a place you invited her, she won't even apologize but when something happens to you, be sure she'll call. She's absolutely cute and she has been hurt so many times so it's hard for her to trust people completely.
  • Capricorn male: THE FUCKING FANBOY. He loves to travel and to try new things. He is so shy but with his friends he's crazy. Laughs at his own jokes. Extremely sensitive and when he loves, he loves hard. So intelligent and interesting. Absolutely adorable.
  • Aquarius female: the sweetest. she gets clingy to everyone but because she wants to have friends and do things and has a lot of problems but holds everything in and puts her friends first and she's hurt. The most precious human. She needs, she deserves to be loved the most. Learns very quickly and she's very honest.
  • Aquarius male: the devil™. Actually he is funny, like so many jokes, but sometimes it's just too much. He hates when people offend him. Gets on the defensive. Kinda selfish and cares a lot about like 3 people (?). Like he will kill for them. So much drama, boy. Probably failed history and algebra 2 twice.
  • Pisces female: such a badass and a cutiepie at the same time i don't even know how this is possible. she has such a strong personality and loves her friends. Determined and will fight with her teeth for what she loves. You need to have a pisces in your life. She always says she will kill a person but then she just like run away.
  • Pisces male: like just like the pisces female. Cares so much about his family and shows his emotions easily, whether is anger or sadness or happiness. Determined but also insecure about himself, but will do great things.

Normani doing what she does best, seeking out any camera when a 25 mile radius

THE SIGNS AS WOMEN I KNOW
  • Aries: A real force of nature. Steals a room when she walks into it, but has gone through an intense period of transformation. Has a natural sense of humour and almost always has a smile on her face, even if forced.
  • Taurus: Knows how to be in charge, but only when she feels like it. Likes nice things but likes food even more. Is torn between travelling the world and staying in her bed forever.
  • Gemini: Can float through a room talking to everyone she meets, but goes through periods of intense hibernation in order to recharge. Has an odd sense of humour but ALWAYS gets what she wants.
  • Cancer: Knows that she needs to put herself first more, but is still not sure how to do it. Has been trampled on a million times but still manages to radiate love from her fingertips. Extremely strong maternal instinct.
  • Leo: Desperately wants attention but doesn't know what to do with it. Will give up everything for the people she loves, but may easily forget about those close to her when she gets distracted by something new.
  • Virgo: Likes to stay active and in control of her life. Never really lets loose like she should, but supports everyone around her having a good time.
  • Libra: Takes care of everyone around her, even if she doesn't want to. Knows the solution to every problem, loves beautiful things, wants to see people smile, has so much compassion that it overflows out of her.
  • Scorpio: Powerful enough to be a witch or rule a kingdom, beautiful enough to make men beg. Into all sorts of magic, but unaware of the magic that flows from her mouth.
  • Sagittarius: Is always laughing and never backs down from a challenge. Likes to hang out with the guys and always needs something new to do. Thinks she wants to be free, but really just wants someone to go home to.
  • Capricorn: Very strong and independent, but very guarded. Has lots of ambition but not always sure how to go for her goals. Filled with joy but needs to let it out more often.
  • Aquarius: Secretly cares about everyone around her, but her stone cold persona refuses to let it show. Often tries to give up on everything when she feels out of control, but is a lot wiser than she seems.
  • Pisces: Embraces every new person she meets with love, but this causes her to get hurt because she doesn't bother with walls. Will bring dessert and salad to a dinner, even if you told her she didn't have to bring anything.
  • <p> <b>what she says:</b> I'm fine<p/><b>what she means:</b> how does kojuro manage to slick his hair up in the day and let it down at night? what kind of gel did they use in the sengoku? did they even have hairgel back then? is he using clips to keep it up? how does it look so good if he's using clips? maybe it's natural? maybe it's maybelline?<p/></p>
the sides as an argument i had with my friends
  • Patton: Have you guys heard? The moon is a lesbian!
  • Virgil: Of course we've heard. That's kind of a fact of life. The moon is a lesbian and she's dating the Sun.
  • Roman: Yeah!... wait, the Sun?
  • Virgil: ...yes. What about it?
  • Roman: I thought she was dating the ocean!
  • Patton: Well, it says here that she's dating all of the stars!
  • Virgil: She's dating the Sun because opposites attract. Something about the contrast between dark and light, night and day-- how did you not know this?
  • Roman: No, she's dating the ocean because she can make the tides move! They're drawn to her, hopelessly in love with her, so they move and dance just like she asks!
  • Patton: But she helps the stars to make up the night sky! She never leaves the stars and only ever comes up when the stars will be there by her side!
  • Virgil: Then how do you explain when she shows up in the morning or the evening when the Sun is also up?
  • Patton: They're friends!
  • Virgil: ...Did you just "gal pals" the fucking Sun?
  • Roman: That doesn't matter! Even when we can't see the moon, the ocean is always there for her in a way that the Sun and the stars can't be!
  • Virgil: That makes her and the Sun's relationship all the more significant! She can't always see the Sun, so it's always great when she can; it boosts the emotional appeal of their romance tenfold!
  • Patton: And it doesn't matter WHERE the night's happening, the stars always come out!
  • Virgil: That's not even true.
  • Patton: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE?!
  • Roman: I'll tell you who knows about love- THE OCEAN!
  • Virgil: Oh, my God. The SUN.
  • Patton: THE STARS!
  • Logan, storming downstairs: It is three AM. What are you all doing awake?!
  • Virgil: Logan, good! So the general consensus is that the moon is a lesbian. But is she dating the Sun, the stars, or the ocean?
  • Logan: ...Seriously?
  • Virgil: Yes.
  • Roman: Dead serious.
  • Patton: You better get this right.
  • Logan: Okay, well. Will you all sleep if I answered this ridiculous question?
  • All three, anticipatory: YES!
  • Logan: Well, if I have to go along with this insane story arc... you're all wrong, and she's dating the Earth.
  • Roman: EXCUSE ME?!
  • Patton: WHAT!!!
  • Logan: The moon doesn't really orbit the earth- well, it does, but they orbit each other. One could interpret that as a romantic dance between lovers, or simply as the way romantic partners sometimes act as though their lives revolve around each other.
  • Virgil: WHAT THE HELL, LOGAN-
  • Logan: BUT! When you say she's dating the stars, do you think of all the stars as a collective, singular hivemind, or millions of individual, unique beings?
  • Patton: Yuhh... the second one.
  • Logan: Well, then, that would make her polyamorous, which would solve literally this entire problem.
  • Patton: ...........Hey, yeah, you're right!
  • Virgil: Oh... well...
  • Roman: ...I mean, I guess...
  • Logan: Now go to BED, you morons.
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: Lena always asks Kara for advice everytime she has to make certain decisions, she thinks that Kara's opinions about things are so important that she always asks her so she can help her decide, just like when Lena found out that Rhea had been tricking her but Rhea was still hellbent on continuing her proposition with her, Lena called Kara for advice but Kara wasn't available at the moment because of Alex so she couldn't help Lena but Lena understands?!1 She doesn't push Kara into it or guilt trip Kara into not helping her, and because Kara can't help her, she just goes on with her own decision even if she herself isn't comfortable with it. Just like when Lena called Kara so Kara can talk her out of going to Jack's dinner date invite but Kara wasn't home, so she went with Jack anyway even though she doesn't feel like doing it at all. Kara's opinions on things are so important to Lena that she always asks Kara first about it and when Kara isn't available, she just goes on with her own decision even though she knows it'd be better if Kara had her own say about it.
Companions react to childrens' awe after they act heroic
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> The children of the settlement watched in awe as the companion took down 6 raiders at once. Sole wasn't there, and all of the turrets were down, so it was up to them to protect the settlement alone. A little girl around the age of six almost got bludgeoned when she came out of hiding to get her teddy bear. Before she got so much as a bruise, the companion swooped in and killed the nasty raider. They patted the girl's head before giving her back her teddy bear. They told her to get back into hiding, and the companion went back into the firefight. (The ones that can speak/pat heads anyways) When the very last raider was down, the companion collapsed on the ground, exhausted. They only got a second to breath though. As soon as they could, every child from the settlement tackled the companion. They called them awesome and cool while giving the companion hugs, or high fives.<p/><b>Ada:</b> "That is quite enough children. You are welcome, but I really need to get back to my duties." The kids keep pestering poor Ada until she relents and answers a few questions. She only stays long enough for the children to be satisfied with the answers they got. She leaves to go hide somewhere while she runs a diagnostics on herself.<p/><b>Cait:</b> She felt pretty good about herself up until she thought the kids were getting to annoying. "Alright kids. That's enough. Bugger of now!" She almost felt bad about sending them away, but the kids didn't seem to mind as they were acting out what had just happened. That made Cait glad. She wouldn't even want to think about what Sole would do to her if she made a kid cry.<p/><b>Codsworth:</b> "By jove!" Codsworth was surprised when he got knocked down by the children. He just sat there slightly dumbfounded as to why the children were so awe-struck. He kindly answered any questions they had until the kids got bored and moved on to play at the playground. Though he could see the little girl he saved sporting a bowler hat identical to Codsworth' later that day. If he had a face, he would've smiled.<p/><b>Curie:</b> She was very pleased to have the kids think that she was cool. She answered honestly when she was asked how she felt while fighting. "Well... I was definitely scared. I probably couldn't have done it if I wasn't trying to protect you all." That made some of the kids tear up. Curie almost panicked, but managed to calm them down by giving them some candy she had found a while back.<p/><b>Danse:</b> Danse didn't get knocked down due to his power armour but the kids swarmed around his legs, making him lose his footing and fall. The force of it made some kids fall, and made two of the younger ones cry. Danse teared up himself. He hated seeing innocent kids cry. He quickly recovered, and scooped the crying children up and ran them over to Curie, so that she could cheer them up. The rest of the children hung on to his back. Curie cheered them up, and now the kids thought that Danse's strength was more impressive than anything. He gave them all piggyback rides the rest of the day as a way to make up for his screw up.<p/><b>Deacon:</b> Right away, Deacon told the crowd of kids extravagant lies about his more awesome adventures. "I once fought twice that many deathclaws barehanded!" He liked having someone believe his dumb lies for once. He kept it up until Sole came back to a Deacon with his own little group following him everywhere. They told him to quit it before the kids get any wild ideas.<p/><b>Dogmeat:</b> Dogmeat is absolutely ecstatic that he is getting all of this attention. He enjoys the belly rubs and 'good boys' that the children give him. He returns the favour by giving them thank you licks on their hands.<p/><b>Gage:</b> Gage is low-key terrified of children, so he doesn't even try to interact with them. He just runs. That leads to a chase where the kids think its a game. He eventually can't continue running, and neither can the kids, so he just collapses onto the ground. The children fall on and around him, and he can't find the strength to push them off, so he just falls asleep like that. Sole comes back to see that they're still asleep in that position, and finds it absolutely adorable. They don't hesitate to tease him about it later.<p/><b>Hancock:</b> When he gets tackled, he hits his head, making him black out for a second. The kids go silent, and one asks if he's dead. Hancock just sits up and starts laughing. "Don't worry about it, you little tykes. As you just saw, it takes more than that to off me!" The kids cheer, and start apologising a bunch. It takes Hancock a while before the kids will part from him. He enjoys having the kids follow him around like a miniature army. He finds it cute.<p/><b>Longfellow:</b> Instead of taking the praise the children offer him, he sits them all down to tell them really excited stories from when he was young. As the stories get more and more suspenseful, the children get more and more drawn in by them. When Longfellow is all done, the kids are even more awe-struck than before.<p/><b>MacCready:</b> He hugs and high-fives the kids right back. He's just happy he saved them, but he supposed it couldn't hurt to accept the children's thanks. If Duncan is in the crowd, then MacCready makes sure to act like killing all those raiders single-handedly is no big deal. He wants to show off for his son.<p/><b>Nick Valentine:</b> He ruffled a few of the kid's instead of a hug. They call him "the most awesomest person ever, " but he refuses the title. "Listen up kiddos. I'm not all that great. But you guys? You're the real cool ones. You didn't panic when the raiders came, and I bet that when you're older, you'll be able to kick twice as much butt as I did today." He smiles as the children's beaming faces. They all think of how cool it would be to actually do that.<p/><b>Piper:</b> Is so happy that the children thinks she's cool. She gets called a lot of things, but never cool. She doesn't hesitate to give all the kids hugs, telling them what a great job they did staying calm even when their home was being attacked. If Nat is there, she makes sure to drag a compliment out of her sister. She begrudgingly does, but in her mind, she's thinking of how awesome her sister is.<p/><b>Preston:</b> Preston is practically glowing with happiness. He's so glad that the children are looking up to him. Especially since he did something that's a good influence on the kids. He doesn't hesitate to tell them about the Minutemen and how they help people too. "Listen up kiddies. When you grow up, and you want to help and be awesome just like I was, then you should join the Minutemen." Some of the kids keep that in mind.<p/><b>Strong:</b> Needles to say, Strong is confused when a bunch of tiny humans crowd around him. They're all taking at once, so he can't understand a single one. Strong roars as loud as he can, effectively scaring them off. All of them except the girl with the teddy that is. She just stands there and says "awesome" in a barely audible voice. Surprisingly, Strong takes a liking to this fearless child and the two become friends. The little girl rides around on Strong's shoulders all day while he tells her stories about the killing he's done with his bothers. The strange creatures he's eaten, and the milk of human kindness are mentioned as well. When Sole comes back and sees them, they don't even question it.<p/><b>X6-88:</b> He's already waking away before the kids even reach him. He ignores them before they get in the way of his path. He sighs and tells them to speak. They do, and he almost regrets it. Their questions come rushing forth, some of them, he can't even answer. He stumbles over his words, and is just all around confused until Sole comes back and dismisses the kids. They look at X6 with a smirk on their face, amused that children can get him so easily frazzled. He's so close to hugging them in thanks, but decides against it. He opts for a simple "Thank you sir/ma'am." Sole chuckles and goes about their business.<p/></p><p/></p><p/><b></b> @ishtar0110<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

I love the scene where they're sitting outside the van and he's looking at a map drinking out of that tin cup while she's just looking at him with those eyes❤️ it just looked like the classic scene in a movie where wife is eating breakfast while the husband sits and reads the newspaper with a cup of coffee😭 like how many of those type of mornings do they get back at ASZ?? Gimple release the tapes

Oh my god, it totally was. And when she says, “We gonna win today?” she sounds so cute and I just cry because how dare they. There’s so much good in this episode even without the sex scene that was stolen from us and knowing that they have even more footage actually kills me. 

anonymous asked:

ok ok but like, imagine Lance and Pidge have been pining all this time (canon? heh) and meanwhile everyone has noticed but decided to let them find out by themselves (mostly because it's fun watching them so oblivious to their own feelings) and then they get Matt back, and Matt just doesn't do subtlety when he sees what's happening between them and starts teasing his lil sis and she's like "??? whaT nO" and now she's Aware and a Mess

Listen I live for meddling big brother matt okay. He’ll think he’s helping but he’s just making awkward dorks even more awkward and dorky. He’ll be talking to Lance and something just vaGUELY RELATED to pidge will come up and he has to talk her up. Lance just chalks it up to good sibling relationship but Pidge is mortified when she finds out. 

Pidge just gets mercilessly teased like she did when they were kids. Its the worst. Matt’s usually good about only teasing her when it’s only the two of them but sometimes he slips up and says something telling in front of everyone. Lance is heartily confused and everyone else is secondhand embarrassed. 

Hamilton Characters as HSM lyrics
  • Alexander Hamilton: I'm not gonna stop/not gonna stop til I get my shot/that's who I am that's my plan you can bet on it you can
  • Eliza Schuyler Hamilton: I swore I knew the melody that I heard you singin.../But then you went and changed the words
  • Aaron Burr: Times Square, jet setter, sequels pay better/New York today, tomorrow the world
  • Angelica Schuyler Church: You're on my mind you're in my heart/it doesn't matter where we are/It'll be alright/Even if we're miles apart.
  • John Laurens: Fabulous hair, fabulous style, fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile!
  • Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette: When it's time to win we do it/number one and we proved it
  • Hercules Mulligan: Kicking and scratching/Grinding out my best/anything it takes to climb the ladder of success
  • George Washington: This is the last chance to make our mark/history will know who we are/This is the last game so make it count it's/now or never
  • Peggy Schuyler: she looks so good yeah/guess you never really noticed but you probably should
  • King George III: But what about us? What about everything we've been through...
  • Samuel Seabury: Noooo no no no/stick to the stuff you know/it is better by far to keep things as they are/don't mess with the flow no no/stick to the status quo
  • Thomas Jefferson and James Madison: The boys are back/gonna do it again/gonna wake up the neighborhood
  • Maria Reynolds: I'm confused by the sound/is it her? is it love? Can the music ever be enough?
  • Philip Hamilton: Don't be afraid/afraid to fall/you know I'll catch you through it all
  • General Charles Lee: HUMU HUMU NUKU NUKU APUA'A MAKA HEEKEE MALA HEENEE HOO

anonymous asked:

Do you believe it's a bad sign that a reader told me my Hermione wasn't likeable? It's early in the story, and I had planned for her to soften up as time goes on. I have met a real life Hermione Granger, and they're not likeable, but that doesn't stop them from being an interesting or decent person. However, even when you write dark Hermione, she's likeable. Do I need to make more of a consistent effort to show her good side? PS loving tws :)

Hermione isn’t likable at the start of Harry Potter.  She’s so awful even Ron thinks she’s awful, and says so out loud.  She’s brash, pushy…  Why do characters have to be likable?

OK, one reader wants her to be likable.  I had someone review TWS telling me Hermione in it was selfish and I was all, “Huh?”  Not everyone’s opinion is right and not everyone’s feedback is useful.

I’m going to send you to what I think is a really good blog post:  The Importance of the Unlikeable Heroine, and suggest that perhaps we worry too much about our girl characters being likable.  People tend not to worry about (or object about) whether male protagonists are likable as often as they do female protagonists.  I wonder why that is.

(Spoiler alert: it’s misogyny.) 

anonymous asked:

We don't even have confirmation that Camila is going to the VMAs though. When she's talked about what she was going to do in the coming weeks she's mentioned going home and to the studio but she's never said anything about the VMAs and MTV has never mentioned her making an appearance so I'm really thinking she won't be there just bc she's nominated for something doesn't mean she has to attend I put my money on her not showing up at all.

They didn’t make her do an official photoshoot for nothing, trust me, she’ll be there. The VMAs are an important show, it’s good for exposure, all the big guns of the mainstream will be there and Camila will be too.

anonymous asked:

Do you think Cassandra's problem is that her self esteem is so low that she doesn't even want to think for herself? And that there is some jealousy towards Eugene's trove of self-confidence?

That’s a possibility. But she shut down when they started talking about parents. And her direct quotes when talking about the Captain are:

  • “My dad taught me at a very young age to focus on the here and now.”
  • “He’s a good man, and he taught me a lot. He showed me how to defend myself, how to take on responsibility,  how to ‘earn my keep’… Besides, I don’t remember my real parents so, I’ve got nothing to compare him to, anyway.”

This tells me a few things. Firstly, that she was adopted when she was little, but not so little that she doesn’t know she’s an orphan. (Also, possibly/probably, it’s not like they didn’t have conversations about it. The Captain has been honest with her about her lack of blood relation to him.)

But look at the many things she yells at Eugene about. In “Cassandra v. Eugene” alone, she refers to him as “nothing but a self-serving, inconsiderate, arrogant freeloader.”

She was raised to take on responsibility and earn her keep, and she sees him as a layabout who doesn’t have to do anything to get exactly what he wants all the time. If she’s jealous of him, it’s not of his confidence, but of his lifestyle. She never sees him have to struggle with things. Which is actually, come to think of it, why she was on his side in “Fitzherbert P.I.”! Eugene was actually trying in that episode. Really trying. Not only did he exhaust the job board, but when he decided to be a guard, he went through basic training, just like everyone else. And sure, he deliberately annoyed the Captain along the way, but he also did his best, and worked at it. This is something she’d never really seen him do before. And so, in that instance, she respected him.

Perhaps, it all ties back to the orphan thing. That despite being adopted she’d had to work hard her whole life, because that’s what she was raised to do. And despite not being adopted, Eugene is ending up with a breezy life that requires no effort on his part.

And another thought just occurred to me! Her jealousy of Rapunzel in “Challenge of the Brave” was related to that, too! Rapunzel signs up late for the Challenge, doesn’t train or practice in any way, and excels at it, and it’s easy for her! And that ease is only making her reputation greater! While Cassandra has been working hard, both at a job where she gets no respect and at training to be the best, and here comes Rapunzel, stealing her glory with no effort on her part!

Cassandra has to work hard! Perhaps she doesn’t have a natural talent for anything, so anything she can do, it’s because she put in a lot of time and effort to make it that way! She gets jealous of people with a lot of natural talent or who get things handed to them without the work it takes to get good! The reason why she’s friends with Rapunzel and not with Eugene is because Rapunzel is warm and friendly and Eugene is naturally antagonistic towards her!

At this point, I maintain my headcanon that Eugene would be fine with Cassandra, if Cassandra would just back off and stop hating him so much. He’s clearly capable of getting along with her, when he’s on her side. He just chooses not to be the bigger man most of the time. But even in “Before Ever After,” we see him approach her first to take about something serious, and she replied with pins and needles. Eugene’s is a reactionary antagonism. Chances are extremely good that Cassandra started it.

That moment when

Your adorable cousin who has dated so many guys doesn’t understand that while you might like this adorable person you met on Tumblr, you can not ask them on a date because you don’t even know where they are, what their first name is, if they like your sex, and then there’s the fact that you are AWKWARD AS FUCK AROUND PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE CUTE.

  • Companions react to Soul having a punny name.
  • Hancock: Surprisingly, he doesn't make any puns about Soul's name himself, after all, he's the mayor of a settlement called GoodNeighbor, and everyone is so quick to make their own shitty puns there, so when Soul mentions how sick they are of puns, he laughs and says me too.
  • MacCready: Oh he is just living it up and makes all the worst puns. Some of them probably don't make any sense but he makes them anyway. He finds this all very hilarious
  • Danse: Doesn't really see the big deal, but also doesn't make any puns himself and when he does, it's almost on accident and he has to do a double take on whether he actually said it or not, upon realizing that he has, he laughs to himself
  • X6: He makes no mention of the fact that Soul has a pun in their name, and this leads Soul to believe that they are safe from shitty puns around him. But as they come to find out, he only waits until only the absolute best opportunities arise before he makes a pun.
  • Nick: He may not crack as many puns as the others, but he sure as hell makes the best puns. Not even Soul can be mad at his puns
  • Curie: Doesn't really understand puns to begin with, so she has a few failed attempts at first, when she finally makes a good pun she's so proud of herself. As she should be, because it was a really good pun
  • Cait: Makes a lot of shitty puns, she does it more to rile up Soul than anything else, as she finds it both adorable and hilarious that they could get all huffy over a pun.
  • Deacon: When he first hears Soul's name he has to do a double take, because theirs no way, no freakin' way that's their name. Because there is no way he could be this lucky. He has awaited this day with baited breathe. He treats every pun he makes as if it is a hand wrapped gift from God. Soul is never safe from his puns.
  • Piper: She's a lot like MacCready with how often she makes shitty puns about Soul's name. Although hers are generally a lot worse.
  • Preston: he may crack a pun every once in a while, but he doesn't make a habit out of it, he does find the ones that everyone else is making to be pretty funny though.
  • Strong: What the Hell is a Pun.
  • Dogmeat: Well Dogmeat can't talk so Soul is safe from Shitty Puns with him.
  • Codsworth: He slips in little puns between calm moments, and he can't help but chuckle a little when he makes them.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I love your blog!! I was wondering if you could rec me some really angsty stiles fics, the pairing doesn't matter but I'm really in a mood for that kind of fic that makes you cry but has a good plot?

Do we have angst? Do you even have to ask? Of course we have angst. One of our founders was so known for her angst across the land that she was called Angst Wolf! So here you are. Enjoy the tears. - Anastasia (Wolf)

Originally posted by asvine-


To Feel Your Heart as It’s Keeping Mine by Vendelin

(1/1 I 8,563 I Teen I Sterek I Temporary Amnesia)

Stiles and Derek have been dating for four months, when Derek gets in an accident and loses all his memories from the past year and a half. Now, he’s once again the Derek Stiles used to despise, and even worse, Derek thinks that he still hates Stiles’ guts.

For better, for worse by Vendelin

(1/1 I 13,336 I Explicit I Sterek I Established Relationship)

Derek and Stiles have been married for six years. Derek loves his job as a successful lawyer, loves his financial security and his large house. It isn’t until Stiles gets shot while working that he starts to understand that maybe Stiles isn’t loving their life as much as Derek is.

Those Are The Days That Bind Us by s_a_m

(5/5 I  52,171 I Mature I Sterek, Berica, Jydia, Scallison, Stiles/OMC I BAMF!Stiles)

His father wasn’t stupid. He was an officer of the law, trained to look for patterns. He confronted Stiles about werewolves and they shouted and Stiles tried to explain but his father was so, so, so mad, more mad than Stiles had ever seen him, ever in all his life and then his father looked at him and said,

“It’s like you’re not my son anymore.”

And Stiles broke.

Ever After by Sybilina

(11/11 I  57,260 I Mature I Stiles/OFC, Sterek, Berica, Scallison I Depressed!Stiles, Suicidal Ideation)

Four years ago, Stiles left Beacon Hills, to go to college, to get away from the pack, to try to mend a broken heart. He thought he’d succeeded but right when graduation came around, his whole world fell apart. Again. There’s only so many times Stiles can deal with his world falling down around him. This was one time too many.

It isn’t about getting the girl, or the guy, because romance and lovey feelings aren’t a cure for depression.

Smoke & Mirrors by doodle

(1/1 I 68,644 I Explicit I Sterek, Stiles/OMC I Twin!Stiles)

“Mirror twin, actually,” Stiles corrected automatically. “It’s a subset of identical, but we’re not identical in the normal way. I’m the mirror image of him, or him me, whichever way you want to look at it.”

Stiles has spent his entire life in the shadow of JJ, his popular, captain of the lacrosse team, jackass twin brother. Now he only has to make it through the summer until JJ goes to college.

Easier said than done when JJ starts hooking up with Stiles’ crush, Derek Hale, and there’s a dead body in the preserve.

Move A Mountain by ZainClaw

(9/9 I 69,006 I Explicit I Sterek I Biker!Derek)

Stiles goes camping with his friends in New Mexico after graduation where they befriend a biker gang led by Derek: a guy whom Stiles can’t decide if he will be either relieved or devastated to never see again once their week is up.

Tiny Houses by ohmyjetsabel

(7/7 I  77,138 I Explicit I Sterek I Noncon, Mpreg)

“So this is what Stiles does. He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.

God, he dreams.

He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thing inside of it.”

Three Marks by sanam

(8/8 I  113,736 I Mature I Sterek, Derek/Paige I Mates)

“And then there was pain again, but this time it was in only three places—his arm, below his clavicle, and next to his heart, all on the left side. It felt like the skin was being sliced apart, ripped open, flayed off—
And suddenly it was done.
Derek looked across the room and saw the boy on the floor, looking about as bad as Derek felt.”

Derek and Stiles learn that bonding is probably best done with ridiculous amounts of video games and maybe a little bit of time.

Divided We Stand by KouriArashi

(29/29 I 156,742 I Mature I Sterek I Mates)

Derek is being pressured by his family to pick a mate, and somehow stumbles into a choice that they didn’t expect and aren’t sure they approve of….

anonymous asked:

Hello, I have a question about virginity. What did you mean when you said a woman is not suppose to bleed when she loses her virginity? We've been taught ever since we were young that riding horses or doing gymnastics is not good because you might lose your virginity and bleed from down there. And if your man doesn't see blood on the first night that means you're not a virgin. What about " غشاء البكرة "? Excuse my question, but I am really confused. Help?

1. Virginity is the state of never having had sexual intercourse with someone before, that’s it. So one cannot possibly lose their virginity from riding a horse or doing gymnastics, or even masturbation, cause masturbation is not intercourse.

2. Your hymen, on the other hand, can tear or stretch painlessly while doing regular physical activities such as doing the splits or any other sport activity like horse back riding, or gymnastics.

3. Stretching or tearing your hymen from nonsexual acts does not make you lose your virginity, because “losing your virginity” means having sex for the first time. And exercises are not sex.

4. Bleeding during your first sexual intercourse means that you were not ready for penetration and your vaginal walls and muscles weren’t relaxed enough and the dry fraction caused the bleeding. It literally says nothing about your sexual history and whether you’ve had sex before or not.

5. The only way you can find out whether someone is a virgin or not is by asking them.

العذرية معناها ان الشخص ما مارس الجنس مع شخص اخر من قبل. فقط لا غير. عشان كذا مستحيل احد يفقد عذريته من ركوب الخيل او اي نشاط رياضي او حتى ممارسة العادة السرية

غشاء البكارة ممكن يتمدد او يتمزق بدون ألم من ممارسة اي نشاط رياضي او مثل ما قلتي ركوب الخيل و النشاطات الرياضية

تمدد او تمزق الغشاء من نشاط غير جنسي مو معناتة فقدان العذرية. لأن مثل ما قلنا، انك تكوني عذراء معناها ما قد مارستي الجنس و النشاطات الرياضية ليست جنس.

نزول دم اثناء ممارسة الجنس لأول مرة لا يدل إلا على انك ما كنتي جاهزة تماما وجسمك ما افرز الإفرازات  والطبيعية الكافية للإستعداد. و الاحتكاك الجاف يسبب جروح على جدران المهبل و بالتالي تزول الدم

نزول الدم ماهي طريقة كشف عذرية الشخص. الطريقة الوحيدة اللي ممكن تعرفي ان الشخص اللي قدامك ممارس الجنس من قبل و لأ هي السؤال.

The Things We Do For Spite

Inspired by and dedicated to my lovely Jo, @selflessbellamy - may we get our heads out of our asses and start treating our crushes nicely. 

(or not; we can always just go get coffee and take pleasure in doing illogical shit)

AKA: Bellarke as the unofficial class couple in denial

Also on AO3



“Class Jeopardy?”

Jasper nods, a shit-eating grin splitting his face in half. Clarke should’ve expected this, honestly. It’s Jasper and no matter the fact that seventeen year old boys are generally ridiculous - he’s even more so.

I mean, just look at the damn goggles.

But she takes a deep breath because she’s got this, she’s Clarke fracking Griffin and she’s been through worse.

“And does Bellamy know about this?”

Bellamy. Of course Bellamy wouldn’t sanction this and Jasper knows it, hasn’t even asked, judging by how red his cheeks go suddenly.

“We were hoping you’d talk him into it.”

“Oh, Jas, you know I can’t do anything without his say-so. He’s my co-president. He’d probably sue me.”

She’s only half-joking. They’ve never really been friends, Clarke and Bellamy, but they haven’t become enemies either - until she challenged him for the title of the class president.

And then they had to share the position, which. Ridiculous. The guy is a stuck up, boring, tedious, preposterous, absolutely no good asshole with a chip on his shoulder. He wouldn’t know fun even if it bit him in the ass.

Which is why her plan is gonna work. There is no way in hell Bellamy will approve of something as foolish as pseudo Jeopardy while they could be watching documentaries on the last day before the Christmas break.

No way.

In.

Hell.

“Come on, Clarke, he’ll just -”

“Who will do just what?”

And there he is. Somehow he’d managed to skulk over and it should make Clarke furious, especially because of their heated exchange last afternoon over the next semester’s budget, but in this instance it just makes her happy and so she beams at him, knocks him back a bit.

“Jasper was wondering if we could play Jeopardy today and I knew that you would never approve of doing something so trivial so I -”

“Oh. That’s cool, yeah.”

Clarke’s breath catches in her throat. Jasper’s eyes widen. Bellamy just smiles.

“Excuse me?”

“We could all use a little fun, right? So go ahead, Jasper.” With that, he even claps the other boy on the back and gives him a smile that shows he’s been parenting his little sister for the last couple of years. “Good job, buddy.”

And that is why Clarke hates Bellamy Blake.


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