evan peters quote

  • Peter: Will you drive me to the mall?
  • Tony: What did Steve say?
  • Peter: He said no.
  • Tony: Then why would I allow you?
  • Peter: He's not the boss of you.
  • Tony: [internally] This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap
  • <p> <b>Tony:</b> [to Peter] So, this is how an immature, engaged, high school idiot, with no car, no job, and no money try to become a hero.<p/><b>Peter:</b> That was like eight burns in one sentence<p/><b>Wade:</b> An octo-burn.<p/></p>
  • Steve: You're a lying, cheating, piece of shit!
  • Tony: Oh yeah? And you're a liar who thinks that you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
  • Steve: I'm moving out, and I'M TAKING THE REST OF THE TEAM WITH ME
  • Peter, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

Lily: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl.

James: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth I don’t think Sirius could fight in that dress either.

Sirius: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.

  • <p> <b>Peter:</b> Wade, I don't know if you should come over to dinner tonight.<p/><b>Wade:</b> Look, I know you think it's gonna be uncomfortable because we're dating. But, look, Steve and Tony love you, and you love me. They have to like me. I mean, what kind of father doesn't love the guy who's nailing his son?<p/></p>
  • [at the airport in Berlin]
  • Steve: I have Ant-Man. I have Hawkeye. I have BLACK WIDOW.
  • Tony: You know what I have? A 15-year-old boy with web shooters and a problem with authority.