Her Getting Shy and Looking Away cause of His Boner: BTS
I think he’d be shaken to the core by your embarrassment, nearly to the point where it would simply arouse him of the thought of making you even more embarrassed by stepping closer to you, or even touching himself in front of you.
I don’t think he would care much? Like, he might smirk or smth, but once noticing that you’re just that shy, he might just go on ahead and fix himself.
Hobi might selfishly blame you or getting him so worked up just to see your reaction. He might even be planning to get you to help him, out of his own selfishness.
THIS IS WHERE THE TEASING BEGINS. NamJoon, there, will certainly enjoy your embarrassment like a total sadist. And he will come ahead to tease you, leaning onto your side. He just will.
He would chuckle childishly, but under that, there would be a lot of unreleased sexual tension, and you would feel it from the way his eyes roamed your body while your head was turned away. Really, you had no choice but to help him at that point.
Taken into consideration that he’s home, he would probably become even more shy than you were, and so he would try to cover himself with a pillow or smth.
It would be a huge surprise to see him growing a bulge, tbh. Because he’d be gone at the speed of light, man. No way would he let you see smth like that. Nuh-Uh.
Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this.
A = Aftercare Kai’s definitely going to be a guy that’s going to take care of you well. He’s got dogs that are practically his kids, his niece, Taeoh, on Yummy Yummy he said he wanted to know how to cook so he can help his wife. He’s going to take care of you, and happily do it too. He’s one that’s got a warm rag on stand by, lotions and things are waiting in the bedside.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) We all know the golden part on Jongin is his hips, c’mon. He relishes in how him just dancing can get you all hot and bothered, watching the sharp thrusts and fluid rolls. I’m not even going to try and act like he’s not a basic lil horny boy. He likes your boobs. No use hiding it. He’s almost kid-ish with his touching fixation he has with you, he likes squeezing the soft bits of you, that includes ya titties.
C = Cum Kai’s still pretty young, I don’t think he’s quite mastered the art of not making a fucking mess with his male tears. He’s pretty messy, and very vocal when he cums. He’s a pretty loud moaner with you in general, but when he finishes, he goes up a good 4-6 notches in volume.
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) While he’s really touchy feely with you, he’s got somewhat of a voyeur kink, that he hasn’t revealed to you yet. Kai has such open play with you, that he likes toying with the idea of not being allowed to touch you, and just having to watch you play all by yourself while he’s squirming in his seat.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Between him and Sehun borrowing Noonas’ phones and returning them with the history deleted, and he was the only one of him and Sehun who understood the dick joke the lady on Yummy Yummy said, I’m pretty damn sure his ass knows about dicks and sex and the whole shabang. He knows too much about moving those damn hips too. If he hasn’t had sex, then I wanna know who taught him that shit. He’s easily taught though, so if he doesn’t know what’s going down, he knows enough from watching things to know what to do, he’s just gotta apply his knowledge to you.
F = Favorite position Knowing he needs proper room to work the magic that is Kai’s hips, doggy style is usually what he prefers. You laid out before him, exposed to his eyes, and unknowing of when he’ll strike. From behind, he’s able to get his grab on, let his hands wander around your back, easily reach around and touch your chest, grab a handful of your ass, and be able to unleash the beast that is his thrusts? it’s the best of all worlds in his eyes.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) Kai’s a typically lighthearted and goofy guy in most situations, I don’t see any way that doesn’t spill over into his sex life. Although sometimes he likes to play that there’s a difference between Jongin(ur soft lil bby bf) and Kai(ready to fuck you into next week), in general, the atmosphere isn’t tense or serious, it’s all fun with him.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they) He whips those abs out so much, my Nana makes so many jokes about his lil nip nops it kills me. Not much hair in sight, and he’s very clean and put together but he does have stubble a lot so I don’t think he shaves every day. I think he grooms down there, but it’s not very frequently, maybe a few times a month.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) [Back to Aftercare] He’s very loving, and caring, and he’d be the most romantic you can imagine. He’s the classic kind of romance, maybe a few candles but mostly he’s very vocal during sex, cooing about how perfect you are, how well you take him, how much he loves you.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation) [Back to using the Noona’s phone….] Kai almost always has his hand on his dick, let’s be honest. I think it’s hilarious he’s playing a character that addicted to video games and porn, that’s practically him at this point. He’s all the time in the bathroom, or always in the shower. He’s not fooling anyone, but we’ll just let him think he’s being sneaky.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) I lowkey think Kai has(i think this is what its called) exhibition kink? Or is it voyeur? Idk, whatever, he likes being watched with you. He doesn’t necessarily want a threesome, but it’s been toyed with in convo, that you might try out at some point with having a third person just watch. He watched porn with sehun dont play me i know whats going on
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) Kai will pretty much nail you anywhere, he’s not a stickler for location. Seeing as Chan’s the lockpick master, a locked door doesn’t even matter so with the amount of times Chan has gotten into the bathroom while Kai’s in there…Kai just doesn’t care anymore. He favors the bathroom though, he likes plopping some nice bathbombs in the tub and spending some relaxing time with you before he takes you for a ride.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) Grindings kind of his thing, all you have to do is trick him into back hugging you and roll your hips back into his crotch, and he’s sweeping you off to find a closet or bathroom or practice room to bend you over.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) While he does have a thing for being watched, under no circumstances will he agree to a threesome, no matter who the third person is. Kai’s pretty protective and possessive, which is why he likes being watched, it sends a pretty clear message that you’re his and they can watch all they want but they can’t touch you like he can, can’t make you moan like he can, can’t make you cum like he can. It’s a show of dominance to him.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) I don’t trust his tongue tbh Kai’s more of a fan of being in you, rather than your mouth or his on you. But of course foreplay is very important, and he doesn’t dislike going down on you, he’s actually really good at it, he’s just so impatient he’d rather get to the main event. He doesn’t turn down a bj, but again, he’d rather be in between your legs, rather than in your mouth.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) If his damn thrusts are any indication to how he is in the sack, Kai’s got a pretty fast pace. His thrusts are pretty unforgiving, and teeters on the line of being rough, but he’s good at reading your body if he’s being a little too rough.`
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Quickies are actually really frequent in your relationship, Kai’s a fan of being able to pull you away from the group or something for a fast pounding, more so because he likes seeing your face all flushed and hair a mess when you two return to the group and have to pretend like nothing happened even though everyone knows…they know..
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) Kai’s really playful in the bedroom, if you or him want to try something, there’s almost a 100% chance you’ll test it out, at least once. Positions, toys, locations, kinks, etc, he’s game to try anything with you.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) Kai’s still young, and he’s got a lot of young boy energy still. Sex with him lasts a significant time, and dick entering stuff lasts a good 5-10 mins, but one round is all he can handle honestly.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) He’s got a few basics, just to bring in just for a little extra fun every once in a while. Some silk ropes, a blindfold, some interesting vibrating panties. They’re not used very frequent, but when they come out, he does enjoy them a lot.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Kai is a bit of a little shit, he’s really into teasing you a lot. He likes watching you twitch, and he gets off on you begging, so teasing is an all time favorite of his.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) He’s insanely loud, to the point you’ve joked and toyed with the idea of getting him a freaking ball gag. He’s a moaner, but hell that might as well be bumped up and call him a screamer, he’s so loud.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) Lord knows you’ve been walked in on more times than you can count, being walked in by the EXO members that you’re close to is already bad, but the dressing room backstage during an SM event when Kai’s squeezing a quick one on and you’re caught with your pants around your ankles and a dick in you by Taemin is top 5 worse moments of your life. Kai found it hilarious though…idiot boy…
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) I have a fascination with Kai’s crotch. Is that weird? Same with Taemin and Hansol, I really like the guys that know how to tuck right and it’s practically completely flat in the front.
but boi :)))))
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) How may horny puppy references can I make? Bcuz that’s what he is. His sex drive is just a smidgen above average, just high enough that it’s a ‘did you seriously pop another boner? didnt we just do this smh’ kind of thing. He’s pretty much ready to go at any moment, and he’s turn on at the drop of a hat, so I’ll pray for your souls.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) I imagine Kai as a puppy tbh. After he’s had his little work out, he needs a nap straight away. So Kai falls asleep fairly quickly after you two do the do, even if he’s only got a few more minutes to spare, he’s done closed his eyes and he’s snoring. Night Night Nini.
• you probably thinking you pissed him off or got him angry when you first met him • don’t blame him lol his face is just stuck being a frown and now he’s scowling even deeper bc wtf…are you an angel? He’s never seen anyone as perfect as you and tbh that’s not cool • this means you totally knocked him off his game and now he can’t even speak a comprehensible sentence • he’ll stutter an apology and excuse himself, waiting until the next time he saw you to finally say something • so you’d get to know each other, and you’ll find out he’s hella chill and hella cool and once you get past his stern face, he’s actually got a big heart and is a softie • his advances would be subtle and you wouldn’t even know you were dating until he kissed you • he only did it to stop the teasing from his hyungs and prove that you’re with him • and so…begins a beautiful, dorky relationship • you’d have to figure out his emotions over time and how he feels during certain situations bc he’ll rarely tell you • getting shy sometimes when he wants to kiss you, but doesn’t know if you’re ok with it • he’ll shyly grab your hand and look at your intertwined fingers and smile • “y/n…is it- is it ok if I kiss you?” • yes you dork, just put your lips on mine already “yehet” • him not really wanting you to hang out with the rest of the guys as much • he doesn’t like to see them be funny with you, as he knows they do this on purpose to get a reaction out of him • which always works, so be ready to be constantly pulled away into a private room and have hot makeout sessions • that almost always ends up with you moaning his name loudly, enough to send a message that says “she’s mine, no one else lays a finger on her” • ok so he’d be pretty possessive sometimes • and he looks so hot when he’s jealous and he’s ready to tear out someone’s throat • but he never does ofc, he gets all weak in the knees when you mumble his name and tug on his arms • clubbing with him • him spoiling you with expensive, unnecessary presents • finding baekhyun at your place at random parts of the day bc ‘he got lonely’ • his hands always needing to be on you somewhere • sharing drinks • if he hugs you, he’s not moving for hours and just holds you in his embrace until you shove him off or accept your fate • shipping Kai and Taemin shamlessly • apologizing with massive flowers and tears after he said or done something he shouldn’t have • which happens often • esp when he’s about to leave you for a couple of weeks and can’t take you with him, he just doesn’t want you to feel neglected so his emotions get the best of him • giving you funny nicknames and making you laugh bc he’s such a low key nerd • cooking together really late at night in your underwear • wrapping his whole body around you while cuddling or sleeping • loving the fact that he shows you his emotional side and always having long talks with him about nothing in particular • you getting lost in his beautiful eyes and him smiling at you bc he’s got you wrapped around his pinky • but it’s ok bc he’s just as whipped by you, even more so tbh this boy cannot and will not survive with you • pls love him forever and don’t break his heart 💗
BTW IM BACK FROM THE VERY LONG FAMILY GATHERING YALL
- mark is like the perfect boyfriend istg
- like I say that about every idol but c’mon
- its mark tuan y’all
-even if he isnt your boyfriend he is perfect
- but like can you imagine mark being so shy when he meets you but he just really wants to talk to you and take you out on a date and all that
- but that was when he first met you
- and when he finally got the shot to ask you out he would be so awkward and so grateful like “omg im on a date with the most amazing person in the world i feel blessed to the bone”
- but when you guys went on more dates and when you guys spent more time with each other he starts to get more comfortable with you
- he would also be on a roll with skinship
- like he would not allow himself to not hold your hand, give you forehead and nose kisses, back hugs, playing with your fingers
- hell he would probably a happy little kid even if you just brush your arms together
- but that would only happen when he is not around his members
- he just wont stand his members teasing the both of you
- or he just doesn’t want to hear gyeom, bambam or jackson go “EEWW”every five seconds
- but when the others are not around he wouldnt have second thoughts showing his affection for you
- you would be at the dorm all the time
- members: “dont you have a house?”
- mark: “she does but she’s staying”
- when the others aren’t looking he would just randomly give you kisses all over your face
- like (count how many times i’ve said like) the both of you would be at the kitchen while the others are watching tv or playing around and you would be like washing the dishes or something then he just wraps his arms around your waist and he would start kissing your cheeks
- then youngjae would enter the kithcen then go “OH NO IM TOO INNCOENT FOR THIS”
- the jaebum would start screaming “WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CHILD?!?!1?”
- then mark would defend the both of you and bambam and jackson would be watching with their feet up and eating popcorn
- while you just stand there with your mouth wide open like wtf is happening
- but dont worry its only a playful fight
- mark would also want to pay for everything when the two of you will be going out
- it would hurt his pride and ego if he didn’t
- “but im supposed to be a gentleman”
- “mark shut up”
- dating mark would include being best friends with jackson
- and the 3 of you would just talk together in english and insult the other members
- but then bambam understands them and he would just be like “I AM A MAN OF HONOR DO NOT DISRESPECT ME”
- since mark is the oldest hyung, you would be the members’ noona
- even if you are younger
- they call you noona
- fights with him would only about minor things
- like he would be mad at you for spending more time with Coco than him
- mark: “Why won’t you rub my belly?”
- you: “Are you serious right now?”
- mark: “of course not, youngjae take Coco away from her please”
- youngjae: “Coco is my baby get your own”
- over all dating mark is like a dream come true tbh
That's what I've been saying :) NY has been super low key so far, no stalker, no pap pics, no outings with Jeff etc. We just saw him at the TV studio and backstage at the bon jovi concert. No hotel stalker BS, no info with whom he was at the gig nor one blurry pic etc. I really love it and combined with the Louis tweet on H's account and the 0 reaction afterwards, I'm even more surprised and pleased tbh :)
Could you do BTS reaction to you being the more dominant one in the relationship?
A/N: So uh… This was fun to write. I felt very uncomfortable writing this (not in a bad way, but you know how the boys are…), so I hope you enjoy Nonnie…
Taehyung: Tbh it would turn Tae on. He’d be so into you taking control of situations that he would be horny all the time- even if you weren’t doing anything remotely sexual. He’d be very needy, and do everything in his power to get you in the mood- including, but not limited to coming up behind you, resting his chin on your shoulder, and slipping a hand in your pants to fondle and stroke you… in public. He’d love it when you got frustrated with him, and take it out on him when you finally found some privacy. He would probably follow you around a bit like a puppy, always craving attention from you.
Jungkook: Jungkook would take it as a challenge. He would find it amusing that you wanted to be dominant, so during the day he’d allow you to do what you like, and when you were horny he’d let you take control… at first. Then, when you were wrapped up in euphoric pleasure, he’d flip roles, and take full control, forcing you to submit to his whims. You two would honestly fight for control, making sex, not to mention your days and various other activities all the more fun just because you wanted try and show each other up.
Yoongi: Yoongi would be very similar to Jungkook in that he find your dominance amusing, and he’d take control when you let your guard down. He would probably just go along with whatever you wanted during the day until you tried to get it on with him. That’s when Yoongi would smirk at you with mischievous intent, and you would know he was messing with you by “allowing you control.” However, if he was being too lazy, he’d probably just let you do whatever (which would likely be most days).
Namjoon: Namjoon would find it really hot, and would love you taking control. However, you wouldn’t have control every day, there would be days where Namjoon would be all for you doing whatever the hell you wanted- especially whenever you were being jealous and possessive, but then there would be days where your attempts would be just that- attempts. On those days, Namjoon would make sure you worked for it, and when it came down to sex on those days, there was really no use in you disobeying his wishes.
Hoseok: Ohh man. Hobi… He’d love your dominance. He’d be so proud to call you his because he believed that you were sexiest when you took control. (Oh fuck.. I just got a really vivid image of being on top of Hobi, and him just smirking up at me from below… Hold me…)He’d love to make you feel good during sex because he knew that the reward he’d receive would be well worth it. During the day, he’d just follow you around with a smile on his face, and he’d be so compliant with your wishes and demands because he likes seeing you content and smiling.
Jin: Pshh lol. You? Dominant? Forget it. I mean it. Seriously though, Jin is always the one to take control. Don’t get me wrong, Jin loves when you do everything to please him, but a lap dance or a hand job/blowjob is about the extent of your alleged “dominance” before he’d pick you up and fuck you over the couch. Not on the couch, over it. During the day, Jin is his normal, confident, humorous, flirtatious self, and would actually really like you getting jealous, or bossing him around. However, the realms of day and night are on two very different ends of the spectrum.
Jimin:Dudeee, do not get me started on Jimin. Chims would be all over it. He’s the kind of guy who can really do either, but his clinginess during the day shows that he’s a really affectionate guy, and he’s up for any kind of affection you’re willing to give. I mean, he’s all about holding hands and back hugs, that stuff fills the guy’s heart with so much happiness it should be illegal. At night, he’ll let you do absolutely whatever the hell you wanted, whether it’s kinky BDSM shit, asking him to take control, or abruptly getting horny and jumping on his lap as you two are lying on the couch watching tv. Like, honestly? Jimin’s kinky af. Let’s be real here.
thanks for being realistic. the fact u think of the % of how many real ships we might have within 7 guys got me. honestly, i ship km really hard, but sometimes the reality hits me harder. like i know many shippers are actually overhyped a specific km youtuber, but for me, half of her stuffs might be a little reach. don't you think jm is a little hard to read. i totally down for jk, but sometimes jm makes me think he's doing fanservice, or maybe not, bcz he's such a tease and unpredictable.
hi anon~, welcome back (I guess you’re the one who asked about that particular ask) ^-^~ I’m sorry for my late reply again, I’m so wrecked today too and I needed time to think about it.
Okay~, I dunno if it helps, but here is what I tell myself a lot (as much as I love them, ship them, basically root for them, want them to be happy together if possible of course): “My ship ain’t real until they confirm/say it themselves that they’re real”. And even until then, there’s still sth to consider, called “marketing strategy”, since this is the Kpop world we’re talking about (there have been idols dating simply for promoting their groups). However, with all my honesty, and my (biased) belief, BTS and Big Hit will never go that far. The members treasure the members themselves, and the members also treasure us fans.
This is getting so heavy somehow so lemme insert a gif to make things a little bit brighter
Okay I’m good to go. So does that mean they don’t do fanservice at all? Of course not. But they’ve toned it down throughout the years. I don’t follow other members as much as Jimin (it’s the truth, I’m a Jimin stan afterall), so I can’t really tell you about it. But for Jimin, I agree with some other people, that the Jimin now we see is more like the real Jimin, not less than the Jimin back in 2013-2014. That, by no means, implies that he was fake either. He could’ve been himself, but at the same time, he had to push himself outside his own norms too. It’s nothing unusual, since they just debuted, plus he was young, they needed attention, they needed to be entertaining, as rookies, they needed to do a lot of stuff.
Back to our babies Jimin and Jungkook, to be honest and realistic again, of course 100% things they do to each other can’t solely be on their own accords, without being driven by what we call fanservice. However, honestly again, has Jikook/Kookmin always been a popular ship? No, not until recently. Imo, the more popular ship has the tendency to do fanservice more. I think Sajeon-nim also talked about this somewhere in her asks. And one more important thing, Jikook/Kookmin is mostly known for being subtle (but probably not until recently, thanks to our Jeon Jungkook-ssi being so whipped and seems to have no intention of hiding it or toning it down. Well, not that I don’t encourage you, keep up the good work, baby bunny ♥). Like you really have to pay attention to it to actually know it, but once you notice it, you notice it all the time, it’s like a pattern, a series that never ends.
All the “I got my (heart) eyes on you” here, here, here and there:
Most of the time, there’s basically no reason for them to do fanservice at all, because it happens too fast (for a few secs, or not even 1 sec), and basically no one is really watching, they’re not in the center of attention etc. …
All the time Jungkook made fun of himself simply just to make Jimin laugh, and he even checked if Jimin actually laughed…
The time they got caught walking together in the back in Bon Voyage, ate with the same spoon (I’m sure they have plenty of spoons in airbnb houses) even tho Jungkook tried not to drink directly from the same bottle with others (no offense to any ship really, I just can’t find more examples in my rusty mind)
Yongguk: I have a feeling this tsundere king would love it. He’d cherish every little hug and kiss from you, and tbh he’d start to depend on that kind of affection after a while. Coming home and not being showered with kisses just didn’t seem right to him. Eventually he’d start warming up even more with you around, and an affectionate side will soon blossom.
Himchan: he’d like this to an extent, only if you weren’t so obvious in public. He’d probably liked to keep this side of your relationship to the safety of your own home, so PDA would be a big no no at first. Over time he’ll be accustomed to hand holding and cheek kisses, but that’s as far as he’ll go bc you know he’ll turn into a tomato.
Daehyun: you just met your match!! This kid can’t go 5 minutes without having his hands on you somewhere, and will whine and whine until you stopped being a tease and kissed him. The other members will constantly be teasing you both bc it’s pretty clear sometimes they’re uncomfortable with all the “no, you hang up first” and the “no, ily more bb”
Youngjae: will try and fool you into thinking he’s shy about it, but low key enjoys you leaning in every minute and pressing a kiss to his neck. Ofc you have to expect him to be like this in front of the others bc he can’t make it known that he’s totally in love and smitten with you. Giggles whenever you’re being blunt, “Youngjae-ah…come here and kiss me already”
Jongup: he just….he wouldn’t know what to do with you bruh…he’s already head deep in love and now you just made him even more shy and smiley. Tries to hold back on his own affection, but tbh you’ve changed him from the shy bunny he was, to a whiny baby who will pout until you give him the appropriate amount of kisses.
Zelo: well he’s just thankful that he never had to be the one to initiate makeouts or random cuddle times. He’s already teased enough for being the baby, so with you he really feels like a man when you show him nothing but love…esp in public, bc he won’t hold back. Expect lots of forehead kisses and Eskimo kisses whenever you’re out walking or getting something to eat.
so i was just casually thinking about michonne’s reaction to rick’s apparent death for the millionth time, you know as one does, and while i think i understand why people thought her reaction was out of character i can’t say i agree. tbh, i think it’s the exact opposite: it’s the natural culmination of all the character progression she’s gone through over the last few seasons.
Reaction to You Screaming ‘Cause You Dropped Your Food. . .
Anonymous said: Are requests open? If so- could you do a exo reaction to you screaming cause you dropped your food? This is legit me lol. Thx
Reaction to You Screaming ‘Cause You Dropped Your Food…
A/N haaaa! this is funny. thanks for great request Anonie.
Kai Eonni ~
The moment you scream, you would have given this poor boi a heart attack. He would rush into the room, ready to tend to any and all wounds you may have. However the moment he sees you on the floor, wiping up the splattered soup all over the floor he would sigh, placing a hand over his still pounding heart. “Ahhh, Jagi, I seriously thought you were injured.” He would laugh lightly, finding this situation ridiculous as he bent down with a paper towel in his hand, helping you clean up the mess.
You were walking towards the living room and almost made it when you somehow dropped the plate of cut fruit. Before the food and plate hit the floor a scream escaped your lips. D.O. would walk into the hallway, see the catastrophe that had taken place and without missing a step would immediately turn and return to your room where he was working. He wouldn’t be surprised by this occurrence, nor concerned for your reaction as this was a weekly habit of yours he grew accustomed to just ignore.
The moment your scream left your lips, you had a frantic little puppy running your way ready to be you night in shining armor. When you come into sight, on the ground mourning your long gone cereal, he understood, but still wouldn’t be able to hold back his laughter. Sweet pupper Channie would then crouch next to you, stroking your back and offering comforting words. “It’s alright Jagi. How about I clean it up and get you some more cereal okay?”
When your scream spread throughout your apartment and to where Xiumin was lounging on your couch, he would jump up, ready for action. You can be sure he was not expecting to see your spaghetti splattered on the floor and bottoms of your jeans. “Jagi…” He would sigh in defeat, running a hand through his hair. You had your man worried with your death-is-arriving scream, and here you are crying over splattered spaghetti.
You scared the shit outta him the moment that scream left your mouth. After he gets over his initial shock, he’s racing as fast as his feet can carry him, leaps and bounds, to get to you. When he sees you are perfectly fine, he feels like a mother who found his baby after 20 ghastly minutes of searching. He would be slightly calmer after realizing it was just food you dropped, but would have sympathy for you, after all, you worked hard for that cake.
You screamed, and that scared the light, the will to live and the last bit of energy he had for the day outta him. He would have no sympathy for you whatsoever. He’d call it a day. And you know he’s gunna be going to bed tight for having him worry for your life and where in reality,,, “Babe…? Are you screaming for the orange juice? No, no, it’s cool, it’s cool… Imma.. Imma just head to bed alright?”
He’d just laugh. He’d find it ridiculous, and then he’d also find his reaction to your scream in this circumstance even more ridiculous. He’d need to take a seat and collect himself before he proved to be any help to you. Tbh he’d get too much joy out of this.
He’d be another that would find this thoroughly amusing. This little shit wouldn’t lift a finger to help you. He’d dead ass stand there trying to cover up his strong need and desire to laugh at you. But we all know that wouldn’t last long, and he would break down into a fit of laughter. Wheezing and all. Assisted by the second little shit Oh Sehun
He’d be the most about it. Whipping his hair and everything. You not only had the audacity to scream about dropped food, but also to make him think you were getting murdered in your own kitchen. He’d be giving you the hardest time about making him run the few twelve feet from your living room to the kitchen.
He wouldn’t be having it. NONE of it. That was his last straw that week. You had already used up all your chances to drop your food and scream about it. It’s over for the rest of the week and it’s only Wednesday.
He’d just be confused. You screamed for dropping pancakes? Why? He’d have been worried for you, but when he sees the reason for your screaming, he wouldn’t be able to comprehend why you were screaming., Sehun would be a lost Oh Sehun (not like that’s anything new)
He’d somehow find this cute. You being clumsy, and you loving your food enough to scream when you drop it. That would be cute to him. He’d be trying to hold back a smile when he sees you crouched down in defeat after dropping your bowl of ice cream. He’d be another that would find a little too much joy out of this.
Nct Dream's reaction to you being married to one of the older members
Request: Nct dream reacting to you (their stylist noona or something) getting married to one of their hyungs? Like they saw a ring and were like JACBSKJDND?
A/N: you’re their stylist for a few years now here, and you’re older than all of them!! i changed it up a little so i hope you don’t mind. this was so cute to write tbh hehe
Had totally no clue and didn’t suspect anything even when you and Taeyong hugged in front of him-even more than once. As much as you wanted to tell him that the both of you were together, the company had asked you to keep it a secret and you had no other choice, until that one day they finally got lenient and finally allowed the both of you to make it public. Mark would be shookt™ and speechless for probably 2-3days, unable to believe his own ears and eyes. Everytime he sees you or Taeyong he just widens his mouth and go like “Woah… I still can’t believe it”, he’s just so cute and clueless you want to protect him.
“Mark ah.. Me and Taeyong has something to tell you,”
“Yes, what is it?”
“Oh My God, are you serious? When hyung? Woah, *gasps and is in disbelief*”
He has suspected that you and WinWin had something going on, from the way he’d always smile at you even when he was far across from you in the room, and even when you were not helping him to dress up. But Renjun didn’t want to create misunderstandings, so he kept quiet and said nothing. Not until he saw that WinWin’s contact name of you in his phone was,“宝贝”(baobei;babe). Shocked and happy at the same time, he’d bomb WinWin with questions, and eventually when he found out that both of you were married, he’d be so happy he wouldn’t stop smiling and hitting WinWin, who’s blushing like mad right now.“
“How was practice today- WOAH HYUNG, WHO IS THAT, WHAT BAOBEI”
“I…Uh… it’s Y/N”
“Y/N noona?? OH MY GOD HYUNG”
“We’re married too….”
“Why didn’t you tell me hyung, I’M SO HAPPY”
He always thought that you had a crush on Jaehyun, and often teased you when Jaehyun was near, “Noona, he’s here”. And you’d only internally laugh to yourself because Jaehyun would just be smirking at you, with clueless and cute jeno standing at the side, happy that y'all are interacting. Which is why it came as a shock to him when he found out both of you were together, in fact married, when he accidentally came about Jae’s text message to you, “I won’t be able to make it back today baby, we have extra practice :-(”. Would immediately ask Jaehyun lots of questions and when he saw you the next day, he’d just smile a lot and tell you how happy he was for you.
“Noona, hyung told me everything!”
“He told me about it too, sorry Jeno-ah, we had to keep it a secret”
“I’m just happy for you noona!! I always thought you and hyung looked good together, that’s why i always tried to make you both talk more, who knew…”
As someone who catches on to things easily, he immediately knew that something was going on between you and Doyoung, as Doyoung would compliment you non stop in front of the boys, and as for you, he’d often catch you staring and giving small smiles to him. On some days he’d tease the both of you,“Noona, you seem to like Doyoung hyung a lot”, and on others, he acts like he doesn’t know anything. When he caught you giving a small kiss to Doyoung on his lips before stage, he immediately jumped up and exclaimed excitedly,“I KNEW IT!!” So it didn’t come as big as a shock to him, and he’d be more happy for himself as he guessed it right. Poor Doyoung had to deal with his whining after as he complained that he was a ‘bad’ hyung.
“I knew it! NOONA AND HYUNG ARE DATING”
“Keep your volume down hyuck”
“okay but… I’M HAPPY!”
*both you and doyoung hides your face in embarrassment*
Like Donghyuck, he knew something was up between you and Yuta and would always give his signature sly smile when he caught you and Yuta exchanging looks and texting each other. Yuta had mentioned to you many times that Jaemin would always ask many questions about your relationship, “Hyung, do you like Y/N?”, “Are both of you dating?”. So you both knew you had to tell him before he asked even more questions every single day. Like Hyuck, he’d exclaim loudly and get all jumpy when Yuta finally admitted, “YES! I ALWAYS KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON”, and would probably like teasing the both of you whenever he saw you two together.
“This outfit is nice but… I think it’d look better on Yuta Hyung”
“Jaemin, seriously omg”
“*smiles and laughs like crazy*”
Like Mark, he was oblivious to how you’d always take a longer time to help Johnny get ready. But he found it weird how Johnny would just call you casually by your name, and sometimes even a nickname, as compared to the way the other members called you. But he wouldn’t do or say much, because he thought that it was normal since you had been working for them quite some time now. But on fine day while Johnny was calling for you, his tongue slipped a “babe” instead of your name, and Chenle heard it too. He’d probably squeal and scream so loud you had to ask him to stop, as he giggled while asking for an explanation. Is just really happy and excited about it rather than shocked and surprise, and by the next hour the rest also found out about this matter.
“Johnny hyung and Y/N Noona so cute!!”
“Chenle ah, don’t tell about the rest about this first okays?”
*5 minutes later Jisung comes in looking shocked, "I heard from Chenle that both of you…”
He had always been curious about the ring necklace you wore and its’ significance, but never had the chance to ask you. Not until he saw a similar looking one falling out of Ten’s bag after practice. “Oh, this looks similar to Y/N Noona’s one!” he’d say to Ten, not expected an actual asnwer but as soon as Ten admitted and said the necklace was your marriage rings, he’d be all speechless and have nothing to say, unable to believe that y'all had actually hid a relationship im secret for that long. The next day he met you, he’d just smile a lot and probably ask you lots of questions, like you and Ten met and all that.
•There are two types of affection Gin will offer: the “facade” ruse, where he’s almost obnoxiously affectionate with you, even in public, just to be a tease and fluster you. As in, he’ll whisper sweet nothings into your ear, twirl your hair through his fingers, give you scant pecks on the back of your hand. You can tell they’re not intimate touches. Then it’s the private affection, where he’ll massage your shoulders and give you meaningful kisses
•Gin likes reading with his s/o. He was an avid reader in his free time, and he’d like if you gave him suggestions and vice versa, so you two could be well-versed in each other’s interests
•Gin never imagined having kids. Kids, to him, are little shits. He was a little shit. So what’s to say his kids wouldn’t be little shits too? But, he thinks about it sometimes. He watches kids play (mostly the quiet kids, the ones who are by themselves playing with little action figures and what not, and look quite content with their solace) and he can imagine himself having a kid like that. But he’d never voice these thoughts, not to his s/o, not to anyone. He just thinks about it sometimes
•He always makes sure to say good morning and goodnight to you. He knows you might not notice it or consider it significant, but it means a lot, if you think about it. Like, climbing into bed with him at night, he has to whisper “goodnight” to you, or else it doesn’t feel right. Even if he says it in a little cheeky voice, as if he were teasing you, it’s meaningful
•Also, though he’s not a big cuddler, he feels better sleeping close to his s/o at night. Even if it’s just your backs being pressed up against each other, or one of your legs draped over his under the covers, even if it’s just your feet touching—the contact soothes him, in an odd way. If he sees that you’ve strayed away from him in the middle of the night, he repositions himself to be next to you again
•Listen, Grimmjow wouldn’t be a great boyfriend. He just wouldn’t. He’s too arrogant and too absorbed in his own agenda to dote on a s/o. But he has his moments. Even if they’re more ‘inward’ moments where he thinks about the relationship rather than relaying these thoughts to you. For example, he thinks about the moments you first started talking to him, or maybe the moment you two first kissed. Something like that. It’s kind of sappy, and he gets embarrassed by just thinking about that shit but hey, he does it sometimes
•Of course, he’s very clingy when he’s sleeping/napping (do Arrancar need sleep? always wondered) Even if he’s not in bed with a partner, he grabs onto pillows and doesn’t let go. But with a partner, it’s a mess. Don’t expect bedtime with Grimmjow to be cute or fun. He’ll latch onto you, even if it’s just your arm (sometimes he even manages to get your leg) and won’t let go. He also has a bad habit of scratching at you a little
•This isn’t conventionally ‘fluffy’ (it might be a little twisted tbh) but Grimmjow’s ‘affection’ for you becomes transparent when he feels threatened. As in, he feels you’re more interested in someone else and he might possibly lose you. So basically, when he’s feeling jealous and possessive. As long as you’re not doing it on purpose in an attempt to piss him off, then he’ll have a “favorable” reaction. A dramatic reaction, at first, though. Like he’s gonna yell at you a little, or maybe just badger you with questions about why you’re spending so much time with some other guy. But he does it because he takes you for granted, and it’s only when the possibility arises that you might lose interest in him that he’ll get his shit together (as much as a guy like Grimmjow can)
•But afterward you might notice he’s a little more attentive. It’s his way of showing you that he ‘cares’. Which is a lot for Grimmjow. Because Grimmjow just isn’t the type to try in a relationship. Or whatever his idea of a ‘relationship’ is. Grimmjow is complicated ok
A/N: thank you for requesting! this is kind of a branch off of another request, BTS reactions to you being a drummer. It was no problem to do a similar request, reactions are always fun!~ If you ever want us to do something like this it’s no problem srsly! Even if it’s a little bit similar we can just do a little imagine or smth; enough ranting. amelia out~
He’s excited to have a girl join because he needs someone who’s more level headed. The rest of the hyungs are alright… but a girl drummer! That’ll put everyone in there place! He doesn’t want to be stereotypical but he thinks you’ll be hard core and knows your going to level them out even if you aren’t. They need a woman’s touch.
There’s so much tension between you two at first because he’s not sure how to feel… In the end he’s happy to have someone knowledgeable join them. You only play drums so it’s your specialty. He really wants to learn from you to enhance your music. He’s hoping the beats will be even fresher now that your in bangtan!
You have a feel for the beat. Perfect when it comes to dancing. Hoseok is excited to work with you. With your input the choreography will be out of this world. He’s also excited to write raps with you. He’s great at lyrics and if you can give him a beat… perfection! Maybe ft. You on that mixtape?
He’s the most obsessed with you. Lowkey attracted to you, but you know that’s never happened bc your in the same group. Is super friendly at the start Bc he’s the leader. Is super awkward around you sometimes Bc BONER ALERT. He loves working with you tho, and gets past his attraction so y'all are great pals and a good duo tbh.
You’re a rare find. And being placed in BTS as a female really made chim !! He knows you’re special and tries to spend as much time as possible with you even goes to the recording studio more often then usual. He’s really shy at first but he gets louder and more confident as he learns more about you and knows you don’t have just a hard, cool, rock personality.
He’s excited for sure. As our last reaction, Tae’s super enthusiastic about this. He doesn’t care that you’re a girl, and your joining he’s going to be as stupid with you as he is the rest. You’re super cool and he sees past your gender. He just wants to hear you play some sick beats.
A girl!!!!?!?!! Joining them!!?! He’s crazy nervous when the news is revealed to him but my god this kid is your best friend in no time. Your super chill and he likes hanging out with you more because you tease him less than the other members and you’re just really COOL. He’s amazed by you.
Jikook has been escalating these days and today at that fan sign...Tbh I'm just waiting for a full blown kiss at this point. I mean the "event" had my brain short circuiting but Jin's reaction killed me...As certified Jikook trash, I shall add this to the list of moments I will never be able to get over.
I don’t know how I’m supposed to function properly after this.I’ve watched the moment about 788 times and there’s nothing chill about it, even Jin was more surprised than me (he was taking a selfie so he probably saw what was happening through the screen).
It looks like Jimin touched Jungkook’s ear before his neck and as soon he did so Jungkook reacted instantly, he closed his eyes and his face just… look if this is how he reacts whenever Jimin touches him I now understand why he behaved the way he did when he was younger.
And it also looks like Jimin blew two kisses real close to his face and Jungkook just smirked like it’s a totally normal thing to do.