even the caption is a pun

Headcanon that Nicky will not stop putting Kevin puns on his Snapchat story.

  • A picture of Kevin shirtless in the kitchen, making breakfast, with the caption “Kevin Bae”
  • A pic of Kevin in his uniform captioned “Kevin Play”
  • A pic of Kevin sitting on his bed with an exy game paused on his computer and his arms crossed over his chest captioned “Kevin Stay”
  • A pic of Kevin dressed to go for a run with Neil, wearing a light grey t shirt and dark grey sweats, with the caption “Kevin Grey”
  • A pic of Kevin taking a nap with the caption “Kevin Lay”
  • A pic of Kevin at Eden’s Twilight, taking the drink tray from Andrew with the caption “Kevin Tray”
  • A pic of Kevin looking really annoyed in the Fox lounge with the caption “Kevin ‘No Way’”
  • A pic of Kevin modelling in a magazine Nicky found with the caption “Kevin Slay”
  • A video of Kevin stumbling at practice with the caption “Kevin Off-Day”
  • A picture of Kevin and Jeremy grinning and talking to each other before a game with the caption “Kevin Gay”
  • The upperclassmen join in after a while and their snap stories have fewer Kevin puns, but they still make them when they can
  • After a game, Allison takes a video of a highlight reel where Kevin knocks a backliner to the ground even though they didn’t have the ball and captions it “Kevin Foul Play”
  • Dan takes a picture of Kevin’s hair looking a little too styled and captions it “Kevin Hair Spray”
  • Renee takes a picture of Kevin with Starbucks and captions it “Kevin Latte”
  • Matt takes a picture of Kevin helping Neil up at practice and captions it “Kevin Fair Play”
  • Renee waves at Kevin and takes a video of him waving back and captions it “Kevin Hey”
  • Andrew never has a snap story
  • But then one night he puts a video he takes through the car window on his snap story
  • It’s Kevin walking down the street alone, next to the car because Andrew locked the doors and won’t let him in
  • The caption says “Kevin Stray”
  • The whole team loses their shit when they see it
  • (But they also check with Kevin to see if Andrew let him back in the car or if he needs a ride)
  • (Andrew did let him in the car eventually)

Honestly my dudes, this fandom has been creating no-homo memes about Dean and Cas for so long, like fanart where they’re literally having dinner by candlelight and holding hands or some shit but then it ends in “but no homo” or screen caps with captions/clever puns about the countless romantic tropes used between those two that will sarcastically end in “but they’re not gay”, and here we are, where the actual show has become a meme of itself like…

Cue Dean, mister still-so-far-in-the-closet-that-even-Narnia-is-a-mere-afterthought standing beneath a brightly lit cross while romantic music plays in the background as he says /I DO/ then walks up to Cas and holds him and then looks at him like a dude who’s found the love of his life again, and the only thing that supposedly keeps it from being ‘gay’ is that one “pal” thrown in there.

Except it doesn’t, it’s a useless effort in any case because even that doesn’t make it less romantic? Like it reminds me of when Victor and Yuuri were exchanging wedding rings beside a church while a choir was singing in the background and you still had nay-sayers who went “but these rings could’ve been just good luck charms!!! they didn’t kiss in that precise moment so they’re just platonic guy friends!!!”

NO Barbara, it’s gay. They’re gay. Some scenes are just not platonic even if there’s not a spoken “I love you” or a kiss. I’m just

I took a nap earlier and had a dream where Trump started having celebrities and press critical of him killed and used as materials for the border wall and Ben Garrison drew a cartoon of like Beyonce’s face on a brick being added on the wall by a whistling Bob the Builder Trump and the caption was ‘All in All you’re just another Cuck in the wall’ and I woke up not from the brutality of what was happening but the sheer frustration of this political cartoon existing because that wasn’t even a pun

JNPR Headcanons (sorry, it's long)

•It’s obvious that Ren & Nora, and Jaune & Pyrrha are besties. But Ren & Jaune are bros while Nora & Pyrrha are like sisters

•Actually, the team is one family

•Edit: Everyone on this show has their own inner demons just like we do. They’re not perfect and they struggle with their own issues, team JNPR especially
-Jaune really cares about what others think of him and works so hard to be a hero and lovable and kind
-Nora is sort of the same way only her anxiety manifests itself as constantly moving and babbling. She really tries not to come off as a pest (& she isn’t) bc she doesn’t want anymore people leaving her (bc they always do). Sometimes the words of others effect her more than she let’s on (which leads to issues w/ her & Ren later in their relationship)
-Pyrrha cares more about people seeing her for who she really is. She not a trophy that’s won. She’s not a centerpiece. She’s Pyrrha
-Ren doesn’t really try to be more sociable. He knows that his quietness comes off as being shy, but those who know him know that he simply doesn’t have much to say. He does make his opinions known, though, and when he speaks more, you know that he thinks you’re trustworthy. His main issue is talking about what’s wrong. He gets so silent when he’s upset or angry. The only person that can crack him is his best friend.

•Jaune & Ren take turns being the dad (Jaune is Daddy Jaune in battle, Ren is Daddy Ren any other time)

•Pyrrha is mommy all the time

•When Jaune sees Nora, he thinks of one of his younger sisters & it makes him feel a bit less homesick

•Nora loves getting the team to do crazy shit like JNPR tattoos, sky diving, & swimming w/ Grimm sharks

•Speaking of tats
-They all have a JNPR tat with juniper berries & one of their emblem
-Nora has lighting bolts, boop, & a syrup bottle
-Jaune has a heart with ‘Arc Family’ on it
-Ren has the date of the attack on his village & Nora’s emblem
-Pyrrha has ‘Destiny’ written in a flower and her kids names

•As stated before, Nora & Pyrrha’s periods sync up and their boys handle it well

•Jaune bc he has sisters who go through the same thing & Ren bc he’s been with Nora forever

•Nora likes cuddles, heat, massages, sleep, & food during that time. She’s actually kind of of quiet during that time & a little more mopey

•Pyrrha is very irritable during that time and enjoys solitude unless she’s w/ Nora

•Birds of a feather suffer together

•The dress Jaune wore is actually Coco’s

•Bets get insane, esp when RWBY, CVFY, & SSSN are involved

•They do tons of partner sparring, but they love team sparring (every man for themselves)

•Nora & Pyrrha are the most well rounded with everyone else’s weapons, Ren coming after, & Jaune is last

•Pyrrha is the first awake to run, Nora gets up no later than 7 every morning, Jaune trudges along, Ren sleeps in bc fuck mornings

•They do team studying a lot which entails quizzes with candy for those who get questions right and punishment for getting it wrong

•It’s the only way Jaune or Nora will study for anything

•Jaune & Nora aren’t dumb. Jaune genuinely doesn’t get it sometimes and gets bored in class. Nora is smart, but lazy

•Pyrrha’s favorite class is Port’s. His lectures are interesting

•Jaune’s favorite class is… probably none… he’s not doing well in any right now…

•Nora’s favorite classes are Oobleck’s (watching him zip around is fun), Peach’s (science and explosions), Goodwitch’s (fighting), & her math class

•She’s a wiz at math

•Ren enjoys Port’s and Goodwitch’s classes

•They have a system where they copy Pyrrha’s notes if they miss something (they’re detailed af)

•Pyrrha is easily scared and reacts a little violently (punching shit) and she doesn’t do supernatural shit ever

•Edit: they’re all pretty chill about hanging around the dorm in undies and bras (it took Jaune some time, though)

•Jaune & Nora are DC fans. Ren & Pyrrha are Marvel fans. All enjoy X-ray and Vav

•They totally go to comic cons, cosplay, & gaming conventions together. You cannot tell me otherwise

•Passing the aux chord isn’t normally an issue until someone (Nora and Jaune) starts playing showtunes & rapping to Hamilton

•Ren is the only one who appreciates Yang’s puns

•Jaune & Ren are skilled cooks and normally don’t allow Pyrrha or Nora to help, but they do sometimes cut veggies and stir (Nora, stop adding spices right now! Pyrrha, do you even know what oregano is?)

•Jaune loves dead memes & is still raving about deez nuts & Harambe

•The group chat on ChatSnap is a total mess & any important info gets burried under memes, selfies, and videos
-Nora’s CS is mostly pictures of her team & friends
-Ren’s is filled with professional photos w/ some deep caption
-Pyrrha’s is clumsily trying to figure what she’s doing
-Jaune has awkward selfies & recordings of Pyrrha when she’s off guard

•Sailors!!!
-Nora isn’t as bad as Yang or Qrow, but she’s no saint with cursing
-Ren doesn’t curse… out loud
-Jaune doesn’t unless he’s irritated
-You’d have to really push Pyrrha past her breaking point to get her to say fuck

•Edit: they totally have a naughty jar for swearing & making inappropriate jokes

•Edit: Nora is the go to person for charging scrolls, but is also the person to break them

•Edit: I like to think that she could be a defibrillator

•They often spend holiday break with Jaune’s family

•Ren, Nora, & Pyrrha have practically been adopted into the family

•Jaune’s older sisters work hard to get them all paired together-together

•If Pyrrha gets hurt, Jaune is worried but he’s not freaking out. He knows she can handle herself

•If Nora is hurt, Ren cannot focus & goes on a killing spree

•Jaune & Ren’s bro time is spent cooking, watching anime, or just talking

•They went to the doubles round during their 2nd year at Beacon
-Nora & Pyr the first year

•They mostly enjoy video games!
-Jaune is more into games like Myth of Welda, Remnant Bound, Underneath Remnant tale (totally uncreative), & trivia games
-Pyrrha likes the games at the arcade where you shoot stuff & party games (Xario Cart, Xario Partee, and Xario and Tonic at the Extremely Hard & Profesional Games)
-Nora likes anything violent (esp GTA)
-Ren doesn’t play very often, but is a God at rhythm/dance games (with Nora, those two are unbeatable & always get a perfect score)

•Drinking
-Nora is energetic, a little destructive after a few, & cannot hold her liquor
-Pyrrha is seductive af, but she rarely gets that far. Only once or twice
-Jaune is sleepier & clingy
-Ren very rarely drinks & can hold it exceedingly well

•Team bonding is normally spent watching a movie with pizza and cookies, bowling, arcades, or going out to dinner

•All team activities are classified as a double date when they’re dating

•Renora dated first, then Arkos

•There was a brief period where Nora actually broke up with Ren & Pyrrha was with her while Ren was with Jaune until they figured things out (I may write something on it later)

•However, it was Arkos that got married first

•The team are maids of honor & best men at each other’s weddings

•Pyrrha laced her bouquet with metal to control where it landed after she threw it (Nora “caught” it) -Ren proposed soon after in a quieter place

•If the couples argue, one normally goes to the other couple’s house to vent and cool down before going home

•Renora had 3 kids: Kensley, Ming, & Iman (adopted)

•Arkos had twins Louise & Eros

•Before the kids came, they went on team missions very often. After they’re all out of the house, they start again

•They also go on partner missions & swap who goes with who each time (Jaune/Nora, Ren/Pyrrha, couples, guys, girls)

•They often go on family vacations together & celebrate holidays because they’re one big family

•Pyrrha & Nora retire to teach at Signal

•Jaune & Ren join them soon afterwards

anonymous asked:

you and sam went to different high schools and never knew each other but still followed on another on social media. one week out of your summer you go to a drama retreat that is boys and girls. when he sees u he's shook but he's also like "ive gotta girl" but youre paired off in groups and youre in it together and he gets to know you blah blah him and his girl split and you talk him through it and soon youre dating bc NNJMSIm d-becca

okay so i can see this happening big time

for this one i had to kind of demonize the ex, so sorry in advance :-/ but this shit happens more often than you think.

just three months

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Image caption: - Do you ever get enough sleep?
- Spilling? Where to am I spilling out?*

Pun: Высыпаться - to have enough sleep, from спать - to sleep;
Высыпаться - to spill out, to pour, from сыпать - to spill, to pour.

It’s a pure accident that these two verbs look alike in the imperfective aspect, but this makes the joke even funnier :)

hoteldumorts  asked:

Magnus introduces Alec to snapchat and Alec is so weirded out by the filters at first but then he gets the hang of it and always sends Magnus videos of him with different filters and cheesy romantic puns like the deer one he'll send him kinda like bobbing his head even tho there's no music and then he starts laughing at himself but the caption says "You are so DEER to me"

LISTEN TO ME OH MY GOD ALEC ABSOLUTELY LOVES SNAPCHAT!! he 100% has like a 200 day steak with magnus bc he literally never stops snapping him, like he’ll send him a pic with the bee filter and say “will you bee my date tonight?” or the deer thing you said or the one that sometimes pops up with the planets flying and he’ll be like “i think we have chemistry don’t you?” and then wink really badly bc let’s face it, alec can’t wink, and then magnus will just snap back a selfie of him laughing with the filter and the caption says “you idiot planets are astronomy” and then also alec would see the videos of that girl that keeps using that square face snapchat filter and saying a bunch of cringy pickup lines to that guy Steven and he would get highkey obsessed with her and every time that filter would come back he’d get super excited and wouldn’t even care if they were in public like he’d literally just start snapping while they’re hanging out with everyone and he’d just yell out “MAAAGNUSSS” “wha- oh no alec please don’t-” “i might not go down in history, but i’ll go down on you” and everyone would just be like ALEC NO and he’d just laugh and be like ALEC YES and magnus would just shake his head bc his boyfriend is an idiot and simon really needs to stop showing him dumb videos bc he gets way too attached and yeah basically i love the idea of alec using snapchat you get the idea

this picture looks like it was placed in the middle of a serious article on a cheesy blog about single parenting with a caption like “taking care of your kids, your job and yourself can be a real balancing act!” intended as a silly breather that makes everyone go “ohohohoho! don’t i know it! that’s just what that feels like!”

it may even be a stock photo

21st century headcanons: les amis and social media

enjolras somehow manages to turn every social media platform into an opportunity for angry political rants (”enjolras, you know people don’t usually use their snapchat story for posting long critiques of the gender binary right?” “yes, so?” “just checking”). but he also posts a lot of candids of his friends with soppy captions that surprise people who don’t know him very well. 

combeferre uses facebook a lot but never really to write statuses - he just shares loads of articles and photos and stuff that interests him. his snapchat story is always full of photos of plants and insects - with the proper latin names as the captions - and group selfies, so many group selfies.

grantaire is really into memes, obviously - his fave is pepe, followed by the breadsticks meme. also he has a ‘secret’ side tumblr where where he posts lots of his art, mostly digital paintings of the amis (he’s really shy about it so they pretend not to know it exists but actually most of them check it at least twice a week for new pictures)

courfeyrac considers it his sworn duty to like/favourite/retweet/reblog every single selfie any of his friends ever post, and does so with impressive efficiency (”seriously courf i posted that like 30 seconds ago that’s impressive even for you” “you’re welcome”). he probably owns a selfie stick.

feuilly he really likes photography, and he’s also really good at it; his tumblr is a mixture of his two fav things to photograph: beautiful cityscapes and portraits of his friends, which are always super cute and well composed - like 90% of les amis’ profile pictures have been taken by feuilly. also he’s super into 8tracks and posts new mixes at least twice a week (he always makes mix CDs for peoples birthdays instead of cards)

joly he’s everybody’s best friend on snapchat because he sends all of them like 20 snapchats a day of random things that made him think of them (he does this even when they’re all together in the same room). he really really loves emojis, so half the time he’ll reply to messages with just a series of emojis that the recipient has to decode.

bousset his instagram feed consists entirely of loads of selfies with joly and musichetta on instagram with dorky inside jokes or puns as the captions. he and joly and grantaire have a vine account which is just them doing ridiculous stuff but somehow got really popular (they are now officially banned from vining during meetings because things got out of hand) - gavroche is their number one fan.

jehan they have like four different tumblrs all for different things: one where they post their own poetry and photos they’ve taken of the sky, a personal one that’s mostly just selfies and shitposting, a fandom blog, and one of those weird aesthetic blogs that just posts photos of plastic bags and smashed up plates and shit. also their snapchat story is always like 800 seconds long.

bahorel posts OOTDs on instagram like, every single day (feuilly usually takes them for him) and if he thinks one of his friends is looking particularly good one day he’ll post pictures of them too - it’s usually musichetta or cosette or jehan. constantly getting into arguments with people on social justice facebook groups, but he’s super good at debating so he usually wins. also, he snapchats the rest of les amis literally every time he ever sees a cat. 

musichetta she posted some selfies that got hundreds of thousands of notes on tumblr one time and then sort of accidentally became kinda tumblr famous, which she finds hilarious. she gets lots of questions from young girls about sexuality and body image and stuff and lovingly answers every single one. 

eponine runs a blog where she posts feminist critique of films and tv shows - chetta and cosette both write guest posts for her every now and again. she doesn’t have many photos of herself as a child so she makes a point of posting loads and loads of photos of gavroche and azelma on facebook and instagram. also her tumblr is unapologetically hipster af 

marius he uses old-style emoticons with noses like this :-) (everybody teases him about it but they actually find it really cute) and is really bad at remembering what abbreviations mean so courf usually has to remind him. he’s always the one who uploads photo albums to facebook after parties and stuff, always with a funny thing somebody said as the album title.

cosette she has a youtube account for videos of her singing (marius shares every one she ever posts, naturally, and valjean made her teach him how to use youtube so he could watch and like them all). she’s also super into tumblr astrology - she’ll constantly text everybody to inform them what kind of pasta or whatever they are according to their sign.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I really love your art and the fact that you post so often is amazing. How do you manage to keep being inspired and draw so much? I try to draw as much as I can that but my family situation doesn't allow me to stay chill more that, lmao, a couple of hours a day basically.

Oh hey!! Thank you so much, I’m glad you like my stuff!

It probably doesn’t show but I struggle a lot with posting on this blog often. I get ‘inspired’ to draw the most after brainstorming with my pals. We think about situations that would be funny with certain characters, puns and all that stuff. Even the captions! A good slice of the drawings I post have some kind of input from someone else, and that can really make you feel more invested in what you’re doing!

I find it nearly impossible to just…draw a character without having in mind what I wanna do so honestly I’d really recommend talking with friends about ideas.
They don’t have to be great, they can even be plain like:
“Sasuke can’t open water bottles in the ending because no arm” or “Lapis hugging people with her wings” and so on. And with a list of things you wanna draw you’ll never run out of ideas!

Draw Your OTP/Squad bases also are fun when you’re feeling completely uninspired.

Having a blog is good to keep you motivated in updating it but don’t let it become a chore! It’s ok if you don’t post for weeks, I do that too.

Regarding my family situation, while I prefer not to talk about it in detail atm, I don’t have a supportive family when it comes to my ambitions and what I wanna do in life, however these tips also help me going through that!

Good luck!

Take Hold of Me

There seems to be an abundance of Maya grabbing hold of Lucas’s shirt and jerking him to her lately, so this little scenario was born.

Riley asks to be evened up.


“…and he said if he caught him chewing gum in his class again, he’d put fliers up all over school with Trevor’s picture on them and a caption, saying ‘I can’t stop chewing gum in class no matter how many times I get chewed out about it’.”

There was laughter and a few groans at the awful pun when Riley got through with the story. She and her five friends were gathered around the coffee table in their usual spot at Topanga’s, where they were taking a break from doing their homework.

“That sounds like Kellerman,” Maya responded. “He’s always making the corniest jokes. Doesn’t he know everybody would probably laugh at him more than they would Trevor if he did something like that?”

“I don’t know. Trevor would probably take a little heat on it too,” Lucas disagreed. “I know I wouldn’t want to get ragged on for having my picture up all over school on some goofy flier like that.”

“Speaking of fliers,” Zay spoke up, changing the subject. “Did you guys see the ones they put up today about the school talent show?”

“I did,” Smackle answered, as several others nodded. “Were you thinking about entering, Zay?”

“I am, actually. Thought I might show ‘em some of my killer dance moves.” Grinning, he moved his torso and arms to a silent beat in a smooth display of those ‘moves’ from his chair. ”Maybe do something classical, mix in a little freestyle…” he suggested, still moving his hands, and the others gave murmurs of approval at his idea. “I don’t suppose any of you would want to join me so I don’t have to get up there and and go solo would you?”

“Get up on stage and dance in front of the whole school? No thanks,” Farkle said in immediate rejection. Dancing goofily at a school dance was one thing, but putting himself in the spotlight while doing it wasn’t anything he had a desire to do.

“Unfortunately, dance has never been a pursuit that I’ve had an affinity for, so I, too, must say no,” Smackle added apologetically.

When Zay’s gaze went to the trio sitting on the orange chairs, as the only ones left, Lucas snorted and shook his head. “You already know you don’t want me up there with you. You’ve always said I look like one of those giant windsock things when I dance. I’d rather not have the whole entire school saying that about me too,” he said wryly. “Face it, man, you’re kinda out of luck here. The only ones of us who could even hope to keep up with you when you dance are these two.” He gestured with his thumbs to the girls sitting on either side of him. And he wasn’t just being generous by including Riley in the estimation. Her coordination really had improved after working with Coach Kelly and the squad the previous year. Her innate lack of grace was still kind of an issue, but she did alright.

“But Riley’s moves are more of the cheerleader variety. And good luck getting this one to do anything like a school talent show.” His lips were twisted in a smirk as he directed the last part at Maya.

She immediately took offense and grabbed him by the front of his shirt to jerk him towards her until he was only inches from her face. “You sayin’ I don’t have any talent, Ranger Rick?”

Riley watched as their shared ‘boyfriend’ allowed himself to be pulled into her best friend’s personal space. All she could see was his back and Maya’s face over his shoulder, but that was enough for Riley to tell that in spite of her best attempts at intimidation, Lucas’s shoulders were relaxed when he lifted his hands in surrender and spoke to her placatingly.

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I’ve spent the past 2 days scrambling to finish off my new designs but they’re finally on sale in my Etsy shop (FloraPatch)!

I’m really proud of these new ones (and there are even more none pink ones in my shop if pink’s not your colour)

Aaaaand please don’t remove my caption :)

anonymous asked:

Romance is all fine and good, but what about just being friends with the OW crew? How about some friendship headcanons for McCree, Hanzo, Genji?

McCree


  • McCree’s friendship is a place to come home to
  • You can go days or weeks without talking to him, both of you doing your own thing, and when you reunite it’s always as familiar as if he just stepped out for a quick smoke

  • There’s rarely any awkwardness with Jesse, he’s hard to offend and quick to forgive. That isn’t to say he’s a pushover, but it takes some effort to really make him mad

  • For him friendship lies in the quiet moments, those times when there’s nothing to do but spend time with those you care about. Sharing in a daring gunfight, jumping on moving trains, risking your lives for each other, that’s when you become kin, but he’s glad just to have people with whom he can watch a TV show or trade funny anecdotes

  • Not much for high speed activities. He’ll steal the horse with you but he’d prefer not having to ride it. It wasn’t always like this. As a young man only the likes of Lena and Fareeha could keep up with him, but these days he lives for the lazy dog days



Hanzo


  • in his younger years friendship is all about (friendly) competition. Who gets the better grades, who wins more often during your chosen sports, who has the most extracurriculars. Hanzo is fiercely competitive. He may not be the kind to shove seven hotdogs into his mouth because you double-dared him, but he’ll insist it isn’t because of any lack of ability but because it’s disgraceful
  • Even when he gets older that side of him shows occasionally. It’s more subtle but he tries to best you in training and that’s how you’ll know he cares about what you think and do.
  • It’s up to you too initiate anythinng though. He’s both too proud and too awkward to actually ask you to spend time together
  • Tends to put his foot in his mouth a lot. He doesn’t mean to be rude but often it comes out like it anyway.
  • But he’s quietly observant too. He notices what you like to drink in the mornings and prepares a cup for you along with his coffee (contrary to popular belief Hanzo does in fact drink coffee, although only in the mornings. He can’t function without.)
  • You can talk for hours. It will start with something simple, an article he’s read on the internet, something Winston said earlier and before you know it you’re deep in conversation, comparing facts, points and opinions. He’s stubborn and sometimes hard to disabuse from an opinion he’s formed but if you show you’re willing to change your mind then he will generally return that favour.



Genji


  • You know that thing about stealing horses with McCree? Genji passes by the horses and instead steals cars and challenges you to impromptu street races. 
  • (metaphorically. Mostly.)

  • He’s mellowed out with age and enlightenment but even so being friends with him means being on your feet a lot. If there’s an event in town Genji will go to it and will usually try to drag everyone else along.

  • It’s hard to get some one on one time with him. Most of your time together is spend in groups, although he has a knack for making everyone feel like he came out only for them.

  • Sends you at least half a dozen texts each day with heavily edited pictures of random things he saw. Jack sleeping, a squirrel in a tree, lettered coffee mugs in a store that he arranged to spell f u c k.

  • They’re usually captioned with lame puns.

  • Ah yes, the puns. So. Many. Puns. It doesn’t help that thanks to his extensive education paid for by his family he’s fluent in about five languages and pun-savvy in six more. He can make a pun from everything

  • Prank wars too. They don’t happen often but when they do they’re devastating. The worst part is how he manages to drag even the most innocent bystanders into it. You quickly learn that under Genji’s guidance Zenyatta has a vicious streak.
Suicide Mission

Bucky Barnes x Female!Reader

Summary: He’s not going to come back from this. He needs to tell her. (He can’t.)
Words: 1,853
Warnings: language + self-loathing (sorta?) from bucky
Notes: for anon — idk if this is what you wanted but i wrote this rly fast and there might be mistakes but i still hope you like it okay bye


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