Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off (Sebastian Stan x Reader) Pt. 4
Princess97: I’ve decided I’m going to be a porn star.
Sebastian let out a small snort as he read the message on his phone. Ever since the picture exchange, the two of you had been texting nonstop. You moved on from the silly chatroom and gave each other your real phone numbers. It was a risky move on his behalf, but being the typical Leo he was, Sebastian liked to live dangerously every once in a while.
SexySeaBass82: Pornhub or Brazzers?
He snickered like a child as he sent the text, grinning like an idiot. He looked back up at the set before him. He had just finished filming an exhausting, yet epic fight scene which he was highly proud of. The dull ache in his muscles let him know ahead of time that he’d be feeling everything tonight.
Princess97: You perv! pornhub is where the mula is.
SexySeaBass82: I think it’s safe to say that I’d be your biggest fan, doll face.
Princess97: You know what I just realized?
Sebastian cackled as he typed his witty reply and hit the send button with lightning speed.
SexySeaBass82: That I’m daddy material? ;)
Princess97: No, that you’re probably older than electricity.
SexySeaBass82: I know you can’t see it, but I’m giving you the middle finger right now. (:
He set his phone down as soon as he saw Anthony and Jeremy making their way over to him. The two men were arguing about which character could take who. Of course, Anthony was convinced Falcon could destroy Hawkeye, but Jeremy was having none of it.
“All I’d have to do is shoot you out of the sky!”
“Not before Red Wing gets his sights on you!”
Sebastian fought the urge to laugh at the two as they stood in front of him. “Seb, tell him the truth before I do.” Anthony reasoned. Jeremy snorted, taking a sip from his water bottle. He’d never say it out loud, but Sebastian was a huge fan of Hawkeye, and when it came down to it, he felt Falcon would take a beating from the archer.
“Nope!” he held up his hands in defense. “I’m not taking any part of this! I’m like Bucky, completely innocent.”
Before any of them could reply, Sebastian’s text tone went off, causing the three men to jump and peer down at his phone. His phone, which was glowing, the text showing the following words:
Princess97: I wonder what else you can give me. ;)
“Oh, damn!” Anthony cackled as he snatched the phone from the chair. “Who is Princess97?”
Sebastian immediately shot up from his seat and wrestled the phone out of the man’s hand. Jeremy bent over, his hands on his knees as he cackled loudly. He would never let this go, Sebastian was sure of it. One sentence, and the entire cast would know of his little flirty texting buddy.
“None of your damn business!” he spat, placing his phone in his pocket.
“Ninety seven doesn’t stand for the actual year, does it?” Anthony teased, elbowing Jeremy as they roared with laughter.
“Hey Seb,” Jeremy chimed in. “What kind of formula do you give her?”
The two men burst into hysterics, catching the eyes of several crew members. Usually, Sebastian would have laughed along, but instead, he felt his face heating up with embarrassment. You weren’t that young. Hell, there’s a lot of people who talk to younger people, so what was the deal? You were of legal age, which was totally fine. Then again, his mom would probably give him a slap if she found out he was flirting with a nineteen year old.
“For your information,” he sassed, sitting back into his seat. “She’s really hot. Get with the winning team, guys.”
The three men turned around to see a very exhausted Chris in his stealth suit. He scratched the back of his head lazily as he peered between the men curiously.
“Sebastian here’s got himself some jailbait.” Jeremy spoke before taking off towards his trailer before Sebastian could catch him. Chris furrowed his brows as he looked over at his friend. This was absolutely not how he planned this to get out.
“What’s all this talk about jailbait?” he asked as he took the seat beside him. Seb groaned and placed his head in his hands.
“It’s literally all lies,” he told him. “She’s perfectly legal, just a bit younger.”
“How young?” Chris asked, his brow raising in disappointment.
“Nineteen.” Sebastian answered after a long silence.
“Oh thank goodness,” Chris breathed dramatically, placing his hand over his left boob once again. “I thought you meant she was young.”
“She is young.” He admitted. “Fifteen years.”
Chris let out a snort as he pulled out his phone. “Well, Seabass,” he sung as he unlocked his phone.
“Make sure you burp her after feeding her, m’kay?” he teased before sprinting off as fast as he could in the same direction Jeremy ran in.
Sebastian sighed, sinking into his seat.
What on earth was he going to do with these idiots?
You were snuggled on your sofa, scrolling through your Tumblr dashboard, when you heard the theme song of one of your favorite TV shows being to play. It was The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. You loved that guy more than anything, he could always cheer you up when you felt down.
“Good evening folks, our guest tonight is the one and only…Sebastian Stan!”
Immediately, your ears perked up at the name. That was the actor Sebastian was in love with. Your head cocked to the side as you realized the two men had the same first names. You shrugged, it was probably a coincidence, right?
“Here’s your tea, Y/N!” your roommate chimed as she handed you a matching mug. You gave her a quick smile before returning your gaze to the TV.
“So Sebastian,” Stephen said. “I understand you and Anthony Mackie are quite the duo on set.” You found your eyes focused on the actor’s face, taking in his features. You understood why Sebastian was obsessed with this guy. He was freaking gorgeous. And that jawline -man, that looked like it could cut diamonds. And those steel blue eyes! He was a total babe.
“Yeah, we’ve grown pretty close these past few months. We even gave each other nicknames.” Stan said as he giggled, his face turning a deep red.
“Oh? Do share these nicknames, Sebastian!” Stephen mused, earning a bunch of cheers from the crowd, mostly from women.
You took a sip of your tea, your eyes set on the blue eyed man on the screen as he said the following words.
“Well, he likes to call me Sexy Sea Bass.”
The tea in your mouth sprayed all over the screen in front of you, even landing on your roommate’s lap as well as yours. She let out a shriek before jumping out of her seat and pointing an accusing finger at you.
“What the fuck, Y/N?” she exclaimed, her face twisting into a scowl.
You stared at the screen, your eyes completely wide with distraught as the man repeated the nickname for a second time.
“Yeah man, I’m telling you,” he laughed along with Stephen.
“He calls me Sexy Sea Bass!”
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