even though this was two years ago

anonymous asked:

I sent an ask describing my crush (the one about the guy that's 2 years older and likes memes). Two days ago I was honest and told him that I liked him even though I was so scared. He said he likes me back !!!!! We're together now !! We don't really have a label on what we are. We're just simply together. I'm so happy !

aw that’s great!!

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The power went out just as I was putting away two batches of dog food. So I’m having flashbacks to a few years ago when it was out for days and we lost all the food because Murble kept wandering away in the car and never bringing ice because that would have ruined her ability to pretend ~I’m sure the power will be on when I get back home~.

So I demanded ice even though it will hopefully be back on soon.

And I tied the refrigerator door shut because I live with a blind guy but it’s a good visual and physical reminder for us all.

The Helix Nebula in Infrared : What makes this cosmic eye look so red? Dust. The featured image from the robotic Spitzer Space Telescope shows infrared light from the well-studied Helix Nebula a mere 700 light-years away in the constellation of the Water Carrier Aquarius. The two light-year diameter shroud of dust and gas around a central white dwarf has long been considered an excellent example of a planetary nebula, representing the final stages in the evolution of a Sun-like star. But the Spitzer data show the nebulas central star itself is immersed in a surprisingly bright infrared glow. Models suggest the glow is produced by a dust debris disk. Even though the nebular material was ejected from the star many thousands of years ago, the close-in dust could have been generated by collisions in a reservoir of objects analogous to our own solar systems Kuiper Belt or cometary Oort cloud. Had the comet-like bodies formed in the distant planetary system, they would have survived even the dramatic late stages of the stars evolution. via NASA

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Heart on the Line (part 1)

part 1 - part 2

You and Bucky had your differences in college, but now you need a place to stay and he needs a roommate, and in order to make ends meet, you two start a phone sex line together.  

“For a Good Time, Call…” AU


author: buckysbackpackbuckle
pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
word count: 1516
warnings: smutty smut smut and dirty talk (future chapters)

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Top 10 highest numbers

10: 1
Pathetic. When it comes to numbers, this one is real low.

9: 27
We’re seeing some progression here. not bad

8: 28
Even higher than 27, if you can believe it

7: 100
This used to be the highest number, but was dethroned a few years ago. Still pretty impressive though, especially if you’re into the retro aesthetic.

6: 200
Adding two 100′s together gets you this chunky beast, a really awe inspiring number.

5: 9,486
A pretty terrible number, but even the haters can’t deny the size of this one.

4: 12,345
Not physically big enough to make it to the top of this list, but how could we leave out such a good, no-nonsense number?

3: Mega 2
Mega numbers are much larger than their non-mega counterparts, being around 30ft tall each, earning this one a spot in the top 3.

2: 100,000
Sorry 100,000, you’re huge, but you only get 2nd place this time! Good effort though.

1: A Million.
Numbers just don’t get better than this!

Straight White Boy Problem #987

last time I smoked weed (two years ago lol) I got really existential while listening to Childish Gambino when i was at Ryan’s house and i took a couple hits and was like what the hell am I going to do with my life? Am I going to find my soulmate some day? Do my friends actually value my feelings and do they value me for who I am or are friends just using me for their own gain? Is it okay to root for the New England Patriots even though I’m not from New England? All these questions were going through my mind and I was breaking down. I didn’t know what was going on I didn’t know I had all of these pent up emotions that were being brought out. I was scared. I wanted to talk about my dilemnas with Ryan but the last time i tried that, he made fun of me I need to start letting myself feel emotions rather than smoke my troubles away. So I quit weed. Granted, I still hang out with Ryan but it’s just not the same bc I dont smoke anymore :/

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Derp Emblem: New Year’s Party

I mean, even though uh… Midnight was 17 hours ago in my timezone, Happy New Year everyone??? We have a lot planned for this upcoming year, with the first big thing happening within the next two weeks! I can’t tell you what it is or what day it’s going to be, but I think it’s a surprise that regular stream goers are going to enjoy! As for getting more stuff out, I’m still trying my best to work between all of the other things I have to do! Seriously though guys, thanks for sticking around for another fun-filled year and may many more come ❤

(Wingdings translation in the image captions!)

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Holster Has Made Out With Everyone 13) Senior Year: Ransom

This is the last installment! Thanks for reading.


“I think you two should make out,” says March.

This is clearly an intervention. April is here, and Bitty perched in a corner of the locker room clutching a tray of mini-pies and looking embarrassed for everybody. Lardo brought her fucking gavel. There is a laptop in the corner, and Holster’s pretty sure someone is going to suggest Skyping Shitty any minute. Chowder’s supportive smile is already looking strained.

The only people in the room that Holster isn’t mad at right now are Nursey and Dex who are ignoring the stupidest ever session of Samwell Men’s Hockey Court to grope each other behind the We Support You Both banner.

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“Who are you and why are you following me?” The man hisses in Credence’s face. He is looming so close, all heat and vitriol – just like the other Mr. Graves. A full body shiver takes Credence, the tremble unwilling to leave him afterward, settling deep underneath his skin.

“No one, I’m no one.”

It’s the wrong thing to say.

Mr. Grave shifts. Credence can’t see it, but he gets the distinct impression there is something being held at his throat – a wand, likely. Give it to Mr. Graves to stand his ground. Credence should have been more careful, should have factored in that Mr. Graves is deadly and feels cornered, even though Credence is the one up against the wall.

Two years ago, Credence would have nearly died of fright.

Two years ago, Credence would have ripped the city apart at the seams.

autumn dusk at central park by @brawlite

So the awesome Brawls wrote this gorgeous Gradence fic, packed with FEELS and pining that I die for, and graciously let me read the story while they have been working on it so I have been drooling nonstop for the past few days. I simply love this moment where Graves catches Credence following him, so I had to draw something.

all i want is to draw stuff for bnha au and demon and cyborg au’s but i have so little energy that i need to do only irl-important stuff

and here i am

drawing this

wow

sorry if i take a long time to react to something i do notice everything i just %(

A new Korra for a new story.

About two years ago, I decided to watch this show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. Then I watched the sequel series, The Legend of Korra. And then my life was complete. -u- For me, these stories are the culmination of everything I love about storytelling, and they’ve inspired how I shape each one of my own stories.

However, like some other Avatar fans, I felt that even though Book Four of Korra was mightily enjoyable, it didn’t quite feel like the completion of this seven-book journey. So my brother and I, with explosive inspiration, figured-out an alternate way to tell the story of Book Four - repurposing and expanding on the foundations set in place in the original version, but bringing all of Korra’s adventures to a definitive conclusion. The pre-existing title “Balance” applies just as well to this new version - so to differentiate, we chose the synonym “Harmony”.

Regarding the drawing itself - you may have recognized the poses from Korra’s official design sheet. I wanted to visualize a part of our idea, by seeing it in the original style.

And so here is Korra’s revised appearance! While healing from her encounter with Zaheer, Korra decides to explore the Spirit World hoping to reconnect with Raava and learn the spiritual ways of the Avatar that she’s never truly mastered. Her look has become more organic, asymmetrical and flowing - even mimicking Raava’s design in some areas to reflect her shifted focus on the unconfined spiritual world.

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Chuck Schumer trolls Mitch McConnell on nominations by literally repeating his words

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer has a simple request for Majority Leader Mitch McConnell: President-elect Donald Trump’s Cabinet nominees must meet the same traditional standards that were demanded of President Barack Obama’s nominees eight years ago.

In fact, the request is so similar that Schumer sent the exact same letter McConnell sent to Harry Reid, then the Democratic majority leader of the Senate, and simply swapped out some of the names.

There’s a reason for the snark: Republicans, who control the Senate, are starting to hold nomination hearings before the nominees have completed background checks and ethics clearances that are traditionally required of Cabinet appointees. These were the first two standards that McConnell demanded of Obama’s Cabinet nominees eight years ago — and that the Obama administration met — when Democrats controlled the Senate.

Yet Trump’s nominees now seem to be getting a pass on these same standards, even though there are lingering concerns about the Trump administration’s big conflicts of interestaround the world.

Still, Schumer’s letter likely won’t be able to accomplish as much as McConnell’s did.

When McConnell sent this letter eight years ago, there was an implicit threat that GOP senators would filibuster — which would require 60 out of 100 votes in the Senate to overcome — Obama’s nominees if Democrats didn’t follow the rules, effectively stopping any nominee from getting through.

But after years of Republican obstruction of Obama’s nominees, Democrats in the Senate dismantled the filibuster for executive nominees, including Cabinet positions. So now these executive nominations can’t be filibustered and only need a simple majority to get through.

Since Republicans have 52 of 100 seats in the Senate and only need 50 votes (the vice president, soon to be a Republican, can break a tie) to clear a nominee, they don’t have to worry about appeasing Democrats. And that leaves the minority party with no real political leverage for nominees, giving McConnell’s letter much less weight than it had eight years ago.

Think About It ~ Joe Sugg (Requested)

Request:  Hello again! Can i request another Joe Sugg imagine/one shot where the reader is pregnant and she hasn’t told him yet and Zalfie, Caspar and Oli are at the reader and Joe’s house and she bought them all a baby onsie with text  to announce the reader’s pregnancy

Word Count: 1,384

Warning: Cursing? Idk. 

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could we just think about 1) how it was two years ago when btob felt like they were going nowhere and even apologised at their concert for not succeeding despite everything that they and melodies did, 2) how their first comeback in 2015 was a song to say that things will be okay even if your dreams are slipping away and it managed to get #1 on the charts even though they kept their expectations small, 3) how they made a wish to win #1 with their next comeback and hyunsik said, “i don’t think we will.” only to win a few days later, 4) how they’re able to produce and promote the kinds of songs that they personally like and their efforts don’t go to waste.

the season of coming home

Author’s Note:  @campaignofmisinformation graciously shared some of the prompts she’d been sent, and I jumped on the chance for some outside inspiration.  To the original prompter: I am so sorry you got me instead of @campaignofmisinformation!

The Prompt was: mango, the color blue, jump.  setting: unremarkable house, sometime in season 10.  

This is set post-Home Again, because I love to pick at wounds until they bleed. 


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You had not planned to go to the house.  But at the grocery store, you absentmindedly put all of his usual grocery items in your cart; even though you had left (had to leave, chose to leave) him two years ago, grocery shopping is muscle memory after you’ve lived with someone for so long.  Coffee—bold beans—but also whole milk, sugar to sweeten the bitterness.  Cereal:  he is the only person you know who likes raisin bran.  You distractedly wonder if he still likes teriyaki salmon.  One summer, he had put it on the grill almost every night.  Surely, he must be sick of it by now, but you put it into your cart anyway, just in case.  You grab a mango from the produce section.  It is not quite summer yet, the mangoes are not quite in season, but they will be soon.

You do not cry in the middle of the grocery store. 

Your mother is dead.  It is, strangely, a sentence you never believed you would say.  A long time ago someone had told you that you were immortal, but it was your mother who had always remained standing while everyone else around you had fallen.

Even Mulder had left you many times:  left you to pursue hunches, left you in random police stations, had died, been buried, had come back to life, had gone into hiding.  Had returned, only to leave you again when he retreated into his own mind, the one place you could not find him, no matter how hard you tried.  (You never blame him, though.  It has never been that black and white, that polka-dotted life of yours.)  

Your mother had never left, but now, somehow, she is gone.

You suppose that may be why you end up driving to the outer border of Virginia.

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The house on the outer border of Virginia had once been your home, too.  It was nothing to look at and it was nothing like anywhere Mulder had ever lived; his family was wealthy and had always lived in beautiful homes.  But he was the one who found it in the real estate section.  He had excitedly suggested that the two of you go to see it.  

The shingles were broken, it seemed like every door frame was low and crooked, the wood floors were uneven and full of splinters and would definitely, definitely have to be pulled up. When you went to see it, the house was painted bright blue.

Mulder, you had told him, the color blue of the house borders on offensive.

He had laughed; you bought it together, in cash, to minimize the paper trail; it was home right away.  

People always assumed that you had gone into hiding somewhere far away, across the country maybe, that you had changed your names and died your hair blonde and that he had lost ten pounds to disguise himself.  But you were still Dana Katherine Scully, he was still Fox William Mulder, you were still a doctor, your hair was still red.  You let your hair grow long and he grew a beard but it was only because you were both finally free, or so you thought.  

And for years you lived together in that ordinary house.  You went to Home Depot together, spent hours laughing, trying to find a paint color even uglier than the blue.  You’d finally settled on white: classic, unassuming.  You’d let the wood panels on the side of the house go untreated.  

Mulder painted the house during the day while you were at work at the hospital.  At night you would come home and put food on the grill together and eat ice cream on the floor and read in bed.  

He still loved those terrible sci-fi movies.  Secretly, they had always creeped you out a little bit, but it turned out that when you watched them together in bed they weren’t so bad.

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a thing about end of the line! i made this a while ago, before i was really comfortable drawing tf2 characters. boy things have changed some. i’m embarassed about this and it feels really weird but i figured i might as well post something i worked so hard on, even if i gave up. this is the first time i actually like how i formatted the damn thing though - it’s too bad i didn’t think to do it this way with my trek comics huh?

anonymous asked:

PLEASE DISCUSS THE TWEET OH MY GOD

it is SUCH. a big deal to me?!??!?! ? even though it probably shouldn’t be?????? i realize that i tend to be a tad dramatic when it comes to these two and their dumb antics but like, honestly, when i saw that tweet my jaw literally, truly, actually, full on dropped and i was just sitting there holding my phone and staring at the tweet in disbelief for like 10 seconds because my mind was just immediately transported to the dan of five years ago who was so deeply AFRAID of things like this, who was racked with discomfort at even the most passing jokes that referenced himself and phil in any sort of sexual context and now he’s just ……. inviting it himself? putting a sexual image of them in our minds on his own terms, because he wants to??? ?? what? this concept is was what was so enormously surprising about the halloween baking video last year–the nearly constant sexual innuendo that they were aiming at *each other* relatively comfortably, and that they didn’t really try to censor or edit down. to see that carried forward like this is really insane to me, i mean. it’s hard to even come up with words to encompass this shift and i’m just so proud of dan for reaching a place of such complete comfort, or at least a place where he’s stopped giving so many fucks about what people think about his relationship with phil, and honestly i want to cry about it

Happy new Zzzzzz…


Don’t try to tell me that those tired old men would even manage to stay awake til 12 ô___o

This is just something super-quick because I’ll head off in..uhm..20 minutes ago ^^ But I wanted to thank all of you for making it through 2016 with me. I wish you, those two losers and everyone else a happy and better 2017 :*

high school au (part two)

(read part one here)

Andrew has spent every Sunday since he got out of juvie either in church or at an Exy tournament. It’s not a future he would have predicted for himself two years ago.

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