even though its not just him

matsu kissability ratings

osomatsu: a cutie patootie, but also an asshole. drinks a lot, probably isnt the best with oral hygene. definitely would be too touchy-touchy and/or overzealous with tongue. 2/10
karamatsu: the eyebrows are a good look. hes a very sweet guy but he’d try way too hard to make the moment last. i just want a smooch, buddy, i didnt need a really bad, awkward makeout session. youre not even sure of yourself and yet you try to take charge. its cute, but annoying. 5/10
choromatsu: i love him and his little triangle mouth so much whenever i see him i want to kiss him immediately. hes kind of a creep though, and definitely unsure of himself. submissive enough to be an enjoyable kiss experience without too many awkward moves being made. 7/10
ichimatsu: either too shy to let you kiss him on the lips or way too overzealous with the tongue and teeth. it takes an experienced person to wrangle this beast, so i don’t recommend attempting to kiss him if you’re a beginner. he’s definitely got an abundance of cute points, but smooches are gonna be ugly. 6/10
jyushimatsu: hes very enthusiastic, but there’s spit everywhere and he has this habit of opening his mouth but not investing any tongue. cute if you like a very excited grown-ass man probably slobbering on you a little bit too much for comfort. at least hes genuinely eager to get to know how to kiss you! he just gets excited. 6.9/10
todomatsu: will pick up on how to kiss quickly, and will subsequently figure out how to push your damn buttons. this kiss is for the ones who like to tease or be teased. his lips are unbelievably soft. 9/10

anonymous asked:

can you kick my pappi,,, i do not like him bc hes mean to me and the cats and im like, tgdh6jtfhnfcgh why are you hitting the cats and hes like "she likes it" even though its clearly fucking animal abuse and i should probably stop writing before i just start crying from how much i hate him aaaaaaaaa-

AAAAAA I’M GONNA KICK HIM SO MANY TIMES I S2G

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Happy national bean day birthday, @laiteevee ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

  • <p> <b>what she says:</b> I'm fine<p/><b>what she means:</b> so newt scamander has shown excellent prowess in not only using magic as shown by him using wordless spells even though he was trained in verbal magic and sure it's for saving time onscreen and all that but it says something and it's meant to show us this man knows how to use magic and he's shown apparating constantly without splinching and often with jacob so an added person plus he has an entire world in his suitcase with a shit ton of different climates and spaces and that's gotta take a lot of maintenance to stay functional and has insane knowledge on most species and herbs not to mention he literally extracted an obscurial from this girl which tbh doesn't sound simple at fucking all and he's also got to know how to use this magic correctly and efficiently so as to avoid trouble i.e. he smuggles magical creatures and traveled all over so he HAS to be able to hide his tracks so why did he not have a moment to obliviate jacob? he's asked a few times throughout the film and he never responds and i think it's because he empathised with the fact that this is a Muggle Plagued By A Completely Stale Life working in a canning factory and that that small moment of magic he witnessed could give him the strength drive and hope to lead his best life. Newt Scamander didn't obliviate Jacob Kowalski because he /wanted him to glean strength from the knowledge that magic is real because he is good at heart the way few people are. Newt has proven he toes the line between criminality and lawfulness but he wouldn't willingly expose or endanger the secrecy of magic folk so there is no explanation as to why he "neglected" obliviation if it weren't deliberate and sure there were a few times he ignored using some kind of mending or reparative charms to cover his trail like in restoring the jewellery store or the wrecked attic and others but there was no time for him to do so since he almost immediately had to apparate away or deal with some other loose creature so these are not examples of his character since he repaired the giant wreckage of Jacob's house and maybe that was because he cared about Jacob but they hadn't progressed as friends yet and what's more likely is he is BY NATURE aware of how to act cautiously with magic so nothing else makes sense other than him not obliviating on purpose to give Jacob a little bit of light and since we established he wouldn't endanger the statute of secrecy he knew that even in letting Jacob know what he knew it wasn't enough to uncover the magic community and even if Jacob spoke out he wouldn't be believed any more than most people and he could be obliviated eventually if he posed a threat but this actual angel newt scamander always sees the best in everyone so his first thought was that he had faith in Jacob not to rat out their community or at least not out of malice and to just admire this memory of this world he had with reverence and im not crying you're crying<p/></p>

okay but what if jungkook used to tease jimin by not calling him ‘hyung’ because he wants Jimin to see him as someone equal as him not as the youngest member in the group, because he don’t want jimin to love him as a baby brother he don’t want jimin to love him because he is cute and because he is the youngest among them, because he wants jimin to see him as a man that he could love and could love him back too so thats why he always making fun of Jimin also thats why jungkook works out a lot because kids are not supposed to have muscles right? kids are not supposed to look sexy right? that way maybe his jimin hyung will look at him as a man

mass effect dad headcanons
  • Kaidan: cheers you on at every soccer game even though you’re horrible at it “You got this, champ!” loves to barbecue and can always tell when something’s wrong “You okay, bud?” Still wears the #1 dad t-shirt you made for him when you were little.
  • Garrus: Comes off as relaxed and let’s you go to that shady party but when you get back you have (84) missed calls from Dad and he’s pacing in the living room. Doesn’t know how to cook so just orders takeout. “Well, you’re still alive so I guess I did pretty well”
  • Mordin: “Breakfast is most important meal. Triggers metabolism and gives energy!” Only showed you educational kids shows and builds your model volcano for you. Sings in the car even though ugh dad you’re embarrassing me.
  • Anderson: “I’m not your friend, I’m your father” but actually adores you more than anything in the galaxy. Took the day off work then stayed up with you all night when you got food poisoning. The day he tells you he’s proud of you is the best you’ve ever felt in your life.
  • Wrex: let's you take a sip of ryncol and laughs when you start gagging. Says "Whatever" and uses guilt as his primary tactic. Always gives you piggy back rides and weirdly specific life advice.
  • Joker: Dad jokes. Too many dad jokes. Let you watch a horror movie that gave you nightmares for weeks. "If I can do it, you can." Made sure you aced your driving exam and took you out for ice cream after.
  • Zaeed: Tries to watch his language but it usually ends up sounding like "Well sh... shucks" All your friends think he's really cool but he always asks things like "what in the shitting hell is a me-me"
  • Thane: Crazy dance!! Always knows what to say when you're upset. Remembers the small things like what toppings you like on yogurt and makes sure your favorite shirt is always clean. "I want you to be happy in life."

Okay but April Fools day in Bitty’s sophomore year, the entire team dresses up as Jack Zimmermann and swears to be him. Like and they wont drop it either. Like Jack is so confused and then mildly put off. And everyone’s doing their own Jack impression. Ransom padded his ass a lot. Bitty keeps saying every song is by Taylor Swift. Shitty makes up random history facts and shouts them through out the day (even though they’re wrong). 

And they may or may not pay a random freshmen to recognize one of them (who is not Jack) and ask for an autograph and then she ends up with like ten.

Dex doesn’t even bother to buy a wig. But if anyone asks, yes he is Jack Zimmermann.

(And Jack actually ends up really enjoying it by the end of the day, because these are his friends and he loves their way of showing affection)

tactile ronan headcanons
  • I just think that he touches adam all the time and it’s not just a sexual or even necessarily romantic thing; it’s a “you’re here and important to me so I’m gonna touch you a lot because that’s one of the easiest ways for me to communicate” thing
  • when it’s really hot out adam will Suffer if they cuddle at night because ronan is one of those space heater type dudes. ronan insists on having like, one hand on him though (you know those people who need at least a corner of blanket on them to sleep no matter how hot it is - that’s ronan but with adam’s limbs)
  • speaking of summertime…..adam freckles a lot when he’s in the sun and ronan always has to point out the new ones when they appear. (”was this one here last year?” “idk why would I keep track of that” “wtf parrish you have the entire periodic table memorized and yet you don’t remember what your own shoulder looks like? freak”) (they’re both freaks)
  • I’ve mentioned this before but ronan is pretty much one of those dogs that doesn’t understand it’s way too big to sit in people’s laps
  • if adam ever gets like…a paper cut…ronan is THERE he’s like ok we need to fucking disinfect this let me help you
  • he also definitely DEFINITELY does the thing where one hand is sort of on the small of adam’s back sometimes when they’re in public together, not pulling him around or anything just making sure he’s still there (and to piss off homophobes lbr I could make an entire post abt the various ways ronan accomplishes that too)
  • (for his part, adam absolutely loves how freely and gently ronan touches. it’s completely unfamiliar and a little surprising to him at first - he’s gone a lot of his life without much in terms of positive physical contact - but after a few months of being with ronan he doesn’t know how he managed without it)

anonymous asked:

This is kinda random and I have no idea how these work and if you're still taking requests for these but like Hot summer day with the rfa maybe please??? (W/ V and Saeran???)

how bout a hot winter day for us floridians amiright ladies

Yoosung

  • “Yoosung lets do something fun today”
  • “its too hot to go outside”
  • complains about how hot it is every 6 seconds even though he refuses to even leave the house
  • strips down to his underwear and lays on the ground
  • “Yoosung lets-”
  • “uuuuuuggggghhhnnnnngggggg its to hhhooooottttt”
  • tries to fit himself in the refrigerator
  • but besides that mostly immobile
  • doesnt even wanna play games
  • just wants to lay on the ground in his underwear and die
  • MC probably just joins him because there is no moving that boy today
  • calls every single person in the rfa to see if they’ll bring him a popsicle
  • “Yoosung, youre an idiot”
  • “please dont hang up no-”
  • “so, is Zen bringing us popsicles?”
  • “no….” :(

Zen

  • spontaneous beach day!!
  • he wakes up and steps outside to go on a morning run and decides instead that its the perfect day to go to the beach!!
  • he walks back in
  • “oh, Zen, that was a short run”
  • he runs over and scoops MC up in a hug
  • “hey, what do you think about going to the beach today?”
  • “i think thats a great idea!”
  • they quickly throw on cute beach clothes, grab some towels, and head out!
  • listen to music during the hour-ish drive
  • HARMONIZING!
  • SINGING SO LOUDLY, WINDOWS DOWN!
  • slpashy playing in the water :3
  • Zen gets freckles after being in the sun all day!
  • long walks on the beach, partially giving MC a piggy back ride and running around
  • seafood lunch on the pier 
  • frozen lemonades!!
  • stay until night time so they can both lay on the beach under the stars

Jaehee

  • doesnt want to go outside but still wants to Beat The Heat™
  • her and MC make frozen treats together!!!
  • they compile a list of sweets they want to make then run out and get the ingredients!
  • they try to make real fruit popsicles and fail miserably the first time
  • but they second time they come out super cute and delicious!
  • eat copious amounts of watermelon
  • put on music while they play around in the kitchen, its probably the sound track of a musical
  • picture Jaehee and MC listening to hamilton while they munch on watermelon, oh, those cuties
  • Jaehee makes a kick ass banana smoothie
  • they attempt an ice cream cake
  • its a flop but still tastes good!!

Jumin

  • if you thought for a second that Jumin doesnt have a pool or at least access to a pool, you thought wrong
  • PRIVATE POOL DAY!
  • theres probably a bar near the pool that serves drinks
  • poolside Piña coladas with Jumin Han
  •  when MC gets in the pool he joins and he’s like yay so cool and peaceful
  • and then MC splashes him
  • and he really thinks its the most adorable, most sweetest thing that has ever happened
  • he splashes back!!
  • he is so happy to be splashing around in the pool!
  • and all the nearby employees are like ??? IS THIS EVEN JUMIN??

707

  • but little does MC know, Seven was waiting for them to come home
  • he’s wearing a bandanna tied around his head
  • he SRINGS OUT of his hiding place and sprays MC with water while they hurry to grab some balloons and pelt him
  • its like a two hour war
  • MC calls Yoosung in to help them ambush Seven
  • Seven tries Zen, who surprisingly agrees and comes over with his own water gun
  • are these four adults or four middle schoolers?
  • yes

V

  • turns his thermostat to like 40 degrees F
  • fans all on full blast
  • the only time he ever walks around in his underwear
  • he has so many errands to run…
  • but its so hot…
  • orders take out because he refuses to turn on the oven/stove to cook
  • usually all of his curtains are open to let in as much sunlight as possible
  • NOT TODAY
  • close everything up and keep the sun the heck away from him
  • probably sits on the floor with MC and plays board games to pass the time
  • really embarrassed by his lack of clothing
  • adorable

Saeran

  • ice CREAM
  • he doesnt like going out because he wants to wear a long sleeve shirt to cover up his tattoo
  • so he makes Seven go to his favorite ice cream shop 6 times in one day
  • “oh, and get some for MC, too! whatever they want!”
  • changes his order each time 
  • grumpy until he gets ice cream
  • sets up like 10 fans around the house and just sits in front of them
  • stands in front of the fridge while its open for an elongated period of time
  • doesnt move unless its to let Seven back in
  • doesnt let Seven back in unless he has ice cream

THANKS SO MUCH FOR READING!!! ^^

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cafe au!! pt 4!!

more cafe au!! (every cafe au post in chronological order <3) all 4 of them ;-; 

ahh i still don’t know how to lay this out also i’m really not good at comics and i’m really not good with bodies so that’s why its all just busts!! i wanna get better though ah ;-; but yeah holy this is really cute!! 

even though keith is a badboy™ he is super soft and i love him!!! and SO DOES LANCE AHH 

my head canon is that lance is literally so sHY WHEN HE ACTUALLY LIKES SOMEONE AND THATS WHY HES SUPER SHY AROUND KEITH EVEN IF HE DOESNT KNOW THE GUYS YET HNNNN

peculiar children as those weird children you’ve probably babysat
  • Emma: stares at a pack of matches and whispers "everything is prettier when its on fire" to seemingly nothing
  • Hugh: Eats bugs, just grabs a bunch and sticks them in his face even though he's allergic to everything.
  • Millard: goes missing all of the time, one second he's right beside you, the next second he's ran away and you'll probably never find him again.
  • Horace: says "you're ugly" with complete earnest, and then cries when you say you don't like his shoes.
  • Enoch: instead of stuffed animals he has a bunch of taxidermic animals. his bedroom is the worst place you have ever been. makes you feel uncomfortable on purpose.
  • Jacob: gets into fights with everything. he'll fight you, he'll fight that dog, he'll fight a car, he'll fight himself.
  • Fiona: sticks arms under ground as far as they can go and then lies face down in the dirt.
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Okay, this is a nice bit of body language I noticed in “Shiny.”

So Tamatoa is kicking Maui’s ass, right? He throws him to the ground, and Moana sees him land and starts running toward him.

Tamatoa looks over, sees her, smirks, and then jumps over to block her path, cutting her off from Maui. 

What I love about this is that the scale and speed of the sequence are such that most audiences wouldn’t even notice it on a first viewing or even a second one. Tomatoa towers over the two human-sized characters, and there’s no break in the song when he does this, meaning the whole mini chain of actions (Moana sees Maui, Moana runs at him, Tamatoa blocks her path) is like maybe two seconds long at the absolute max. 

It just speaks to such a great attention to detail for me because even though you need repeat viewings to notice it, the animators kept every piece of the scene in motion anyway. Every element is moving with its own agency. It not only sets Disney animation ahead of other studios of lower caliber but its often the difference between good movies and bad movies in general where in a bad movie, if the focal point is off a character, they are assumed to essentially not exist and just stand there placidly until someone hits “go” again.

I just love it when you can track chains of progression and cause and effect even when it’s in the background and aaaaauuuuugh animation

“The East Wind takes us all in the end,” Sherlock says. "It’s a story my brother told me when we were kids. The East Wind – this terrifying force that lays waste to all in its path.“

Mycroft literally told him a story about their psycho bitch sister, which makes me believe that the metas on her killing Redbeard before moving on to people could possibly be true.

It’s sad, though, because any time Mycroft mentions Redbeard I bet it just hurts Sherlock even more to remember the incident. But more so with Mycroft, because Sherlock says Redbeard had to be ‘put down’, meaning Mycroft and his parents lied for his sake so that he wouldn’t know his own sister, whom I’m assuming was put into a psych ward once all that happened, killed his beloved best friend as a child.

This also leads me to believe that Sherlock, at one point, DID know his sister, but some people (like myself) don’t remember much of any of their childhood memories. So that leads me to believe that Sherlock forgot he even has a sister in the first place if she was taken away while he was so young. I’m not sure if any of this is plausible at all, but I couldn’t help but think about it.

  @addignisherlock @kellpod @sorcererofsupremepizza @the-7-percent-solution @vanetti @john-is-sherlocks-division @love-in-mind-palace @loveinthemindpalace

anonymous asked:

Isak - hot mess headcannons? Because honestly this boy is a mess

ISAK ‘HOT MESS’ VALTERSEN includes some gems like,

  • FINALLY sitting down to do his homework and being READY to do it, he has all the things he needs, his laptop and a charger and some water, he can Do It, he’s Ready to Do It, then realizing he forgot all his important notebooks with the information to actually get work done in his locker.
    • this makes him Super Grumpy and Spiteful and even though there’s some homework he could technically still do, he’s so angry he just shuts his computer off and plays FIFA for 3 hours straight
  • constantly losing shit. he was CONVINCED that his charger was in his backpack but suddenly its not there anymore, its disappeared. where are his earphones?? fuck if he knows. he’s lost shit so many times and then found it in the strangest places - right as his battery is at 5%, he rattles the cereal box and out comes his charger and his wallet and all his essentials. eskild gives him a look. isak shrugs. he’s found it now and thats all that matters.
  • being That Drunk. Drunk isak is the Messiest Isak, slurring words and getting really confused and disorientated, he’ll be in the middle of the conversation and suddenly blink really hard and ask what are we talking about?? where am i?? what’s going on. 
    • honestly he gets drunk a whole lot and you know what?? he gets bad hangovers the next day which makes him even Messier.
  • his room…oh god lets not mention his room.
  • isak’s the type of guy who leaves his zipper unzipped and doesn’t realize till someone points it out
  • isak dropping his phone and constantly cracking the screen to the point that bits of glass are falling out and he just puts some tape over it and insists that its fine bc he can’t afford to fix the screen.
  • isak is the Clumsy One of the flat, you cannot convince me otherwise, every time he spills something the flat just sighs and goes classic isak
  • constantly forgetting important shit. oh rent was due today??? wait that essay was due today??? wait its my birthday today???? i had no fuckin clue oh shit i have nothing prepared.
  • don’t lend things to isak he’ll either lose them forever or forget its not his and lend them to other people, once its in his hands, it might as well be Gone Forever.
  • isak either forgetting to eat three meals a day bc he’s too caught up in whatever he’s doing or eating constantly, there is no in between.
  • honestly where does isak’s life end and my life begin
  • this may have just been me roasting myself for 10 bullet points.
I just found an interesting parallel

I was a bit surprised when Victor said that Yuuri is selfish because I though he should know Yuuri wants to retire for him and it didn’t sound like Victor at all to blame Yuuri so much even if he was angry and disappointed. 

But then you know who’s the only other person called selfish in this story?

Yep, it’s Victor himself in the second episode when he decides to go to Japan. When I watched this first time I was sure Yakov is mad because he’s losing his fame as being Victor’s coach but actually Yakov still has the strongest team in the world with Mila, Georgi and Yuri so I don’t think it’s really about Yakov the coach. As we learn in the next episodes Victor trained under Yakov most of his career and that in some way they were close (just notice that Yakov is the only person apart Yuuri and eventually Yuri that Victor hugs). So what I think is happening here is Yakov being hurt and angry that Victor wants to leave him, not just competitive skating, for the sake of some drunk Japanese boy. He’s an old grumpy Russian so obviously he won’t admit his feelings but he doesn’t want Victor to retire because he cares for him and believes that he still has the potential to get better the next season. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?

It’s said that Victor shows his love by being demanding coach and that Victor’s coaching style is very similar to Yakov’s (quite natural as Yakov was “the best coach he ever had”). So for them to be rejected as coaches mean also to be rejected as persons. No wonder Victor is so devasted when Yuuri wants to retire - he doesn’t know how to express his feelings in another way, just as Yakov, with whom he spent most of his life, ignores him after he stops skating. But then he recognises that Yuuri needs to make his own decision just as Victor wouldn’t listen to Yakov when he decided to go to Japan and he lets Yuuri decide as independent human being. 

So I don’t think I have a brilliant conclusion to this but I suppose that because Yakov and Victor seem very different at first many people forget how close they were and how many things did Victor learn from Yakov.

Graves is rushing across a cobbled street, his hands, even though clad in gloves, are buried into the warmth of his pockets, collar upturned against the wind that threatens to push him face-first into the slush of the streets. He could simply apparate to his apartment. It would take him only the fraction of a second, but he wants to walk; he’s searching for someone. If he’s lucky he’ll see the boy, even though he should want otherwise. Credence out in this weather, this ungodly cold, would be disastrous.

He arrives at their usual meeting spot, the dingy alleyway, grimy ground now covered by a thin layer of white. At a simple glance it appears empty, but upon closer inspection Graves perceives a lump huddled next to a trashcan, the unmoving figure of his boy, knees cradled to his chest, skin almost turning blue.

“Credence!” Graves calls out, but the boy doesn’t flinch, doesn’t even hear him.

Graves races to his side and takes hold of him, instantly apparating them to his apartment. He carries Credence into his bedroom, the boy is too light for his height, and deposits him on his bed, scared and anxious. He still isn’t moving, not an inch. He barely seems to be breathing, but Graves can detect the faint beating of his heart.

He performs drying and warming charms, and short after color begins to return to the boy’s skin, first turning from icy cold to milky white, but then his cheeks are painted rose, and he is stirring clumsily.

“Mr. Graves?” he asks the moment his eyes open up.

Graves conjures a steaming mug of cocoa and offers it to Credence, who looks at it confused, but doesn’t hesitate to bring it to his lips and gulp it down.

“Easy there” says Graves as Credence winces, most likely having burnt his tongue.

Credence doesn’t quite meet his eye when he mutters a delicate ‘sorry’ against the rim of the mug. He slows down then, but doesn’t stop drinking the hot beverage.

Graves peels off his gloves, then his coat, and throws them carelessly over the back of a chair.

“What on Earth were you doing out there, Credence?” You could have died , he wants to say, but he doesn’t. The boy must know that already without having being reminded of the horrifying fact.

“Ma… She” he doesn’t say anything after that. Graves understands. He knows.

Whatever reason ‘Ma’ had to punish him in such a way, the bitch must’ve expected to get rid of him by grace and design of hypothermia.

“Well, I’ve had a long day at work, and unfortunately this is the only bed in the apartment, so we’ll have to share.”

Credence shakes his head rather violently, hands gripping the ceramic like a lifeline,

“I can sleep on the floor, Mr. Graves”

“Nonsense” replies Graves, a little more than amused at the boy’s endearing now red ears and cheeks, his chapped lips parted.

Graves gets under the covers and gestures for Credence to do the same, and Credence, oh his sweet boy, in spite of blushing at the suggestion of sharing a bed together, has crawled right next to him, sides touching but face looking up at the ceiling.

Graves rolls his eyes, and pulls him closer, draping one of the boy’s arms over his middle, letting Credence find shelter in the crook of his neck, legs all tangled together.

“Thank you, Mr. Graves” whispers the boy softly, lips moving over his skin, “For… you know. It was so cold- I thought I’d be fine, but then I couldn’t feel anything and maybe that was okay, better. But then everything was just- I’m so sorry, Mr. Graves. I’m always an inconvenience to you, and you help me, every time. I don’t know-”

“Hush, darling. It’s fine . Because you are fine, okay?” Graves presses a kiss to the black mess of his hair and holds him tighter,

“Right now we’ll sleep, and then when we wake up, I’ll prepare you a nice, warm meal.”

“And then?” asks Credence with a lilt to his words.

Graves chuckles and the sound reverberates against his ribs,

“Then you’ll take a bath and put on some of my clothes. Not a perfect fit I’m sure, but fine enough. For now”

“And then?” asks Credence again, voice more relaxed, even playful.

“Then? Well, I don’t know. We’ll see, I guess.”

“Can I stay here?” blurts out Credence.

Graves pulls back to look at the boy in his arms; a porcelain creature made flesh and bone.

“In my apartment? Yes, of course. You’re not returning with that… woman. Not if you don’t want to, and especially when I can offer you a place to stay.”

“Yes, I know” says Credence quickly, as if that was tacit, as if it was a given, which in reality, it was,

“I meant… Stay here. With you. In the uh, the bed. I mean, share it. With you.”

And now Graves wants to laugh. To laugh, and maybe even scream at the top of his lungs, because yes, he wants Credence to stay, and yes, he especially wants Credence to stay with him, in his bed. Indefinitely. For eternity. For what’s left of his strewn life.

“Oh, yes, love. What’s mine is yours, bed included.”

The boy is just a breath away, he’s so close Graves can almost taste him in the air. Their bodies pressed together under warm blankets, it’d be so easy to just lean down and take those plush, spit-wet lips on his own, to nibble and suck at them, have Credence gasping and trembling in his arms. Instead Graves brushes a stray strand of hair, and kisses Credence’s forehead, feeling the boy melt upon his touch.

He wants Credence, all of him. Wants him vulnerable and strong, shy and daring, nude and clothed, with quivering voice and unrepenting laughter. He wants Credence. But he won’t move too fast, won’t rush into this, whatever this is. He can’t give it a name, not yet, even when he knows it’s a strong case of that four-lettered word every poet has written about. He’ll wait, but in the meantime he’ll do his best to ensure Credence is happy at his side.

The boy is sighing, his frame pliant, molded perfectly against his own.

“Sleep” Graves whispers, but the boy is already lost in dreams.

people so salty about andy in the new SU episode chill

Like…problematic people exist, but they’re people too. Andy definitely evoked a “backwards uncle” vibe that the crew was going for. And that made the gems (and the viewers) uncomfortable.

But isnt that what SU has been doing for the majority of its tenure? Helping kids (the real audience here) see Steven interact with a “problem” relative, and not shying away from wanting to know more about him, because even though gem stuff is WAY COOLER than human stuff, he wants to know and understand him because he doesn’t know all that much about it. Like when Steven and Andy are alone and they’re just peeling potatoes and Steven talks to Andy about his human family. One of my favorite parts (among “why don’t we all get married” and Lapis casually tossing Steven at the plane) was Steven trying to relate the commonalities they have (“I love how we both eat cake!”), but still asking Andy to understand and give their ‘new’ family a chance. I think thats really awesome for kids (and adults) to not just see one perspective, but still holding firm to what you believe.

Tdlr Steven is a beautiful cartoon boy and he is my role model