When the bae is sick but u dont care n kiss her anyway and now ur sick af

also sapphire didnt eveen got sick at all lmao 
In honor to all the people who wished me health soon and gave me cutest drawings about it.THANKYOUGUYS

alizzlefoshizzle  asked:

hoyaoya! I love your art sO muCh I canT eveEn describe it like how???? do you think you could draw a kuroshou for the snek fanssss? thank yuu<3

ahhhhh youre so sweet!!!! thank you so much! i have no idea how to characterize kuroshou but! i bet if they were to start a relationship, begrudging mutual respect would be their foundation???? idk, but again, thank you so so much!!! <33333

sugar daddy pool pt.1 (M)

bts member jungkook x reader you 

genre angst / smut 

M = mature contents read on your own risk 

well, i was trying to take a break but after the bomb ‘’young forever “ jungkook was so damn hot and mature i didn’t deny my self from writing an imagination about jungkook who turned to his 30 ^^

summary: being jungkook’s sugar baby who was 30 years  old for a while doesn’t go to be easy for both of you it was a night that changed your damn life but does it do the same for him ……..


part 2: here 

part 3: here


what are you doing there!! ‘jungkook’ who was already halfway to the big black  coach snatched his phone from teahyung”s hand

“ nothing just surfing in the net my battery is dead,, so mind to tell me about you you almost absent this days where have you been bro “

“ you broke into my condo while i was bathing and already check my phone than you want to know about me stop this weirdness ‘hyung’ we’re not kid any more i know you know everything you want to know

yeah….. you are 30 years old thanks to god i don’t mind i’m still feel young but look at your self you get old faster man “

“shut the fuck up and tell me what do you want i going out right now???

“is true “Annie” will send your daughter ultimately to Korea “

jungkook stood up not too much far from where ‘teahyung’ was sitting he was thinking about this two weeks ago non stopping he was a dad and that horrible idea didn’t leave him but he was happy though even he was scared he almost see his daughter few times a year while his trips to america for work “Annie” as an american girl wasn’t the ideal mother for his daughter she was living a 4 years ago in korea when jungkook met her , he was 26 then a brilliant young master for a big korean family he thought he was crazy in love with her she was the first time making him feel satisfied they had a great relation ship and sex every thing is perfect but only in jungkook’s eyes “Annie wasn’t the perfect girl she cheated on him she fucked random guys every time she went clubbing while jungkook was working it was the death of him when he found out that she cheated on him all this time not eveen for once and the worst her pregnancy his father was much restricted with his attitude and persuasion he almost forced him to marry her but she ends up running away he hated her a lot she broke every single beautiful thing he has for the love’s sake he just stay around her while her pregnancy period fortunately the baby’s father was him he has the right to doubt ,she ends up living in america after the divorce she promise to come back with his daughter when she get her 4th year …….

“ i don’t know what she is thinking about i only want my daughter now

“and you need to live too”

“ i’m alive do you see a dead leave right now hyung??”

“yeah you are maybe the most handsome man but the coldest too why the fuck you don’t get a girl how the fuck you will find a time to live normally while your little daughter will be here soon you will be busier jungkook ah’ i’m really wondering i will get a chance to find you here in your condo next time when i break into it”

“stop this shits and stop coming here out of blue you are a busy man so go prepare for your marriage and leave me alone “

“i’m not living i need to see you with a beautiful girl again “

“i don’t need girls i’m fine like that i was married to a gorgeous woman i loved her but look what happen to my life i became a father all of sudden she cheated on me and she run away with my baby why the fuck i will do the same shits again all the women are bitches “

“ya ya ya stop stop don’t start this i heard enough last time i’m not here to argue i said you need a girl i didn’t mean a girl friend or some thing like that i meant girls for one night it’s amazing to do it you will not feel responsibility well only if you ripped your condom he giggled , you need to taste  the sex life again what will you planning to be a saint!! just check websites you will find a dozens for one night stands  you can have fun 

“ i can’t believe the man who is talking like this will going to marry next week you are talking about girls as they are ware i really hate girls right now but i’m not planning to do this neither being a saint i’m not that quality man i’m a big sinner and a big loser 

“we will see then teahyung smirked and stand up rubbing his best friend shoulder see you bro please take care don’t work too much “

jungkook waved his hand and nod his head when teahyung turned around “please think about it didn’t you miss fucking “

“go out go jungkook shouted throwing the big pillow that quickly closed the door after his hyung “that bastard how yoonhee noona will bear him!!!!! “

the dark sky outside wasn’t frightened an hour ago it was full of stares but when you come out nothing was clear it was dark you felt scared you felt the need to cry but where is the fucking tears you almost now haven’t got tears you cried a lot non stop since you heard about your danseng condition why her why not you why it has to be she in that cold bed in that white closing room  you fell down your body was weak you didn’t eat from yesterday night your mind was unable to think 

“ hi mom yeah i’m coming home “kim yoonchae” huh she’s ok the doctor reassured me mom don’t come this night the doctor said we have to go home because the nurse can take care of her do you want some thing for dinner i will buy “

it was horrible to lie to your mom she of course felt that shaking voice but maybe she wanted to believe you 

you finally go into your room the small room you have in your parents apartment your life was ok since last year your mom worked hard after your father leaving her alone with two children she had a lot to deal with but she bear that pain till it goes away her work was pretty good for a small family who only want to live peacefully but your little sister disease ruined all that peace 

sitting up on your desk trying to check if you get some new notification on your social websites you almost use your eyes drop into a new message from that goddamn site ; it was your friend firstly speaking about having a sugar daddy a man who can help you indirectly the idea was disgusting in the first case when you heard that but something make it stick in your mind you are a poor girl now you didn’t have anything to help with you almost stop going to university you only go to practice  this year trying to work hard in your part time job just to earn much money to live and to the hospital expenses your mother will not be able to do that alone she barely can swing the house necessity and the hospital high bills so why not specially you are single after that son of bitch run away he took your virginity he promised you never leave you but he was a mother fucker guy he only drop you in tears 

          #  hi i saw your profile picture you look fascinating let me say that                honestly i didn’t do this before but i really want to meet you we can share a  good relation to fulfill our needs physically and mentally so if you are  interested reply me or feel welcoming to visit me this is my address “…..”

 it was an other message you received since last night when you decided to sign up in this website you swing a lot but nothing was interesting for you they didn’t attract you to be fair but after reading this stranger’s message you clicked his profile it was also new account 

     jungkook 30,sugar daddy


    seeking sugar baby 19_ 26

nothing here sounds important or unusual til your eyes dropped on his photos he fascinated you one of his photo he was smiling he looks like a bun he was super sexy and cute and hot in every single photo you can see a new feature it was really new for you to get to know this type of human 

you smirked again when you read his profile information the age request fit with you you were 23 years old 

many things hovered in your mind why a man like him is divorcing such in an early age who is that bitch who can get a divorce for this man he is rich young man who search for a girl for sex or pleasure or dating you bet he can have any girl he wants only if he smile so why he has to be here but after a while you asked this question to your self too why a girl like you is here though so every one has his own reasons the best thing here no one will ask you about your reasons or why you did this every one seems busy who only wants to have some sweet time sometimes you took a breath your mind was deciding to do that whatever happen next at least you will not going to lose any thing you need money he needs sex deal 

the next day you had a horrible tiresome day you didn’t believe that you are home now finally your mind didn’t stop thinking about that man sometimes you blame your self as you must reply him before just go to his home but it was clear he makes you choose whatever you wanted and you already choose 

you aren’t a rich girl who could buy a very stunning dress but you had such a beautiful taste with fashion stuff so you know how to be a women for any occasion searching in you closet your eyes drop to an old dress you bought it a year ago you almost forget it it was the dress you supposed to wear while you will meet your ex but he didn’t come and you didn’t wear it it was so classy but the problem it was red how will be his impression you already know this color is dangerous what if he didn’t like you or he didn’t feel connected with you you will be such a miserable girl then but thinking well you need to use every single weapon you have to get your money so it’s ok  now red tube dress will be a dangerous weapon  you were so nervous almost wanted to cry but it was ok now you need to experiment many things to get help as quickly as possible no one can feel what you feel now when you are close to that area: Seoul rich part of the town it was so damn beautiful at 8 o’clock  it’s also a relief you were wearing a black coat even your mother didn’t notice your appearance she was preparing food because she will spend the night at the hospital with your young sister so whatever what happens tonight she will never find out 

the address leads you to one of that giant building that you need a fortune to get one flat how lucky this man he will never get such a money lack in his damn life like you he must have a wealthy family you felt angry thinking about how you will offer him your body to get some of his mercy it was horrible  

finally the condo is clear to your sight you take a deep breath and you hit the bell the door automatically opened in front of your body releasing a half sleeping man who was fixing his shirt only one fucking thing you are sure about he is more freaking handsome from any photo you saw specially his messy hair 

“ good evening Miss how can i help you”

“emm good evening you are jeon jungkook ? right i’m … i’m kim y/N i came after receiving your message on the website 

jungkook was really taken by sleeping he even didn’t hear her clearly or he did the important that this girl know him so he must did something making her come here he didn’t want to make it weird any more 

“ come in we don’t have to talk here he grinned his mind is thinking and thinking he didn’t understand he was in his way to apologize to her as maybe she was wrong maybe it was an other jungkook when suddenly he remembered something “i’ll fuck killing him if he did it “he said to him self 

“Miss kim come sit in the living room excuse me i will be back do you want something to drink “

“ no thanks “

“but you’re my guest how come !! wait please 

jungkook grabbed his phone from the coach heading to the kitchen  he checked the historic page and he got it that son of bitch 

the story is clear now teahyung signed up in that site using jungkook photos and information he was meant what he said to help him get a girl but how the fuck he did this without his permission the worst when his eyes were eating the previous text that teahuyng wrote as jungkook he felt burning when he saw his address this private address in the text so the girl isn’t wrong she thought that he want her that’s why she come it wasn’t good to go tell her what really happened he wasn’t a kid he was a mature man who felt a forgettable feelings right now he grabs quickly tow glasses and his red wine bottle from the cup board and go back where this girl was sitting he take a look at her she has an attractive physic he can’t deny this her black long hair was flirting her shoulders sexily he noticed that she was wearing her coat 

“ Miss emm sorry but you can take off your coat you don’t need to wear it here “

“ ah yeah sorry i was enjoying watching the design here “

“did you like the condo “

“ yeah such an amazing style and colors 

he smirked while he was busy filling the wine he didn’t notice her stunning body curve until he turned his face to give her the glass his smirked changed into a dropping jaw 

“thank you “

thanks for you too for coming i must be a lucky man now you already accept my invitation ‘jungkook’ mind was stupefy he swear he wanted to tell her he wasn’t the one who sign up but something told him to carry on after all she is here for him specially after seeing her she was really a soft girl a beauty master

how old are you jungkook said playing with his glass

“23 years old “ you answered shortly actually that heart in your chest was madly pumping the way you wanted to get out running but you can’t you haven’t the right your sister needs you this thoughts make you conscienceless bite your lower lip the man sitting not far of you was enjoying this scenery 

“ how did you know that red is my favorite color “

“his question remind you that you still at this stranger condo you tried to be calm “ hh i really like red too “

“so this is a common thing we shared right now he smirked are you a student 

“ yeah i’m majoring in classic dance “ballet “

jungkook was really taking by your voice “no wondering you’re so beautiful and you have a beautiful body “

“thank you you blushed your red face make him giggled 

and you you asked him “well i’m a business man and i’m so busy my life is really stressful “

“ you must be a successful young master in such an early age “

“ thank you sweetie jungkook was living alone for two years without fucking a girl he was depressed the way he didn’t feel that he had sexual needs he hated women from the bottom of his heart he kept thinking about confidence and betray affair but this girl coming for sudden knocking in his door waved him deeply inside  

do you want an other glass “ you accepted his offer you only need to get drunk if something happen you will not regret it and you will easily forget it so you wanted to get drunk this wine was such an intense beverage but it tasted good

“so is your college time funny i think you have a happy life as a dancer “

“oh no it’s normal many guys thought the same but i swear nothing special “

“you must be a bad dancer then he teased you  

huh you wanna try me “

“ i will be lucky if i get a dance with a girl like you do you need music he grabbed his phone to play a nice classic music it was really fascinating getting in this apartment talking with this hot man then dance with him 

jungkook wrapped his hand around your thin waist and pull you closer you start moving your body professionally it was such a surprise for you that he can melt with you this way he follows your rhythm perfectly  your head was so damn close to his chest no wonder his scent is killing you jungkook continue swaying gently until a magnetic emotion told you to stare at his dark eyes his eyes didn’t let yours and oups it happens his lips finally dropped to kiss yours he kissed you smoothly his lips works as magic in yours already felt your core is yelling the kiss was so damn good it smells need, wine, desire, and any thing and every thing has an affair with sex every thing thoughtful  you wanted is happening now you get the trump card for sure no wondering he enjoy your service 

“ oh gosh you’re so beautiful and hot “he said grabbing your thighs squeezing it by his hands he suddenly lift you up you wraps his neck by your hands and returned to kiss him deeply you felt something as you were lucky he wasn’t such a disgusting man he was hot and freaking sexy how the hell you will refuse his touches which already turned you on 

jungkook finally throw your body on his bed you were busy kissing and sucking each others lips to feel his feet going upstairs you weren’t so much careful to stare at his grey and yellow room you were busy helping him taking off his shirt over his head his torso can explain every thing no need to words right now he was hot as hell how the fuck he is divorced who was that crazy woman 

jungkook unzipped your dress and stare at your body “ you’re so gorgeous come here let daddy touches this bright skin jungkook was on top of you kissing your neck sucking your sensitive area you felt his hardness touching your tummy he must be so damn turned up right now his hands was so busy scanning your boobs downward to your inner thigh he start rubbing there “oh no aah “

“ it’s ok sweetheart i will please you the right way nothing was clearer to feel than his tongue fucking your hole in such a tease way his fingers also worked well there you shout a yell when he suddenly insert them in your entrance you almost were about to com 

“ yeah com for me baby girl yeah good girl just like that “ please i need you in me right now “

“ you want me sweetheart emm” he smirked “

“yes please he already positioned himself on top of you sucking your nipples you tried to change his plan and be on top of him he seems pleased by your offer specially hearing his moan when you start kiss his chest his abs every thing in his body was inviting your hand rubbed his hard shaft you can see how bad he is enjoying this oh god “ he moaned under your touch it was such a long time he didn’t feel this amazing emotions seeing a beautiful girl busy sucking and massaging his erection was so good for him to let it go waste he was about to come you can feel him “fuck come here princess let me bring you heaven” he said hovering around you after grabbing his condom you can feel his cock gently asking for entering it was hurtful but so fucking good he didn’t stop thrusting until both of you reach your orgasms it was such an amazing experience for you you felt sorry to meet him in such a similar Circumstances he was such a good partner in the bed both of you were laying in his bid bed you weren’t able to think about any thing  but jungkook was already has many things in mind he didn’t  believe he did this again the worst it feels good he didn’t feel disgusting as he thought every thing about you was so pretty for him “ do you want to sleep “

“ i feel exhausted honestly yeah “

“come here baby he grabbed your naked body making your head rest peacefully in his chest he start rubbing your long hair with his hand making you feel amazing he can not be a sugar daddy this man is more tender and more human for this stuffs you innocently wrap his torso your action pleased him he smirked both of you leaning in silent enjoying the moment it was weird this feeling of safety in this stranger ‘s lap but it’s really  inoffensive you laid there peacefully forgotten for a while your own problems it was only two couple of minutes then falling asleep as an angel 

jungkook night wasn’t so much calm he was in an inner war something is ruined now that peace that he  used to live with for a long period is totally fall into the floor now he even hated to think about letting you go the next morning his free hand check his phone again he tried to understand the site needs another time nothing seems weird or opposite to ‘teahyung’ information he put on there the only thing he needs to remember now is to pay you this is a sugar daddy mission after all he tried his self to get out off the bed without waking you actually you were deeply sleeping to feel any thing he search for your phone in your bank account he transferred the amount directly then put the phone near your side-table he didn’t spend that mach time but he already want to come cuddle with you again …..

feel free to react … ^^

a monnnth without uploaadin he comes back with a tag (whoo) that no one eveen tagged h im he;;;s not a challenge to drag (ouch) so PREPARE for an attack AND b y tthat i mean cringe (cringe) cause this motherfuckeir;;s ;;;bouot to get dra gged by his fringe ffirst things first, you;;ree freakishly tall i t;;;s weird u loiok llike a noodle (true) you;ve got hair that w as cool in 2 007 and wet u just look like a poodddle (hobbit) throw in A really annoyin posh voice and,, yup,,, THAT’S dan (posh) youre what would hhhappen if winnie the pooh fucked sl e nderman u procrastinate makin videos,, cause bein judged is scary????? (ooh) yourea so close to bein forgotte n,,,, the hate;;s imaginary (woah) the only reason u GET views is you;;;re ainother whiteu guy that people sh ip with his FRIEND cause ttthe y thiank its kawaii oh reaosouns why dan;s a fail (yay!!!!!) i;llll give u some u neveir tweet,,,, u overeoat,, all u do is cry and sleep your jokes are shiitpostts and memes WITH no originality (uh huh) your family;s sad u flopped your law deegree at university and anythin embarraassin that;;;s fr om YOUR past u JUST delete u were vegggan for LIKE t hreoe weeks,,, then what, u miessed th e meiat??? (milkkk) wo w,, i;m so impressed by yourr clear moral integrity!!!!! u try so hard to be peacceful and diplomatic but can;;t make toast wiithout tumblr sayin youre problematiuc {boo} (ohhh) i could go on there;s more if i check there;;;s moreo thiengs on this list than chins on your neck on your birthday u joked u were a quarter way to dddeath a 100????? yeah,,, when geittin out of bed makes u out of breath?? (real) ssso your celebrity crush was j-law but now it;s evan p…??? (mhmm) what the fuck even is your sexualitty???? it;;;s hard to put u in a box when u k eep it so blurry (what is it) i think it;;;s ju st to hide that you;;;re secretly a furry i;;;m-iem JOKING OBVIOUSLY OKAY that wentt deep………. repressss it???? yup!!!! before i start cryin lets wrapp this shit up i;;m gonna go and masturb at e,,, then cry int o a slllice of pizza (feelings) sho ut out to the outherrr youtubers especially ryan HIGA A cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation met withhh no depreciation it;s the youtube nation click subscribe,,,, if u wan na watch 4 videos a year!!!!!! (or 3) to see my laost oneu (from 10 yeuars augo),, just cliack over here ( fail) so leave a comment with your reaction, u can call ME a liar cause u just witnnesseud the roast o f danisnotonfi re [soubbiung]






i cant eveen perform a solid closure because of that

episode was great though

sorry it took me so long to do this episode (things came up)

i promised to do one ep for 10 days straight so im keeping that promise

4 mintes before midnight LOL

il make a solid statement tomorrow about the episode though 



 a lot of you were really curious about the AU i am planning, i already made a couple of drawings..

 I decided to name this “Gated life AU” why? because we were surounded by fences n those. I am gonna talk in diferent ways,usually first person and using Ruby to describe the experiences i had during my first love. Its mostly based im real life events, but i am mixing them a little with my actual relation and life just to make it a little better. Sapphs its wearing school uniform in this picture, but you may probably not see her wearing it a lot, almost all the story happends during night and she only need the uniform during mornings. Also i added a little map of what i remember :P just to make you guys understand the weird life they had. I am terrible writing or planning, so if you guys have questions about this story just send me an ask and i will answer them. 

 Ruby: I use to live in a militar base, pretty far away from the main city. Everything was gated and private, only militar people and familiars were allowed inside. Everyone parents were bussy everyday all day. Her father was actually higher rank than mine,thats means of course a better salary. She uses to attemp a private school in the city during the morning, with uniform and all. Me? well we had a little school there, it was free and almost the 80% of the students were from the militar base.. also just a couple of minutes walking from my house. (yas!) I dont remember my schedule but i remember thst i use to get out of there at night. Also i didnt had uniform, so i use to go with the most simple clothes you can imagine. The whole base was nice in general, we had everything we needed to not go outside, also the city was sooo far away that we didnt eveen want to. I remember thst i was a very lonely girl, i was alone almost all the day and use to spend my day in the computer or going out to walk during the night, getting lost in the forest or just going to play to the sport training places, and of course we had a loooot of thooose, everything was used for the training of the forces, but mostly alone all night. A whole tiny world just for the lonely me. Until i meet her…

I honestly hate Cartoon Network Latinoamerica..

They do a lot of censorship work in all kind of shows and they are only interested on selling things and brainwashing kids. There was a lot of drama about the Garnet relationship and how they will be dealing with it. A lot of people theorise they will probably end up changing Ruby’s gender in the future or deleting the “romantic relation” references at all.
A lot of people (me included) hope that they will not do it,that they will follow the steps of the original CN. And after noticing they didnt censorship anything in Clarence or actually during Jail Break in Steven Universe (probably because nobody confirms what they are a couple ,like, literally on the dialogues) 
And i really hope they will leave it like that for the future..
But thanks to internet it doesn’t even matter,everyone knows they are a couple.

I got the CN magazine because SU was in the first page and i was interested about the news in ther show. I went to the fan art page and found this :