Do the whole alphabet for Driver Kim 👌👌👌👌👌
Well, I do pride myself in being his #1 fan <3
Also, I completely forgot that he’s a legendary racer???? More reasons to love this man he should get a route!!!
A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?
Physics. Why? I don’t know, he just looks like someone who would be good at Physics.
B: Do they have any allergies?
He’s actually a little allergic to cat fur, so when Jumin gets into the car with some of Elizabeth’s fur on his suit, he will sniffle a little, and on rare occasions even let out a sneeze. He’ll never tell Jumin though. It’s not a big deal to him anyways (plus he wants to keep his job).
C: Can they swim well?
Yes. Driver Kim is good on land and sea. He’s perfect.
D: How they react to being flirted with?
Awkward laugh. Then he’ll adjust the picture on his dashboard to remind you that HE HAS A CHILD YOU SICK F–
E: How are they with children?
He has children, so he’s very good with them. Probably a lenient dad who spoils their child as much as they can.
F: What’s one thing they’re really bad at?
What are you talking about Driver Kim is perfect <3
G: How do they flirt?
He doesn’t have to. Every passenger he has falls in love with him the moment he makes that first U-turn.
H: What is their deadly sin?
He’s never sinned. He has no sin. He’s perfect.
I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?
Probably like a 7 but it should really be a 10 because he’s perfect.
at this point I’m completely shitposting I’m so sorry
J: What’s their sense of humour like?
He tends to slip into the dad jokes territory at times but he mostly makes observational jokes. He’s actually pretty funny. Of course, because he’s Driver Kim y'all!
K: How do you know when you’ve upset them?
He won’t be as smiley. He normally smiles a lot. Once you’ve upset him the car will be in complete silence.
L: What is their favourite board game?
He doesn’t play board games. He’s a busy man. Just kidding, Monopoly.
M: What is their favourite dessert?
He likes hot desserts, like red bean pancakes.
N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?
I bet he makes great french toast. With a side of eggs.
O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?
If you insult his car. How dare you. It’s a beautiful car.
P: How do they handle money?
I feel like he has a lot of savings in his bank account. Like enough such that he can retire now and live comfortably for the rest of his life. I’m sure Jumin pays him really well.
Q: Are they patient?
Remember when MC visited Zen during his route and she was about to stay the night but he sent her home? And that was pretty late at night too. Guess who was still waiting for her outside Zen’s house? Freaking Driver Kim.
There was a possibility that she wouldn’t even have gone home that night but Driver Kim waited. He’s the most patient man in the world. What a beautiful soul.
R: What are their hands like?
I headcanon that he has aloe vera hand cream on him at all times. He has very soft and smooth hands.
S: How stealthy are they?
He’s not stealthy but he’s not clumsy either, you know?
T: Where are they ticklish?
A little bit on his sides I guess? But he’s not very ticklish. WARNING: DO NOT TICKLE YOUR CHAUFFEUR WHEN HE IS DRIVING. I’M LOOKING AT YOU, HAN JUMIN.
U: What’s their voice like?
Like a chorus of angels from the heavens up above. We are truly blessed to have such a specimen of a human being roam this earth and drive Jumin Han around.
V: What’s the easiest way to annoy them?
Dirty his car. Oh man. If you spill something but you’re really apologetic about it, he’ll close one eye to it, but if you try to just, you know, subtly toss a piece of tissue paper onto the floor, he’ll see it. He’ll slam the brakes harder at every red light just so you’ll get a mild whiplash. You little asshole.
W: Can they dance?
Yes. He can dance waltz.
X: What’s their most petty little secret?
He likes Jumin, but the other people he drives around can get really annoying sometimes. You know those type of people who like to strike up a conversation in the car and keep it going even if it’s clearly dying? He hates that. He contemplated crashing the car. He almost did, but he’s Driver Kim and he has amazing self-control.
Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?
Does Jumin Han is g–
Z: How do they sleep?
Like a log. It’s actually impressive.