even if i don't ship them anymore

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“If you keep drinking like that, I’ll have to carry you up into your room.” Steve commented as you drank your glass of absinthe. “Maybe I want you too.” You told him, causing him to chuckle. “It’s official, you’re wasted. C’mon.” Steve said. You tried to walk closer towards him, but your feet gave up on you and you ended up falling on the ground. 

You began to laugh hysterically, gaining a few judgmental looks from guests. “Oh shut up! I fought in World War 2!” You shouted at them. Steve smiled nervously at the guest, “I’m sorry.” He told them before helping you up. “You didn’t fight in World War 2, I did.” He corrected you. “Oh.” You said. “Well, I won a fucking Grammy.” You spat at the guests. “Still not you.” Steve said. “Well, what did I do?” You asked him, turning to look at him and smiled, “Imma do you.” You whispered, causing Steve to freeze and you laughed. 

“You’re adorable.” You told him. “And you’re wasted.” He stated, holding your hand and tried to help you up the stairs. “I don’t wanna go to sleep.” You told him. “You don’t have to go to sleep, you just can’t be around civilians.” He stated, this time grabbing you and carrying you on his shoulder up the stairs. “Wait, wait, wait. I wanna say something before I leave.” You told him when he reached the top step. He sighed, “Alright.” He then set you down. 

“Can I have your attention!” You shouted, causing people to quiet down and look at you. You giggled, “Hey. Hi! My name is Y/N Stark. Tony’s my dad. Hi daddy!” You smiled, waving at him. He smiled and waved back. “I just want to apologize if I caused you any harm. I am drunk.” You said and people chuckled. You smiled, “And, I’m also about to fuck Captain America. J.A.R.V.I.S, play Let’s Get It On by Marvin Gaye!” You shouted, causing people to gasp and Tony’s eyes to widen. 

When people judge me for liking K/S, and that my fave is OMS:

Them: “But they’re OLD. They’re not even HOT. Why do you want to ship OLD people??? Shatner got really fat! That’s not HOT! WHY WOULD YOU FIND THAT HOT????

Me: “Listen… what if I told you… it’s about loving the characters… and not about them being… hot?”

also fuck you william shatner is a precious beautiful snowflake at any size or age i will FIGHT YOU

anonymous asked:

When you said the ship was ugly and boring, did you mean Stydia or Claire and Jaime? Because the latter (while I do NOT think they should win) are (in my opinion) really interesting and come originally from an amazing book series and basically have an epic love... but if you meant teen wolf then I 100% agree lol

i LOVE claire and jamie i would never say that about them oh my god i’m a sucker for their romance and the interesting dynamic and the entire plot of that show in general??? so no i def meant st*dia babe ‘cause like. i mean. you know

saeunghwan  asked:

one piece !!!!!!!!! !!! ( you knew that was coming )

HERE WE GO I WAS READY FOR THIS 

OKAY SERIOUSLY THEY ARE JUST PERFECT TOGETHER I DON’T CARE, JUST LET THOSE TWO BE HAPPY AND WITH LOTS OF CUTE PIRATE BABIES I SWEAR- I WENT CRAZY FOR THEM I CANNOT HOLD IT ANYMORE!


Bonus (because I’m a sinner and I could actually ship Luffy with any living thing on this Earth):

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Sana Starros had one rule. Just one. Okay, no, two. One: always get paid. And two: don’t get involved. (The Trouble with Us)

… I haven’t even read the comics that are sending @roane72 into increasing spirals for this ship (because trade waiting etc) but I am on board, oh dear.

Posting sketches, because, as always, who knows when I will actually have time to finish them.

First you take away stalia, then my scira ship and now my morey ship and what do i get for 5 years of loyalty watching teen wolf…. FUCKING STDIA
—  A very correct, angry Teen Wolf fan in the comments of the new promo
When people don't close the door behind them
  • me: HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVERY HEARD OF
  • me: CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?
  • them: no
  • them: *leaves*
  • me: AGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN
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imperatorblake

insp

I find it so funny when someone makes an angry comment on an old fic, because, it’s like, “I haven’t written this thing in three years, lol, please calm the fuck down, I was fifteen.” People change my dudes. Writing changes. Ships change. This story old as fuck in ff time. 

Been seeing a lot of Julian and Garak on my dash and was like?? I haven’t drawn these nerds yet??So here we are. 

These two ruined me faster than any other pair I can think of. I didn’t go into Zestiria asking for this, but here I am.

*looks around the empty, abandoned tag that was once filled with fangirls*

*whispers* happy one-year anniversary of the troyler kiss. happy anniversary of all of our deaths. of the day we all lost our shit. i miss you guys. i miss our family. i’m sorry that i never converted. i’m sorry that i never moved on. i hope you’re all having fun in tronnor heaven.

*bows head, turns, and walks away.*

Pro tip: do not get emotionally invested in a ship where even kissing may very well be a physical impossibility