even though he farts all the time

It’s a guide for the same reason that we have to take swim classes even though we’re mammals … ,” he says. “The monomyth is a swim lesson. It’s just saying: ‘Look, you’re going to be dealing with stories all the time. Try to understand what a story is.’ What makes a story different from a phone book, a music video, a fart, a song. The monomyth is like a compass. If you’re lost in the woods, knowing which way is north is definitely better than not knowing, but it doesn’t mean you need to walk north to get where you’re going.
—  Dan Harmon
Peter Pan Imagine/ Love Spell

hi! can you do one where the reader is peter’s wife and rumple’s mom and she loved rumple but peter forced her to leave rumple and she’s been under like a love spell ever since and when rumple arrives on neverland he sees her and she doesn’t remember him and that hurt him so he lifts the spell and she remembers him and then she’s super mad at peter so when she goes to say goodbye because she’s leaving he asks for one kiss and it turns out that was one of the ways for him to stay on neverland? 😊

Hi hello! So I was a little confused by this but I will try to do my best to re incorporate it 

Warnings: Cursing, obsessive Pan, dark Pan

Peter, he was the sweetest husband ever, or so you thought.

It all started when you became pregnant with his child, he became more distant, and less comforting,which was odd, but you let it go,you figured that he was just going through things since this would be his first child.

Even though you let Peter have his alone time you were getting kinda annoyed with it, who was going to help you when the baby came out? Was he even going to be there? Or would he just leave like he always does? The thoughts where killing you inside.

“Baby…” you said as you lay in bed , watching Peter as he got ready to leave somewhere.

He rolled his eyes , “What Y/n?” he asked

“Where are you off to now? It’s late, you should go to bed, we could talk and do stuff,like the old  times,do you remember when we used to play with the stars?”

“Yeah.” he said bluntly

That’s it, you got up, waddling your way to him as he tries to make it out the door but you step in front of him.

“Move.” he said , you didn’t. “Now Y/n!” he yells at you but you still refuse to move.

“Ugh” he walks from the door and starts to open the window, oh no.

You grab him and hold on screaming his name and begging him not to go , and asking why he doesn’t love you anymore, he couldn’t even look you in your eyes, he just pushed you off of him, and left.

You cried for hours, you thought Peter was a good boy, he wasn’t.

For if you had knew the old Peter, you would have never had this child.

Peter only wanted you to himself, even if the lost boys looked at you for too long all hell would break loose.Peter was the most selfish thing on Neverland, it was his way or the high way.

“She’s going to forget all about me Felix.” Peter said to 

“That’s not true Pan, she loves you.” Felix tried to calm down Peter

“Yeah right, that’s all she ever talks about! That damn baby, I mean what does it have that I don’t? I give her damn near everything.” Peter says as he walks back and fourth

“Do you understand how ridiculous you sound right now?”Felix asked

“I left Neverland so That I wouldn’t have o become a parent, look where the women I love has brought me.” Peter said very serious.

“We make sacrifices Pan..” Felix said softly

“I don’t make them, but I sure as hell will give them.” he walks away

The next day you get up, get ready and go outside, the lost boys are already outside eating oatmeal so you sit by the youngest ones and join them.

Peter walks with the oldest boys, looking at you in disgust but still walks towards you, you put your hair back behind your ear, you do that when you’re nervous.

“We need to talk.” he says

You get up and walk into the woods with him, putting your hands behind your back, wondering what he could possibly say to change what he did to you last night.

“I’m sorry.” he said 

Your eyes open wide “What ?” you said. Peter NEVER said sorry, it as un heard of.

“I’m sorry love, I should think about your feelings, your pregnant feelings.” he said , you giggled at that 

“I , I love you okay?” he came in with a hug and kissed your forehead

“I love you too Peter.” you smiled and kissed his lips, he wrapped his hands around your waist, kissing your neck.

“Just always love me okay?” he said

“I promise.” you said

But Peter’s fear was about to come true, a couple of weeks later your baby was born,his name was Rumple, and he was the best thing that had ever happen to you.

As soon as Rumple was born Peter’s attitude had changed once more, you could see the anger,he hurt, the sadness, the pain,they were in his eyes.

“Peter , come hold him.” you said

“No thanks.” he said

“But Peter-” you said as you were interrupted

“I SAID NO THANKS.” as lightening hit the sky and the thunder started to roar, Rumple started to cry. 

All the lost boys stood quiet as Peter left the room, some tried to comfort you, but your heart was already broken, you thought he changed, but he didn’t.

The next couple of months were pure hell, you had to take care of Rumple basically all by yourself, sometimes the lost boys would help, but that would only happen if they were super bored, or if Pan told them too because he didn’t want to do it.

You would only see him at breakfast ,lunch, and dinner, other wise he would be gone, he couldn’t stand you or rumple, and it was truly sickening. 

One day you even tried making his favorite for dinner.

“Peter!” you stopped him by touching his arms, you forgot how they felt almost, they were so strong and muscular.

“What?” he said blankly

“I-I made your favorite.” you smiled 

“Oh.” he cocked a brow, “We can get it together?” he smiled a little

“Yeah with Rumple-.”

“No thanks.” he cut you off

“Peter wait!” you said 

“Why do you spoil everything?” he snaps at you. “We have fun don’t we? I taught you to fight and to fly , what more could there be?” he says in almost tears

“Oh Peter, there is so much more.” your eyes fill with tears

“What?! What else is there?” he shakes his head

“Take Rumple for an example, he makes me feel a love that I could never ever feel with anyone else Peter, he makes me want to become a better person, he makes me, me want want to grow up!” you say

“Well I will NOT grow up, and you can not make me, you or Rumple. I should just banish you and him since you love him so much!” he says

“We will not be banish!” you shout at him

“Then go home. Go home and grow up.” he said as he fly’s into the air

You fall to your knees and cry, he looks back at you, with tears in his eyes.

And so, it wasn’t one heart broken that night, it was two. And that night was far from over.

Peter goes into his secret cabin, the one that you didn’t even know about, he decided that if he couldn’t have you, nobody could.

“I need to make a spell, but what kind?” he says to himself.

“Should I kill Rumple? No she will kill me.” he says walking back and forth 

“I got it,a love spell.” he smiles wickedly

He makes a potion where you will love him and him only, you have no love for anything, or anyone anymore.

He makes it and fly’s into your cabin, he see’s Rumple and you sleeping together, he rolls his eyes, and smiles, “Not long til she’s mine buddy.” he whispers and smirks.

He puts the potion next to the cup of water that you drink every night and morning,it was like a routine.

The next day you wake up and start to drink your water, you noticed it taste a little odd, but you ignored it.

You then get ready and get Rumple ready as well, you walk outside and ask the lot boys to take care of them, they said yes because you were technically the queen of Neverland.

You started to look for Peter, feeling Pretty needy, but you ignored it , you probably just missed him, he was your husband after all.

You see your husband walking and practically fall into his arms

“Well hello there love.” he said

“Hi baby, I missed you.” you said kissing his cheek.

“I missed you.” he said smiling, it worked, it really worked he thought.

It was like the old days,you guys spent the whole day together,walking in the woods, playing in the lake, star gazing, and don’t think you guys didn’t have sex that night. It was just like the old times, right after you got done having sex Felix knocks on your door

“What?” Peter shouts

“Your baby!” he shouts back

You roll your eyes and put on your robe, you open the door, “Why can’t you take care of him?” you ask

“Because he’s your baby!” Felix said

“So?” you said 

Peter lay on your bed and had his hands behind his head, life was good, real good.

“You need to take care of him Y/n.”  Felix said

“I can’t I need to be with Peter.” you said

“You need to also feed your baby.” he said 

“How about we just give it to an other parent?” Peter said

“Do whatever you want babe.” you said

And just like hat Peter took Rumple and flew him to a town called StoryBrook , where he grew up without any parents, just like his father.

The next couple of years were heaven,you loved Peter and Peter loved you, nobody really question about Rumple, it was one less mouth to feed, and the boys were pretty careless themselves so it was never really brought up.

Well your paradise was about to become hell for you, because Rumple had found a way to you, he had found his first home, he had found, Neverland. 12 years later.

Walking on the soil of Neverland he remembers the smell, the ways the trees sway in the wind, he remembers, you and Peter, but do you?

It was a hot afternoon and you all decided to go to the lake to blow off some steam, since you all got pretty pissy in the heat.

Packing your stuff and getting everybody in a circle to go over the rules because even though you told them over a 100 times they still needed to be reminded

“No biting,no bringing food into the lake, no farting, peeing, or nose picking inside the lake, if you are going to leave make sure you tell someone and leave with a buddy! Also if you are drinking let me know so I can watch your limit, you guys suck at hangovers and I do not want to be thrown up on again.” you say

“Who’s that?” a younger lost boy asked

You turn around, Peter saw and his eyes widen “Oh fuck.” he whispered to himself, making sure you didn’t hear.

“You don’t know?” Rumple asked “Why you only bathed, fed, and changed me, mother.” 

“Rumple?” Felix asked

Peter gave Felix the death stare

“In the flesh.” he said

“Wait who is Rumple? Is he an old  friend Peter?” you hanged on Peter’s shoulder.

Peter’s heart started pumping, his spell was still covered but if Rumple said anything it was all over.

“Here, let me re trace your memory” he raises a hand breaks the spell, leaving Peter shocked

“what the hell did you just do?” knowing damn well what he just did.

“Oh you’re about to find out daddy o.” he smiled

“Rumple?!” you said with tears in your eyes as you ran to him and hugged him.

“But I don’t get it, why did you leave?” you asked

“That’s enough Y/n, get back here.” Peter said, he knew it was over but he still tried

“Peter put a spell on you, so you would only love him and forget all about me.” he said 

Peter started to clench his fist and jaw, he knew he was about to hear it.

“ARE YOU SERIOUS?” you yell at him

Peter jut looks at you, no expression, he knew exactly what he did, he wasn’t about to take it back.

“How could you? You knew how much I loved him!” you shouted

Peter shakes his head and runs his hand through his hair, “Stop, okay? You proven your point.” 

“What point?” you asked

“That you love him more than me okay ?” he shouted

“Of course I do , he’s my son,our son!” you said

“Your son.” Peter looked at you.

“He is a wicked boy mother, we should leave Neverland, and never come back!” Rumple said

“I agree.” you say in disgust, starting to walk away and go to your cabin, Peter fly’s into his cabin and just sits there,conflicted with his thoughts.

Felix knocks on Peter’s door.

Peter doesn’t answer, so he just comes in.

“Look, I know we don’t talk about this stuff, but I know you love her, but the fact of the matter is, is the she loves him more than you, and you have to realize that, I think you would be a great family.” he said

“But that’s the thing Felix, I can’t , I really can’t, I made Neverland so I wouldn’t have to grow up, I love Y/n with all of my heart, but  I can not see her grow up, not right in front of my eyes.” he said

“So, are you letting her go?” Felix asked

“Yeah, I am.” he said as he puts his head down, trying not to cry in front of Felix, Felix just pats Peter’s back.

Peter and Felix go outside to say goodbye to you and Rumple.

You were saying goodbye to everyone and then you saw Peter, you turned away and started walking away.

“Wait Y/n.” he said

“What the hell could you possibly say or do to make me forgive you?” you say

He just shakes his head, “I, I don’t know.” he said

“Did you even love me?” you asked

Of course I loved you baby, but I can’t give you the answers that you want, and you know that.” he grabs your hand and rubs it gently, he had tears in his eyes.

“Why? Why can’t we just be a happy family?” you asked with tears in your eyes.

“Because, you’re perfect, you and Rumple, I’ve never been good enough, I’ll never be good enough for you.” he said “But I will always love you Y/n” he said 

He grabbed your face and pulled you in, he kissed your softly and just like that, you fell in love with Peter Pan himself, once again.

Rumple saw you two and decided that he couldn’t take you guys away from each other.

“Mother, we should stay, I know you love Peter, and Peter loves you.”

“No you deserve her, I don’t at all.” Peter said

“I don’t mind Peter.” Rumple said 

“My mom means the world to me , and I know you mean the world to her.” he said 

Peter smiled “Very well then, Y/n stays, so does Rumple, only on one condition.” he said

“Whats that Peter?”  you asked

“Rumple has to be my 2nd in command.” he said

Felix bumps into the conversation “But I thought I was-” 

“Your debunked get over it.” he turns to Felix and winks, Felix smiles a him and mouths “Good job.”

So you and Rumple stay, it was a bit weird getting used to be calling mom, and having a son, and Peter made it a little awkward at times but you guys got through it, Peter came to love Rumple, just as you have loved him.

sheridandwyer  asked:

Would it be okay to request the RFA + V + Saeran finding out that MC has a tickle kink?(enjoys being tickled not doing rhe tickling if that's okay!)

I don’t know if this makes any sense since I couldn’t find much on my research, I didn’t even know this was a thing, tbh

Hope you still like this! ^^

RFA + Saeran and V with a MC who has a tickle kink


  • He looooves to tickle you
  • But just in a cute way, he had no idea you liked this for other reasons
  • He just notices sometimes you cause some situations that will lead to him pinning you under him in the couch while he rocks his hair on your neck
  • Just to test it out and make sure the beast is not playing tricks with his mind, he doesn’t tickle you after you kept loosing his hair from the ponytail everytime you passed by him.
  • And he notices how frustrated you get, so… it’s not hard to put 2 and 2 together.
  • So he ends up giving what you want, and boy… all your whimpering and writing has gained a new meaning to him.
  • So he’ll do more often just to get you in the mood for… something else.


  • He doesn’t like being tickled because he has so many ticklish spots
  • So he wouldn’t do on you something he doesn’t want you to do on him
  • But jfc, you’re such a tease coming behind him while he’s cooking and stealing pieces of food when he clearly told you to wait until it’s ready like, a million times
  • So he had it, and now you’re against the counter with him attacking your sides.
  • Well, he knew he could never pull it off that punishment thing that well, but the fact that you’re enjoying your punishment is so frustrating.
  • Okay… maybe not that frustrating when you whimper his name and tell him to stop! Then to go on… you’re… pleading, you’re begging… him to go on
  • And on… and on… and on… oh, look, you two ended up in bed.


  • She kinda knows as you told her you had a thing for being tickled when you were both very drunk. But she doesn’t know if you actually said it, since you both were, well… drunk.
  • And she would like to ask you, but she’s afraid it was just a drunk hallucination and you will think she’s a weirdo.
  • But as you get closer with time, she grows some courage to actually tickle you when you start getting a little naughty when you two are testing some recipes for the café
  • You pretend you’re chill, then bam! You purposely get some chocolate stain in your neck and ask her if she wouldn’t like to clean it up… with her tongue.
  • She narrows her eyes at you and pin you against the balcony, tickling your sides.
  • And you’re not pulling away??? Much on the contraire, you keep gripping at her neck to bring her closer???
  • So yeah… it was true, you do have a thing for this. But actually seeing it as you writhe and whimper, she gotta say… maybe it isn’t that crazy?


  • He doesn’t believe in tickling. When he wants to tease you, he uses more… sophisticated methods.
  • And of course you like them too, but just imagining his slender long fingers with these perfect oval nails dancing up and down your sides, reaching your hip bones, then going all the way down the back of your knees… gurl…
  • Another thing he doesn’t believe? Kink shaming, especially if it’s your kink.
  • He’ll be happy to oblige to your wishes. This man has no problem in doing whatever it takes to make his kitten purr.
  • And this can be interesting for him as well.
  • You, under him, extremely vulnerable to his touch, squirming and looking at him with half-lidded eyes and mouth ajar, the heavy panting… the little moans.
  • He can keep this for a while, though he would much rather move on to some different things… it’s about reciprocity, you know? Time to oblige to one of his kinks…


  • One word: raspberries.
  • He used to do this in your tummy waiting for you to get all flustered and telling him the fart sound is gross and all, but… you like it.
  • You love it, actually. And though he doesn’t like when his pranks backfire, he didn’t mind this time, because he found out something waaaay more interesting about you.
  • He loves watching your anticipation as he makes his way to your tummy, and the way you arch your back and whimper? Don’t even get him started.
  • He likes how you even get a little rough and demanding, pulling his hair to force his face in your tummy after he keeps teasing you with butterfly kisses.
  • It’s so amusing to watch you he wonders what’s the thing with this and why do you like so much, so he asks you to do on him.
  • Guess who also has a little tickle kink going on?


  • He loves to tease you
  • Having you all flustered with his actions really gets him in the mood
  • But he had no idea he could do that just by tickling you feet, he was doing it to punish you for getting to the convenience store and don’t bringing not even a popsicle for him.
  • And what the actual fuck? Your whining doesn’t really sound like you’re complaining?
  • You’re more like… pushing you feet against his lap, like if you wanted more…
  • Kinky little pervert, ain’t you? Good to know it doesn’t take him much to get you putty in his hands.
  • Wait, if you get to be kinky, does this mean he can get kinky too? Interesting…


  • He’s too much of a gentleman to touch you so randomly and in such an impolite way…
  • His touch is always so gentle, so respectful, and it’s good, but he could loosen up a little, right?
  • So you’re cuddling lazily and you tickle his sides a little. He stiffens up and gets all flustered, shyly prying your hands away.
  • Then you tell him he can’t do the same on you, to get a little payback. And he’s all like no, why would he want payback?
  • So you do your best needy eyes and beg him to tickle you, and how can he say no?
  • Now his fingers are moving in all your ticklish spots. How could he know that? Not even you knew some of these spots on yourself…
  • And as you moan out his name, he says it’s better to stop since he’s getting the wrong idea… then he smirks and asks if you want him to get the wrong idea. And when you say yes… gurl, get ready so see new sides of him.
Being Best Friends With Luke Would Include:

Anonymous said:  Hey so I was wondeing if you could do one of those “being best friends with luke would include…” thing because I think you would be really spot on since you’ve hung out with him and that… :)

  • Liz shipping you harder than anyone else
  • The boys trying to set you up all the time
  • Him taking you home after a party to make sure you’ll be safe
  • Piggyrides
  • Forcing him to wear pink on a Wednesday for a picture on instagram
  • “Y/N, can I borrow some hairspray? I’ve used all mine…”
  • Him getting so drunk that he throws up on the toilet while you rub his back soothing
  • “Please don’t tell Y/N, she’ll bully me for the rest of my life”
  • Constantly calling you on FaceTime and forgetting the timezones
  • “Luke why the fuck are you calling me at 4am?” 
  • “Sorry I forget about the timezones all the time. Just wanted to hear your voice. It reminds me of home.”
  • Giving you his jacket when you walk outside and it’s raining
  • Making pancakes at 2am even though he has a gig the morning after
  • Sneaking a bottle of vodka backstage and take smaller shots before one of the SLFL concerts
  • Quitting going clubbing and instead watching movies in his bunk 
  • Him resting his head on top of yours when you’re standing in some sort of line for coffee or at a concert
  • “I wrote you a song”
  • “Wait what?”
  • “It’s called Y/N smells worse than my farts”
  • Teasing the shit out of eachother
  • Picking out the best selfie on his phone for him to post as his twitter icon
  • Allowing him to try doing your makeup but regretting it instantly 
  • Distancing yourself from the rest of the boys at a party to talk alone
  • Wrestling when he’s getting too cocky about him being bigger than you
  • Resulting in you somehow hurting him
  • “I’m not sticking that tampon up in my nose, Y/N!” 
  • “Come on, it’ll stop your bloody nose!” 
  • Trying to be serious in bad situations but ending up laughing when you look at each other
  • “Y/N, Luke, this isn’t time for jokes, stop laughing!”
  • Resting quielty on the bed while you listen to him strum his guitar and mumble small lyrics 
  • Him blushing when you compliment him for his talents
  • “You know.. You’re the best friend I’ve ever had in my life”

anonymous asked:

We know Tig loves Gemma's meatloaf. What are the other Sons favorite dish of hers?

Ah! I love this. Okay

Tig: Meatloaf as stated
Juice: Gemma likes to make things that give the guys a sense of “home” so Juice really enjoyed the time she made him Asopao de Pollo. It wasn’t like mom made it but Gemma kicks ass at everything she does so everyone enjoyed it, especially Juice.
Clay: According to Clay, Gemma makes the best roast and potatoes you will ever put in your mouth. He asks her to make it every chance he gets.
Jax: Jax is simple. Any homecooked meal is good for him but he especially loves his mom’s spaghetti and meatballs.
Chibs: As I said before, Gemma likes to give the guys a sense of being “home” so for Chibs, his favorite thing that Gemma ever made was Mince and Tatties. Just like mom used to make!
Bobby: Sometimes Gemma volunteers to make items for church and school bake sales. When she does, Bobby loves to go buy up all the banana bread she makes. It’s for a good cause!
Happy: Really spicy chili (lol)
Piney: Piney is a grumpy old fart that lives by himself living off of takeout and booze so anything that Gemma cooks is his favorite meal
Opie: Ope is simple, meat and potatoes and he is happy. So even though Clay is usually the one that actually COOKS the meat, Gemma’s steak marinade is unparalleled, and her mashed potatoes are better than anything he’s ever had.
Kozik: Kozik was in the military when he was younger and spent time in Fort Benning. While he was there he had the best southern fried chicken he had ever eaten in his entire life….. that is until he joined up with the Sons of Anarchy and got his paws on a couple drumsticks of Gemma’s secret recipe! Now any time he hears Gemma is making fried chicken he is first in line for a plate full!

anonymous asked:

I've recently stumbled upon your EXO diner Au and its the most refreshing art and storyline ive seen in a while and i wanted to ask (if you have time) if you could give is more information about the boys individually or how they met eachother like besides the diner i really want to see how you interpret them in your own way i hope you have a good jongdae\jongnight keep up the awesome work - [‘ᴥ’]

Ahh thank you I’m so glad you like it! Sure, I’ll give you a lil fun fact about each of them!

Junmyeon: Used to play football in high school. He was known as the nicest player on the team.

Chanyeol: After meeting Baekhyun, he has become a lot less of an indie music elitist. His iTunes profile is now filled with Nicki Minaj, though he’d never tell Baekhyun.

Kyungsoo: Tried to name all of his dishes on the diner menu after his mom; Junmyeon made him limit it to three.

Baekhyun: Once called Kyungsoo cute. Was then held in headlock by Kyungsoo, told to “Take it back” repeatedly until acquiescence and eventual release.

Sehun: Written up for calling Yifan “bith.”

Jongin: Grew up tight on money, but always insists on paying for other people’s food.

Yifan: Became friends with Junmyeon by working in the campus library. Yifan constantly had to get books for Junmyeon on the top shelves that he couldn’t reach.

Minseok: Due to his uncanny ability to hold his alcohol, he usually ends up being Jongdae’s designated driver.

Jongdae: Met Minseok in high school. They were wearing the same Star Wars t-shirt the day they met. Jongdae sat next to Minseok in class, started talking to him, thought he was cool, and then wouldn’t leave him alone until friendship was inevitable.

Zitao: Sick and tired of Sehun sending him memes he doesn’t understand

Yixing: Says “excuse me” every time he farts, even if he’s all alone. 

Luhan: Spent the Sunday before his first day of class trying to find the classrooms. He ended up mistaking the architecture building for the international building. A very nice, cute boy with hearing aids saw he was lost and helped him find his classes. They ended up chatting easily, though Luhan’s Korean wasn’t very good at the time. The boy was very patient. Luhan felt a bit smitten by the end of the day when they parted ways.

anonymous asked:

Niall literally worships the ground louis walks on. Confirmed.

Like, literally. This child is sick and it’s freezing and Louis changed into a tank top of his own choice and complains of being cold and even though Niall is sick, he hands his jacket right on over.

But, look. Niall likes making sure Louis is taken care of. Here’s him bribing Louis with food to come over to his house.

But, I mean, I don’t blame him for wanting Louis around all the time because Niall honest to God thinks Louis is the funniest goddamned person on the entire planet. Like, I swear, Louis could say “fart,” and after Niall recovers from laughing for at least 15 minutes, he’d start raving that Louis needs to become a stand up comic. I mean, look at how hard Louis makes Niall laugh with like little to no effort.

He literally died here for a minute from laughing so hard.

Niall just loves Louis so much. Like, he blindly follows and listens to him no matter what.

Oh, Louis wants me to go this way? Okay, I’ll do that.

Louis wants me to get down on my hands and knees on dirty concrete to hit a ball with my head? Yeah, sure!

And Louis makes Niall do RIDICULOUS things on stage. Like, cartwheels and all of sorts of shit, and Niall KNOWS it’s ridiculous.

He complains and yet HE DOES IT ANYWAY.

And don’t even get me started on this kid’s Twitter.

Hero and inspiration.

WHAT THIS HAPPENED YEARS AGO AND I STILL DON’T???? And how much you wanna bet Niall started singing Jungle Book with him? And then was like, “Alright, Lou. C’mon in, then.” 


Of course you gave into him. 

Missing Louis’ calls is apparently very troubling for the Irishman. 

Yeah, okay, Louis might have Tweeted it but you were probably thinking it as he stole your phone. 

Yeah, he probably breathed and you died laughing for 20 minutes. 

He wanted to trend it worldwide. He wanted everyone to tell Louis Happy Birthday. 

#pinkyandthebrain Take over the world. 

Of course you give into him. This is a common theme. 


And then out of everyone, he nominated Niall for the ice bucket challenge. Because Niall’s world revolves around Louis. But, that’s okay, because Louis loves him very much a lot right back.

Baumi Coming To Shanghai!

Recently, our company has had the delight of hiring a talented young fellow known in cyberspace simply as “Baumi”. 

It’s been a hell of a road working with this chap! For those of you who don’t know him, he’s a pretty successful streamer and vlogger in the realms of DOTA2.

Check out his channel here:  https://www.youtube.com/user/l34Um1

I can’t even begin to express the energy and passion he has for game design! Sometimes I can’t even keep up! The first time we spoke, we chatted for about 3 hours about the games industry and some awesome games that we both love. Mostly Guild Wars, Starcraft and suchlike. He also took me through his Angel arena game that he and a couple of buddies developed, which was pretty damn fun! Though I had bugger all idea what the hell I was doing (I’m not much of a MOBA player, I’m an old fart now, and these games passed me by!)  

We are so lucky to be working with Baumi, his creativity and passion paired with his technical knowledge of game balance are second to none. 

Currently, Baumi is working on our combat system. So his job is to make combat exciting, competitive and to make our players keep wanting more. He is designing some new ideas for ships, abilities, and weapons. He is also working on our upgrade system and linking that to resourcing in the game. Not an easy job! I feel kinda excited working with him because, to be honest, this is his first job working for a game studio, and he’s like a puppy dog! Full of fresh and awesome ideas and just doesn’t want to stop! Staying up till 3 am working till his eyes bleed (we all know gamedev ain’t easy :P ) 

The great news is he’s heading over to Shanghai this month for shenanigans! Unfortunately, at this stage, Baumi can’t work with is full time in Shanghai due to commitments back home. I hope one day I can change his mind! Haha but he’s coming over to hang out with the team for a week, and we couldn’t be more stoked. Will be posting loads of pics and vids. Watch this space!

Here’s to Captain Baumi! Welcome aboard!

A Kyle Broflovski Appreciation Post

I said I would make one - in reference to my last post, where I said that people give Kyle a hard time when he screws up in comparison to the other characters.

So here is why Kyle is pretty great:

  • He saved the internet - everyone else just freaks out and moves to Californee-way but he just sat there calmly and figured it out and went and unplugged it and plugged it back in again like a little badass.
  • Saved the economy by literally paying off everyone’s debts, like the poor little kid is fucking 9 and he is already in a shit ton of debt but he did it out of kindness so that everyone else could stop worrying about the economy and to feel financially secure. And after all that everyone just credited Obama for it.
  • Has saved Ike from trouble on multiple occasions whilst his parents just sat at home moping. In fact it can be argued that he has been a better parent to Ike than his parents ever were.
  • When Clyde lost his mother he and Stan did everything they could to make him feel better and were at the forefront of the campaign for justice, while Cartman just sat there and made fun of the situation.
  • SAVED Cartman in Jewpacabra, even though Cartman spent the entire episode spreading lies about his religion (and he knew they were lies too - because he became genuinely scared when other people convinced him that Jewpacabra may be real)

  • Also saved Cartman from Snookie even though Cartman wanted him killed for being from Jersey.
  • Never once got angry with his mother for starting a fucking world war over censorship and defended her when Cartman was singing about her being a bitch and got all the other kids to sing along too - even though his mother was in fact being kind of a bitch.
  • Continues to give Cartman the benefit of the doubt, such as in Casa Bonita, Lowering the Bar, Ginger Cow and even the Black Friday trilogy.
  • Has gone to a lot of trouble just to keep his parents together (Spontaneous Combustion and Insecurity)
  • Was the only one to see through Cartman’s bullshit when he pretended to have Tourette’s. And didn’t back down when everyone else gave him shit for it.
  • And since everyone loves Kenny so much - why is everyone forgetting about how fucking AMAZING he was in Kenny Dies? Never left his side, remained strong throughout for Kenny’s sake, tried to stop Stan from leaving because it wasn’t about him, HUGGED Cartman because he believed he was genuinely upset even though he only cared about building a Shakey’s pizza.

  • Also when Kenny was cheesing he kept a cat in his drawer to stop him from doing it even though that meant his parents then thought he was doing it.
  • Led the campaign against Kenny having his life support machine turned off - because he and Stan actually care about Kenny. Cartman just pretended to be his BFF so he could get his PSP.
  • He and Stan immediately tried to help Britney after realising what the media was doing to her, risking his life in the process.
  • Literally could not sleep after watching the passion of the Christ because it destroyed him to know how horribly people could treat another human being - even though he had nothing to do with it.
  • In Bass to Mouth he was the only person to speak out against the website that was publishing private shit about everyone.
  • Also in Butterballs he was the only person to see through Stan’s bullshit and warned him a couple of times whilst Stan just ignored him. If Stan had only listened, he wouldn’t have gone jacking it in San Diego.
  • He defended Jimmy in Fishsticks when everybody else thought Cartman had made up the joke.
  • Stopped family guy from being pulled off the air because of censorship, again risking his life in the process.
  • Continues to stand up to Cartman, even after all the humiliating shit he has put him through.
  • Speaking of which, he did endure his farts for the sole reason of keeping world peace even though it wasn’t his responsibility to, and although he acted a little bit stuck up later on, nobody can deny that his original intentions were good.
  • Without Kyle’s speeches - it would not be South Park and you all know it.

And most importantly

His character is based on Matt Stone.

One of the shows’ FUCKING CREATORS.

And the two have many similarities.

“I can totally sympathise with Kyle. I mean, I’m pretty much him. We’re both reactionary, short tempered and impatient." 

- Actual quote from real life Kyle aka Matt Stone.

Other similarities are:

They both have the same birthday (26/05)

Their parents both have the same names


Jewish heritage

Sure he has a lot of flaws, and no good character doesn’t. And perhaps I’ll go into those later. But this is a Kyle appreciation post. So give the kid a break once in a while and appreciate the greatness that is Matt Stone Kyle Broflovski

pilawforhire  asked:

It is 3 a.m. Law will not be stopped. He refuses to be bested by Ace. 3 a.m. sharp, he marches to Ace's room and raps on the door until Ace wakes up and lets him in. Law doesn't say a word. He moves into the room and shuts the door. It should be known that Law is in his silk pajamas. He might look a little ridiculous but he tries to make a solemn expression. For a moment, all he does is breathe hot, (foul???) breath against Ace's lips. Then he kisses Ace on the lips only for a fart to escape.

Ace couldn’t fathom why Law would bug him during nighttime, at any rate, the natural time for sleeping - though for Ace ‘natural’ did not come easy. 3 AM - the hour fell within Ace’s REM sleep window, which was what made Law’s interruption even worse. What kind of doctor disrupted people’s health rather than enhance it?

The contrast between the two of them couldn’t be any greater: the older man dressed in a silk set, serious and silent as the grave; the younger wearing nothing but baggy trousers for sleeping and the back of his hand rubbing his tired eyes, somehow enhancing the age difference between them, adding many a year to Law.

What now? Had Law had a nightmare or something? Did he have nightmares at all? If he did, he and Ace might just form a club and watch each other’s back. 

Ace’s brows posed the question - what? - and his body added ‘I’m waiting’, meaning an explanation. When Law’s lips parted, no words came out of them and they wouldn’t, for they merged with Ace’s in a very awkward kiss. Any chance the kiss had of becoming enjoyable was immediately ruined by Law’s internal movements and their external result.

“What the hell is wrong with you, you moron?!”

Saitama discovering that he’s in love with Genos. The denial that takes place at first though. Saitama questioning his own sexuality while at the same time, “Is it that I’m only gay for Genos? Can that even be possible?” He’d probably test it out too, watching gay porn just to see if he’d get turned on or not.

After testing himself out, questioning himself, and TRYING to convince himself he’s mistaking the emotion “love” for “loneliness,” Saitama came to terms that he is not at all gay for Genos. Plus, Genos doesn’t at all seem interested. Who would be interested in a bald, old fart, like him? Though he aint that old? Saitama will just go about his normal days, acting normal while ignoring these feelings for Genos. HE doesn’t like him. Saitama is just bored.

…That is, until Genos gets hurt. Like seriously hurt. Incredibly hurt. So hurt, Saitama had to be the one to carry him to Dr. Stench.

Imagine the inner turmoil Saitama went through while waiting for Genos to be repaired. Him sitting in a waiting room type area. Leg shacking in anticipation, hands clasped together in a tight grip, and chest clenching in the most unbearable way.

Saitama’s eyes continuously stare at the clock on the wall every so often. Time seeming to slow down. He’d take deep breaths, but even that wouldn’t calm his nerves.

He should have intruded, jumped in before the villain struck Genos at all. Had he wasted any more time, Genos would probably be…

“I should have told him…” Saitama would mutter to himself, vision blurring with welling up tears. He tries to blink them away, but that only made them run down his face. “Great, now I look ridiculous,” he’d laugh half halfheartedly, sniffling and trembling in his seat.

He looks down on his hands, remembering the way he held Genos’ lifeless body. Saitama violently shacking him, waiting for the cyborgs closed eyes to light up the way they use to.

“I should have told him that I…”

Andd scenneeee :^) A bit OOC

Come Alive - Part 9 (Final)

Hey everyone! Sorry it took so long to post, I know I mentioned Friday and that quickly came and went. It’s just, I wasn’t ecstatic about the ending. Honestly I’m still not ecstatic about it, but I thought I would just put it out there anyway. I’ll be coming out with a new fic probably towards the end of the week. Thanks you guys so much for reading, you all are absolutely amazing!!

Part 9: 

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queerlyalex  asked:

Okay but do you think Stiles complained about how much the tattoo hurt for days, not knowing that Scott was taking most of his pain the entire time?

in relation to this post

if there is one thing we can be certain of, it is that Stiles complained about the tattoo hurting before he even got the tattoo.

Scott sat with Stiles all the time as he was getting his tattoo, holding his hand and taking most of the pain, black veins hidden under a too-long sleeves of his shirt.

“JESUS CHRIST, THIS HURTS SO MUCH”, Stiles almost yells

the artist stares blankly. First at Stiles, then at his machine, then at Scott:

“I didn’t even turn it on…”

“Stop lying, I know what I felt.”

Scott smiles and closes his eyes, reminding himself that Stiles is doing this because he loves Scott and Scott loves him, and they’re married, and they had a beautiful summer wedding on a beach, and Scott loves his husband, Scott loves him very much, loves him so, so very much.

He wishes he took some ear plugs though.

Stiles is insufferable when his tattoo heals. Scott wonders how it is possible that he doesn’t even say a word when he’s injured after a fight with some big bad but he’s like this after getting a tattoo…

(Scott knows. After the fights they’re too grateful to be alive. Pain means you’re still alive.)

Stiles takes three days off from work, telling his co-workers he’s going on a very dangerous mission he might not survive.

His co-workers assume that’s a code for some extremely kinky sex-marathon with Scott. Whatever. Nobody really tries to apply logic to ScottandStiles.

He also finds all kinds of obscure horror stories about tattoo-healing gone wrong with people developing gangrene and having to have their limbs cut off (”cut off, Scott!!! they wanted a tattoo and now what?! they have no tattoo and NO LEG!!”)

Scott opts for finding out normal information on tattoo healing so that he can actually help Stiles.

It says that tattoo healing feels similar to a sunburn healing. Scott doesn’t really remember how a sunburn feels (for a human) but he follows artist’s recommendations and takes Stiles’ pain away every time he touches him. Even though all Stiles does is complain and grumble and dramatise. And complain a little bit more of how it feels like he “put his forearm in Satan’s asshole and he’s now being burnt with the fire of satanic farts.” Scott still takes his pain away because Scott loves his husband, Scott loves him very much, loves him so, so very much.

And he doesn’t have to repeat that to himself when he changes Stiles’ bandage and puts on the lotion, gently touching two black rings marking which stand out against Stiles’ fair skin. And when Stiles reverently watches Scott’s hands on his skin Scott knows he will always take away Stiles’ pain. And it doesn’t matter that Stiles can be an over-dramatic (proverbial) pain in the ass because Stiles is his and he is Stiles’ and they still have each other.

anonymous asked:


  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa
  • remus!!!!!! he’s so clumsy and lost in thought and a dork 24/7
  • Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them
  • both of them??? adorable dorks smh
  • Who starts the tickle fights
  • remus!!! bc he knows sirius is super ticklish bless
  • Who starts the pillow fights
  • sirius tbh
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile
  • shit uh. ok both of them do it i think but on most nights remus just watches sirius and wonders how he ever got this lucky. on the nights before and after the full moon, remus passes out early and sirius watches him and thinks abt how remus doesn’t deserve this and how much he loves him anyway
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar
  • ok sirius?? he’s used to his fancy ass shakers and when they get an apartment together after hogwarts they just have half-full bottles/packets of salt and sugar and he gets so confused tbh… he’s not used to the clutter that comes with remus bless
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning
  • fuck ok sirius does it to be obnoxious and remus just throws a sock at him tbh. but sometimes they’re listening to music or cuddling or watching tv together and they’ll forget they’ve put smth in to microwave and they’re too lazy to get up so it just beeps for like two hours before they take pity on it and put it out of its mercy 
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines
  • both of them?? they’re cheesy pick up line masters ok 
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order
  • sirius definitely. remus is such a slob he leaves books everywhere (”remus get ur books onto a shelf at least… i cant use the toilet with oliver twist staring at me”) and one day he gets so sick of it sirius gathers up all the books and just. sorts them out. within a week the house is back to its original state and sirius just gives up. 
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies
  • they both do, they’re both kitchen disasters so it’s all they have left that’s edible anyway. but remus especially lbr
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion
  • sirius bc he’s a soppy romantic dork
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen
  • jfc uh sirius!! yeah tbh sirius he draws elevndork and lots of hearts and dogs and ok once he draws a unicorn farting rainbows on remus’ ass merauders im sorry i had to ((ignore this im sorry im laughing)) 
  • Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation
  • remus is totally a souvenir hoe, he gets those really expensive but low quality ones from the airport souvenir shop and puts photos of them looking completely ridiculous in them and sirius proudly has them plastered all over their fridge ok 
  • Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines
  • jfc sirius suggests it one day and after that it’s like their thing to do every one they find and mock the heternormativity it’s gr8

send me a ship!!!!!!!

yonggukics  asked:

Between sasusaku, who's the freakiest in bed and even suggests bondage? Who hogs all the covers? Who accidentally farts for the first time in the presence of the other? Who initiates sex? Who apologizes first after a fight? Who makes a grocerie list and who ends up pushing the cart at a grocery store?

  • Freakiest: I feel like Sakura is definitely the kinkier one, but Sasuke’s got quite a few secret fantasies up his sleeves, which is a bit of a surprise because he’s quite traditional. He develops a kinkier side with her though… let’s just say she inspires him ;)
  • Hogs all the covers: SAKURA
  • Accidentally farts in front of other: I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD BE SAKURA TOO
  • Initiates sex: Sasuke… he absolutely has no control over his desire for her. Needs to have her every time he remotely wants her. BUT she is quite the initiator too! Especially in public places. She’s the one who initiates most of their kinky little semi-public and public escapades. 
  • Who apologizes first: surprisingly, I think Sasuke. Just because Sakura forgives him first but he’s one to hold grudges and fume a little more which is why she gives him the time he needs to calm down… so he comes see her when he’s no longer pissed. There have been a lot of times she won’t wait for it and she apologizes first. Like for really big fights where she knows he’ll hold a grudge for months unless they talk.
  • Makes the grocery list: definitely Sakura. SASUKE is the one who pushes the cart around though. She drags him through every alley.