even though they don't have dogs

The Book Game

Okay guys I want to try out a little writing game I just came up with.

Grab a book near you. Any book. Doesn’t even have to be fiction. It can literally be a book on dog ownership; you don’t have to tell me which book it is (though you can if you think I should read it)

Open to a random page. Find the first complete sentence, and send it in my askbox.

Then, I’ll decide which character it “reminds” me of, and I’ll write a little blurb on the spot; length may vary depending on how inspired I am!

anonymous asked:

melissa and chris are most likely dating though since every vancouver pap says they are and they have unpublished pics (check @pursuit23 twitter and even the person who gives accurate sg spoilers @lemon_buzz says so). they were spotted taking turns walking each other's dogs and stuff

1. i know this 2. um good for them?? chris dates like every chick he acts with on shows and it’s literally none of my business who those two choose to date. melissa is her own grown ass woman she can judge for herself who she wants to see!! besides chris has stood up for lots of social movements and seems like a decent guy lol. he isn’t his character after all… besides none of us should even really… care like it’s their private life lmao

A flower may dream about a hawk, comfort a bird, heal a beast, cuddle with a deer, flirt with a dog, rely on a bug, embrace a butterfly, and surprise a fox. But in the end, it belongs with the root.
—  How Yamanaka Inojin sees his parents.

@dumplingspatzen

“As a matter of fact, both!  See, it has something to do with my species.”

“We’re actually born very tiny.  We have been mistaken as exotic cats and dogs in our infant years, and we stay relatively the same as pups.”

“Onward from adolescence to adulthood, we grow pretty damned fast, though, and get aggressive very quickly.  Those that we imprint on, such as parents and siblings, or even humans that raise us, are mostly exempt, but everyone else is susceptible to our wrath.  It’s only when we gray that we become relatively tame.”

some random jerejean headcanons because i cannot sleep and it’s 5am and i have uni on monday and should revise maths

  • animals love jean
    whenever there’s a cat or a dog in a park they’ll let jean pet them
  • jeremy though, animals hate him. nobody knows why. the only animal who didn’t hate him was his family’s dog (he grew up with her)
  • they get together after jean graduates from university and they’re in different teams
  • jean moves in with jeremy a year later
  • jeremy is hispanic!! jean loves the difference between their skin colors (his rather pale skin (that does tan after spending time in california (and he gets freckles on his face and shoulders!) and jeremy’s olive skin) and he even learns spanish to be able to communicate with jeremy’s family properly
  • jean is taller than jeremy and whenever his thoughts are occupied with something else he’ll just put everything on the highest shelf
  • alvarez gets jeremy a stool when she realizes that and decorates it with hearts and exy sticks and the usc colors
  • jean does cover his tattoo with a fleur-de-lis (like this)
  • jeremy is a big harry potter fan (jean takes a while to find out what his favorite genre is (reading any other books than textbooks was a distraction) but in the end he really enjoys reading coming of age stories or other harmless daily life stories)
  • jean always wakes up earlier and makes himself some coffee or tea (depending on his need to stay awake for the day) and he usually sits on the kitchen counter and reads the newspaper
  • jeremy usually comes in at some point and sees the cup next to jean’s and walks up to jean until he’s standing between his legs and can kiss him good morning
  • jean talks about some of his abuse at one point. it’s for only one night but he tells jeremy what has happened to him.
  • they both loves stars so they often have dates in planetariums or they just drive out until they can see the stars without any lights from the city
  • jeremy is bisexual whereas jean still isn’t sure about his sexuality (he never had to worry about such questions with the ravens and he only started to question it in his last year of university when he realized that he may like jeremy a lot more than the other trojans)
  • jeremy writes letters to his grandma!! every week!! she’s very important to him and he even told her about his sexuality first (she also is the first to hear about jean and meet him later on)
  • they both enjoy cooking
    at first it was to bring some kind of order back to jean’s life without it reminding him too much of the raven’s so they figured following a recipe would be enough, but now they both do it for fun
  • they marry when jean is 26 and jeremy 27
  • jean’s scars hurt when it’s raining so jeremy usually massages them on those days and presses a lingering kiss to each of them
  • they both don’t drink
  • and one point kevin and jean make up and the three of them travel to france, mexico and ireland together
  • after being comfortable enough to sleep in the same bed as jeremy they quickly find out that jean is a cuddler (that’s a fact i’m sorry i don’t make the rules)
    jean often buries his face in jeremy’s chest and wraps his arms around neck. jeremy presses a kisses jean’s hair before going to sleep himself 
  • jeremy retires when he turns 29 due to an injury and coaches a high school team from then on
  • jean does it eight years later because that’s when ichirou says that jean’s payment is done (of course that doesn’t mean that he’s free of the moriyamas but it’s alright)
  • when jean is 30 they decide to adopt because they do want children even if jean still has to travel a lot for games
  • in the end they adopt two kids: a little baby girl and a seventeen year old boy
  • jean is so scared of being a bad parent and often calls jeremy’s grandma for tips
  • their son makes it to college and cries so much that day because he never thought he’d get such a chance
  • that night jeremy tells jean that he’s the best dad in the entire world

listen this is completely inspired by settle down by the 1975 but i really want a plot where muse a and muse b are sworn enemies who fight like cats and dogs but they have a few mutual friends so it isn’t unusual for them to be forced to hang out around one another (even though it usually ends in them having a screaming match in public and causing a scene) but one day something just snaps inside muse a and they push muse b against the wall and long story short the sex is amazing and even though they swear they still hate each other they keep hooking up and it leads to an enemies with benefits type of deal but they can never let anyone find out because they’re both embarrassed that they’re sexually attracted to THAT asshole who actually has really pretty eyes when they think about it and they’re even sort of funny but wait what

also bonus points if it’s m/m or f/f and muse a isn’t out of the closet yet :)

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Behind the scenes of The Stolen Earth / Journey’s End (Part 2 of 8)

Excerpts from Doctor Who Magazine #398, behind the scenes of The Stolen Earth/Journey’s End as reported by Benjamin Cook

Production on Doctor Who has ground to a halt.  Tools have been downed. Cameras abandoned. And for why? Because make-up artist Steve Smith has arrived on set, in the Nobles’ living room, carrying a mongrel puppy dog called Jack.  “What is it?” asks Bernard Cribbins.

“It’s a dog,” explains Steve.

“Well, I can see that.”

He belongs to the lady across the road.  “She just threw it at me,” explains Steve, “and said, Catherine would like to see Jack, wouldn’t she?”

“Oh, I do, I so do,” coos Catherine Tate, taking Jack in her arms.

“Can we get all puppies off set!” pleads Simon Morris, the First Assistant Director. But no one is listening.

“Aww, he still smells of his mother’s womb,” says Catherine, taking a sniff.

“That’s disgusting,” exclaims David Tennant.  “Just wait til he pees on you.”

“Nah, I couldn’t have a dog that’s smaller than a cat,” reasons Catherine. “He is lovely, though.”

“Tell people it’s a hamster,” suggests David.  Meanwhile, across the room, Phil Collinson is ripping up today’s shooting schedule.

Previous parts are available here:  
one ] [ three ] [ four ] [ five ] [ six ] [ seven ] [ eight ]
The rest of the behind-the-scenes photosets are available [ here ] 

The types and pets

suggested by an anon (thank you, I love this idea)

  • ENFP: Dog person, though they’d love to have a cat. Animals love them, they love animals. They make great pet owners.
  • INFP: They LOVE pets. They would live at PetCo if they were allowed to.
  • ENFJ: They volunteer at a shelter on the weekends. They love animals.
  • INFJ: They enjoy animals, but they’re so afraid they’ll be a bad pet owner that they avoid getting any pets.
  • ENTP: Dog person. They get the biggest dog. They want their dog to be bigger than all of the other dogs. They love their giant dog.
  • INTP: They can really only handle a fish or two, they get so distracted in their own thoughts….OR….they have an impressive number of cats.
  • ENTJ: Fish tanks are excellent power statements. Anything else might make a mess. And ENTJs can’t stand that.
  • INTJ: Pets are like children. They’re not a big fan.
  • ESFP: PUPPIES. They literally attract dogs. You can always tell where an ESFP is because they will be followed by a trail of dogs.
  • ISFP: Cat person. They take cat naps too, so they’re on the same page.
  • ESTP: Dog person. They try to get a bigger dog than ENTP, but it doesn’t work.
  • ESFJ: They’re the type of person that has like, 12 dogs and loves them all equally.
  • ISFJ: Dog person. Treats their dog like one of the family. Includes them in holiday cards.
  • ESTJ: If they had to have a pet, it would be a dog. Everyone gets a dog, anyway……why not get a dog? They really don’t care to be honest.
  • ISTJ: They don’t want a pet. They don’t want to have to watch a pet.
fluffynexu replied to your photo “Jaren and his puppers! Off to adventures! Yes, my cat owns dogs.”

xD fantastic! although i always saw the kath hounds as more….. bovine? >3<

@fluffynexu

They’re listed as “canines” in the wiki but hey…Star Wars gave us “reptomammals” whatever the heck that even means!

They are horned though. Mighty cow-dogs? >.>

A message for mentally ill dog owners

It’s not the end of the world if you didn’t have energy to take your dog on a walk today. Or if you fed them a little late because you couldn’t get out of bed. Or whatever happened that you’re kicking yourself about, saying that your dog deserves someone better. (I know, I do it too.)

Your dog loves you and deserves you. When you’re doing everything you can for your dog, that’s what matters. In the big scheme of things, that missed walk or a week too long in between nail trims or that 10 minutes that your dog whined for breakfast don’t mean anything to your dog.

Dog Years

for the spoilers, and because dogs are what I live for

He found them. Like somehow he knew.

Killian and Emma had been returning from a trip to Granny’s. They walked pressed together trying to stay under the umbrella overhead. But it wasn’t working very well. Emma smirked thinking maybe they’d have to change, even take a warm shower. After eating though, the smell of grilled food and grease irresistible.

Killian slowed just before the stairs up to the front door. “Swan,” he said and she followed his gaze.

Tucked in the corner beside the stairs was a dark shape. He was sitting huddled against the rain, all his fur soaked and clinging to him.

Passing the bag of food to her Killian stepped out into the drizzle and made his way cautiously toward the dog. He murmured comforting words as he crouched just in front of him. And the whole time the dog’s golden eyes flicked between Killian and Emma.

Emma followed moving to stand just behind Killian. 

“What are you doing out in the rain, mate?” Killian asked the dog, making his tail twitch. “You must have someone looking for you.”

“Does he have a collar?” Emma asked. 

The dog sniffed Killian’s outstretched hand before licking at his knuckles. Emma heard him chuckle softly as he moved to run his hand over the dog’s neck.

“You’re a friendly little cur aren’t you?” 

The dog was now half standing his tail wagging, and he nuzzled into Killian’s shoulder.

“We’re going to have to take him to the shelter or something, his owner might be looking for him,” Emma said the sheriff in her stepping forward.

Killian turned to look over his shoulder his hand still running over the dog. And she was met with twin expressions looking up at her.

She bit back a smile, shaking her head. “Okay, he can stay tonight, then we find out if he has a home.”

Keep reading

Maya being that artist that’s somehow always smelling like dog, having to smile apologetically at potential buyers when one of their many cats decides to take a liking to them. Maya blinking in confusion when someone tells her that her art smock has ‘Dr. Friar’ stitched over the heart, looking down at the veterinary coat in surprise only to start laughing. Maya explaining that her husband’s a vet with a small pleased smile, eyes shining with pride and fondness as her fingers brush over the embroidered title. Maya keeping the coat on anyways because it reminds her of Lucas.

  • Me, describing a character I read: They have light blonde hair that is usually seen in a braid that goes down one side. Green eyes with flecks of blue that brighten when this character wears the color purple. Their favourite animal is a dog, and they will love every dog possible. They love ice-cream (even though they are slightly lactose intolerant). Could quite possibly be autistic but there is no mention of it, just charcaterisation.
  • Me, describing a character I WROTE: i think they have brown hair... but seriously, who knows?????