even if you win your still a rat


Architects - Even If You Win Your Still A Rat

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Cause Ali messed up haha :) 

Rap Battle: Yami Yuugi vs. Ash Ketchum
Rap Battle: Yami Yuugi vs. Ash Ketchum

look what I just did

(beat is from here)

this is for antique-symbolism

Ash Ketchum:

Hey, Dexter, say, ya wanna try to explain

why this guy thinks he’s good enough to take my flames?

‘Cuz you know me and Pikachu are comin’ to serve!

I’ve perfected my swerve to hit you right in the nerve!

You may be a master gamer but you couldn’t be lamer!

Your playin’ cards ain’t impressin’ to a Pokemon trainer!

You live in the body of a teenage boy!

I’ll use my POUND on your ass like I do to Nurse Joy!

And what’s with the cards? That your only trick?

You got your name on the game, it’s like you’re suckin’ your own DECK!

I’m goin’ strong all along, ‘cuz I’m the hero

You shoulda given up after Season Zero!

My show has me in the light.  Meowth, that’s right!

Your little spinoffs can’t put up a fight!

Go back to Egypt and lie back in your crypt!

At least you’ll save your reputation—that’s a TRAINER TIP!

Yami Yuugi:

Oh, that’s RICH comin’ from a boy who can’t even win

against the Elite Four in the first show that he’s in!

You know I’m thinkin’ that just maybe Team Rocket was right!

You ain’t nothin’ but a brat with a rat-shaped flashlight!

I’m bringin’ rhymes from the sands of time

and all my friends and my priests know the game is mine!

I got a writer who followed my story through to the end!

But you got eighteen seasons and you’re still—what, ten?!

Even your games are fallin’ back to Hoenn!

And yet there’s still not a single one that you’re even in!

Now pay close attention to the beats I’m layin’

GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL if you wanna be playin’

with the master of past or present games of all kinds. 

You step to me?  I’m gonna CRUSH your MIND!  

I got the skills and the brains and I’m bringin’ the pain

So suck my Dark Magic, bitch, and take your Penalty Game!

Ash Ketchum:  

You know, you act so tough, and hey, maybe you are!

But we know it’s just a cover for the weaker star-head!

What kind of attack can your monsters pack

when they’ve each only got one and static stats?

I’m raisin’ levels above without a single Rare Candy!

Like Abra and Kadabra magic, beats so dandy!

Your rhymes are just a cheap Ditto of mine

So go and cry me a river that’s as big as the Rhine!

Yami Yuugi:

It’s the Nile that’s in Egypt, you ass.

Maybe ‘stead of Poke-ventures you should go back to class.

And I’ll show you real magic from my Dark Magician

with a blast from the past that’ll leave you wishin’

you had never challenged me to any kind of duel!

Thought you’d try and be cool but you’re playin’ the fool!

I’ll take your little punk ass back to Palette

Leave you wishin’ for mercy with my Magical Mallet!

In It For Love

Her lips trembled slightly as a single tear slowly made its way down her quivering cheek.  I need you she said.  I know your job is important but every day you’re gone at least 10 or 11 hours, then you come home distant, saying you’re too tired to feel like talking.  Remember while you’re out in the real world, I’m here alone with only myself and the TV for company.  It’s not fair and I need more.  I’ll accept being alone while you’re at work, but I need you to actually be here when you come home.  I need my best friend, the man I married and promised to love forever to be here with me.  I need to talk, I need to hear I’m still the prettiest girl you know.  Did you think about me while you were away?  I need to know, I need you to tell me how lost you’d be without me, that you love me even more than you did when we first met.  I’m tired of hearing you do it all for me, how tough and competitive the rat race is and how you have to be hard to keep your edge and how you’ve got to maintain an attitude of I’m in it to win it to be successful.  I’m proud of you, but I need more than a nice house filled with lonely hours and expensive useless “stuff”.  I need more than exotic fantasy vacations once a year.  OK fine, I understand, at work you’re in it to win it, but what about me, what about us.  I thought we were in it for love.

anonymous asked:

Inuyasha and Kagome. Trouble Lurking

25: Trouble lurking.

Inuyasha crouched low, careful to keep himself quiet. 

He didn’t crunch the fresh grass beneath his palms as he circled around the small, huddled form. They weren’t moving, the back of his prey barely moving with the rise and fall of sleep.


Inuyasha pressed closer to the ground, staring them in the face.

It was actually two forms, one pressed into the folded arms of the other. 

He pounced.


Kagome screamed, flailing and waking their four year old.

They were already smirking, their little black ears swivelling towards their father’s playful stomping.

He was stalling. He knew it, his kid knew it, and his wife knew it. But he hadn’t won a battle against his kid yet, and he didn’t think he’d start now.

“Rararar!” They roared back at him, tiny fangs flashing. They swiped, claws leaving shallow scratches on Inuyasha’s fire rat shirt.

“Oh no! Kagome, I’ve been slain!” He fell over, dramatically clutching his chest. 

“Daddy! I didn’t even swipe you there!” Chubby legs climbed over him, knees and elbows going into his stomach and ribs.

“You know your father is too bigheaded to let just anyone beat him. You must have done it for real.” Kagome nudged at Inuyasha with her foot. He’d gone very still, mouth hanging open.

“Dad! Da. Daddy. Pop. Papa. Daddaddaddaddaddad–”

“Ok, stop, you win.” He shot up, his child flinging forward in his arms. “Just don’t do that any more. My ears can’t handle it.”

Kagome rubbed at the fluff of his ears and gave him a stinky-morning kiss. “That’s what you get for playing first thing in the morning.