!! how far in are you now? s2 is just the best… if you weren’t in love with captain flint *before*…….
I just finished S1!
omg flint’s “so it was bad”. this sarcastic little shit. he only smiles when everyone else is exasperated af.
his EPIC FACE when eleanor was ‘he helped a lot’ about Silver. just pure I AM BEING TESTED AND I WILL MURDER YOU ALL
The Captain Has Feelings. So Many Feelings.
holy shit that conversation between Gates and Flint. Holy. Shit.
listen i came here for captain badass and i’m getting CAPTAIN FEELINGS. that CONVERSATION WITH MIRANDA. MY HEART.
don’t murder your captain guys, he’s trying his best
what i earlier mistoke for distant badassitude is clearly just the very thin level of chill flint has. before he flies whole heartedly into six different emotions all at once
i live for flint’s murder faces at silver.
i also love flint fucking with silver. tbh i love flint fucking with everyone. let the man have his joys in life. his sarcastic little joys.
THAT GATES SCENE *CRIES* i am compromised. comp.ro.mised.
flint. flint. you are listening to silver. you are listening to SILVER this is a terrible idea. when ur taking the lead from the weasel.
but also flint is a GODDAMN NAUTICAL GENIUS. ADMIRAL WHO? NELSON WHAT? *swoon*
flint has s o m a n y f e e l i n g s. captain feelings
FUCK THAT MAN-O-WAR RIGHT UP. FUCK YEAH.
fuck that storm tho how dare it deprive the world of captain flint kicks the Urca’s ass
i keep saying it but i bust out laughing EVERY TIME flint gives silver that fucking look. like i know exactly what i’ve done in my life to fucking deserve you but that does not mean i will not rip your head straight off if you try that pouty sass with me again
also thank you whoever decided we needed shirtless toby stephens. well done u. we thank you for your contributions to humanity
competing OTPs for flnt rn are Flint/Blood and Flint/Rage Face
in conclusion: flint needs a hug and a valium. maybe two. actually, just give him the bottle.
non flint notes:
blackbeard is BITCHING. i wanna grow up to be an asshole pirate lumberjack
Charles Vane like an undead boss. Easily my fav character to watch get the fucking shit beat out of him
i love gates
M A X. MAAAAAAAAX. *starry eyes* maaaaaaaaaaaaaaax
ascended Accountant. i love him.
god silver is such an asshole. i love watching him weasel. john ‘every day i’m husslin’ silver.
i love eleanor so much. i have loved a place as fiercely as she does nassau and god it tugs at my heartstrings.
bless poor jack rackham.
Anne Fucking Bonny, need i say fucking more.
R A N D A L L i’m dying of laughter
everyone’s boobs are so nice
i will never get sick of this theme song
the real stars of this show are the completely amazing ship sets
For No Reason Except That It’s Fun, Let’s Talk About...
Killian, Emma, and Leia.
So I don’t really know what this is, other than some straight CS! family fluff. It’s pretty plotless and useless and fluffy like a cloud because I’m just trash for the fluff, okay? (as if you didn’t already know)
Leia is four days old. She was born on a beautiful morning in mid march; Killian would never, ever forget the sight of the sunshine cascading through the hospital window, bathing his beautiful family with light. Everything had gone perfectly, much to his relief, and they had been discharged and allowed to go home late that evening. Tired as they were, Emma and Killian were enjoying every minute — every tear, every tiny smile, every soiled diaper…everything. They were both so grateful that life had led them here, to this beautiful little baby with velvety dark hair and bright green eyes.
This morning, there were grey clouds over Storybrooke, and Killian woke to the pattering sound of rain on their rooftop. He glanced to the clock on his nightstand; it had only been 45 minutes since Leia woke last. He turned over to gaze at his sleeping wife, marvelling at her peaceful features. Her mouth was slack, hung open in a tiny O, and there were faint purple rings just beneath her feathery eyelashes. He’d never dreamed she could get any more beautiful than she already was when he first laid eyes on her, but these last few days had proved him so, so, wrong. Nothing could compare to how beautiful Emma looked while taking care of their daughter. Nothing.
This was the first time Killian had woken up in their bed to something other than Leia since she was born, and of course he and Emma both always immediately got up, intent on making sure Leia received everything she needed. But a quick glance over Emma’s shoulder into Leia’s bassinet assured Killian that she was still asleep, little mouth slacked in an O shape, just like her mother. Killian slid closer to Emma, reaching for her. He curved his hand around her shoulder and pushed gently, trying to move her body nearer to his. He had moved her barely an inch when she moaned sleepily, understanding what he wanted without opening her eyes. She moved closer to him herself, keeping her eyes shut as she settled against his side, resting her head on his shoulder and curling her arm across his chest. “There we are, love,” he whispered, as Emma surrendered herself to his warm snuggles. She made an appreciative sound in the back of her throat and he sighed contentedly, wrapping his arms around her and holding her so close to him…something he hadn’t been able to do in quite some time. He planted a kiss on the top of her head and then just let his face linger there in the blanket of her hair, inhaling the scent of her vanilla shampoo. He scratched her back lightly with his fingernails, and soon her breathing returned to its slow rhythm as she drifted back to sleep in his arms.
Killian had spent many a peaceful night in the cabin on the Jolly, listening to the rain hit the deck, but all of those were nothing compared to the way he felt now, with Emma in his arms, his daughter a few feet away. Never had he felt so complete. So at home.
trashchat topic of the evening: sub!Thor, so underrated
maybe thor and steve have a fuckbuddies arrangement where whoever loses when they're sparring ends up on the bottom, and at first it's just an excuse for steve to get nailed a lot by thor's giant asgardian dick, because it's not exactly an equal physical match
but then steve wins, probably by doing something highly gymnastic and a little sneaky
and thor is like I DID NOT EXPECT TO BE SO INTO THIS
and he doesn't even care that much about topping he just wanted to figure out a way to WIN for once
that's totally ic for steve too
like wanting to win, tired of being the underdog
and he's all excited and proud of himself
and Thor is like "...right, right, be gracious, this will be fine, whatever..."
and then he finds out that Steve is not the only one who likes getting fucked hard and put away wet
afterwards they're lying there completely fucked out and steve's like "just so you know, if you throw our next match i'm gonna be insulted. even if it IS because you want my dick."
I was tagged by @mindsetstudies to answer these life-exposing questions and tag 9/a bunch of people. Let’s do the thing~
Relationship status: Taken, and been with him for almost a year now, yay! We have plans to re-do our very first date (meeting on a bridge in the middle of town then having coffee and talking about nerdy shit) around our anniversary. Nothing too special <3
Favorite Color: Green!! All of them.
Last Song: ‘This Is Halloween’. I am not ashamed.
Last Movie: ‘The Two Towers’, extended edition (is there any other?). In the process of teaching above-mentioned boyfriend to like LotR.
Top 3 shows: ‘How to Get Away with Murder’, ‘Brooklyn 99′, and ‘FRIENDS’.
Top 3 Ships: Remus/Tonks (Harry Potter), Faramir/Eowyn(LotR), and Steve/Bucky (Captain America) I AM TRASH OK i even wrote a fic about them a longass time ago
This post has actually killed me because I can’t get over the idea of Dad!Len
like maybe he found out he had a kid after the mum died or something and Len just can’t let this three year old boy stay with the asshole step-dad so he takes him in. And the only one who knows is Auntie Lisa who absolutely spoils the boy.
So Len has a babysitter for when he and Lisa both have to ‘work’ at the same time, but otherwise Len is always there playing with his boy who he loves more than the world. He gets him loads of toys and takes him to get ice cream and watches disney films (he insists that he hates them and that the kid decided Frozen was his favourite all by himself, but Lisa knows what’s really going on)
And this little boy is literally the most important thing in his life, because he is determined to be a better father than his was, and if he can give this kid a great life then it makes everything he’s gone through somewhat more worth all the pain.
and when his kid sees the flash on the telly he gets all excited and len makes sure to tell his son that he can be a hero like the flash someday too