even if you aren't my patient

jellicalcat  asked:

I know you've gotten this one before, but it's that time of year again. My long-haired cat inevitably gets matts every spring - despite daily brushing. I usually catch them small (fingernail sized) and pick them apart with my fingers, but I also know many people (and their pets) aren't that patient. Do you have any seasonal words of wisdom for spring shed matts?

My main wisdom is what you’re already doing - brush frequently, brush early. Maybe even more than once a day on the spots where the animals tend to get matts. Beyond that, if you’re still having problems, talk to a groomer about what they can do to help with the shedding process or the trouble spots. Being proactive about anything you do is the biggest part though because it’s way harder on the animal to get rid of them once they have them. 

  • Well damn, I'm offline for about three hours and somehow shit hit the fan again. (For new members of the FNDM this happens almost every hiatus.)
  • I don't really know how to say this...
  • I scrolled through the tag for about 3-4 minutes and saw nothing but hate for the CRWBY and the show in general for "queer baiting".
  • Guys, this show has 3 maybe 4 canon romances. Taiyang x Raven, Taiyang x Summer, Jaune x Pyrrha, and possibly (I mean it's hard to say it's not canon at this point, but it's only been very heavily hinted at, not super romancey) Ren x Nora. And all these romances are either completely off screen or very minor plots in the overall story. Romance is clearly in the backseat of this show.
  • I'm sure several of you who have read my song analysis are wondering "But Nerdz aren't you mad too, they basically made BMBLB not about the bees."
  • No I'm not mad, think back to previous soundtracks, there have been several songs that were meant for something other than what the FNDM thought it was for (ex. All of Our Days, Cold). Also, why would they want a song confirming the bees in a volume where they had no interaction with one another?
  • We've been told there will be LGBT characters and to be patient, this song, even though as much as I want it to be about the bees, doesn't mean that it is.
  • Please keep in mind guys that the characters all have different goals, specifically Yang and Blake who are focusing more on their families than themselves.
  • And about the whole screening process for the album, the CRWBY is already busy working on volume 5, making sure it's as perfect as it can be for us. We don't know what the process for releasing the soundtrack is, or how much time the have during these hiatuses to do such things. We all know about the stories of CRWBY working 24/7 to get the show out to us, and that's just the show, not the merch like the soundtrack or shirts, or anything else.
  • Their job is to work on the show, not the soundtrack or anything else RWBY related.
  • And you know what, what if Jeff didn't know how the FNDM would react to BMBLB? Maybe he just thought, "oh this is a neat song the FNDM will love!" Maybe he should have given Miles and Kerry a heads up about it, but we have no idea what goes on behind the scenes.
  • Please keep that in mind guys, we all just see the what they want us to see, and nothing more.
  • You can be mad about this.
  • You can curse the CRWBY all you want.
  • But at the end of the day they're trying to give us a show we love.
  • I myself am a bumbleby shipper, but I'm not letting this ruin my love for the show. It will take time for Blake and Yang to reunite, and fix their relationship. This song which we all assumed was about bumbleby could be something entirely different.
  • But we won't know that until later.
  • So please please please guys, calm down. Chances are we'll hear more about it at RTX with how massive this got. But keep in mind we may or may not get answers.
  • RWBY has been planned out for multiple seasons, and we finished 'season 1' with volume 3. So it will take time for us to even get close to possible romances with the girls, something we've been told countless times.
  • I'm sorry if my rambling doesn't make much sense. So I'll end it here.

anonymous asked:

How can I get my heterosexual friends to understand that just because my best friend and I are both gay girls does not mean that we are in a relationship? Is it even possible? I'm sick of telling them that we aren't together and having the question brought up again a few days later....

take the high road and patiently explain to them that you aren’t dating. or, the next time you meet up, ask every girl and guy sitting next to each other if they’re dating and when they say “no wtf” respond with “lmao wait what? I thought you were straight!” 

season one of house, a summary:
  • house: *does something morally, ethically, or legally wrong. probably all three*
  • patient: *lies and almost dies*
  • house: *storms into cuddy's office*
  • cuddy: what now??
  • wilson, at some point: i'm not cheating on my wife!! this tie is for me!!
  • cameron: *heart eyes at house*
  • chase: pls validate me, house.
  • foreman: ...white people, i swear...
  • dying patient: i don't want any treatment.
  • house: *rude, yet vaguely inspirational speech*
  • volger: lmao, guess who's here to fuck things up?? hint: it's me.
  • foreman, chase, and cameron: *break into patient's house*
  • cuddy: you can't do that!
  • house: watch me! *limps away, using cane in wrong hand*
  • patient, again: i'm dying, aren't i? i looked up this disease on the internet-
  • cuddy: *has an argument with house*
  • house: *sex joke, inappropriate comment*
  • clinic patient: okay, so i accidentally ate an mp3 player, right? it's been...it's been weeks. like, three weeks.
  • house: just how dumb are you?
  • clinic patient: what?
  • house: how do you accidentally swallow an mp3 player, you moron?
  • clinic patient: i didn't mean to!
  • house: you're even dumber than i thought.
  • clinic patient: uh...what are you doing?
  • house: they're tic-tacs.
  • wilson, again: i. am. not. cheating. on. my. seventh. wife.
  • patient: *gets treated with the wrong meds, lies again*
  • cuddy: HOUSE!! (ง'̀-'́)ง
  • clinic patient: *returns* okay, so about that mp3 player...
  • house: i hate everyone, you lying pieces of shit. *leaves to watch general hospital*
  • episode: *ends, mcjagger song starts playing*
The Nightmare Before Christmas {Sentence Starters}
  • "The job I have for you is top secret, it requires craft, cunning, mischief."
  • "You can come out now, if you promise to behave."
  • "But, they said you were dead. You must be... DOUBLE DEAD!"
  • "Careful, my precious jewel."
  • "Just because I cannot see it doesn't mean I can't believe it!"
  • "So you're the one everybody's talking about?"
  • "If you haven't, I'd say it's time you begun."
  • "Well, at least they're excited,, but they don't understand."
  • "Until you taste it, I won't swallow a spoonful!"
  • "I can't believe my eyes. I must be dreaming!"
  • "I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, sir."
  • "You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl!"
  • "That's alright. I have a present for you anyway."
  • "Absolutely no one is to know about it, not even a soul!"
  • "There isn't anywhere in the whole world more comfortable than that."
  • "You're mine, you know!"
  • "It's a phase, my dear, it'll pass. We need to be patient, that's all."
  • "Is there anywhere we've forgotten to check?"
  • "Take him home first! And apologize again!"
  • "She's the only one who seems to make any sense in this insane asylum!"
  • "What's that you were saying about luck?"
  • "For it is plain, as anyone can see. We're simply meant to be."
  • "You monster! You fiend!"
  • "And if you aren't shakin', then there's something very wrong."
  • "It's hopeless, you're finished."
  • It's much more fun, I must confess, when lives are on the line!"
  • "Well, well, well, what have we here?"
  • "I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!"
  • "You'll be back sooner or later. You'll need this!"
  • "Which door? There's more than one!"
  • "I'd like to join you by your side."
the orchestra according to a tuba
  • tuba: perfect, wonderful, unappreciated, great range, patient beyond belief, fuckin lonely
  • trombones: ur jokes aren't funny asshats stop taking my parts
  • trumpets: think they're so high and mighty just b/c they have friends stop taking my parts
  • euphonium: smol me. acceptable.
  • french horn: ooh look at me and my cadenza ooh i'm so precious stop taking my parts
  • percussionists: loud friends
  • piccolo: that's not an instrument it's a twig jesus it's too small how'd you even play it
  • flutes: giggly chatter boxes who sometimes play harmonies w/ me
  • oboes: french horn but squeaky, also stop taking my parts
  • bassoons: long me. acceptable if they'd just stop taking my parts
  • cor anglais: what
  • double basses: ok ur jokes are funny but you still need to stop taking my parts
  • cellos: the very definition of 'it's always the quiet ones' u weirdos stop taking my parts
  • first violins: what i imagine praise for musicianship feels like idk, needs to chill, stop taking my parts
  • second violins: bitter, actually kinda sweet, the worst sense of humour, stop taking my parts
  • violas: if first violins had souls, and i'm not even gonna ask u to stop taking my parts b/c i don't want to play viola parts
  • piano: s t o p
  • singer: something cool to listen to during my 287 bars rest
  • Suzuki Tatsuhisa: Tsubasa would be the most picked on in the studio, mainly by Yukino-san and Miyata-san.
  • Yonaga Tsubasa: Yeah, from Yukino-san it was always either "Sing" or "Eh? You're going to strip, aren't you?" Yukino-san is my senpai from the same office, so I can't disobey her.
  • Suzuki Tatsuhisa: (lol) She'd say "Yonaga?" in that patient but commanding way.
  • Yonaga Tsubasa: Yeah. Like, "Do it." And she says it with Ama-chan-sensei's voice, which makes it even harder for me to say no.
  • -from Free! episode 7 audio commentary

Hey all, I’m struggling a bit with money right now. ;o; 

If you are interested, have any questions, or want more examples, feel free to send me an ask, or email me at stephanietatoiu@gmail.com. I won’t draw NSFW or gore. For the most part I will accept the commission unless it’s something I flat out am uncomfortable drawing. You can also check out my art tag here

To be clear, 5$ backgrounds are some form of environment behind the characters (examples are the Science Bros and Fluttershy drawings). A background with a plain color is included in the “One colored character” commission, unless you want it transparent. Backgrounds do not come with sketch or lineart commissions.

I’m doing these in my free time, meaning whenever I’m not doing school work, so please be patient if they take a bit. It won’t be an insanely long wait period though, because I do need to earn money as soon as I can. After a potential livestream tomorrow, as well as finishing up a current drawing, these are all I’ll be doing. If by some miracle I get more than 5 commissions, I’ll notify others interested when a slot has opened up. I don’t think I can handle more than 5 at once. ;; Thank you!! 

case18posts  asked:

Should I even be a follower if you aren't going to answer any of my questions?

That’s up to you. We’re getting hundreds and hundreds of questions and we unfortunately can’t answer all of them! We’re just humans, please be patient and don’t lose your temper over little things. We’re trying!

anonymous asked:

I'm a born muslim in alhumdulila a Muslim family (however feel like revert) I adopted the hijab during Ramadan and alhumdulilah I will never look back. The thing is, my family. Allah swt has truly blessed me and I love my family dearly, But they aren't religious. Not that they have to be. But it's difficult when both parents drink and other things which go on to continue. I'm just not sure what I should do. Small changes are happening but they think I think I'm better than them which isn't true

You are in difficulty, and you are going to face even more difficulties, but you have to remember something: God placed you with your family for a reason. Who else is going to be able to change them? Me? No, you.

You have to be patient, and you have to take the long-term view. As young people we expect people to accept what we say after we say it.

When Muslims debate a Christian about God and what not, they make great arguments, and then they look at their Christian friend and wait, as if now that they won the debate the Christian has to go: “Oh shucks, I lost, I guess I have to be Muslim now.”

No, that’s not how it works. And that’s not how it’s going to work with your parents.

You’re going to have to be patient and guide them, they’re not going to listen, they’re going to give you a tough time, but these are all tests of your Islam.

If you pray all day, and read Qur’an, and then you snap or yell at your mother, all your Islam is for nothing.

I’m not alone in saying this, Ustadh Nouman Ali Khan talks about this in this talk he gave, start it the 20 minute mark [you should watch it all, it’s great and applies to your situation really well, actually] but he talks about this issue, in detail.

Look at The Qur’an:

”’[Revere thy parents;] yet should they endeavour to make thee ascribe divinity, side by side with Me, to something which thy mind cannot accept [as divine], obey them not; but [even then] bear them company in this world’s life with kindness, and follow the path of those who turn towards Me. In the end, unto Me you all must return; and thereupon I shall make you [truly] understand all that you were doing [in life].’” [31:15]

The Qur’an is saying even if your parents are calling you to SHIRK you should respect them. You need to treat them properly, even if they are calling you to such a horrible act. Respect them still!


Because the only way you will be able to show them the light of Islam is if you become better because of your Islam.

I really think you should click on that video with Ustadh Nouman, it will help you a lot, insha Allah, but when you are dealing with this trial, remember that you have to show your Islam to others, not just for yourself.

Finally, remember:

The best Dawah is your manners, and the best Naseeha is your example.

text - aiden
  • parker: i love you.
  • parker: you're an angel on earth. you make me so happy and fuck i just love you so so so much. i promise i'll always be here for you through thick and thin, no matter what.
  • parker: aiden, you're my favorite person in the world. that's never going to change. i'm sorry that this probably annoying you because i'm sending you like a chapter book. 😘
  • parker: moral of the story is that if i were to ever lose you, i'd...i don't even know what i'd do. probably cry a lot. die a bit. idk.
  • parker: i appreciate how patient you are with me in all honesty. it makes me feel better knowing that you aren't going to give up on me if i do something wrong or anything.
  • parker: i love you so much.
  • parker: thank you.
  • Goku: Oh man, when will that waiter come back with our order?
  • Chi-Chi: Just be patient! We're supposed to be on a date, aren't we? Let's relax and enjoy ourselves.
  • Goku: Hey, I know. Give me one of your breadsticks.
  • Chi-Chi: What?
  • Goku: You know, the ones you keep in your breadstick... holding... thing.
  • Chi-Chi: Are you talking about my purse?
  • Goku: Yeah, whatever you call it.
  • Chi-Chi: I don't have any breadsticks in there!
  • Goku: You mean you didn't grab some the last time we went out to eat?! Why did we even go on that date if you weren't going to stock up on breadsticks for later?
  • Chi-Chi: They didn't even serve breadsticks there! And why would I want a bunch of stale breadsticks inside my purse!
  • Goku: Don't you have *anything* in there I can eat?
  • Chi-Chi: Fine... I have a half a pack of Life-Savers and a thing of Chap-Stick.
  • Goku: .... I'll take it.