even by his best friend

freezing-and-crimson  asked:

So like, could I possibly ask for some Tobirama x Madara/Madara x Tobirama headcanons? ;0; if not I'll just slide away back into my hellhole of being unable to finish my fanfics XD

- In desperation, Hashirama gives them a house at the very outskirts of the village because even he can’t stand the shouting.

- Madara is his best friend but he doesn’t want to hear him through three locked doors, four blankets, and a pillow every time he gets annoyed at Tobirama. 

- Not that the other party is all that much better. Passive-aggressiveness, thy name is Tobirama. 

- Madara gardens. He’s spectacularly bad at it. 

- Tobirama cooks. It usually goes fairly well, as long as he doesn’t get distracted halfway through.

- Luckily being a Suiton user is good for more than just fighting. 

- They get a cat.

- Well, Tobirama gets a cat.

- Madara gets a nemesis. 

- Mito gets a hell of a lot of amusement for the simple act of leaving a kitten in their bedroom.

- Madara is a prude, and Tobirama likes to skinny-dip in any body of water large enough to hold him. 

- (This may or may not have been the shouting match that made Hashirama relocate them.)

- In his more desperate moments, Hashirama wishes that they could be a lovely-dovey couple.

- Then he’s forced to endure Touka and Izuna for more than two hours at a time and concedes that there are no good choices.

- Really, how bad does it have to be that Hashirama is the Only Sane Man?

- Mito does not count. Mito is a goddess among fools, and if she wants to make it her life’s work to torture Madara into insanity, Hashirama will just stand back and applaud. 

- Tobirama knows, of course.

- Was the passive-aggressiveness mentioned? 

- Because sometimes Tobirama looks at Madara and wonders why the hell he fell in love and how he can fall out of it and really, Madara putting up with Mito is roughly equivalent to Tobirama putting up with Madara, so it all works out.

- Madara disagrees. 

- Madara strongly disagrees. 

- Why did he marry into the damned family again?

- Love. Right. That’s why. 

anonymous asked:

au where everything is the same except Yato's true name is Sneedleborp

Deep within Yomi, Yato began to lose hope that anyone would save him, that anyone–even one of his best friends–would find out the true name he had worked so hard to keep hidden. Suddenly, a light broke through to him.

The light of Hiyori’s voice, calling a name he had for so long tried to forget.

SNEEDLEBORP!!” she screamed, her voice cracking on the last syllable.

Yato felt himself rushing upward, out of Yomi and into the midst of his friends. After he had collapsed from pain and exhaustion, he looked at Hiyori with grateful, disbelieving eyes.

“How…how did you know?” he asked in a whisper.

“I was just kind of yelling random combinations of syllables at that point,” Hiyori said, shrugging. “We’ve been here for about eighteen hours.”

how can you hate ron weasley? how can you hate ron “sneak out in the middle of the night in a flying car to rescue you” weasley? how can you hate ron “sacrifice himself at the age of 11 to do the right thing” weasley? how can you hate ron “make you part of my family because I know you don’t have one” weasley? how can you hate ron “stood up in a broken leg to defend his best friend” weasley? how can you hate “followed the spiders even if it was his biggest fear just to be there with his best friend” weasley? if you disagree im ready to fite you

Michael and Ufotable actually have a lot in common! They both sacrificed Mikleo to create something that makes lots of people angry and malevolent. 

where marinette flirts
  • so alya told her to start flirting with adrien if she liked him so much, and the magazines give her step-by-step guides with 15 ~Chill~ Ways to Flirt With Your Crush Without Totally Embarrassing Yourself, so there’s no way this can go horribly wrong, right?
  • okay but marinette has to be realistic, when has anything ever gone right for her?
  • 1. like their instagram and watch their snapchat: okay but marinette already does this, she follows all of adrien’s social media and collects his takes from photoshoots and knows his schedule, and honestly, there’s really nothing he does that she doesn’t know about it? the whole point of watching his snapchat and liking his instagram would be for him to notice her, but it’s not like she can tell him that she does this, because that would be creepy right? but for the most part she thinks she has this part down pat. 
  • 2. make eye contact: and this one is damn near impossible. every time she looks at adrien, and he looks back, her heart turns into a puddle and she wants to melt. but okay, the magazine said to make eye contact, so that’s maintain eye contact, right? don’t look away as soon as he catches her looking. okay, she tells herself. i can do this.
  • adrien and marinette spend the rest of the week in multiple staring contests. alya and nino are extremely confused, but the game catches on, and soon the whole class spends Madame Bustier’s lectures in staring contests with the rest of their classmates. there’s a running scoreboard, and chloe and alya are surprisingly good at the game, which isn’t that surprisingly at all considering how many glare-showdowns they’ve had throughout the year. 
  • adrien just wants to beat marinette once, and how is it fair she’s so good at this??? marinette just wants to know why it’s not working; she hasn’t gone through dry eyes, blurry vision, and headaches for nothing. at this point, she’s read to pour Johnson’s No More Tears shampoo directly in her eyes to get them back to normal. 
  • 3. let your emojis do the talking: 🍆😛:eggplant: :yum:
  • alya sent it from marinette’s phone, and marinette is too busy dying to say anything about it. adrien still buys her eggplants for a month because he thinks they’re her favorite.
  • 4. wave and say “hi” when they walk by: marinette had to quit when her over-aggressive wave nailed nino in the nose and broke it. alya called him “raccoon eyes” for weeks. it didn’t matter though, adrien didn’t even wave back (though it might have been because his best friend was bleeding on the school steps). 
  • 5. invite your crush to hang out as a group: seems easy enough, right? she invites alya, nino, and adrien over for a study group at her house, but alya and nino cancel at the last minute to give her “some alone time with adrien”. only it doesn’t work out that way because she’s forced to actually learn physics when adrien notices she had some troubles with it and tutors her for the rest of the night. 
  • 6. say something simple, then keep the conversation going: marinette had trouble talking to adrien in the first place, so it was a miracle if she even got something simple out. adrien saves her the trouble anyway when he complicates her cat sweater, but it doesn’t go the way she imagined because it devolves into a heated argument over whether chat noir or ladybug was better, and oh my god, how could she be arguing with her crush over how much she sucked?
  • 7. remember what they tell you, and bring it up later: so adrien refuses to speak to her since she said ladybug sucked, and marinette is panicking internally 24/7. she makes him a hat to apologize because it’s summer and it’s blue, and when he asks her how she knew blue was his favorite color, she just smiles and tells him she read it in a magazine article. 
  • adrien looks touched either way while marinette wishes she could sink through the floor because she’d gone nearly a whole year without adrien knowing she read magazine articles about him. 
  • 8. give them a sincere compliment: 
  • adrien: “so what do we know about penguins already for this biology presentation?”
    marinette: “penguins are inefficient walkers…. they’re cute…. but not cuter than you.”
    adrien: “…thanks, marinette.”
  • adrien: “thanks, marinette. you’re so helpful.”
    marinette: “that’s me. i’m always helpful. i’ll always try to help you. you know, like… i’d totally hold a revolving door for you. i know that’s counterproductive, but you’re worth it.”
  • adrien: “god, they never get all the makeup off after a shoot.”
    marinette: “you know, i would really be okay with seeing you without makeup. that’s how much i like you.”
    adrien: “what?”
    marinette: “what?”
  • 9. casually touch their arm when you’re talking: marinette casually strokes adrien’s arm during their next study session.
    adrien: “… why are you touching my arm?”
    marinette: “i’m checking the seam work.”
    adrien: “….that’s my skin though.”
    marinette: “shh, don’t disrupt a designer at work.”
  • 10. offer them a fry: okay, but marinette doesn’t particularly like fries, so she figured she’d find another way to work this in. it happens one morning while she’s about to go to town on her croissant when she overhears adrien mentioning to nino that he’d forgot his breakfast, so she shoves the food in front of him and rushes away. alya can’t stop laughing at agreste’s startled expression when marinette shoved a croissant in his face without prompt. regardless, alya shares her own breakfast when marinette admits she didn’t have anything else to eat.
  • 11. give them something thoughtful: marinette buys adrien a ladybug-spotted scarf because she knows he likes the superhero. he protests when she gives it to him, but she just shrugs and said she owed him one anyway after dissing his favorite superhero before. 
  • the next day he gives her a matching chat noir one.
  • 12. tease them: she can barely keep a straight face when she teases adrien in front of nino and alya about always smelling like camembert. she even buys him three cheese wheels one day, but he only flushes darkly as he shoves them in his bag. she wants to apologize in case she hurt his feelings, but later that day, she notices that the cheese is gone. 
  • man, he must really like his cheese, she thinks in awe, and spends the rest of the day trying to figure out why adrien kept glaring at his bag during class. 
  • 13. steal their hat and put it on your head: adrien doesn’t wear hats, so she stole nino’s instead. adrien spent the rest of the day trying to set her up with his best friend. 
  • 14. ruffle their hair: marinette ruffles adrien’s hair when she walks into the classroom one morning. some strands end up tangled in her bracelet, and the two spend the remainder of class in the nurse’s office as she tries to cut them loose. 
  • 15. sit in their lap: marinette is a little hesitant to try this one, but alya ends up taking matters into her own hands and pushes marinette into adrien’s lap one day while the three of them and nino were visiting a cafe for lunch. marinette is flustered and apologizes profusely, and she finally finds the courage to look into his eyes. but instead of angry!agreste, she seems wide, shocked green eyes as adrien begins to laugh uncontrollably. marinette starts to giggle and shakes her head and it’s not until she looks at him again that she realizes… this whole situation seems really familiar…
  • “…chat noir?” she asks suddenly.
  • “what?” adrien asks. 
  • “what?” alya asks.
  • “what?” nino asks.
  • “oh my god,” marinette says and dies.

Needless to say, flirting was not her forte. But hey, she still got the man in the end, right? …. alright, it’s a work and progress, but still. 

FUN HEADCANON: the jarchie roadtrip wasn’t just a roadtrip; it was where jughead planned to come clean to archie about how much of a mess his life is. it wasn’t easy for him to admit that he was in such a sorry state, and it took him weeks to build up the courage, but he was gonna do it. he was gonna pour his heart out to his best friend, maybe even ask for his help.

that’s why he was so upset when archie bailed on him like it was nothing. that’s why jughead held it against him for so long. because that’s when jughead realized that he was not as important to archie as archie was to him, that his best friend in the world… wasn’t. that’s when jughead realized no one was coming to save him. that’s when he realized he was alone.

Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” 

“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!” 

“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” 

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” 

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” 

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” 

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” 

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!” 

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.” 

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-” 

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” 

“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.” 

“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!” 

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.” 

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” 

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.” 

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!” 

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I brought some oranges to work yesterday but didn’t eat them so this may have happened =D

Also since I’m at it: I don’t have time for people who hate Gotham’s Edward for shooting Penguin like… what was he supposed to do? What would you rather have happened? He realizes that Oswald’s selfishness was “for love” and jumps on his dick? Would you, personally, have forgiven someone you trusted with your life, who murdered (premeditated, and killed with malice aforethought AND, even though Ed doesn’t know this, knew that it would greatly effect you to lose this person and even /planned/ to take advantage of that vulnerability in advance) the person you love, a person who accepted your past and represented a better future for you? Give me a break, he had it coming.

Imagine - Zach breaks up with you

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@thrtreasons Request: “pls zach x reader where they dated for a long time and they were super goals but then they broke up idk why and he’s still in love with her and you know he’s not doing well after the tapes and she notices and helps him?? i mean he tells her everything and thinks she’ll hate him etc anyway thank you💫”

It has been exactly one month since you and Zach have broken up, and it was over something extremely stupid. It was over an argument that the two of you had. An argument over the fact that you and Bryce were “too friendly with each other”. Clearly Zach had gone mad. Because you would never cheat on him, and certainly not with Bryce Walker. That guy was a complete asshole and a pervert. If anything, he was always flirting with you, even though you were dating one of his best friends. But you had no intention what so ever to cheat on Zach with Bryce. You loved Zach, you truly did. And he loved you, but clearly not as much as you though because he couldn’t see how it was not you being “too friendly” with Bryce but the other way around.

It has been a painful month for you after the break up. You and Zach were perfect for each other, in your eyes and in the eyes of most of the students at Liberty high. You two were the “IT” couple. Always the talk of the school on how cute the two of you were together and how others wished that they had what you and Zach had. Why did things have to end between the two of you. You remember the night where everything went downhill, like it was yesterday…

“I’m not ‘all over Bryce’ Zach! That’s ridiculous!” You yell.

You and Zach were sitting in your living. Your parents were gone for the weekend on some business trip and Zach had promise to keep you company in the time being. So he had come over to your house so the two of you could cuddle and watch some movies. But things turned south pretty quickly…

“Sure you’re not.” Zach scoffs “You two are always flirting with each other! And right in front of me too!” He booms out.

“You know I’m really surprised that you haven’t left me for him yet, slut…” He breathes out the last word that you nearly missed what he said.

But it’s too late. You heard it. And you have never been more humiliated and furious in your life.

You look at him straight in the eyes, seething, and slap him. Hard. Right across his face.

“You know what!? Fuck you Zachary!” You spit out. “I fucking hate you! Get out!”

Zach scoffs and then says with malice, “Sure, I’ll leave, but know this, we’re fucking done (Y/N). I don’t even know why I went out with such a slut like you in the first place.” Then Zach walks out your door.

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im still laughing abt tary latching onto percy so fast because at the time it seemed like it was because percy was nobility, but in retrospect percy is his Type

“someone attractive, someone you could have an intellectual conversation with […] tall, strong, fair-skinned”

percy isn’t ‘strong’, but he is technically above average, so he fits neatly into all of tary’s types

Of Headbands and Hurt Feelings

based on this post by @fistatfirstklance + yours truly. also @wittyy-name asked me to tag her in this (haha im still screaming) so here we go

It starts as a one time thing.

Pidge had looked down one day, Lance’s older brother instinct had kicked in, and he’d ended up spending twenty minutes trying to string a pretty green stone he’d picked up on a piece of string. Any normal person would’ve just given it to Pidge directly, but Lance thought it’d be more fun to hide it somewhere and wait for Pidge to find it. She’d walked out of Green’s hangar the next morning with the stone around her neck and a smile on her face, and well. It spiraled from there.

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call it poetry –

the 150 patchwork characters above your instagram photos and below your profile picture; the 650 words you bled into your common app essay, baptized by midnight tears and shaky fingers on backlit keyboards; the 2 am text you sent your friend when she was sad, which read more like a love song than any top 50 hit; the scribbled words you placed among doodles and integrals on the back of your math test, the ones you almost hesitated to erase before you turned it in. 

call it art –  

that photo of your best friend laughing, even though it’s blurry and his left hand is out of frame; those pancakes, the ones the man at the other booth smirked at you for admiring before eating, laughing harshly before returning to his bitter coffee and significantly underappreciated waffles; the sunsets and sunrises that fill your photo stream, reminders that yesterday was beautiful and tomorrow might be too; the photo of yourself that you can’t decide if you quite like, but can’t delete either, your finger nervously hovering above it. post it. 

call it music –

the laughter of your friends from the other room that makes you smile, even though you missed the joke; the sound of your turn signal clicking, melting into the patter of raindrops on the windshield’s glass; the whistle of the summer wind outside of your old bedroom, the one that promised fairytales and twisters in sleepless childhood nights; the rhythm of your shoes in the empty hallway, reverberating with the sound of your arrival.

it is poetry.

it is art.

it is music. 

it is you.

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Okay so my theory is that Elena and Damon both died at the same time, like in The Notebook. They’re walking into this peace world together, and then I think Elena finds peace, which is why Damon disappeared, and very soon after (maybe at the same time again) Damon finds peace. When Damon found peace, he found himself at the Salvatore boarding house to see Stefan. I think that it’s all connected. I like to believe that they all get to see each other.

Elena and Damon don’t separate even in the afterlife. I imagine that Damon, Stefan, Lexi, Elena, Miranda, Jenna, Grayson, and John all sit together and talk about their lives and adventures. At first I think Grayson might be hesitant about Damon, Stefan, and Lexi considering they were vampires, but after learning that Elena became a vampire, and their adventures and how the Salvatore brothers helped her, he becomes more open and inviting to his son-in-law and his brother and his brother’s best friend. Even John who didn’t like Damon very much warms up to him.

I think they sit around, eat, tell stories, and do everything that should’ve happened if Grayson, Miranda, John, Jenna, Stefan, and Lexi didn’t die. Just be a family. I like to think that Damon and Elena tells stories about their kids. They had 2 kids: one boy, and one girl. They named them Stefan and Miranda.

Hasetsu headcanons

-Yuri dragging Otabek to that small shop selling tiger sweatshirts and buying one for him. Otabek initially feels awkward but Yuri gives him that Smile™ and Otabek decides that he is willing to protect the shirt with his life. 

-Yuri deciding what Otabek is going to eat before Mari even hands the both of them a menu. “KATSUDON EXTRA LARGE FOR BEKA PLEASE!”

-Yuri watching with glimmering anticipation in his eyes to see how Otabek reacts after taking the first bite of katsudon heaven. 

-Otabek feeding Yuri a mouthful of katsudon (even though Yuri just ate) because he can highkey tell that his best friend wants more. 

-Yuri and Otabek training together at Ice Castle. Otabek casually brings up the Onsen on Ice event out of the blue and just casually says “you looked really beautiful skating here, Yura”. 

-This causes Yuri to trip and fall face flat on the ice. The heat of his blush melts the ice around him and he tells Otabek to stop being a fucking cheese.

-Yuri, Yuuri, Otabek, and Victor in an onsen together being so extra and attractive that all the other customers just watch from inside the shower room (again).

-Yuuri and Victor secretly snapping pictures of their son and son-in-law and sending it to the 9000+ existing fan accounts.

-Yuri and Otabek walking along the beach, hands grazing softly once in a while.

-Yuri and Otabek initially plan to sleep in different rooms but Yuri falls asleep in Otabek’s room after complaining, eating junk food, and playing video games. Otabek paces around the room gently freaking the fuck out before he decides to just not sleep (lol) and watches Yuri sleeping until he eventually blacks out sitting by a corner. 

-Yuri finding Otabek sitting in a corner sleeping when he wakes up and putting a blanket over his smol bae so that he won’t catch a cold. 

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“[…] I hope I can be half the person he is. And if I have to choose between caring for my friend and believing in your God…then I choose…m-my friend!” Kitty Pryde (x)