evan slater

Friend: What’s your favorite thing on a guy?

Me: Belts.

Friend:….

Me: 

R-Truth: “That’s cool, though, man, that’s cool. Your dad wants to show his son off.”
The Miz: “But he never compliments ME, it’s always, like, ‘Oh, yeah, you’re doing OK.’ He always compliments, like, Kofi.”
Curtis Axel: “Kofi’s his favorite, isn’t he?”
The Miz: “It’s Kofi, it’s KEITH Slater…”
Curtis Axel: “Keith Slater.”
The Miz: “Keith Slater. I’m, like, dad, it’s Heath. ‘Yeah, Keith Slater.’ HEATH!”
R-Truth: “He looks like a Keith to me.”
Curtis Axel: “Didn’t he like Evan Bourne?”
The Miz: “He LOVED Evan Bourne. 'Mike, why don’t you do any of that stuff that Evan Bourne does?’ Well, dad, because your genetics doesn’t allow me to do that, OK?”