even my sister ships this wtf

When antis still think Keith and Shiro are brothers after season two…

Originally posted by phillyfishy-blog

…like…guys…if they were brothers…actual blood related brothers…why wouldn’t Keith have said ‘Shiro, you’re my brother’ instead of 'Shiro, you’re LIKE a brother to me’???

Like I wouldn’t tell my little sister she’s 'like a sister’ to me when she’s my actual, blood related sister??? That wouldn’t??? Make sense??? Wtf guys??? This logic isn’t sound???

jiminslattae  asked:

remember when jk said jm had cute toes like who says that?? alSO, during fansigns they flirt so much they ignore the fans.i love how JK hovers when JM hangs out w/ others, that frozen smile he gets on his face (when hes jealous) gives me life like during that fansign when min/joon were all touchy and he ignored JM (bc he was jealous), im pure trash for this sHIp. the prom backhug, all the backhugs im just...dfksanf. and how all the members seem so done w/ them sometimes like???

OMG NUUUUUU UR KILLING ME 

LOL I laughed so hard when Will (@pafuyu-mu​) said that thing about the toes in his Jikook analysis video. I was like lmao TRUTH. 

DONT BRING UP FANSIGNS WITH ME. JUST DONT. If you read my tags you know all the rage I have for those. but tbh I try to blame it on the seating arrangements but last time they did Jimin publicly vetoed it in front of everyone so ._. I guess it’s harder than it looks XD

Jungkook gets jealous of Minjoon so much like: 

Relax Mr. Spreading Legs. (also namjoon’s jpg face lmao)

OMG YOU SAID PROM BACKHUG LMAO. ARE WE THE SAME PERSON XDDDDDDDD I THOUGHT ONLY I USED THAT TERM XDD

^PROM COUPLE RIGHT DERE. ngl first time i saw those photos i fucking screamed. and i did a double take wondering if it was actually them.but it was. so i screamed some more. favourite pictures of them.

ngl. as much as i ship them. sometimes im hoseok and taehyung when it comes to them lmao.

^“can you guys chill? ._.”

even my sister (who is originally a taekook shipper and still claims to be) sees them interact sometimes and she’s just like O.O “wtf they’re so weird.”

(and shiet, ur Canadian too? Come join my moose party :D) 

Okay I just gotta talk about my biggest pet peeve with the Lion guard. Forget the weird OC-ish characters, the odd animal inaccuracies and the over the top “I will always follow the circle of life justice bluh bluh” junk. What bothers me the most is that there’s like blatant magical powers?? Throughout Lion King there’s nothing magical that any living character could do, everything was spiritual and when something ‘magical’ happened it was either subtle or only happened when they really needed to. 

Subtle like in Lion King 2  (when Mufasa tells Rafiki to ship Kiara and Kovu together)

and only happened when Mufasa spoke to Simba when he really needed to.

Heck, Mufasa didn’t even talk to Simba again in Lion King 2 when Simba was asking for him. (”Dad. This hot bad boy is dating my daughter. WTF do I do??”)

But Mufasa has appeared to Kion multiple times for such mediocre reasons like “Grandpa my sister’s being a pain because she’s going to be queen” ”Kion, don’t fight with your sister”.

It makes Mufasa appearing in the clouds seem alot less important and special but pushes the idea that ‘Kion is most important and special lion ever because he can do magic roars, has a cool tattoo and is all about justice and doing the right thing.’

So many ghost stories feature wicked women, temptresses, and ghosts who obsess men and drive them to ruin–

But I’d like to incorporate like the flipside into a comic- these female supernatural creatures just being OVER being victim-blamed fro everything.
Like OH so I’m just minding my fucking biz and singing naked on a rock with my sisters like we do, we’re fucking MERMAIDS WTF, and some asshole crashes his ship cuz he’s never seen tits before??
And somehow that’s MY fault????

Or a vampire just being like, yeah, dude’s fucking obsessed with me, he stares at my 100 yr old portrait 24/7 and claims he’s wasting away with love for me– ugg you don’t even fucking know me!  

And then I’m friends with his daughter, and cuz she starts flipping him the bird he decides I’m corrupting her and he fucking stakes me through the heart– fucking men.  Fucking rude as hell jfc

But actually what the fuck

let’s just make a list of all the what the fuckery

  • the first half hour was liz and kirk floating in the ocean being boring and also red, mr. kaplan, tom, and dembe waiting around for people to answer their phone calls
  • kirk is really fucking creepy and i can’t believe liz is buying this shit (i can’t shake the feeling that it’s all a big set up ALSO just because their “summer palace” is in tact doesn’t mean their normal house in russia didn’t burn to the fucking ground like come on how stupid can you get
  • super duper done with the mommygate and red’s alleged affair with katarina like nope thanks but no thanks over ittttttt (they were careful though about how they phrased things when talking about red’s past with liz. kirk said red is obsessed with her. that’s better than forcing daddygate down our throats i guess. also kaplan said “when you put a baby in my arms”. a baby not your baby. good i guess)
  • okay i’ll admit that ressler and liz hug was adorbs. I DON’T SHIP KEENLER NOT FOR ALL THE CANON IN THE WORLD but i like their relationship in a brother/sister kinda way and i’m glad he was the one to get to her first (SINCE APPARENTLY IT COULDN’T BE RED WHATEVER I’M NOT BITTER)
  • WE DIDN’T EVEN GET A REUNION OF ANY KIND UM FUCK EVERYTHING LIKE I GET THAT RED IS ANGRY AND THAT’S FINE I LIKE A LITTLE DRAMA BUT WTF THERE’S ONLY SO MUCH DELAYED GRATIFICATION I CAN TAKE
  • and then liz just had to RUN into tom’s arms like eww come on ugh
  • after all that shit they still didn’t get agnes what the actual fuck I’M GETTING BORED WITH ALL THE RUNNING AROUND AND CHASING BAD GUYS HELLO PEOPLE
  • AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MR. KAPLAN. I GET THAT RED IS ANGRY BUT WTF MR. KAPLAN LOVES YOU DON’T YOU SHIT ON THAT AND WHEN HE SAID “THE ACRE IS YOURS” I WAS LIKE YES YOU GO BABY DO THE RIGHT THING AND THEN HE FUCKING SHOT HER AND I LITERALLY YELLED “NO!” AT THE TV LIKE UM NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE YOU AND THEN THEY LINGERED OVER HER BODY TOO LONG AND HER HAND TWITCHED AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK DOES ANYONE EVER DIE ON THIS SHOW WHAT NOW
  • to make things even better NEXT WEEK LOOKS JUST AS BORING AND WE WON’T GET A SPECIAL REUNION JUST LIZ DEMANDING THINGS FROM RED AFTER SHE HURT HIM MORE THAN SHE CAN IMAGINE SHE BETTER FUCKING SAY SORRY AT LEAST IS2G I’M SO OVER THIS
  • *INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREECHING*

Originally posted by slerpuff