even if you've never spoken to me before come let us party

sarcasmfox  asked:

Hey! I saw that you said you're always open for Friends prompts, so I thought I'd give you a few because I can't remember all the ones you've done. "The One with All the Thanksgivings", "The One with the Jellyfish", "The One with the Ball", or "The One with the Cake". I hope you haven't done all of these and that you have fun with them! <3

the one with the cake!

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“Allison, it’s been hours, can we please go?”

“In a minute, I just want you to say something for Leila’s birthday message,” Allison settles opposite Stiles and Derek, gives them both a bright smile; neither of them return it. “For goodness sake, there will be time for other trips; you guys are acting like toddlers.”

“We don’t have time for other trips,” Stiles says through his teeth. “We booked this six months ago, and it was the first weekend we had available.”

“Do you know how many times we’ve been to the museum for a function Scott’s been in charge of since? Eleven times, Allison.”

“It’s not my fault he’s passionate about his work, guys. And, you two were late to visit our new born daughter because you were having sex in a janitor’s closet!”

“Look, it was an emotional day for all of us, and Derek was all… He just looked happy and excited, and you know I can’t resist that, okay? You know that! It wasn’t my fault.”

“It’s not like we’ve had the chance to have sex since,” Derek adds sourly. “Seeing as we’ve been on babysitting duty permanently.”

“And, we’re here, now, waiting for this party to finish.”

“Which you promised us it would, six hours ago.”

“There was an issue with the cake! Because of the place you recommended, Stiles,” Allison tosses her hair back, glares at him, “Thanks for the heads up on what sort of bakery it was, by the way, I went in totally clueless.”

Hey, if I wanna take a sexy picture of myself and stick on a cake for my man, I’m not going to feel guilty. Derek loves his cake.”

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