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James Potter to all children grow up except four: so if i’m john lennon

James Potter: then sirius is ringo starr

James Potter: remus is paul mccartney

James Potter: and pete can be pete best

Peter Pettigrew: ok

Remus Lupin: i can deal with that

Sirius Black: i heard ringo starr was a massive dick

James Potter: exactly my point

Sirius Black: blocked

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it’s the big day! Going for the causal yet classy look. Let’s hope I don’t do anything stupid. Send me good vibes and luck! pls ignore the mess in this room, it’s not my room but still.

Weekly Reading List 26

Weekly Recommendations get posted every Thursday. All stories are character x reader unless otherwise stated. Graphic by the awesome@wonders-of-the-enterprise 

Tony DiNozzo
Night In by @itswitchcraft-not-googlemaps
Doing Laundry by @itswitchcraft-not-googlemaps
Picnic Picking by @imagicana
Cherry Knots by @imagicana

Steve Rogers
Sweet Treat by @fvckingsteverogers NSFW
Classified 1 2 3 4 5 by @itsanerdlife
Caught in the Act by @angryschnauzer NSFW
A Blind Path Home Part 12 by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord
Jealousy by @samwilsonlove
Father-in-law of Doom by @marvelandassociates

Tony Stark
Those Little Words Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 by @emilyevanston NSFW
Santa Baby by @whotheeffisbucky NSFW
Lessons by @actuallyasgardianNSFW
Accidents Will Happen by @imagine-assembling-the-avengers

Law and Order: SVU
Rafael Barba
Morning Routine by @vintagemichelle91
Falling in Autumn by @evs14u
Unusual Bonding by@criminallygoodimagines
Enough Time by @imagines-for-the-fangirls-soul

Star Trek
Jim Kirk
Cloudburst by @midnightinkdreams
Not Mine to Hold by @fandomly-writings
My Best Friend by @fandomly-writings
I Can See A Smile by @trekficsandbobs
Home Remedies by @trekficsandbobs
I Need You by @trekficsandbobs
Here We Are by @a-creative-writing-url
Promise by @imaginingthefandoms
Second Chances by @girl-next-door-writes
Screw You by @wickedsingularity

Leonard McCoy
Personal Grooming by @bkwrm523 NSFW
Fight and Make Up by @trade-baby-blues
Rome’s in Ruin by @trade-baby-blues
Come Hither by @girl-next-door-writes
Invisible Touch by @girl-next-door-writes
Shark Week by @taylorjacksonandtheolympians
A Night on the Town Part 8 by @all-sortsa-stuff
Mindset by @cantankeroustorpedotechnician

Jim x Reader X Bones
See Me Part TwelvePart Thirteen, Part Fourteen, Part Fifteen by @goodnightwife 

Criminal Minds
Aaron Hotchner

Prince and You Part 14 by @janeykath318
The Curtain Part 2 by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord

Soulmate AU

Getting Sebastian to watch your kids by @ohevansmycaptain​ Chris Evans
I Will Always Love You Baby Girl by @mirkwoodshewolf​ Steve Rogers
The People Erika Left Behind by @svubloods​ Rafael Barba 

A/B/O Dynamics
Just Me by @angryschnauzerNSFW

Modern AU
How Will I Know 13 14 15 16 17 by @itsanerdlife
Boundaries Part 2 by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord
Wolf Creek Part 6 by @beccaanne814-blog

Misc Fandoms
A Hard Lesson in History Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13 by @rauliskafan and @vintagemichelle91
You are Real by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord Steve Trevor 

Karl Urban

Chris Evans
Something New Part 1/Part 2/Part 3/Part 4A/4B/Part 5A/5B/5C by @ohevansmycaptain
Surprising Chris for His Birthday by @ohevansmycaptain
Jelly Beans by @chrisevans-imagines NSFW

Mood Boards
Something New
After Tarsus Part 1
After Tarsus Part 2
Full Tarsus Headcanon

tags: @thelawschooldiva @outside-the-government @isaxhorror @rayleyanns @sistasarah-sallysaidso @grumpykate @auduna-druitt @pinkamour1588 @engineeringtrashcan

Newest fics are at the end of each list!

* = NSFW

Bucky Barnes

Sleep Talker
The Interview - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - *6 (Final)
La Vie En Rose
*All Mine
Anything Could Happen
Born For Leavin’

Chris Evans

I Have A Date

Steve Rogers

Know Your Value
Hold On
23 - 2 - 3 (Final)

Steve and Bucky

Stubborn Love - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11

Wanda Maximoff

Let It Go




books read in 2017: commander in chief by katy evans

I think she is marvelous. She is untouched by politics, unmarred and untainted. She is absolutely, brilliantly humble. Honest, hardworking. And it would be my honor that she accept to be my wife. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a country to govern and a woman to woo.

for soma week 2017: a series of canon-compliant moments from meister maka albarn and death weapon soul “eater” evans

i | ii | iii | iv | v | vi | vii

“we both come from some pretty broken families, huh soul?” she asks, looking sadly at the photos on the table. soul nods, pulls her into his arm, and sets a photo on top.

“yeah,” he says. “but we can make a pretty good one of our own, i think.”

for soma week 2017: a series of canon-compliant moments from meister maka albarn and death weapon soul “eater” evans

i | ii | iii | iv | v | vi | vii

“come out to kiliks bro” the text says simply. Soul rolls his eyes and replies to Blackstar that he’s busy and does not care how many shots Ox plans on doing tonight. It’s Saturday night, which means they’re curled up on the couch in the grossest hoodies and sweats they own, marathoning Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Maka has her head against his shoulder which means there’s no chance in hell that he’s going anywhere tonight.

He must have tossed his phone back on the couch with some annoyance, because Maka shifts slightly and pipes up.

“Tell Blackstar to leave you alone,” she says. “Or turn your phone off.”

“Might actually be important,” he replies. “’sides, I can’t turn it off. What am I supposed to do during commercials?”

She laughs, turns her head back to the television, and they’re quiet save for laughing at the show, til his phone buzzes again. Several times in a row.

“wat r u doin finally boning ur meister”
“u rly should get on it bro”
“cant take the tnesion ne more”

He lets out an involuntary squeak, and he’s prepared to put the phone down and let it go when Maka turns her head back toward him.

“What’s he want this time?” she asks.


“Did he send you a dick pic again? He has got  to start keeping track of who he’s texting and when.”

It’s tempting for him to just accidentally show her, it would be a way to tell her how he fucking feels without actually saying a word. He contemplates it for half a second, rereads Blackstar’s text, and instead shuts the phone off.

“Something like that,” he says simply. “I think you’re right about just turning it off. It’s just gonna be drunk texts from Kilik’s party anyway.”

“Mmm.” She turns back to the T.V. and nuzzles her head deeper into his shoulder. “Glad you’re not going, Soul. S’comfy here.”

He glances down at her, soft blonde hairs falling into her face and the reflection of the television in her eyes. “Yeah,” he replies. “This is way cooler anyway.”

title: oh, the cliché (part i)
summary: You find out a little too late that you’re in love with your best friend.
warning: gets pretty angst-y
length: 1.4k words
prompt:I hated all your significant others and I’m starting to figure out why and I really really hope you feel the same
beau: chris evans

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I see you. Look up! :)

The restaurant is softly-lit and crowded, but from the small glimpses of him you catch, you can see a smile lighten Chris’ face.

He looks up, eyes searching, and when they find you, you swear your heart stops. He calls your name, waving a hand over his head like a maniac—evidently uncaring that he’s attracting disapproving looks in this upscale restaurant.

And it’s so Chris that you’re helpless in resisting; your legs carrying you over there. Just the sight of him is already calming your nerves.

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Reading from 50 Shades of Grey (nsfw), requested by Beth