even if he can be stupid

cats v. werewolves

Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Reader (Human) x Liam Dunbar
Words: 1, 378
Warnings: jealous!Liam. that should be it :D
Request? yes or no
A/N: no animals were harmed in the making of this imagine! also i hope you like it! i’m sorry it took me for so long to post a story :/ i’m the worst….also sorry for the lame title i literally didn’t know what to title it.

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Can I just rant about something?
Ok listen up:

Actually, Jamie Hewlett said himself in an interview with the Gorillaz official website he doesn’t mind about shipping. (Look it up yourself)
Honesty who gives two fucks? They are FUCKING CARTOONS. WHO CARES.
Do you really think Jamie and Damon have the time of day to care about what people are doing in their fanbase?
If seeing “gross” stuff turns you away from the fandom you are WEAK AS FUCK and probably shouldn’t even be on the internet.
I don’t usually pay attention to stupid vids like this, (I only watched like 30 seconds because your voice is so fucking annoying.)
But you aren’t the ruler of the fandom so if you see shipping, fetish art, ocs or whatever the fuck just get over yourself, stop whining and recognise that people have different opinions and views than you.
Every fandom has “shitty” people and they aren’t going to go away just because some self obsessed asshole wants to complain about them.
Honestly, grow up and let people enjoy things.
They aren’t breaking the law.
Ps: your video is probably more cringe than the content you are “critiquing.”

Pocky Play!

Disclaimer: No NSFW content here

“Doctor, what is this?”

A bright pink carton of chocolate covered sticks lay untouched on Flug’s workbench. “Oh… that’s my snack, s-sir. It’s um… p-pocky sticks…”

Tthe demon inspected the strange snack closer. He read over the package out loud, “ ‘Enjoy a delicious snack of strawberry chocolate covered biscuit sticks! You can even play games with this delightful treat!’ What games is this stupid box speaking of, Doctor?”

“Games? P-Perhaps they m-mean the game where y-you have two people with an s-stick in their mouths. Y-You have to eat as m-much of the s-stick as you can m-manage.”

“We should try this human game.”

Flug glanced from his blueprints with a shocked expression, his gaze never leaving the curious look in Black Hat’s eyes, “Sir?”

“We’re going to play this game, Doctor.”

Black Hat seemed serious about playing this human-made snack game, “Y-Yes, sir.”

Moments later…

Flug flushed at his position, his eyes wide and watching Black Hat grab a stick from the bright box. Currently, he was in BH’s office, sitting on the edge of his desk while his boss sat silently in his chair.

Any normal day, he’d be yelled at and murdered for being sat on his desk…


Flug flinched, “Yes, s-sir?”

Black Hat held the stick between his thumb and index finger, “How do we play this human game?”

“W-Well… one person puts it in their m-mouth and the other has to t-take the other end in their m-mouth.”

Black Hat put one end, the biscuit end, in his mouth between his teeth. “D-Don’t chew it though. Not yet anyway. Y-You start chewing to eat as m-much as you can but the s-stick has to s-stay in your m-mouth.”

The boss kept his face emotionless as his scientist took the other end between his lips, raising his bag above his nose with a finger. Neither made a move for the first few seconds, awkwardly leaning towards one another.

Finally, however, Black Hat began taking in more of the pocky stick, chewing on the bit in his mouth as he pushed forward to take more.

Flug followed his lead, pushing the stick as far as he could into his mouth before letting his tongue melt the chocolate and biscuit.

Flug smiled, enjoying the flavor of strawberry against his taste buds. He delightfully closed his eyes and tilted his head before his nose could nuzzle against the other’s cheek.

Black Hat noticed the doctor’s movements and copied him, finding it easier now to get more of the stick. When they had equally met in the middle, he felt something brush against his lips and froze up.

Uncertainty was drawn across his face and he furrowed his brows in confusion, pressing forward against it. He heard a squeak and pulled away, swallowing the treat in melting on his tongue before responding, “What is it, Doctor?”

Flug pulled his bag back down and furiously shook his head. Before Black Hat could question him anymore, he noticed a quick screech from behind him. Flug looked over his shoulder, Demencia’s mouth opened to the floor with shock as she watched the two of them.


The lizard girl let out an exasperated noise before taking off, leaving both of them confused. “Ready for round two, Doctor?”

“Y-You want to play another round?”

“I think it was fun. Besides, Doctor, it was a draw.” Black Hat smirked, seeing the doctor flush before nodding slowly and grabbing the box from beside him.

“Y-Yes, sir.”

me after 2x17:  “Alec, Magnus, both in a corner and think about what you did and/or said. Then kiss and make-up”

Because if we are to be honest, both are in the wrong and both are in the right (somehow).

Alec didn’t want Magnus to bear such a huge secret as he knew it could be dangerous if the downworld was to know about the sword and they need nephilims and downworlders to be united. This wasn’t the best solution but his hands are quite tied. So his decision can be understood. However; “don’t make this personal” was a really stupid thing to say as, as Magnus truthfully pinpointed, Valentine want the downworld dead. And the fact that he was being  defensive didn’t help his case either during the fight.

We can also understand Magnus’ reaction, he has been in a seriously toxic relationship before Alec AND is still recovering from the body switch and torture trauma. He couldn’t even imagine Alec lying/hiding something from him. No wonder why he is so hurt !! I mean even in a normal position anyone is hurt if someone they care about hide something or lie about something ! So yeah his reaction and he storming out is completly understandable. However, what he said about Alec being like the Clave and like his parents  was a low blow.

I don’t think it’s fair to put all the blame on Alec, but it is just as unfair to crtic Magnus’ reaction.

So I am putting each in a (different) corner with a hot chocolate so they can both relax, think about it, kiss and make up :) 

all the baby joys come into the zones intimidated out of their minds by party poison and his crew. they’ve all heard the stories and rumors about how ruthless and tough they are, how many dracs they’ve taken out and claps with the scarecrow they’ve survived. they’re living legends, and everyone’s in righteous awe when they come into contact with the fab four, especially party. he has the most mystery and swagger surrounding his name, and when motorbabies fresh out of bat city come out and finally cross paths with the fab four, they look to party as the leader of the pack.

party poison, more often than not, falls face first into a sand bank before he can even introduce himself. you can hear ghoul and the girl snickering behind him, and as party regains his footing, he’s got a stupid, sandy smile on his red face.

it’s one mystery debunked.

anonymous asked:

This coercion bullshit is exactly why know one takes you bitches seriously. Innocent men can get their life fuck up because women like you are mentally unstable. Someone saying you like it rough isn't even rape by your fuck up standards,you admittedly followed that up with yes you can rape too doesn't mean it was. Most likely he probably laughs about it,about the stupid lesbian who let him hit. As oppose to going out and raping lesbians,though if he did it be your fault.

I don’t know if you have the ability to understand this, but I’m a real person. Today I got up, I had some tea to settle my stomach, I chatted with a friend. I have a real life that I live. This isn’t some bot here, or some case study. I come on here because people ask me for help and that is something that matters to me. What you’re talking about is my real experience and my real life, which I share because I think that conversations about those things help others feel like they aren’t alone. If you want to call me a stupid bitch for that, and defend someone you know nothing about based on my description of pain, that speaks to something deeply wrong inside of you, something truly twisted and sick. You should remove yourself from the company of others until you’ve been through some very serious therapy.

What you’re discussing is an experience I haven’t been able to name, something that happened in the wake of my forcible rape. If you’re attempting to insult me by calling me mentally unstable, I wouldn’t contest that I was mentally unstable in the wake of my rape. That’s a normal and common experience of trauma, and people have a multitude of responses to trauma that I dont think they should be blamed for.

You’re right, I’m sure that man laughs about how stupid I am. That doesn’t make me stupid, it makes me someone who felt taken advantage of in the wake of trauma, and it makes him someone who thought it was okay to have sex with someone who cried the whole time and didn’t move and that’s okay to laugh at. If a man thinks that is okay, you can make all the arguments you like about whether or not they are a rapist, but you can’t argue that they are a good person. That’s not someone that I would consider an “innocent man”, personally. 

But no matter what he does, it will never be my fault. I am not responsible if a man rapes someone. He is responsible. That is his crime.

Your defensiveness on this tells me that me describing the ways that I broke and attempted to punish myself while I felt broken struck a chord with your experience. Something doesn’t have to be rape to be incredibly painful and traumatic, and I have no doubt that you have traumatized someone. In fact, the only reason I’m responding to this is because I have no doubt that other women have faced this blaming, disgusting, and sanctimonious response to their experiences.

There is value in conversation about what is rape, what is traumatic but not necesarily rape, what is coercion, what is taking advantage of vulnerability. Obviously you have nothing to add to those conversations other than hate and vitriol. 

If reading me speaking about my experiences made you decide to come here to call me a bitch, stupid, and responsible for the possible rapes of other lesbians, you’re a really sick person. And gosh do you hurt us. I feel so sorry for the women in your life.

anonymous asked:

Me and my boyfriend have been together for 3 years. We weren't together for a week and he slept with another girl. I was texting guys too. I found out myself and now we haven't been together for 2 months. I call it cheating but we weren't together. Now I miss him and want him back even after all that. I know I look stupid but honestly idk what to do.

that’s not cheating though, if you weren’t together he can fuck who he wants, it might seem like he moved on quick but people have different ways of dealing with things he probably hadn’t moved on from you at all. Not saying you should get back together with him, but you can’t hold that against him either especially since you were talking to guys too. Maybe just talk to him about it and then see how you feel about getting back with him then

So Ive had this headcanon Ive been afraid to voice for a while because even I think it’s kinda stupid but I like thinking it while watching SU so here it goes

Rose was a closeted trans man
-yes gender doesn’t really exist on Homeworld
-But let’s say Rose has always had some kind of body dysphoria (because as we’ve seen, though STEVEN changes appearance based on feelings, the gems as a whole are pretty much subject to whatever their physical forms manifest when they regenerate, and even Amethyst, our fave shapeshifter, can’t change shape for long) so let’s say he finds nothing wrong with how Rose Quartzes look but personally hates seeing himself as one, and is majorly uncomfortable with all of these big flamboyant physical traits he has, not really helped by the fact that a) gems clothing is actually a part of their body and is no more subject to change than the rest of them, and fuck him if none of them actually refer to gems by anything other than the type of gem they are (so does it matter it bothers him to be called Rose? Doesn’t matter, it’s not like names are anything but factual descriptions)
-When he leads the rebellion part of it is finally pushed forward by his unwillingness to be a Rose anymore at all
-so they get to Earth
-Humans are awesome! They’re all so varied and different, and MEN
-Though he loves Pearl, he has an immediate fascination and attraction to the male experience
-In fact, the only people he’s interested in pursuing this human romance with besides Pearl are these men, not because he’s bi and heavily leans towards men, in my head, but because (as I experienced) there is very little way to tie yourself to an experience you can’t have, in this case, the brands of human masculinity she wishes she could replicate
-it doesn’t mean he doesn’t genuinely have feelings for Greg, but those feelings started from a long time simply fascinated with him cause he’s the closest thing to the man he’d want to be he’s found yet
-Also his immediate acceptance of Garnet?
-“Are you kidding? That’s awesome! You became something entirely different! (Pearl we should try that sometime maybe id hate myself less)”
-Btw Rainbow Quartz does help a smidgy smidge but only some of his issues are just related to being a Rose, and the exhilaration of escaping that makes him feel somewhat more in control, but what gems can be just aren’t enough for him
-Also he and Pearl do relate a bit of the time on the “you wish you weren’t a Pearl? I wish I weren’t a Rose!” Level but Pearl wants to not be a Pearl that’s not enslaved and Rose wants not to be anything his physical form and gem force him to be like really
-So then somehow they figure out the whole “giving up Roses physical form to become Gregs child” is a possibility and honestly Rose jumps on it
-He cares that he won’t have his memories and will essentially be a separate person, lose all his strength, all the history in his relationships, but not enough by a long shot
-the possibility he could finally be a human man is too much, it’s all he really wants and hes come near shattering himself as he is too many times anyway
-You say Pearl was too overprotective? I say Rose was self-destructive and Pearl learned to be overprotective because god damn it one day this war would be over and she’d finally find a way to make Rose happy

-Steven is a very typical human man name and I have the feeling this is the name Rose called himself internally after being on Earth a while
-All of Stevens guilt for Rose “leaving” his family is internalized, cause he knows on some level HE did it (cause he’s literally his mom) but he’s helpless to see how he could have stopped it cause this is just who he is
-Though Steven is Rose, everyone is intent on interpreting it as “Rose died, Steven is a new person”
-Which Steven IS a new person but saying Rose “died even though she’s right there, let’s just rip her out of this shit she’s brought on herself” strikes some painful chords
-though Rose claimed she was doing this so humans and gems could have an in between to her army, the fact is Steven would not necessarily be what she imagined he would be, loving or caring or good at relating to both gems and humans
-Though Steven wishes he could have known Rose, and wishes he was as strong as Rose was, and feels terrible about his families loss of Rose, he doesn’t want to become Rose, he wants to become someone different everyone will stop comparing to Rose
-You might say this is because Steven doesn’t want to die but he puts himself on the line all the time for people he loves and this is the best reason I can think of he just inherently does not want to try and reverse the process, or get his memories back, or anything. He instinctually knows he can’t stand any of those alternatives
-All the gems trying to simplify what Rose has done and admitting they don’t understand
-their initial reactions to baby Steven confirm this:
-Amethyst is the “isn’t that just cross dressing? You’re still a girl though!” By implying Steven can just shapeshift back
-Garnet has a much more relevant relationship to what Rose wanted, knowing cross-gem fusion so intimately and wanting to be something different, but Garnet, or Sapphire and Ruby’s attempts to get him to “unfuse” seem to better resemble a butch lesbian assuming a straight trans man is the same thing
-Pearls simple breakdown of “I get its natural for some people, but it’s not natural for us, and it’s not natural for me” and wanting Rose back as she was and outright grieving her really gets to me in this interpretation because this is exactly how I expect my parents will react if I ever get the nerve to come out to them and transition physically
-Also besides the fact Pearl is watching Steven grow up and so will gain too maternal a relationship with him to regain the romantic relationship she had with Rose when he’s older whether Pearl is bi or not, for this personal headcanon I view Pearl as a lesbian(or some gem equivalent) to show the immediate grieving, for searching for the woman she loved in Steven though it’s like this woman never existed, still having to be there for Rose (in the form of “Roses son”) because fuck it she still loves Rose and she’ll support Rose whatever he is even if it means they can’t be together like she wanted
-All the “youre a Rose Quarts, you’re right there, you’re still her” and how disturbed that makes Steven
-all the trying to poke holes in Stevens identity and find an excuse to say Stevens still Rose
-Bismuth taking Steven pissing her off as an excuse to call Steven Rose because he was never really different in her eyes until those last moments
-just overall I’m happy with the idea that Steven was like Rose transitioning and I’m sorry if that offends some of you but it’s really big to me

anonymous asked:

Can you do a Shartos and/or MystRen request where one of them is out of the country for a few months? You've really got me interested in these pairings! And I love your writing!

Why not both- :T Also thank you!


Sharrkan frowned and pouted and lounged about the apartment. It’d been a week without Spartos. One week. And there were several more months to go. Stupid schools and their stupid scholarships. He just wanted to hold and kiss his boyfriend- but he couldn’t even do that. Phonecalls were hardly a comfort and only made him miss him more. 

He stared at their cat, who only stared back at him as if to say “wtf is your problem”. He didn’t like cats- it was Spartos’. But he couldn’t take him to school with him. Sharrkan scowled at the animal as he rolled onto the floor and continued to pout. This was going to be a long eight months. 


“Why so long though?” Mystras asked as he pouted. 

“It could be a few months to figure everything out.” Hakuren answered on the other side of the phone. “I wish I could’ve brought you with me, Mys, I do. But it’s a family thing-”

“Yeah, I know…” The redhead sighed. Did he ever understand about ‘family things’. “I still miss you though…” 

“I miss you too. I’ll be home soon enough, okay? Don’t destroy everything while I’m gone.” He laughed lightly. 

“I’m not that destructive!”

“You nearly burnt down our last apartment trying to make cookies.” Hakuren deadpanned before he sighed lightly. “I gotta go. I love you.”

“Love you too.” Mystras sighed as well and then frowned when he heard him hang up. He tossed the phone on the end-table and then face planted onto the much too empty bed. 

steve will apparently fight nazis & 117 countries on my behalf but when he saw a group of screaming fangirls coming at us this morning he yelled ‘every man for himself!!!’ and started running
  • [during sex]
  • Hinata: NARUTO!
  • Naruto: SASUKE!
  • Hinata: ...
  • Naruto: ...
  • Hinata: ...
  • Naruto: I can explain
  • Naruto: It's a habit
  • Hinata: What?
  • Naruto: No, wait. What I mean is- the only person who shouts my name like that is Sasuke and I usually shout his name too, like, when we fight
  • Hinata: Why?
  • Naruto: I don't know. It's kind of our thing. We've been doing it for years.
  • Naruto: Well, not doing IT, you know, not like we just did. But that name thing, 'it.' I'm not in love with him, I swear! At least, not the same way I'm in love with you.
  • Hinata: Naruto
  • Naruto: I mean, we only kissed once, and it was totally an accident.
  • Hinata: Naruto
  • Naruto: Or, twice, unless you count that other time-
  • Hinata: NARUTO!
  • Naruto: SASUK- Hinata, I meant to say Hinata, see? It's like a reflex.
  • Hinata: Go sleep on the couch while I think about this relationship.
  • Naruto: Fine, but can I ask you something?
  • Hinata: *hopeful* Yes?
  • Naruto: By 'this relationship,' did you mean yours and mine or mine and Sasuke's?
  • Hinata: Get out.
Dick Grayson is a Goddamn Dork™ ACTUAL CANONS

1. The discowing suit. I mean, really?

2. Canonically was responsible for naming the batarangs, the Batmobile, and probably every other bat- thing in the cave.

3. Continued to defend those choices, even as Batman. “That’s a stupid name.” “You mean *awesome*.”

4. Little kid tries to punch him (as a cop!) and he responded by saying, “you’re throwing a punch wrong. Here, hit me again, like this”

5. Built an entire secret room in his apartment for vigilante purposes, still leaves his Nightwing suit in a heap on the ground next to his bed where Goddamn anyone can see it

6. Puts his fingers up by his head so that thugs who see his shadow will think he’s Batman

7. When deciding what to call his new a batarang equipment, unironically decided to call them “wing-dings”

8. Is honestly flattered when supervillains compliment his butt


10. Does not bother to park the Batwing or even bring it low, flings himself out of it from 1,000 feet up because *aesthetic*


I am devastated. I have been staring at my screen for a while now, I just don’t have the words for this. I feel like I lost a good friend. And I know that sounds stupid because how can you say that about someone you didn’t even really know personally? I don’t get it either, all I know is that my heart is broken. I never felt understood, until Chester started singing. I went through some horrible stuff he went through as well and I just.. felt connected to him. And now he’s gone. I’m so sorry. I hope his family and friends get to heal from this terrible loss. I hope he is finally at peace with himself. 

I’m sorry I have been gone for a long time again. It happens too often, I know. I’m still dealing with mental issues myself, I’m not sure if it will ever get better. But for this I had to make an exception. I tried to make something special for him and for the rest of the band. I made a photoset of every chorus of the new album. I hope you guys like it. I know I’m not the best editor, but it was really made from the heart. Rest in peace Chester. 


timmy’s secret wish is the worst episode of fairly oddparents i have ever seen :’D - forget about chloe or sparky or season 10 - this is the one where it turns out that timmy is actually 60 years old and cheated his way into never having to let go of his fairies - which results in cosmo and wanda losing Poof.

Naturally, all of this ends with Timmy getting his fairies, Poof and his youth back, without any permanent consequences or punishment whatsoever.

i cannot believe this ;____;

What we know about the dads so far

Not including the info on their little introduction posts. Stuff I got from tweets and the live stream. 
Craig Cahn:
He was your roommate in college 
He has 3 kids. 2 older twins (Briar and Hazel) and the baby (River) 
He has an ex-wife named Ashley who he has joint custody of the kids with. They got divorced last year.
He drinks marinara sauce like it’s a smoothie?
He’s a total fucking bro. He and your dadsona used to go on Bro Brunch. 
He jogs daily and is strong enough that he can jog while holding River on his chest without hurting her. 
Mat Sella:
He owns the local coffee shop, the Coffee Spoon. The name comes from a poem and even Mat admits that it’s kind of stupid.
The names of all the things on the menu in the shop are puns.
Mat’s name is a Front Bottoms reference (Their guitarist’s name is Brian Sella and their drummer’s name is Mathew Uychich)
Mat has one daughter
He’s kind of awkward and really sweet.
Puns! So many band and coffee puns!
Hugo Vega:
Hugo’s son’s name is Ernest 
Hugo has a Netflix account but he can never remember his login details
He also has an old excel spreadsheet that he made years ago of wine and cheese pairings that he will deny exists but updates regularly
He thinks his son only vapes to annoy him. He admits vaping is healthier than other forms of smoking but thinks smoking a pipe is more dignified.
Joseph Christiansen:
Joseph has tattoos that he covers 
He also owns a fidget spinner
He has 4 kids. One of them is a daughter named Christie. 
He’s the first dad you meet in the game! He brings cookies he baked to your house
Brian Harding:
He has one daughter, named Daisy. She’s 10 
He also has a corgi named Maxwell. 
Depending on what you choose he’s either the second or third dad you meet in the game. 
You! The player’s dadsona:
You have one daughter named Amanda and she’s a senior in high school. She’s a photographer. Doesn’t Like authority. Kind of reckless. All around adorable. 
You had a wife but she passed away. Her name started with a C.
You were in a Ska band called the Skauminist Manifesto
You can choose whether Amanda was adopted or whether your late wife gave birth to her
You and Amanda are new in town (Maple Bay). The game starts with you packing and moving.
Amanda is pretty much aware that your into guys and is low key your wing man.
General Game stuff:
After you meet Joseph you have a choice to either go to the coffee shop and meet Mat or go to the park and meet Brian and his daughter Daisy and then meet Craig and one of his daughters, River. 
You meet Robert Small fifth at a sports bar called Jim and Kim’s (though owned by a guy named Neil) after a mom named Mary tries to hit in you
You get the option to bang him almost immediately
You actually see him before hand in the coffee shop but don’t talk to him until the bar. 
Damien Bloodmarch is most likely a vampire from the Victorian Era
There are 13 children in total (including the player’s daughter Amanda) and 3 dogs (at least one of which belongs to Brian)
That leaves Damien and Robert having one child each.
There’s a cameo from the band Pup.
Most of the dialogue in the game is grunting (provided by the Game Grumps and Friends!)
The game will cost $14.99 when it’s released on July 13th at 10 AM Pacific
The acronym for the game Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator is DDADDS and that was intentional
The creators worked on this game for over a year and a half and really care about and it comes from a heartfelt place
I’m pretty sure they’re already planning a sequel
There will be DLC. Possibly more dads. 
The creators kind of hinted that they might make a mom dating game? 

“Nothing’s gonna stop us now!”
I just came up with idea (it’s not some kind of AU or anything. I just like to combain Heroic and Villainous in one universe and make them acts like bunch of idiots x2) while watching “Can’ts Don’t Dance”.
On pic there’s Flug and Clemencia (that’s the Heroic!Demencia. Idk if I’m going to stick with this name, but it’s good-sounding so I think it’s ok.)
I like to think that Flug is actually a pretty good singer, and Demencia not so XD So in that case: Clemencia must be good just as Flug, and Slys/Slug [with 6.0.6 as his bodyguard (Max in the movie)] not so. But idk If I hc this that much. It’s just a thought.
Also I like to think about Clemencia as a sweet heard-worker, who don’t have time for crushes (even If she has a crush on WH. But will not admit it cause “it’s stupid, he’ll not look at me anyway”). (yeah I ship BH x Flug, BH x Demencia, WH x Slys/Slug AND WH x Cemencia. I just adore them all TuT)
And what about this pic anyway? Well, this idea I was talking about is about Slys/Slug trying to make WH and BH shut down thier companies and later buy it so he can… idk? Be evil? He’s a bitch don’t dispute with this. So Flug, Clem, Dem and 5.0.5 are trying to help companies earn the money (SOMEHOWLOL) with a show, to prevent selling them.
I don’t really know what could I write more about it. Hope ya like it?

For those who wants to know who Slys/Slug is in this concept… Isn’t it obvious?



WH: Thaaaaat… Was kinda sweet actua-

i was taking screen caps from the ‘film by peter parker’ video that came out to make icons and i think this is my favorite one