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time to dance // panic! at the disco

okay but i want a fic where the enterprise is like on the outskirts of federation space and they pick up survivors of a half-wrecked cardassian freighter and one of the refugees is sybok who totally knew the attack was coming and low key orchestrated it but thats another story because when he gets beamed aboard he and spock have a reunion and it’s very logical and all but kirk is like holy shit spock you have a brother??? why did i not know?? and spock is like you never asked and sybok takes one look at the two of them interacting and realizes how bad his baby brother has it for his captain and says wow spock way to introduce me to your t’hy’la and spock BUGS OUT and gets all flustered and kirk has never seen him act like that before and is like wait what does that mean and spock won’t tell him and practically runs away and sybok is too busy laughing and getting debriefed, and then for the rest of the mission spock won’t look at kirk and he starts to wonder what that word actually means so he keeps trying to work it out of sybok or uhura but they won’t tell him and spock avoids him like the plague, and kirk starts to get dejected because maybe he’s done something wrong, somehow offended spock or something, and sybok realizes that the human is stupid in love too, and bribes scotty to lock them in the turbolift or a supply closet or something because they’re both just idiots and they need to make out and of course scotty does it because its been painfully obvious to everyone on the ship for months that the captain and first officer are SO IN LOVE, LIKE GO FUCK ALREADY JESUS 

and then they do. in the turbolift. 

anonymous asked:

you don't want to date deanscolette, she had her gf fly all the way from ireland just to have sex with her and then she broke up with her.

I love how you 1) know exactly what happened and 2) don’t realize there are always two sides to a story.
I am not saying I know for sure what happened, I just know both sides of the story, and I think way too few have actually bothered to listen. I don’t care if you don’t believe Meg and honestly I don’t think it makes sense to start about this again while I clearly made up my opinion about it. She had reasons to do what she did and if you think I’m stupid for believing her, that’s your problem. I have had a mentally abusive/manipulative/catfish boyfriend in the past and I know how to keep myself away from getting hurt like that again by anyone. I care deeply about Meg so please don’t bother to try and make me think bad about her, and please leave her alone. Thank you

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I don’t want to have any secrets from you. I never want to have any secrets ever again. 

anonymous asked:

I was cutting some samcait pictures and I realized something; we always tend to look at their faces and then their bodies BUT if you cut their heads off and look just at their bodies, it's something REALLY different (at least for me). If you want to post some pictures like that just for science, it's not a problem tho... :)

I kind of hate you for even tempting me because here you go:

and as a bonus:

anonymous asked:

Goddamn, I knew Racists were dumb but Richard Spencer just went down to a southern college town and said football should be banned because it's not white enough. Way to go, now even the racists in the crowd hate you.

Honestly, tho, I would love to see Richard Spencer try to start his All White Football League, good luck that that you fucking racist fuck.