even if they dont know it

Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” 


“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” 

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” 

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” 

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” 

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” 

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!” 

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.” 

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-” 

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” 


“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!” 

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.” 

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” 

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.” 

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!” 


so, i’m usually not one to ask for people to give me or my family money for no reason, but this is a special circumstance

pictured above is my 8 month old kitten, tucker

not only have we been unable to get her spayed, but as of late she has been acting a little odd

she hasn’t been eating at all, only drinking a little water from the faucet, vomiting when she even sees her food, and laying around the house sleeping (she’s usually extremely energetic)

my mother works through the state of illinois, which is in so much debt, we barely have enough money to pay rent and get food each month

i would very much appreciate if you could donate so we can take her to the vet, even a dollar or two would help a lot

you can donate here, or click the button in my blog description

thank you



I don’t think any if you will care but he’s coming home for 10 days on the 12th which is also unfortunately the day I fucking start school but I’m still going to the airport to pick him up at like 10 pm with my sister and her boyfriend because I miss him a lot and its worth it

anonymous asked:

Cresties sound like actual puppies. But not just puppies, puppies with an ulterior motive. They're planning something. What.

Anon…. I have been trying to figure out their plans for 3 years now…. I’m thinking it’s somewhere between world domination and ruling the international feeder insect supply in order to become the ultimate reptile overlords

I am going through a midlife crisis at age 17.

i really want to fight most of you right now like you keep making up rumors of “zayn breaking up with perrie over the phone” like that is only a rumor and the more you talk about it, the more it spreads around! this isn’t the first it has happened like you guys were so quick to jump to conclusions about that scandal in thailand and caused a massive fuss over a misunderstanding. so just sit down and relax.