even more jesus

“i was gonna say getting stoned in my basement, but–”

and so get stoned they did, the end.

Give yourself a rest, okay? Stop trying to figure out everything. Surrender it all to God and He will do the work for you. Trust Him even more.

Jesus declared, “Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.” (Matthew 11:28-30)

Castiel, Prince of Hell. It’s catchy. It rhymes.

I warned y’all that this speculation might piss people off, so I’ll just go ahead and throw it up there in the title so that way you can skip it if you so choose.

We know we’re in for a hell of a cliffhanger this year. (”You guys are going to hate me.” - Mark Pellegrino. Or something like that.) I mean, we always are, because that’s what the show does… but how about more of one than usual? 

Could Cas be next season’s Big Bad, as a Prince of Hell?

Yeah, yeah – I know. Many of you are just gonna smile politely, nod, and whisper to each other about that one lady yelling about glowing eyes again. (I do yell about eyeballs a lot. Have I mentioned that I like glowing eyes today? Well, if you didn’t know - I dig glowing eyeballs. That said, there’s way more to this than glowing eyeballs.)


But hear me out if you have the patience, because I have a bunch of words here explaining why I’m seeing this (even though I’m gonna say there’s like… a 7.3% chance of this actually happening, just because I like pulling totally random stats out of my butt). I already know @mittensmorgul​ does NOT see this happening at all. But if/when it doesn’t happen, maybe somebody will be inspired to write an awesome canon-divergent fic over the summer.

So, if you’re interested, surge on ahead.

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What Medieval English Monarch Am I Looking At?

Henry II:

  • Pointy beard
  • Fancy
  • Looks either bored (re: regal) or kinda pissed there’s no in between
  • There’s like no depictions of him from life I can find I dunno

Richard I:

  • ARMOR 
  • Shields and junk
  • Kinda resembles Jesus?
  • Very square face
  • Looks into the camera like he’s on the Office
  • Probably no depictions of him from life either

John:

  • Nice hair
  • Looks like he would murder you and probably would
  • Fancier than Richard tbh

Henry III

  • He honestly looks like a remix of the last three guys I dunno what to tell you
  • Blonde
  • Looks kinda Done™

Edward I

  • Okay he looks even more like Jesus than Richard I did
  • SWORD
  • Suspicious Eyes

Edward II

  • I’m pretty sure this is just Henry III again
  • Okay his face is like marginally longer in most of his images but like
  • Good luck

Edward III

  • FINE BEARD
  • THE MOST EXCELLENT BEARD
  • He looks like a judgmental warlock
  • He’s old in a lot of images but even when he’s not his beard game is the strongest I’ve seen yet

Richard II

  • Bling Jesus™
  • Doesn’t actually look that much like Jesus
  • Baby face
  • Two emotions: Friendly and Stayed Up Past 2 AM

Henry IV

  • TOWEL HAT (it’s called a Chaperon) 
  • Highkey judging you
  • Seems good natured but he isn’t going to be having Any Of Your Shit Today

Henry V 

  • Profile game: Strong
  • Haircut game: less so
  • Had facial scarring so Right View Only

Henry VI

  • Looks like you just killed his dog in some of these portraits tbh
  • Simple Hat 
  • Nervous™
  • Looks optimistic or sad depending

Edward IV 

  • Small eyes
  • Refined™
  • Small hands too
  • Way too many necklaces man calm down
  • Looks like he would kill you but honestly can’t be bothered so

Edward V

  • Baby child who looks like he’s 45
  • HOW DOES HE LOOK THAT DEAD INSIDE HE’S LIKE 12
  • Lots of pictures of him being murdered that’s cute
  • Angelic™ (I think that’s the vibe they were going for, they ended up with Creepy)

Richard III

  • Looks highkey uncomfortable 
  • Doesn’t actually want to be here
  • Resting bitchface
  • He’s also got that same hat in literally every single image that isn’t from Shakespeare

Henry VII

  • Has three faces: Soft Murder, Disappoint, and Smug
  • Ripped off the York hats
  • Looks like a dad actually 
  • For some reason his eyes don’t go in the same direction very often

Henry VIII

  • I feel like most people know what Henry VIII looks like but
  • FANCY AF OUTFIT GAME STRONG
  • “I’m not fat, I’m voluptuous”
  • Actually got rid of the York hats finally
  • Highkey seductive this man has no shame 

Edward VI

  • AWWWWWW
  • See Edward V artists THAT’S how you paint a kid
  • Wearing his dad’s clothes rip
  • Cute 10/10 would hug

anonymous asked:

Sorry i dont know if you're taking requests or whatever, but i havent seen any virgin phan smut where both of them are virgins, and i have a kind of plot thing but not really, Phil sneaking to dans house in the middle of the night and knocking on dans window. Then they go up on the roof and have sweet, cute sex under the stars I dont know why i need this so badly but i do

i love this

starry lights & touch-me-nights 

“Psst! Dan!”

Dan sat up quickly, his eyes shooting open. 

“Phil?!”

He turned toward the window in the dark, focusing on the soft navy light emitting from the glass. His eyes slowly focused on the outline, the outline of a boy. The boy knocked three times, and Dan visibly jumped. 

He stood up quickly, stumbling on his own feet to get to the window, throwing it open.

Phil’s eyes twinkled, and he flashed him a crooked grin that made Dan’s heart melt. “Hi.” 

“What the hell are you doing?” Dan laughed, shaking his head; astonished. His boyfriend was known to do some crazy things, but sneaking into his bedroom in the middle of the night? That was a new one. 

Phil shrugged. 

“I missed you.”

Dan rolled his eyes. “I saw you less than twenty four hours ago.” 

Phil shrugged again, biting his lip. “Can I come in?” 

Dan sighed, nodding and grabbing his hand, tugging him through the window. Phil stumbled, leaning on Dan for balance. He still had that dumb-ass grin on his face; he looked so happy it was contagious. Dan giggled, sitting down on his bed and pulling Phil down next to him. 

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anonymous asked:

So I've never really understood why people complain so much about Obamacare anyway other than rising premiums for some.

WHELP

1. Honestly? I think a lot of people flat-out didn’t understand what it was. President Orange is wrong about almost all things, but genuinely—healthcare really is very complicated. Health insurance is a huge and incredibly complex sector of the economy, governed by a whole slew of laws, regulations, and entities, which differ from state to state and insurance plan to insurance plan and also how CMS is feeling that day. I don’t blame people for not really knowing how this massive shift in health insurance affected them, and latching onto what the media was saying (see #3)..

2. the ACA was passed in 2010, but some of its provisions weren’t rolled out until last year. Other parts have been rewritten, after Supreme Court cases found them unconstitutional. Still others haven’t been enforced. The full PPACA is a sprawling bill, that does a lot of things all Americans like—prohibit denials for preexisting conditions, remove lifetime caps, limit deductibles, allow adult children to stay on parents’ plans, etc. But the ACA also had the individual insurance exchanges that people don’t understand and don’t like, insufficient funding for states that needed exchange development and staff training. The website crashed multiple times. People’s insurance plans shifted around such that they couldn’t necessarily see their regular doctor. Taxes were raised. And fair or not, when you create a significant health insurance shift, and afterwards medical costs rise, you get blamed for that too.

People don’t like change, especially when it’s little things like ‘I have to fill out an extra piece of paper with my taxes.’ (That stuff drives people nuts way more than actual substantive changes.) Combined with the misunderstanding of why these things were necessary, and general rising medical costs, and people hated it.

3. Not only were there structural and rollout problems, but there were messaging problems. The Democrats were much more lukewarm about a bill that was clearly a compromise with moderate Republicans. (The ACA is actually based on a similar Heritage Foundation plan.) This allowed the….not moderate Republicans, who were pissed, to take hold of the ACA news cycle early and use it to their advantage. There’s a reason that significant numbers of people didn’t realize “Obamacare” and “the Affordable Care Act” are the same law—I’ve never heard it referred to as the ACA outside of the healthcare field until recently. When I’m talking to friends or family even I refer to it as “Obamacare” just because it’s easier, everybody knows that that is.

It’s why everyone is so shocked the Republicans didn’t have an actual plan until last month—they’ve been complaining about the Democrats’ for over 7 years, it isn’t as though they haven’t had the time.

4. In combination with #3……the hatred for Obama has faded a little, swallowed up by lame duck nostalgia and the sheer horror of Trump. But it really cannot be overstated, how much a certain chunk of the Republican party hated Obama. He was so….he was Kennedy born again, Camelot part II, but even more threatening because well jesus, he was black

This was the era of “socialist medicine” and “born in Kenya” (which was a real thing, this was something that the President of the United States had to address!) Slapping ‘Obamacare’ onto the ACA tainted it with the same politics, the same kneejerk ‘NEVER’ from those who genuinely believed Obama was a socialist radical African in disguise. Even now, if you browse through twitter, you can see various bottom feeders crowing about “undoing Obama’s work” and “striking back against Obama”

So you’ve got structural issues, messaging issues, racism, misunderstanding, and the sheer burgeoning costs of medical treatment.


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The Jitters//Jughead Jones (smut)

Request:
86.“What, does that feel good?”
87.“Are you wearing my shirt?”

Words: 593 words of sIN

Warnings: THE SEXUALS kind of, cursing,,, iNaPrOpRiAtE fOr YoUnG cHiLdReN

A/N: um I hope this is what the requestor wanted,,,, didn’t know what else to take 86 as except smut 😂😂THIS IS MY FIRST SMUT IM GOING IN BASED OFF OBSERVATION, SRRY IF IT SUCKS, ITS RLLY SHORt, THATS WHAT SHE SAID, BYE

“Y/n … Are you wearing my shirt?” You look up from the contents of your locker to see Jughead staring at you intently.

“Uh, yeah. You left it at my house and I like wearing your clothes,” you respond. “Why, is it bothering you?”

“No, of course not, it’s just … Never mind. See you in class,” Jug kisses you on the cheek before waltzing off.

***

For the rest of the day, Jughead acted weird.

It was like he had the jitters, leg always bouncing or fingers always tapping. And when he wasn’t moving a body part, he was staring at you.

You didn’t question it, as it was Jughead. It was in his nature to do strange things.

He kept up with his weird behavior throughout the day, and you almost giggled every time his leg would start bouncing. Even if you didn’t understand why, it was still amusing.

***

At the end of the day, you made your way to the Blue and Gold. Usually after school you would stop by to see Jughead before you went home for the day.

You walk down the hallway in a giddy mood, still thinking about Jughead’s odd behaviors.

Basically skipping into the room, you enter to see Jughead typing away on his laptop.

“Hey Juggie, what article you working on?” You go behind him, leaning your face on his shoulder. He slowly shuts his laptop, making you back away from him a little,“Everything alright, Jug?”

He stands up from his chair, walking toward the door.

“Jughead, I-” he proceeds to shut the door, locking it. Now you were really confused. “Jughead, what the hell is going on?”

He turns around, walking toward you again. You hadn’t noticed how close to the wall you were from backing up earlier.

When he reaches you, the only thing you feel next is his lips on yours, your back hitting the hard surface of the wall, and his hands on your waist.

You break apart for air, and stare at him confused.

“What’s going on, Y/n, is you’re wearing my shirt with those shorts,” he says between breaths.

Your lips upturn into a smirk instantly, and you lean closer to his ear and whisper,“And what exactly is wrong with that?”

He returns a smirk, and his hands move from your hips to the top of your shorts,“You look way too damn good.”

He unbuttons your shorts and unzips them, his fingers instantly sliding into your underwear, meeting your wet core.

He starts to roughly rub your clit, before sliding his fingers inside of you, pulling back and forth at a rapid pace. You open your mouth to moan, but the sound gets lost in the pleasure you’re feeling.

“What?” He chuckles,“Does that feel good?”

You can’t say anything so you just nod, leaning toward him and pressing his hand against you even more.

“J-Jesus Christ, I’m about to-” His fingers slide out of you almost instantly when a knock is heard.

“Jug? Why is this door locked?” You hear the voice of none other than Betty Cooper.

“Just a sec, Betts!” He calls. He then looks at you, bringing his fingers to his mouth and sucking off all of your juices, which just makes you more wet.

“I’ll stop by tonight. Then we can finish this,” he says this while zipping and buttoning your shorts back up.

He kisses you once more, then goes to the door and lets Betty in.

You quickly recuperate yourself, grabbing your bag from off the floor and quickly exiting,“See you tonight, Jug. Bye Betty.”

“Do I even want to know what you two were doing?” Betty questions Jughead.

“Definitely not.”

  • My dad, looking for a family movie we can watch: Fantastic Beasts! Your favorite!
  • Me: That’s not my favorite. I like every Star Wars movie more than Fantastic Beasts
  • Dad: Your 8th favorite
  • Brother: You're forgetting Rogue One
  • Dad: 9th favorite
  • Me: And the animated Clone Wars movie
  • Dad: 10th
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You know what gets me in this moment? We can clearly see that Felicity wants to take care of Oliver and help mend his wounds. She has seem him hurt countless times but she has always been there to fix him. But now that they’re not together, they’re barely touching and it’s slowly killing them both. Oliver came out of his fight injured and weary. He’s alone, resting his wounded arm on an ice patch with his eyes closed, having not told anyone he got hurt. But then Felicity walks in and he instantly shows her his bruises and doesn’t even try to hide his pain anymore. And Felicity instantly shares it. We clearly see how worried she is because she never likes when he gets hurt. So even though she doesn’t bring herself to physically take care of him anymore, she sympathizes, offers worried looks, and fidgets because she just wants to touch him and fix him. Because that’s what she’s always done. That’s what he’s always let her do. Since Felicity, Oliver’s scars and wounds were never left untended. Her gentle care has always helped make him feel better. But now it’s different and it’s new territory for them. So yeah. That does break my heart…

those anons about frank being an addict have really fucked me up ngl

call out post for aries

some of you don’t know when to stop - you guys are the type of people to hit on anyone that catches your eye and you don’t really care much for commitment. you guys will cheat, have multiple bitches, and so on.. or you won’t do relationships period. you also really don’t care about anyone but yourself half the time. oh and why do all of you act like you’re right? not everything you say is fucking accurate so maybe you should shut up and consider listening to others for a minute. we’re all tired of hearing your strong ass opinions like we stopped caring three weeks ago. no one ever tries to bring up anything with you because the minute they do, you start shoving your opinion down their throat until they choke. and you guys really do have anger issues. all of you blow up and get angry so fast but then you calm down two minutes later like nothing ever happened. it’s frustrating because if the other person is still mad then you get even more pissed off like jesus christ, did you ever consider that not everyone moves on from situations that fast? also, stop acting so fake all the time. you all love to pretend that you’re a detached and cool bitch but the minutes the doors close, you start crying because you can’t hold in or deal with your emotions. you’re also the biggest baby like you genuinely think the world revolves around you and if you don’t get what you want then you get pissed off. it’s sad.

+ other signs.

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as promised, some kanaes i’ve never uploaded!

half of these aren’t fully cleaned or anything, but hey. consider this a doodle pile (after all i never intended for most of these to even ever be uploaded lol)

the first one came from @west-francia when they spoke about kagune jewelry on twitter ages ago; then we also have gem!kanae (a pearl, CLEARLY!) and punk kanae because i’m weak.


PLEASE DO NOT TAG THIS AS KARREN/SHE/HER. don’t test me

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Evil Twin “Even More Jesus”

93 A-


Even More Jesus (previously labeled Aún Más a Jesús) is an Imperial Stout. Aromas release a dense backdrop of dark roasted malts, coming across like chocolate fudge and coffee. A noticeable edge of dark fruit adds a hint of grape juice. Finer touches of vanilla blend with alcohol disguised as bourbon.


The palate begins in a flood of dark chocolate and cherry juice. Sweetness collects in the middle like burnt caramel, accumulating into suggestions of sticky molasses. Hops give the bitter kick to balance with flavors of sweet chocolate chips. Coffee rounds out the underbelly for a mocha-espresso combo. Rich, fudgy malts grow dense, but are kept thin by means of high alcohol. As the chocolate begins to wash away, the finish delves into hints of licorice, plum, and port wine. Hops resurface with earthy, bitter qualities, followed by an outline of orange zest. Lingering notes reveal a deeper layer of cocoa, smoked oak, vanilla, then a touch of spice. The mouthfeel falls flat on carbonation for a chewy, ultra-smooth texture akin to heavy cream. Oil and sugar coat the mouth, then close in slick alcohol.


You might consider this a dessert beer. Compared to the standard Double Stout, aside from the usual coffee/chocolate, this tends to stick to the sweet, fruity spectrum. Uncluttered by hops, and highly influenced by alcohol, I get a Russian Imperial vibe. Overall, I would prefer a darker roast, which may help better conceal the alcohol. Regardless, I think it’s a strong, tasty double worth trying at least once. The hefty ABV makes it a good sipper you might want to share with a friend. I recommend it only to those with a passion for the darkest of brews.


12.0%

? IBU

Brewed by Westbrook Brewing, South Carolina

Fickle Touches | highschool!au

Originally posted by moved-joohyunverse

Summary: Maybe Irene just always adored you, in secret and silence, deep down in the bottom of her whole being. 

Trigger warning: Mentions of homophobia.

Word Count: 7,052

It happens so softly, gentle and soundless like a dream. Maybe that’s why Irene is already lost and trapped before she sees the danger.

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