even though they don't have dogs

Signs based on people I know
  • Aries: Really loud, Extroverted, Doesn't care what others think of them, Knows how to compliment you, Cowardly, Loves to brag, Self-centred, Tries to learn from past mistakes, Wants to be everyones bestie, Kind of like a overly excited dog with huge eyes, Hyper af
  • Taurus: Know-it-all, Kind, Grumpy, Their doors are always open if you're in need, Family oriented, Likes to buy clothes, Has a very interesting fashion style, A bit cold sometimes, Loves sleeping, Can never agree with you, Will lecture you for 4 hours if you did something stupid
  • Gemini: Witty, Flirty, Strange sense of humour, Dismissive, Is always changing their hair, Loves kissing, If mad ignores you, Kind of pretty but I'm mad at them so no not really, Haven't like seen them for almost 3 years
  • Cancer: Loves to draw, But when drawing curses and gets mad, Grumpy, Doesn't talk much, But does get these random times that they talk non-stop, Forgetful, A bit of an airhead, Takes things very personally, Angry eyebrows on fleek, Loves buying random things, Specially for people, Changes their hairstyle and hair colour like all of the time and then regrets it
  • Leo: Talks for hours about something they find interesting, Manages to make people interested in that certain thing, Always got something to say, Smart, Humorous, Loves Spain, Probably wants to live in Spain, Really good at hiding their flaws, Sure of themself
  • Virgo: Manages to impress a art teacher with a dead bird, Takes bath with their friends, Whiny, Creative, Hypocrite, Lazy, Only has crushes on guys who are muscular, Thinks everyone has a crush on them, Funny, Knows how to do everything
  • Libra: Gossiper, Says that they hate something but never do anything about it, Loves cats, Is super scared of ghost movies but watches them anyways, Has been on a diet since 2003, Binge eater, Really artistic but doesn't pursue that talent, Likes being alone, Only reads crime stories
  • Scorpio: Is always the victim, Thinks they did nothing wrong, Cries a lot, Uses fancy words to sound smarter, Loves dragons, That binge eater who cries while binge eating, Plays too many video games, Wants to get revenge on someone all the time
  • Sagittarius: Almost always in a good mood, When angry takes it out on everybody, Always traveling, Loves to talk about history, Generous, Cuddly, Thinks amusement parks are the best but doesn't like to go to something the includes horror, Only watches action films, A bit insecure, Is actually just a huge dog that wants to play
  • Capricorn: Always wearing a cosplay, Everyone loves them for some reason, Doesn't take any responsibility, Only thing they do is make cosplays, Talks in memes, Dyes their hair colour like every week, Is really popular but still says that they don't have any friends, Is single for maybe a day
  • Aquarius: Really chill, Quite, Soft spoken, Secretive, Somehow knows what you like even though you've never told them, Awkward, You sometimes forget that they're in the room, You never know what they are going to do, Mysterious
  • Pisces: Only hobby is basketball, Cries when they don't get something, Favourite child, Strong willed, Has really strong opinion on things, Emotional, Has tons of stuff that they never use, Always seems to have money, Eats candy in secret for some reason, Has definitely started drinking but their parents try really hard to deny it

What is personal space anymore?

“I almost got- Woah!”

“Stop twitching, Stiles.”

“Then stand still, Derek. I almost got it.”

“I will not catch you if you fall.”

“Rude. Why did I even decide to move in with you?”

“This is so awesome, I’m gonna show this video to the others later! Though you could have just taken the ladder that is standing literally two meters away from you.”

“Go away, Cora!” Stiles and Derek shout in unison.


Or “the time Derek and Stiles finally move in together, their dog is just being lazy, Stiles tries to change a light bulb and Cora is not being a help at all. And WHY are you guys still only wearing pants???”

Naruto confession to their lovers
  • Naruto: Hinata... I was wondering if you could...you know...spend some fun time with me and eat together in the Ichiraku Ramen Shop. Also...we could hang out..and...takes things to the next level?
  • Hinata: *blushing so hard* ....er....i....well..
  • Naruto: I...is t...that a yes or a no? *sweats continuously*
  • Hinata: Yes, yes yes!
  • Naruto: Alright! (This will be he best day of my life, I was so scared if she said no!)
  • ______________________________
  • Sasuke: Sakura *wind blows his hair* I know I have done terrible things in the past and...this time. As I have been traveling. I notice how I was stupid to cut you of out my life. I really want to spend time with you. I really mean it. I-
  • Sakura: Sasuke-kun?
  • Sasuke: *takes out Sakura's hand and puts it on his chest and lets Sakura listens to his heart beat*
  • Sakura: *blushes* Sasuke...*cries a little with joy*
  • Sasuke: I want to be with you.
  • ____________________________
  • Shikamaru: Temari...you are the only one who knows me well and even though you're scary af....er...I-
  • Temari: *looks pissed* what is that suppose to mean?
  • Shikamaru: woah wooah ....I'm not good at these things but Temari. Even though you are a troublesome beautiful lady, I would like to stick with you and never let you go. Would you like to spend some time with me?
  • Temari: Are...you..serious *blushing* ...being with yo me is such a drag
  • Shikamaru: *chuckles* Yeah, I know but I'm sure of it.
  • __________________________
  • Sai: *enters Ino's flower shop* Hey, Ino! I'm looking for a beautiful flower.
  • Ino: What is it for? For decoration? For-
  • Sai: For a girl
  • Ino: *looks a little bit upset* A ...girl?
  • Sai: Yup, she's so beautiful. I think of her whenever I see her and she recused me so that's why she's so precious to me! She's an angel that I can't take my eyes off!
  • Ino: Is...that so...?
  • Sai: I have a drawing of her...do you want to see?
  • Ino: *looks upset* s-sure....w..why not?
  • Sai: *gives Ino the drawing* See? Such beauty....I wish she'll be my future girlfriend!
  • Ino: *sees a portrait of herself* Eh.....it's me!
  • Sai: *goes closer to Ino and whispers* I know it's you, Ms Beautiful..
  • Ino: Sai....wait...do you mean it? About me being your...
  • Sai: Why would I lie? *touches Ino's hair* Would you want to go on a date with me? I could even show you more drawings I created of you.
  • Ino: ...er....
  • Sai: I'll take that as a yes, my princess *kisses Ino's hand*
  • _____________________________
  • *Kiba and Tamaki walking around Konoha*
  • Kiba: ....Tamaki....
  • Tamaki: Kiba-kun? What's up?
  • Kiba: Remember our first chat together?
  • Tamaki: The one when you were helping your friend to get honey wine?
  • Kiba: Er....yeah
  • Tamaki: What about it? Wait is it about Momo, my cat? Did he say rude things about you?
  • Kiba: No no no..
  • Tamaki: Phew....then what is it?
  • Kiba: *stops walking and goes closer to Tamaki* Damn it! *blushes* I'm not good at these things and i stutter when I say this but it's time that I should do it!
  • Tamaki: Kiba? You're not making any sense....
  • Kiba: Ah, crap.....I really like you...Tamaki....and I thank god that i had the opportunity to see you at Sora-Ku! I would really like....if....we....can...well....consider ourselves as.....
  • Tamaki: A couple?
  • Kiba: *blushes so hard* ...I.....
  • Tamaki: You're so easy to read, dog boy. Of course! I would love to spend my life with a handsome man *puts her arms over Kiba's shoulders* like you, Kiba-kun? Because...I like you...really...I mean it! Me too, I'm glad we met. Even though we are different, who says that dogs and cats can't be together?
  • Kiba: *hugs Tamaki* I'm glad you feel the same, cat girl!
  • Tamaki: me too, dog boy!
  • ______________________________
  • Choji: Karui, you're the woman who doesn't give no bananas about my size and I'm glad that you don't. I'm very happy that we got to hang out more and I really think that i might have feelings for you, chococlate sunshine.
  • Karui: Ehh.....You really think so?! I...well...think the same. You care about my opinions and you are always there for me! You're my big strong butterfly....I'm glad that you like me because I like you too!
  • Choji: So do you want to go to my house and eat something together *holds Karui's hands and blushes*
  • Karui: *blushes* S..sure... I would love that.
  • ______________________________
  • *Lee and Tenten in a training hall*
  • *Lee stops training*
  • Lee: Tenten?
  • Tenten: What's wrong? You stopped training?
  • Lee: ....I.... *takes a deep breath*
  • Lee: We have spend some time together and we have similar connections and i would like if our connections collide into one. Tenten, to me, you're one of the strongest kunoichi that I have seen and I wish to spend more training with you and see you grow! I may be so annoying to you in the past but right now, I just....want you to see me as a man and show you how much I want to spend more time and...l-love with you...Tenten...I
  • Tenten: *kisses Lee's forehead* You are already a man to me and I would like to see our connections grow together and become one...Lee...Yes... I would like to be with you.
  • _____________________________
  • Shino: I know it's weird saying this to you and I'm kinda freaked out on saying this but I really...like talking to you and I wish we hanged out more and well...united....
  • Akamaru: woof....(wtf)
  • Shino: ...damn it.....I can't do it....no one likes me....
  • Insets: buzzzzzzzz (you have us)
  • Shino: I know I have you.
  • Akamaru: Woof....woof woof...(I should find leave and find Kiba)
  • Shino: I'm glad that people wouldn't see me crying as I walk around Konoha.
  • Shiho: *looks at Shino from a distances and giggles*
  • Shino: Huh? *turns around and sees Shiho*
  • *both of them look at each other and blush*
  • *Kiba sees the connection as he walks towards Shino*
  • Kiba: Oooooooo... you have a crush.....
  • Shino: Stop it!
  • _____________________________
  • (Requested) ;---; NejiTen
  • Neji: Tenten?
  • Tenten: Yeah...
  • Neji: In the future, I always think in what will happen to me? Will I die (;-;)
  • Or will I live (;----;) but the most important question is who will I be with before this happens?
  • Tenten: Yeah...okay....what are you trying to say?
  • Neji: Tenten, if the world ends today, I would like to be with you and stick with you. I know you see me as a team mate but i would to expand that. I was a pain to you and harsh before but I want to change! ...and become the man you want! And I'll do it - if you like me....
  • Tenten: You felt this way....you like me?
  • Neji: I will always do you, my ninja twin bun strong kunoichi.
  • Tenten: then, promise me you will stick with me and protect forever.
  • Neji: You don't need to be protected by me! You're so strong. Even I can't touch you...
  • Tenten: Neji....*lays on his lap* I will always stick with you and protect then....no matter what.
  • ______________________________
peculiar children as those weird children you’ve probably babysat
  • Emma: stares at a pack of matches and whispers "everything is prettier when its on fire" to seemingly nothing
  • Hugh: Eats bugs, just grabs a bunch and sticks them in his face even though he's allergic to everything.
  • Millard: goes missing all of the time, one second he's right beside you, the next second he's ran away and you'll probably never find him again.
  • Horace: says "you're ugly" with complete earnest, and then cries when you say you don't like his shoes.
  • Enoch: instead of stuffed animals he has a bunch of taxidermic animals. his bedroom is the worst place you have ever been. makes you feel uncomfortable on purpose.
  • Jacob: gets into fights with everything. he'll fight you, he'll fight that dog, he'll fight a car, he'll fight himself.
  • Fiona: sticks arms under ground as far as they can go and then lies face down in the dirt.

anonymous asked:

Hello!! You def don't have to do this it here's a small Drabble idea: what if, during season 9 and when cas is a human, he's able to adopt a cat for the bunker bc dean is a softie even though he's allergic and cas happens to be allergic too and dean comforts him about it?? I love fics that are sweet and soft!! Anyway, have a nice day!!

I love sweet and soft fics too! Thank you for the prompt <3

I may have… gone overboard. Because Team Free Will and pets. Hope you enjoy!

(read on ao3)

The dog is first.

Castiel catches it sniffing around their trash cans one night after Dean’s shoved him in the direction of the door, bags gripped loosely in hand and grumbling to himself. If you sleep here and you eat here, you help with the chores.

It’s bony and its fur is matted down by the rain, but it lopes right on up to him with its tongue wagging when he offers it the half-eaten take-out on the top of the garbage pile. Its limping gait and war-hardened eyes remind Castiel very much of himself, before the Winchesters kindly rescued him. Castiel looks uneasily back towards the door.

He sleeps here and eats here. He takes out the garbage. This is his home as much as it is Sam and Dean’s, he has been assured countless times since The Fall, so he is also allowed to say who comes and who goes.

“Alright. But just for tonight,” he tells it.

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wrathion  asked:

My aunt is vegan and she wants her dog to have, what I'm assuming, a plant based diet. I don't know specifically what kind of food shes feeding him though. I know dogs can eat plants but is there an extent or something? Would she have to tell her vet about it? I kind of feel like she shouldn't only have her dog eat /just/ plants, and let him eat meat (or whatever he ate before).

Dogs don’t thrive being vegan because even though they have some capability to digest plant matter, it’s massively ineffecient compared to the bioavailability of nutrients in meat and because they have essential amino acid needs that are found in quantity in animal products and vegan supplementation of them is prohibitively expensive for pet food companies to bother with.

There’s an article on whyanimalsdothething.com that covers vegan diets in depth.

Okay so Sirius is the brightest star of the Canis major constellation (”greater dog”), and his animagus is a dog right so the link between the name and the character is obvious


and then we have Regulus which is the brightest star of the Leo constellation, the lion is Gryffindor’s symbol
Is it a coincidence ?
Or even if he at first agreed with his family’s ideology and followed in their footsteps because he was conditioned to do so, was Regulus Black deep down inside brave at heart, daring, valiant, courageous, chivalrous ?  

I think he was

puethar-petblr  asked:

Someone is saying there's vegan vitamin d3 for humans and dogs and that therefore a dog can be vegan with no problem. I don't have the scientific sources to reply but I'm pretty sure dog's shouldn't be vegan and I don't know what to tell her.

Tell her this:

Dogs are opportunistic carnivores. Dogs are not omnivores like humans.They have descended from carnivorous ancestors and are equipped to deal with a mostly meat based diet.  Humans will mostly do ok on a vegan diet because, even though we are omnivores, our evolutionary ancestors ate mostly plant matter. Thus, our bodies can digest plants and nutrients from plants are more biologically available to us. With the advent of synthetic vitamin B12, humans can now be fully vegan if they chose to be. 

Such is not the case with the dog.

Even though you can “technically” meet all the vitamin and nutrient levels with synthetic forms, that doesn’t make it a good diet. The dog’s body is not equipped for so much plant matter. As stated before, they are descendant from carnivores and are still opportunistic carnivores.

Though the protein in plants is the same protein as in meat, it is not as biologically available to dogs. Dogs have a harder time absorbing protein from, say, a bean than a piece of steak. They simply don’t have the right biological equipment. Synthetic taurine is not as bio-available as natural taurine and thus the dogs can suffer blindness and heart problems in some cases. The vitamin D found in plants is also much harder for a dog to absorb than vitamin D from animal products. Combined with the fact that it is pretty much impossible to mimic the proper calcium/phosphorus ratio in a vegan diet compared to a meat diet, the dog will have impacted calcium metabolism and other mineral dependent processes. Bone strength may be affected. Again, the lack of bio-availability is due to the dog not being designed to absorb these nutrients from plants. 

So, a vegan diet even with all the right supplements, is still a vastly inferior diet to a meat containing one and will negatively impact a dog’s quality of life.

The absolute, only situation a dog should even be considered being given a vegan diet is if the dog suffers from severe food allergies or IBD and all other options have failed. Even then these dogs are closely monitored by vets. And these dog’s quality of life have already been impacted and their lives shortened, so a vegan diet is more of a ban-daid to a bullet hole, making the poor dog’s life a little easier.

I loved this new chapter because we finally have more shin soukoku interaction. I’ve personally been waiting for it.

The first time I saw the beginning of the chapter (when the raws were first released) I remember being surprised to see dazai holding both atsushi and akutagawa. I mean, their position is hilarious and their faces even more. But now that I have the context, I can’t help but pity akutagawa. I know that dazai saved him, and I understand that he wants dazai to acknowledge him, but I thought that since dazai already acknowledged he was strong, he would calm down. Of course, I never expected him to suddenly move on and forget dazai but still. Akutagawa has so much potential, he has people who care for him (like higuchi) and who recognize his strength (like atsushi and I think Hawthorne, among others) yet he is still stuck in the past. Hopefully, now that his character is being developed and his relationship with atsushi is progressing, he will learn to value more the others (and not be too emotionally dependent on dazai). What I didn’t like in this chapter, is that dazai felt the need to manipulate akutagawa, reminding him this was a good opportunity for him to prove him he changed after 4 years. I can guess why he said that. It was necessary that akutagawa accepted to work with atsushi so that their mission would go without (much) problems, and for shin soukoku to be born. However, I still want to believe there were other ways to convince him and I don’t think it is fair to akutagawa.

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a silly, fluffy little promptis thing i whipped up for @suggestivescribe 

IT’S VERY SILLY AND FLUFFY AND IDK WHAT I’M DOING but I hope you like it, bae <333


Six hours.

They’ve only been driving six hours, before Ignis insists on stopping for the night. This might have been fine, except Noctis feels as though they’ve made zero progress throughout the day. They spent most of it searching for some dog tag for a guy named Dave. Ignis thinks of a new recipe, which turns out to be delicious, but Noctis can’t help but feel frustrated and antsy, as he lies on his back on the bed in the trailer they rented for the night.

What kind of a name is Dave, anyway?

Noctis frowns up at the ceiling, wishing Ignis would let them keep driving. But no, he says it’s “too dangerous.” Like they aren’t already in danger just being here.

A sudden flash in his eyes causes Noctis to flinch. He blinks away the spots that appear in his vision, turning to frown slightly at Prompto. His friend is leaning over the bed, and he grins, bringing up his camera to take another photo.

“I call this, ‘Noctis Brooding at Midnight.’ Pretty catchy, huh?” Prompto grins, much too bright for how late it is.

“I’m not brooding,” Noctis protests, turning over onto his side to place his back to Prompto. Normally Prompto’s sunny personality can help him feel better, but he’s too exasperated at the time he’s wasting to bask in it.

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anonymous asked:

I know you probably get this a lot, but I wanted you to know that you're a genuinely good person and amazing artist and your blog makes me so happy;;; you always post these positive things and beautiful art and even though I don't use Tumblr anymore (hell website) I come back purely to check your blog ;u; it's just such a nice place asfoddfkfkdms and im glad it exists

awh this makes me so happy !!!!

fibro!tsuna's first-world problems
  • tsuna: should i be in bed?
  • reborn: no
  • tsuna: am i?
  • reborn: it's noon and you haven't even left it
  • tsuna: can't hear you from my warm comfy bed
  • ...
  • tsuna: should i be in bed?
  • reborn: YES
  • tsuna: am i??
  • reborn: don't you love sleeping??
  • tsuna: i do when it doesn't feel like i'm laying on a bed of needles
  • reborn: i don't understand your body
  • tsuna: you think i do??
  • ...
  • tsuna: man, melanin is so good for helping me sleep sometimes
  • reborn: mela-what now exCUSE me young man
  • tsuna: ..melatonin. MELATONIN.
  • reborn:
  • tsuna: reborn i aM NOT DRINKING PIGMENTS
  • tsuna: PIGMENTS ARE BAD I WOULD NOT DRINK THEM
  • reborn: the fact that you even know the meaning of that word distresses me
  • tsuna: you are SO RUDE
  • ...
  • reborn: *inspecting his cup to make sure there's no PIGMENTS in it*
  • tsuna: dad, pls, i brainfogged. honest to god.
  • reborn: you were fine two seconds before
  • tsuna: sudden onset! oh no
  • tsuna: what were we talking about? orange juice?
  • tsuna: where did lambo go? someone should find him before he drinks all the bread
  • ...
  • reborn, five minutes later: did you call me DAD?
  • tsuna, still trying to pretend to be brainfogged: .....smad. a word that means both mad and sad.
  • reborn: i
  • reborn: i asked you that question three days ago and you're just NOW answering it?
  • tsuna: my brain is on dial-up, it doesn't work if YOU'RE using it too
  • reborn: how does that even
  • reborn: stop avoiding the question
  • tsuna: *already asleep*
  • reborn: $*%@^#$*
  • ...
  • reborn: why are you still sleeping
  • tsuna: i reside eternally on the dark side of the globe.
  • reborn: ...what
  • tsuna: it's always bedtime somewhere in the world, therefore i will sleep whenever i want.
  • reborn: why are you like this
  • tsuna: *sleepy growling noises*
  • reborn: you sound like a teddy bear
  • tsuna: you ARE a teddy bear
  • tsuna:
  • tsuna: *pops head out from under blankets to peer at reborn hopefully*
  • reborn: ...don't you even think about it
  • ...
  • reborn: maman, i have an idea for a gift to get tsunayoshi
  • nana: no? how sweet of you, reborn! what is it? do you need help getting it?
  • reborn: it's a teddy bear outfit.
  • nana:
  • reborn: he growls like a teddy bear
  • nana: you're very correct in that assessment. i'll have to get one for him right away.
  • ...
  • reborn: ....maman
  • reborn: why did you get two of them
  • reborn: in two different sizes
  • nana: why, so the two of you can match, of course!
  • tsuna: *wanders around the house wearing a teddy bear onesie*
  • reborn, also wearing a smol teddy bear onesie: i didn't account for this.
  • ...
  • tsuna: is it possible to have multiple headaches at the same time?
  • reborn: ...i'm going to have to say no.
  • reborn: you're better off applying unit measurements to the cause of your headaches.
  • reborn: like lambo.
  • tsuna: reborn, you can't call lambo a headache.
  • lambo: *crashing around downstairs, laughing like a 5 year old on candy.*
  • tsuna: lambo is three headaches.
  • tsuna: and he needs to Stop.
  • ...
  • tsuna, on a stroll through downtown with kyouko and lambo: where did lambo go? why does he keep running off? he knows i can't chase after him.... he's such a child.
  • kyouko: um, lambo is 5?? he is a child.
  • tsuna: ...right....... i never ran off this much when i was 5 though.
  • kyouko: you do seem like you would've been a very good and well-behaved child, tsuna.
  • tsuna: thanks, kyouko...... i think.
  • kyouko: why don't you get lambo one of those child harnesses? that way you don't have to run after him.
  • tsuna: i'd have to wear the other end of that harness though. or hold it. i can't even walk a dog, i wouldn't be able to walk a child.
  • kyouko: how do you keep track of him then?
  • tsuna: like this
  • tsuna: *rattles a jar full of candy*
  • lambo: *APPEARS*
  • kyouko: you should probably stop giving him candy so much..
  • tsuna: yeah.. but it works so well.........

hi may i interest you in an amamatsu pet store au thingy even though i know almost nothing about pet stores or just an au where they have a dog and they’re happy and i’m also happy for them

  • They own a pet store full of different animals, kaede is the one who handles the cashier and talks to the customers, kids usually get very excited so kaede is there to either calm them down a bit or maybe get excited with them too
  • Amami handles the animals’ health and other stuff, he’ll sometimes help kaede’s work but he spend most of the time with the animals though.
  • There’s this one puppy that kaede got really attached to so when she saw the puppy going home to his owner’s home she cried a bit and that’s when amami decided to keep a dog at their house too (yes they live together here sorry i make the rules)
  • Kaede wanted a golden retriever because big and good doggie!! but amami wanted a small pup so they got a pomeranian instead and they named him akki!! (thank you grace and hira for this part ovob)
  • They’ll bring akki to the store sometimes and he’s a good pup who will run around happily, i’m proud of him
  • One day amami came home to kaede sleeping with akki on the couch and he took a picture of it, he sent it to kaede and surprisingly kaede didn’t get mad and she printed it and putted it in their living room
  • They keep taking cute pictures of akki everywhere and one day they just realized their living room is full of their dog’s picture, not that they’re complaining about it though
  • kaede was the one who thought it was a good idea to buy a matching outfit for amami and akki and took a picture of it, it was embarrassing for amami but he didn’t mind the picture being in their bedroom, kaede was really cute when she told her idea to amami so
  • there was this one day when kaede tried to play the piano but akki suddenly jumps onto her lap and she fell from her chair out of surprise, she’s used to it now though, akki likes to sit on her lap and listen to her music while she’s playing the piano
  • The customers likes to play with akki too, akki is a friendly and a good smal doggo!! kids usually goes along well with akki
  • Kaede tried to teach akki to play the piano at some point. She failed but she’s not giving up
the real lawblr saga
  • real lawblrs: *sees studyblr shepherds taking over the lawblr tag*
  • real lawblrs: *rounds up their mangy black sheep and constructs a separate, discrete, DISTINCT pen in which to graze them*
  • studyblrs: *look off into the distance; see that a new pen has been created*
  • studyblrs: *herd their organic, dip-dyed, all-natural-wool sheep to the real lawblr pen to colonize it for their grazing, even though they don't need this pen, because they can also graze their sheep in the lawblr pen and the studyblr pen.*
  • real lawblrs: oh no no plz no why why plz no you have the other two pens why do you have to come here? let us just graze our grumpy, cantankerous sheep in peace over here.
  • studyblrs: omg like, boundaries and organization don't apply in sheep grazing and our sheep are so beautiful, we think they should graze in ALL the tags. lol go pet a dog or something.
reasons to appreciate dazai osamu

i got a few requests to do this so here are reasons you can appreciate dazai for! (mostly me appreciating some of the panels he’s in because dazai makes some quality faces)

(shoutout for the earlier style dazai is drawn in it was the best tbh)

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anonymous asked:

PSA: This halloween, don't take your dog to the haunted stuff, unless your dog is really, really ready! It might be better on halloween to work your dog unvested. Public: Please don't make your dog a fake sd for halloween! It really DOES effect us!!! Thank you! ~ REAL sd handler.

Thank you so much Anon!! Here are a few extra tips for everyone….

Please do not take your service dog to haunted houses! Period! Even the most “bomb-proof” service dogs can spook and become a danger to himself and those around him. Most haunted houses also have actors jump out and scare people going though. You wouldn’t want someone jumping out at your service dog. Service dogs can also become protective of their handlers in situations like this. Lastly, haunted houses make it difficult to turn around and leave. Typically once you are in there, you have to continue. IMO, it’s just not worth the risk bringing a SD. 

Keep a very close eye on your dog around food! Most Halloween candy is toxic to pets. Keep a close eye on your dog when trick or treaters pass by, and make sure he’s not picking anything up off the ground. Keep all candy high enough your dog cannot reach it. 

Don’t dress up your service dog if he’s not comfortable! This goes for all pets too. If your dog is uncomfortable in a costume, please don’t make him wear it. Halloween is stressful enough for them already.

Make sure your service dog is leashed, and his collar has ID tags! Even if your service dog is trained to work off leash, using a hands-free leash (or clipping the leash to your belt) is a good idea. Always make sure your service dog has up to date ID tags. So many dogs go missing on Halloween when they get spooked and bolt from their owners.

Putting a light on your service dog’s vest is a good idea if you will be taking him trick-or-treating. This will help him be seen in the dark. You can also purchase glow in the dark “SERVICE DOG” patches here. 

DO NOT TRY TO DO ANYTHING YOUR SERVICE DOG IS NOT READY FOR!! Please! Pushing your dog over his threshold can mean months of training setbacks. I beg of you…. if you are unsure whether or not your SD will be able to handle trick-or-treating, Halloween parties, etc; please leave him at home!


Also, a note to pet owners: It is not cute or funny pretending to be disabled and dressing your pet up as a “service dog” for Halloween. It’s just not. PLEASE don’t do this! Misrepresentation of a SD is not only illegal, it is also highly offensive to many legitimate SD teams.There are TONS of cute costumes out there for your furry loved ones. A service dog is just not one of them :)

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