WHEN I READ THAT KAMIL STOCH FAKED HIS RECORD JUMP, I’LL START KURWA SCREAMING
NO, HE DID NOT
YES, HE ADMITTED HE TOUCHED THE FUCKING SNOW
NO, HE WASN’T A CHICKEN, HE DIDN’T TRY TO BLAME A SKI FOR IT
NO, IT’S NOT HIS KURWA FUCKING FAULT THE JUDGES ARE BLIND
AND NO, KURWA, NO, IF THIS WAS STEFAN KRAFT, IF HE TOUCHED IT (which he did with the WR but that’s not the point), HE WOULDN’T COME TO THE JUDGES AND ASK THEM TO CANCEL HIS JUMP
AND BTW, EVEN IF KAMIL GOT 8s FOR THIS, EVEN IF THE RECORD WOULD BE WITHDRAWN, POLAND WOULD STILL HAD THE 3RD PLACE AHEAD OF AUSTRIA ‘CAUSE KAMIL JUMPED 20 M MORE THAN HE SHOULD
and when Hayboeck few years ago jumped his hill record in Innsbruck and touched the snow with his HAND, and that wasn’t an issue. and Norwegians, btw, before you start your prostests, please, check out your fucking suits ‘cause I have smaller backpack than you have your crotches.
yes, that’s my goodbye for the season.