evan slater

Friend: What’s your favorite thing on a guy?

Me: Belts.

Friend:….

Me: 

Big Fun Kidz Bop Edition

Dad says, act our age,
You heard the man, now let’s behave!
Blast the bass, turn off the lights
Mom and dad are home tonight
Drink juice, it’s all cool
Let’s go swimming in my pool
Say thank you and be polite
Cause mom and dad are home tonight

R-Truth: “That’s cool, though, man, that’s cool. Your dad wants to show his son off.”
The Miz: “But he never compliments ME, it’s always, like, ‘Oh, yeah, you’re doing OK.’ He always compliments, like, Kofi.”
Curtis Axel: “Kofi’s his favorite, isn’t he?”
The Miz: “It’s Kofi, it’s KEITH Slater…”
Curtis Axel: “Keith Slater.”
The Miz: “Keith Slater. I’m, like, dad, it’s Heath. ‘Yeah, Keith Slater.’ HEATH!”
R-Truth: “He looks like a Keith to me.”
Curtis Axel: “Didn’t he like Evan Bourne?”
The Miz: “He LOVED Evan Bourne. 'Mike, why don’t you do any of that stuff that Evan Bourne does?’ Well, dad, because your genetics doesn’t allow me to do that, OK?”

the-imagination-of-virginia  asked:

Hello, I'm the awkward new writer lol would it be okay if I got a shout-out? I tried to message you but couldn't since you do r follow me 💜💜💜

Of course love! Guys it would mean so much to me if you’d go check out this wonderful person’s blog!

They write for…
•American Horror Story

•Bates Motel which reminds me I have to start watching this lol

•Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

•Guardians of the Galaxy

•Hamilton

•Harry Potter

•Heathers (both the movie and the musical!)

•X-Men

•Riverdale

•Scream (movies) should I start writing for the scream movies 🤔

They also write for actors too! For example…
•Christian Slater

•Evan Peters

•KJ Apa

•Most YouTubers

•Skeet Ulrich

•Sprouse Twins
And more if you ask!

Go send them some requests lovelies

Fandom List!

If you don’t see something on this list that you’d like to request, feel free to ask!

Fandoms-
American Horror Story
Bates Motel
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Guardians of the Galaxy
Hamilton
Harry Potter
Heathers (specify movie or musical when requesting)
X-Men
Riverdale
Scream (movies)

People-
Christian Slater
Evan Peters
KJ Apa
Most YouTubers
Skeet Ulrich
Sprouse Twins
& I’m sure there’s more that I can’t remember so feel free to ask!