even though the second one isn't good

  • fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
  • fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
  • fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
  • fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
  • fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
  • fanfic writer: :/
  • * * *
  • same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
  • fanfic writer: LOL *post*
  • fandom: OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
  • fanfic writer: *sigh*
Today in Hypocrisy Hopscotch:

“My Killybunny refused to make any of his friends stay in the Underworld! He is the bravest hero ever to brave! A noble saint!..Rumplestiltskin is a betrayer and should burn in hell!”

Rumple–made? the? exact? same? choice?!?

It was even shown in the previouslies???

Pan asked Rumple to trade the life of one of the Charmillses, and Rumple said no. Even though, as Pan pointed out, they are NOT his friends, and are blackmailing him and using Belle.

It was only when Hades said that if Rumple didn’t burn the boat that Hades would KILL EVERY ONE OF THEM that Rumple “betrayed” them.

Like how hard is this to understand…?